OctoMommy Is Not Doing A Reality Show!
No, she's doing a documentary series that will follow her babies around 24-hours a day for long periods of time until they turn 18. It will air on TV. It's NOT a reality show. That's what OctoCrazy herself claims anyway.
She finally confirmed to Life & Style that she's going to pimp those babies out for a dirty dollar, "Yes, it is official. I'm going to be doing a show, but it's not a reality show. What I'm doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children. It's going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them from now until they are 18. It's being done by Eyeworks; they're in the UK. It will air in the UK and then we'll see if the US is interested."
If it looks like a reality show, walks like a reality show and talks like a reality show, it's really a documentary? Whatever. She says "potato," we say "YOU A CRAZY HO!"
OctoCrazy continued to defend the whoring out of her babies by saying the reality show will also provide her with professionally shot home movies, "It will give me the opportunity to have incredible home movies that, believe me, I don't have the time to make myself. Having this documentary crew allows me to focus on raising my children and still have great movies of them."
You've really got to slow clap for this crazy. Her mammoth mountain of delusion isn't crumbling anytime soon. Don't tell her that, though, because then she'll start selling hiking packages to her mountain of delusion.
And because of her reality....I mean...docusuckery show...OctoMommy has filed for trademark of the name "OctoMom." Not only does she plan to use it for her show, but she also wants to slap on the name on a bunch of stupid shit including diapers and clothes.
Like it or not, OctoCrazy is the biggest baby pimp in the game! She will turn any baby out.
Which road to choose? Have this ding-oh-fucking-ling on TV where I can't escape her shit at all while she thinks she's a real celebrity OR let her go on Welfare and eat up a million dollars a year (yea, that's about right) of my taxes? This is a good argument for anal sex and blow jobs in whatever order you prefer.
funny thing is there IS someone trying to step up and claim paternity but her crazy ass is telling everyone it wasnt him and, as we all know, she never lies! And yes, you can keep the sperm warm up against your body... for people who do at home fertilization from thru a personal donor, thats how it gets from point a (donor) to point b(woman).
now.....
*looking both ways* googling tits, warm and sperm ... tee hee hee...
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I certainly hope no one watches this fuckery.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:30pm.
It's Sarah Jessica Parker, btw.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:26pm.
ps - glad to see that avatar back. it's lifts my spirits for some reason. it's like the model personifies joy in that pose.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:19pm.
No, it's not a secret. Nadya told people during an interview that the friend donated the sperm at home and she kept it warm between her tits.
==Whoever gave her the sperm and committed 14 children to this mess is a cowardly C.U.N.T. and he needs to own the fuck up.
BWAHAHAHAH! TITS - *takes note* Don't enter, tits, warm and sperm into the search engine at the same time.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:23pm.
I did just fine, lol.
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Ok, it wasn't Nadya that said that. It was the guy who came out as her sperm donor.
http://www.zimbio.com/Nadya+Suleman/articles/422/Sperm+Donor+Believes+Oc...
http://jezebel.com/5158155/good-morning-america-pulls-mystery-octuplet-f...
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:19pm.
No, it's not a secret. Nadya told people during an interview that the friend donated the sperm at home and she kept it warm between her tits.
*searches for link*
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here's a tip - do not search on tits, warm and sperm. You'll just get lost in a porn loop.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:19pm.
No, it's not a secret. Nadya told people during an interview that the friend donated the sperm at home and she kept it warm between her tits.
*searches for link*
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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:46pm.
Sandbitch ~ Do we know for a fact that the donor went in, came and handed the jar of sperm to a nurse and said, "here, this is for Nadya Suleman"?
=No we don't. How she "got" the sperm out and how it got to the fertility clinic still warm and wiggling is a dirty secret.
I'm punting that she's been blowing her plastic surgeon and took off with a mouthful. And just like magic, everything is free.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:27pm.
The sperm owner handed over sperm to Nadya Suleman with the full knowledge that the children would struggle in a single parent family.
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really? I've been avoiding the story so don't have all the details. So the sperm donor KNEW who it was going to?
Bonjour bitch!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Sandbitch ~ Do we know for a fact that the donor went in, came and handed the jar of sperm to a nurse and said, "here, this is for Nadya Suleman"?
The sperm owner handed over sperm to Nadya Suleman with the full knowledge that the children would struggle in a single parent family.
CUNT ACT.
Good morning titty!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 11:49am.
Sandbitch ~ When one "donates" sperm they have NO legal obligation whatsoever to ANY children!
=Precisely. So what is he is afraid of, his wife?
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plus he only has to remember one birthday for 8 kids.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 11:49am.
Sandbitch ~ When one "donates" sperm they have NO legal obligation whatsoever to ANY children!
=Precisely. So what is he is afraid of, his wife?
Listen up, I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose with these lips.
Blow job anyone?? Coz I fancy me some of that southern californeya I.VEEE.EFFF.
