Mah Boo Can Be The Guest Of Honor At My Teabagging Party
But my teabagging party has nothing to do with that economy shit. No, this is a party for two on a bearskin rug with a roaring fire in the background and The Isley Brothers playing as our soundtrack. Because it sounds to me like Mah Boo needs to learn more about the art of teabagging.
Last night on his show, when talking about that tax crap, Mah Boo's guest said, "They still haven't found their voice, Anderson. This happens to a minority party after it's lost a couple of bad elections, but they're searching for their voice." To which my Silver Fox looked into the camera, pouted his cum catcher and said, "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging." He followed it with a double eyed-wink which is his way of saying that was just for me. No, it wasn't a blink, bitch! It was a double eyed-wink just for me!
As much as I know that Mah Boo has dipped his tea bags into a pot or two, he probably hasn't been with the right one. I've had many stimulating conversations while getting my bowl filled with nuts. I'll be willing to give Mah Boo a private demonstration. He brings the tea bags and I'll bring the kettle. I bet his tea bags taste like hummingbird juice and Patron Silver.
(Thanks to all who sent this in)
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love me some Silver Fox, he can teabag me anyday! Americans have the audacity to complain about taxes when poor families and babies are dying right now in Haiti and the Sudan because they cannot afford a bowl of white rice. stick a sack in your mouth and ride this depression out like the rest of us!
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 3:09pm.
cig smokers are actually a less burden on society. they die younger and dont collect social security. so in the long run they cost taxpayers LESS. and its not right to target peoples vices for over taxation, whether you agree with that vice or not. govn't should grow some balls and tax everybody if they want to build a school or fix a road.
as for your paycheck enjoy paying more in state & sales taxes cause those are going up. not to mention fees of all sorts. in one town they charged a woman 400$ for an accident she didnt cause for police response and cleanup!! 1000$ for a speeding ticket in New hampshire?! i mean come on. this wasnt a protest against obama as much as it was against those types of fees.
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Bear skin rug? OMG, that's hot!
Hm. Tax increases? Really? That's funny b/c my paycheck had *less* taxes taken out this time around.
Seriously, the people at these "parties" are being USED by rich republicans (you know, the ones making over $250k? NOT the hard-working folks in these videos) who don't want to pay their share & want someone else to do their dirty work. Oh my! Gasp! An extra freakin' 3%!
Let's face it, our country is not a straight up Capitalist society ANYWAY. Never has been. We use a mixture of Capitalism and Socialism already! Remember that the next time you call 911, the fire dept., police dept., send your kids to public schools, use a public library, or collect social security or Medicare. This whole "socialism" scare is a load of SHIT.
And frankly, I could give a flying donut if ciggies get taxed up the wazoo. They are a LUXURY ITEM, cause cancers (hmm maybe people will have to quit?), & increase MY INSURANCE RATES b/c of all the associated ailments!
Oh and for people whining about the gov't supposedly chosing what healthcare we get if we go to a single-payer...ummmmmm....the insurance companies already DO tell you what healthcare you can get!! WTF is the difference?!
xx and oo,
the Elistist, Liberal, Commie, Socialist, [insert other Talking Points here]
p.s. - Foosrock...I can assure you, we're not all like that. I would reckon MOST of us are not like that.
The thing is, the American (health) system will never become like here in Europe, simply because Americans are some of the most greedy, lazy and primitive people on this earth, ready to abuse a system that's put in place for the needy. I just find it sad that Europeans have allowed themselves to be baggered and brainwashed so much, wanting to accept and respect "the American way of life" that they've taken on all the negatives, like ridiculous salaries and bonuses and MTV. The world's paying for WASP Americans and British having effed up. We're all in this together now, so PAY YOUR TAXES AND SHUT UP!
Was Mah Boo once blond?
I see a few have tried to shart up a thread about the Silver Fox.
LEAVE MY SILVER FOX ALOOOONE!!!!!
(this was about last nights comments, not this morning)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by WildBee on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:15am.
If you're an American by birth, you have one thing going for you. You come from a hardy stock of people that would suffer hardships without complaint, work hard, take chances and never take no for an answer.
It's in our blood, our mutt bloodlines to create havoc on the system.
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If you're an American by birth, you have one thing going for you. You come from a hardy stock of people that would suffer hardships without complaint, work hard, take chances and never take no for an answer.
It's in our blood, our mutt bloodlines to create havoc on the system.
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 11:29pm.
Absolutely correct.
I don't have grandparents, so years ago when I was a teen I started visiting the VA hospitals in my area to volunteer my time etc and still do today... One thing I can say is, after hearing years of stories about those past tragic times, we haven't seen SHIT in our lifetime, and when we do (its coming people) we're all going to be a bunch of fucking spoiled pansies.
I am convinced that MAH BOO gets the urban dictionary - word of the day emailed to him (I do!). Seriously, urban dictionary sent this word (below) out right before that segment aired.
