American Idol: The Mole Saved!
A funny thing happened on American Idol last night no. Not only did a rabid, shrieking beaver creature in a Windsor Fashions prom dress break into the studio and proceed to go into a seizure in the middle of the stage while police tried to control her with tear gas, but Matt Giraud aka THE MOLE was saaaaaaved!
The Mole, Lil Rounds and Anoooooop were in the bottom three and I was completely ready to blow air kisses to Lil's "hooker on a budget" wig, but Gaycrest's precious lips announced she was safe! So was Anoop! That's when I knew something in Paula's lude milkshake wasn't clean. Matt continued to sing for his supper while Paula and Kara did some kind of voodoo tribal dance at the judges table. Did you see that shit? After their dance, I ran outside thinking Paula's dance would make the sky rain Adderall pills. I stumbled back inside with a sad face because that didn't happen and found that the judges used that Power of Veto/Immunity Idol thing to save THE MOLE! That means two bitches get their heads chopped off next week.
Maybe someone spiked (SPOILER ALERT: Herself) Paula's sweet tea with the bad shit again and she started to hallucinate that Matt's MOLE would devour her alive if she didn't save him! That's why she begged Simon that she would give his furry titties a tongue bath for a week if he saved THE MOLE. Because really, we need to start letting these bitches go, so we can wrap this show up and go back to our miserable lives! Speaking of miserable, next week is disco week. Coincidentally, Rite-Aid is also having a sale on ear plugs and charcoal pills.
Adam Lambert the big gay lion has one more chance to make my donut hole spit glitter bombs for him. This will happen if he descends from the sky on a disco ball singing "Dancing Queen" while wearing this:
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Miley would have looked better if she had been dipped in shit.
Mole man isn't as bad as LiL Big Ass
They can all go home and leave Adam cause he's gonna win
oooo, I'm with you, mk. adam lambert is a total piece. i would love to give that minky his 1st taste of the poon! and oh yea, adam is going to win.
The first time I watched Idol this season was when the burning man pics were posted on this site. I watched out of curiosity to see who this Adam guy was and now I am so invested in this show I am disgusted with myself.
Anyway, total waste of a save. They don't think Matt's going to win but give him a free pass anyway? Huh?
And disco week....
Dear Lord,
Please hit Adam upside the head with some self restraint next week because i think he just might forget himself while he's performing and we will get a whole new level of flaming. While that might be entertaining as hell for me, I think he might find that instead of applause at the end of his performance he might get silence and an audience full of shocked faces and gaping mouths and that would just be awkward for everyone involved..
Amen
Giraud's time was up and he really is not that talented.The judges wasted the save.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
jeezum, can't believe they wasted the save on gummy mole.
Can't wait for disco night - hope they pick some good songs, enuf slow sap. Lil can redeem herself if she picks better this go round.
I was loaded too. . .maybe why I thought Miley was not that bad. She should take some voice lessons tho'
p.s., I would die a happy woman if I could pull off Adam's glittery ensemble as well as he does.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
If it wouldn't get Adam voted off, I think he should sing "It's Raining Men." It would piss people off with right amount of "so what if I'm gay" attitude and Lord knows AI needs something to stir the pot.
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:35am.
Okay, I think I want Alison to sing Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff"
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Nice one. She could rough it up easily too. So who's going to do, "Ring My Bell?" LOL
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Okay, I think I want Alison to sing Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff"
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
The look on Simon's face was priceless when Miley finished her song. He probably would have loved to critique that mess. She sounded bad.
Pitchy, dawg, pitchy!
Stoney, spare your ears and never watch Miley again! Last night was awful, she sounded and looked a mess.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:09am.
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And you so know Adam could pull off Rick James Super Freak even better than Rick! lol
Anoop, definitely needs a lionel richie ballad!
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Oooh, NitWitty - Lil - To Be Real - That'd be perfect for her!
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
If somebody does something Commodores and somebody else does Rick James (bitch!), I'm happy.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Ok, I had six bourbon and cokes before I watched AI last night, but I thought Miley sang real good-like.
Maybe I need to watch it sober. Actually, why do that to myself? Miley is best enjoyed drunk.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:56am.
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I'd like to see it...
It'd be cool if they posted the list online and allowed us to choose songs for the contestants.
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i love those glittery boots...where can i get a pair?
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you see me, bitch....
Adam-Play the funky music. Or Funky Town!
Gokey-Dropped a bomb on me.
Matt-You sexy thing.
