Where Has Jerry Been Hiding These Two?!
Jerry O'Connell isn't exactly the most fascinating or glamorous dude in all the land and I know why. His parents kept all the glamour for themselves! Feast your eyes on them! Why doesn't Jerry bring them to the house more often? They should go everywhere he goes, because they actually make him look more interesting than a plate of steamed jicama.
Can you imagine spending time with them at their house? It would be like taking a hit of acid and then reading a Ghost World comic while an Alfred Hitchcock movie plays in the background. All their upholstered furniture is probably covered in plastic. Mrs. O'Connell serves you table crackers and tap water while Mr. O'Connell introduces you to their collection of taxidermy animals wearing glasses. You know they are crazy obsessive about their glasses. Mrs. O'Connell will slap a trick in the mouth if you even think of touching her glasses. I love them and want to party with them. I won't touch their glasses. And you know Mrs. O'C is wearing nipple tassles and a leather g under that coat. Homegirl has a wild side.
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Mrs. O'Connell was my art teacher in high school. back then she was sort of the "mean" art teacher but outside of class she was the nicest person. She was very much one of those "hippie" teachers who also wore a spiked belt buckle before they were in style.
MK, your Ghost World comment left me aching from laughing so hard. Jerry should buy his dad some lifts if they're going to be out in public.
OH God Have Katie and Tom aged they look so awful....
His mother must be around 6ft, and with those totally rad wayfarers, I think I want her to adopt me just so I can give her the bestest mom's day gift ever.
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I have totally shit myself reading this, MK!
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Mrs O'Connell was my junior high art teacher. I can confirm that photo is 100% accurate. She used to school us on the proper pronunciation of "watercolor" and "paint brush." She was a freak.
They look like two old men.
How can parents who seem so OLD school european artsy & maybe even a bit andy warhol-ish in a weird kind of way have 2 sons who look exactly like date rape keg chugging frat boys??
Ha, they're the hottest ever.
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his parents DO need theme music to walk to... like the theme from Curb your Enthusiasm.
they need some sort of theme music when they walk!!
She looks like a character Mike Myers played in So I Married an Axe Murderer.
I'm sure someone has asked this already, but is his mother from the old country?
Come on, there is no way those people are for real!
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DAMN! Those are some grouchy looking peeps.
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"It would be like taking a hit of acid and then reading a Ghost World comic while an Alfred Hitchcock movie plays in the background."
This is one hell of an epic simile. I love it!
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I'm not convinced those are his parents. Both he and his brother are so ordinary and fratty. Wtf????
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Is this real life? Is this gonna be forever?
Is this real life? Is this gonna be forever?
And i love how the spam bots are so equal opportunity. They even try and sell the shit outta the ugly like here. Hey spam bots, I don;t think anyone wants to meet something like that online. Or anywhere.
Then again, they're a lot more interesting than the generic milquetoast son. This is the kind of older married couple I want to be.. so in your own world/head no one can touch you. Hilarious and amazing
I have never laughed as much as reading the comments on this thread.. WOW. Just.. wow.
Gia and CandyPErfume Girl, your comments in particular killed me. Jesus Christ. MK, you keep getting funnier. I need this shit laminated and keep it in my bag at all times as a pick me up. Dying over here.
I don't think anyone here would know of the British 70's show On The Buses, but she looks just like Olive, the sister...
I love them, I love the way their glasses match and they have exactly the same mouth expression.
Agree that they like spam. Agree that they look like a monty python sketch.
Goes to prove that genetics is a fickle beast-let's hope the grandchildren take after Jerry & Becky & NOT their Eastern European immigrant grandparents. :)
Although, I must say, homegirl IS rocking the hell out of those glasses! Own it, girl!!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
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His parents look like the kind of people who address each other as "Mommy" and "Sir".
Seriously though, I wonder if Jer's mama is legally blind. Those glasses are very thick and she seems to be relying on "Sir" to lead her by the arm. Anyway, hooray for family time! Glad they're able to visit the grand-chilluns!
I think these people terrify me...They could be in another installment of "Hostel" or something. They only left the village to buy those funky glasses & the weapons she is hiding under her coat...
Yeah, & who cares what the twins look like, his parents are way more intriguing than 2 stupid little babies.
If they're real, they're totally HWAT. If they're from rent-a-memaw-and-a-pepaw, I want to rent them for my next party!!!
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Theres definitely a resemblance. Lets hope the kid took after his mom....
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P.S.-their twin babies are going to now have nightmares looking up at Grandma and Grandpa!
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Is that really Jerry O'Connell's mom or is that Matt Dillon in drag? I can't tell.....
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Acc. to Wikipedia his father is an art director. He looks alot different here:
http://blog.nj.com/entertainment_impact_celebrities/2008/02/large_bowl15...
They've gotta be German. I've been looking for orange or yellow glasses, so can't laugh. Though I may reconsider. They look a little german/ridiculous, don't they?
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Excuse me? Where have you been to in Germany?
Acutally, I think this is a joke of some kind, I can't believe they actually wear these glasses. The rest of the clothes look too normal.
Hey, I'm very nearsighted and adore my glasses; most current pair? Reading glasses from Barney's and then turned into my prescription. Acid green color and way cool. But what's with grannie's babushka (head scarf). I'm a grannie and wear Ed Hardy sneakers and have the old Posh Spice angled haircut. I'll take her for a makeover.
Those CAN NOT be his parents! I guess ugly+ugly=HOT.
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HAHAHA!! They really look like characters from Ghost World.
Hilarious post, MK!!
man what the hell!!! Jerry was talking all about the possible Sliders movie at http://realgusto.com/
i hope they really do it, it sounds amazing! watch out for SPOILERS
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Obvious homosexual jerry oconnor's father also appears to be a 'Mo!
Awww they're adorable!! i want to collect them
Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 3:26am.
They've gotta be German. I've been looking for orange or yellow glasses, so can't laugh. Though I may reconsider. They look a little german/ridiculous, don't they?
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I'm German. And no, German old ladies do NOT walk around with scarfs on their heads. But thanks for not being superficial and judgemental.......
*rolls eyes*
That just gave me the first giggle of the day. In a good way...they look cute :)
They've gotta be German. I've been looking for orange or yellow glasses, so can't laugh. Though I may reconsider. They look a little german/ridiculous, don't they?
Proof that same-sex parents can raise a middle-America child.
meet barney and betty rubble walking with their son bambam.