Thursday, April 16th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Fabia Cerra from Britain's Got Talent - Susan Boyle wasn't the only hot piece to dazzle the judges with her glamour. Fabia Cerra, a BBW and burlesque dancer, also did. Fabia's magnificent chichis also caused dumb prudes to call in and complain saying her performance was not family friendly. What's not family friendly about Fabia? Every member of the whole family from babies (babies really love her) and to men adore her! Dita Von Teese can retire now that Dita Von Tittays has arrived. Click here to see her sexy moves.
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Pancakes.
OMG! This is seriously gross! I mean, at least Susan Boyle is talented!
Ew. A woman's talent should not be the ability to extend her belly past her breasts. Simon must have screamed and jumped under the table. They really should allow tossing rotten produce at these pigs.
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MICHAEL K: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE A BOOK? YOU ARE A COMEDIC GENIUS. SERIOUSLY.
WRITE A FUCKING BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS. :)
Well, I think Labia is the hottest thing to come out of England since the Beatles. IMHO...
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I mean, I'm sorry, but I did vomit in my mouth a little.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
Did that just turn into the Gong Show? Too old,too fat,too ugly and she can't dance!Where is Chuck Barris when you need him?
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ooooh yeeaaahh...
Not my type, but you have got to respect the boobies. They demand it.
I don't care if she's fit or not, fat, thin, whatever... but I certainly don't think stomping around like a heifer with your boobs out is a talent. Go back to dance class! Every day! And Dita sucks too, so it shouldn't take much work for this one to corner the market with a bit of discipline.
Oh yeah I can totally imagine Dita stepping aside so this ho can take over the burlesque circuit...NOT! Love you Dita!
In the immortal words of the wise and true Todd Flanders:
"Ow! My virgin eyes!"
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NoNo no no Susan Boyole is the besttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by de Cosmos on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 11:08am.
There's a big burlesque dancer called Fabia
hahahahaha
Ah good for her -
but one question
did she say she was
35????
So many jealous itty bitty titty gals commenting on something God gifted her with, sad. At least she didn't pay a bundle for fake turbo tits that leak.
I fucking love this woman! She is really sweet and overweight yet she doesn't care. I think she is great!
this is why british people should own the world...HOTTTTT!!!
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Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:48am.
Is that Fabia... like rhymes with labia?
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There's a big burlesque dancer called Fabia
Who's quite popular in parts of Arabia
When her tits are in motion
The old coots get their lotion
And she snaps up their cash with her labia
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:39am.
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I think fat people should pay more - if they take up more then one seat. What would happen if all the fatties sat on one side of the plane, I wonder? Would it tip over?
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Maybe I’m Amazed
A lot of talent there...
I say charge them fatties!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Sheeps, I like the way UAL is thinking. It is very frustrating sitting next to a very fat person, who winds up taking up part of my space. The seats aren't very wide to begin with, but still......
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:39am.
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LMFAOOOOO!! That is hysterical!!
You know on the off chance I open the door to a salesman, I always grab the phone first so I can say, "I'm sorry. I'm on the phone." I'm always so afraid the damn thing will ring just then too!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Okay, I'll give her that she's a BW, but a BBW??? This is not her calling.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
A guy on the radio yesterday was talking about United's plan to charge double for fat folks who can't fit in one seat. He argued half-seriously that fat people have now been demonized enough. He gave the example of a fat chick he saw in line at In-N-Out, who was audibly using her cell to talk to her friend, then relay her friend's order for two double-doubles, fries, shake, etc. As she was talking to her friend, her phone rang.
Susan Boyle is my idol! Though she needs a serious eyebrow coiffure.
that is fucking scary. EEEEEK!
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"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
Todays scary thought - that thing she's wearing up top LIFTS those bosoms.
Now think where they'd be without it.... sorry.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:47am.
She actually doesn't look that bad. I don't think walking like a ho with nipple tassles on counts as talent, but whatever.
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britney spears only wishes she could dance that energetically.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
She's not ashamed of her body, so good for her. Me eyes will never be the same, though. DAMN!
Good for her for having the guts to do something awful like that, but really, there is no reason why she should have made it to the next wrong. Stripping is no a talent; sorry. (Or at least not HER type).
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Britian use to be such a respectable place.
Now, it's a hot mess with a bunch of hot messes.
I don't blame people for calling and complaining.
Call it what it is, Michael K- Pure De Fuckery!!!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Naughty V: I met a girl who's name was Lana and she introduced herself like " Hi, I'm Lana, like anal backwards"
who has a bigger cup size...her or simon...
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you see me, bitch....
Is that Fabia... like rhymes with labia?
Damn that broad will give me nightmares tonight. Her boobs are so saggy, she needs a boob job.
You know what. If I had the makings of a body like that, I would exercise my ass off to keep it in shape.
And her head is wayy too small for her body.
very disturbing looking.
She shoulda marched right down the judges table and boxed Peirs Morgan ears with her bozooms. What I like to call a *tit-slap*
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She's a genius. She hooked us in with her sob story about her love for dancing and then shocked us with that floppy perfrmance. She has to have done it for a dare.
If there was some hot ass 22 year old skinny broad doing this she wouldn't even get a shot. Pancake tits got used for ratings and it wasn't even remotely entertaining.
It bothers me that they built this up to sound like she had some great love for dancing, and then she goes out and does some sad fucking burlesque. How stupid.
She should have worn a real corset or something. And her boobs look... painful.
Do you think people are really more apt to be offended because she's fat and "not attractive"? I'd think people, particularly women, would be at least as bothered if she had a hot body because then it might be too sexual in a way more people would actually take seriously.
People only complained because she is fat, and not considered attractive.
It's England, where you get naked titties in the daily newspaper!
Now they are suddenly prudes, worried about being "family friendly"?
Yeah right.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:53am.
Can you imagine being the one to put those British flags over her tittays in production with them swinging from side to side! LMAO
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
hahahahaha.
Can you imagine being the one to put those British flags over her tittays in production with them swinging from side to side! LMAO
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Nipple tassles courtesy the Heather Mills Collection?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I will never fucking again complain about my size six body in my thirties!
Damn, I feel HAWT now! lol
Simon secretly wants to motorboat that.
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