Sandbitch ~ When one "donates" sperm they have NO legal obligation whatsoever to ANY children! He (sperm donor) probably soes not even know he has a child. Why would a "donor" want to know?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 11:44am.
Sandbitch what are those tasty snacks in your avie?
=Trout?
that was J&K's excuse too, having the "precious" home movies.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 11:44am.
Sandbitch what are those tasty snacks in your avie?
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...youre kidding, right?
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aww, fuck it.. just nuke em all...
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But he's a light skinned brother...! I think her oldest daughter looks a bit tan...
Ok, nevermind.
*shuffles off*
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Sandbitch what are those tasty snacks in your avie?
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if she's so adamant that he's NOT the father then it would be wise to consent to a dna test since theyre both all up in the media's taint.
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LOL Stoney, those kids do *not* look like a brother.
They look like her plastic surgeon.
I know, right? I think the kids look like him. I think she's outright lying that he isn't the father. We know she's filthy liar anyway, so it wouldn't surprise me. So she got sperm donations from this man three different times and he's not the father of her kids, and it's someone ELSE who gave her sperm? Yeah fucking right. Something in the milk ain't clean. Actually, it's pretty clear the milk is just fucking rotten to the core.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:58am.
Octodad?
=Straight from the trouts mouth - it ain't that Dennis dude.
I would like to know why the real fucktard sperm daddy is in hiding. Rejecting those children in front of the whole fucking cuntry and beyond is a fucking low act.
Maybe he's a serial killer/rapist or something. Maybe he's in jail. I want DEEEE ENNNN AAAAYY!
so even he admits that octofreak was totally different back then. wouldnt it be great if he was found to be the father and got custody of some of the babies? HA! But she wont let that happen because it has to be all about her.
hope he is the dad.. i want to see this bitch go apeshit crazy!
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Octodad?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/23/octodad-octomom-gma-interview/
http://www.nypost.com/seven/02232009/news/nationalnews/octodad_shows_his...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:50am.
I read somewhere the fucker's name, I swear!
*googles octodad*
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:41am.
"You're the most irresponsible, selfish cunt in the entire world. Here, let me do your nails for free!"
*blows head off*
=ME WANT A GO AT THE TRIGGER TOO!
I *demand* to know who the fucking blow job idiot mental retard was that gave octotrout the sperm.
He should have his balls nailed to a picnic table. Srsly, there should be a statewide fucking man hunt for that cunt. FOOL! His anonymity offends me more than she does.
"You're the most irresponsible, selfish cunt in the entire world. Here, let me do your nails for free!"
*blows head off*
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The paps on octo-cunts front lawn are saying that her fake nail WHORE is giving her free manicures and pedicures for a whole year - in her home.
FUCKING WHORES I hope they go BROKE.
She can word it any way she wants - it's a REALITY show!
I have a great idea, you guys. TLC needs to have a special festival honoring the Gosselins, the Diggars (typo but it stays), the Sulemans and that new fucking family with ten whatever their fucking name is, and we can release a deadly toxin into the air while they're all in the same place.
*hides from FBI*
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She has a head like a boiled egg with a face drawn on it.
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Hate her. She's even worse than Kunt Gosselin, if that's possible.
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Sociopath. Narcissistic. These kids are so screwed. Octopussy probably doesn't even remember all the kids names.
"Thing One, Thing Two, etc."
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 10:39pm.
reg: # 1&2- it was only 1 dr that did the implant.. the kaiser dr's did her prenatals and delivery...they got her after the fact.
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"You've really got to slow clap for this crazy. Her mammoth mountain of delusion isn't crumbling anytime soon. Don't tell her that, though, because then she'll start selling hiking packages to her mountain of delusion."
Your the GOAT MK!
The same people who watch the Tori and Dean crapfests will watch this crock as well. One day a documentary will be made: Behind the scenes of the OctoMom machine.
Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 3:27am.
I used to have respect for the Brits and british TV. But fuck me. They're getting as dumb as the rest of the world.
I know. Sorry.
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Is it just me or does this bitch look more like Chyna than Angelina?
I used to have respect for the Brits and british TV. But fuck me. They're getting as dumb as the rest of the world.
They've got to be doing this just to confirm their worst opinions about Americans.
I see the OCTOWHORE is playing the media slut game. I love how this walking womb equates her getting knocked up by lying on her back with her legs in the air for 5 minutes with anything truly worthwhile. Especially given that she spends so little time with these kids.
This woman is CRAZY. Child protective services needs to take these kids away immediately, before the OCTOWHORE hurts or neglects any of them...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:25am.
... Duggars.. Gosselins.. who the eff knows!
Nighty night and sweet dreams ESE!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:14am.
wait one damn second!!.. is this an AJ thread... wait, wait... i know... it's a Madge thread, right?.. no, no.... 'eh, fuck it, what really is the difference?!?!.... heehee!
off to bed my sweet rainbow pooper, gotta go, see ya!!
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