Allison-Self control. (laura branigan)
Lil- To be real. (Cheryl Lyn)
Anoop-Freak out (Le Chic)
Kris-She's Fresh (cool and the gang)
Okay, yes..I just looked thru my collection of the greatest disco songs compilation CD's. LOL
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lmao @ stoney's avie
Cword: thanks, I wish there was somewhere you could see the songs they are allowed to pick from
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
I told you Lil wasn't going home!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I forgot to add that Miley stinks. That beaver will go away by the time she's 20. Her fans will realize that she stinks when they get a little bit older. Jonas brothers are worse than Hanson.
Here's a site listing the top 100 disco songs...somebody better do K.C. & the Sunshine Band.
http://www.nutsie.com/digitaldreamdoor/100%20Greatest%20Disco%20Songs/20...
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CWord, ooooh! Good one Blondie for Adam! Sorry, got called away. Will have to put my thinking cap on for song choices.
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Andy Gibb's "I Just Want to Be Your Everything" would be good for Matt or Kris.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by ghettoprincess on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:39am.
Danny, Adam, and Allison
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I hope she's the one. But she's been in the bottom so many times. I don't know if she'll get the votes. But you maybe onto something there with Kris's new facial hair. lol
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I love Snoopy (Anoop) & Matt. Sadly neither one has a chance to win. I knew Matt would be saved by sexy Simon. Simon should be shirtless next week. HIs big fur cheechees must breath.
ghettoprincess YES! that's a good idea for Anoop
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
OMG, if Adam did Xavier Gold!!!! I WOULD DIE!!!!
But I would love him to some Erasure too.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I want Adam to sing Cher.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:42am.
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How 'bout "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"
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I'd love to see Adam sing "Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)" hehe....
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Anoop could do that Barry White song My first, my last, my everything (can't get enough of your love baby). It's like the lyrics are slow but the music behind it is disco.
Boy needs gum transplants
please no! If anoop does BG's he will embarass himself !
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Brandi: good thinking! but then I want him to sing my fave Tom Jones song: Sex Bomb! can you imagine!?!?! ahahahahahahah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
@NitWitty: my money's on Allison to round out the top 3.
@snowy: I like ghettoprincess's picks for songs...BeeGees for Anoop, Blondie for Adam, and I was thinking Donna Summer for Lil but 'I Will Survive' seems more appropriate. ;)
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Nitty: I have no clue who the third could be, I hope it's Allison but maybe Kris because the little girls need a straight dude to squee over and otherwise they have a sparkly unicorn and a 45 yr. old lesbian in glasses.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
@Nitwitty
Danny, Adam, and Allison
I would have thought Kris before but I think that little mustache he's been growing looks a lil strange and may throw some of his tween fans off.
snowpiece on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:37am.
Let's think up a good disco song for Anoop?
- Something by Tom Jones.
"She's a Lady".....????
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Cword: Lil brings the boring and as you said she doesn't listen...
Let's think up a good disco song for Anoop?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:29am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:25am.
quick! before stoney shows up, I want Lil to go before Anoop!
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I was hoping she was going home last night. When she picks the right song, she's fabulous. But for some reason, she continually picks these songs that aren't suited to her voice. Either way, it's pretty certain Danny and Adam will be the last two, who do you all predict will be the third person standing?
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He looks like he's missing a chromosome. & I doubt he has enough personality to know to work the disco phase.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:25am.
quick! before stoney shows up, I want Lil to go before Anoop!
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ITA, snowy...how many times has she ignored the advice given by the judges only to choose a song that is completely wrong for her? Girl does not learn.
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I guess I don't usually make it this far in the season because I was like ... Disco night? really?
So I'm wondering, who gets to sing I will Survive? Maybe Big Rounds. Is that Blondie song Heart of Glass disco? I would love to hear Adam sing that. Anoop could do Staying Alive. Oh some of this is going to be so cheesy, I can't wait.
I like Danny and love his voice. For me, it has nothing to do with his backstory and he never really brings it up-- the producers do a lot but not Danny.
I am worried about what he will do for next week. Disco has Adam's name written all over it.
i hate disco week too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Sigh, yes NitWitty, I love Adam too. He is definitely a "performer" and not just a singer.
With a genre like disco, I feel like AI is TRYING to make the shittiest show possible. Let's face it, there's no way Kris or Anoop is going to pull this off, and you know Lil is going to pick something stupid and easy like "I Will Survive." Allison will sing "Turn the Beat Around" or "Ring My Bell," Adam will do his thing ("Stayin' Alive"?), Hokey will turn it into a cheesy church revival number, and Matt Giraud will...continue to be unmemorable, possibly with a fedora. Blah.
quick! before stoney shows up, I want Lil to go before Anoop!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related