April 13: teabagging
the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.
At the frat house last night, when Tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys!
Me and Jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. Awkward.
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Totally convinced...
That was a bit embarrassing for a news show but I wonder how many people in the audience even know what it means....lol, I don't really care.
Someone mentioned free health care. LOL, it ain't free and while I like the system I've moved into, the taxes we have to pay (anywhere between 38-55%+) is not always so fun. So go for free health care but don't expect NOT to pay for it with new taxes. I don't see americans liking that idea very much, at least from what I remember when I still lived there.
I hope MAH BOO gets swept to Bravo. Then MK might just have his chance to work with him. And I actually watch Bravo.
My father grew up during the depression and WWII, and told me if people think right now is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Wondering if they'll be ration books for Starbucks and iPods ;)
*Freebird: mantra of the moron*
~Bill Hicks~
These people aren't stupid you twit, rip yourself away from CNN for two seconds and you will understand what they are protesting against. Oh, I get it though, you are such a tortured soul, you like Emily Strange, your myspace name is probably "Miss Anne Thrope", and it pains you to exist in a world filed with people so stupid, while you yourself are so much better than everyone. Fuck off already! Why don't you pull your head out of your ass, look at the world around you, and see that these people do not want tyranny or dictatorship! If you were so smart, you wouldn't take for granted what a great country you live in.
I, for one, hate stupid white people, stupid black people, stupid Latinos, and stupid Asian; I am not a racist, I am equal opportunity anti-idiocy.
Thank you and g'nite.
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
You people are complete snobs, and the sad part is you don't even understand how hypocritical and self loathing you all appear to outsiders. White people were gathering, so Wal Mart had reduced sales? For one, I see mad amounts of mexicans shopping at Wal Mart, and secondly, what would your reaction be if I made some kind of joke about KFC having reduced sales because black people were gathering? You all are so hopelessly manipulated by the media and the school system, I don't think there is any hope for you. Just keep in mind that NO ONE takes you seriously when you cry racism because you all are racists yourselves!! Racism is wrong in all forms not just against your targeted voting bases!
its usually middle class white kids that are the ones throwing garbage cans through windows. but thanks anyways
@ashtray, YEA RANGERS!!
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 9:08pm.
Rangers WON!!! Yeah, Way to GO!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 9:08pm.
nice to see middle-class white people get together and protest without garbage cans getting thrown through windows.
Fixed that for you, Princess. :)
Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 8:17pm.
yes. if theres anything a 'knee jerk conservative' would do it would be reading dlisted. a site where its author talks about his no no hole puckering.
in anycase, 'how surprising a knee jerk liberal makes red neck and walmart jokes' that was easy. like i said earlier nice to see people get together and protest without garbage cans getting thrown through windows.
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Are you SURE of what he said??? I listened a bunch of times and couldn't understand what he said at all!
CNN's ratings are the lowest in it's history. I think Your Boo will be working at Bravo soon. (I don't blame him, I blame Larry King but your boy will be swept out with the massacre - remember Aaron Brown? I didn't think so.)
I have to second rick_astley's comments as well. There is alot of hypocrisy here, but most of it is shrouded in liberal elitism.
Totally agree with rick_astley. This is a fun site to bag on celebs and laugh at the Octomom, but when it comes to politics you're all just a bunch of libs that don't know shit about tax policy or anything else. Look!!!!!!! Anderson "Mah Boo" Cooper just made a joke about teabagging. Tee hee tee hee heee. Real mature CNN. You might wanna try acting like a real network for a change.
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provo thinks black men don't have jobs... I am shocked that a knee-jerk conservative would think such a thing!
if the health plan proposed by hilary clinton was to be used , it would not be anything like the health care in the UK or elsewhere in europe. it bases it on citizens actually useing the same insurance the federal employees have, id be glad to pay for a healthcare cost in my check each week to get that kind of coverage!.. not holding my breath for anything right now.. but it would be nice to see in my childrens lifetime.
Submitted by d-nice on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 7:04pm.
who said anything about turning the US into Europe?
the teabaggers movement is anti-society & borderline anarchist.
we need government, public education, healthcare, & police. dealt with it. otherwise only the rich will be educated, healthy & safe.
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Its the government thats gotten us into this mess. The free healthcare that is being promised will make the government in charge of what healthcare you will get. (Like in Europe) Do you want that? We have police already and yes more money for education would be nice. Maybe some of that stimulus money should go toward that instead of pet projects and things like Acorn.
I hope that extra $16 a month we all are getting in our checks goes a long way.
oh and on topic..loves my AC and Gergen
taxes are everywhere and some where along the line, when you make a income, you expect to pay for the services you expect from the government..roads, military, etc.
id like to see healthcare included if they are going to tax me on every freakin thing i have..has any one looked at their cell phone bill and the taxes you pay on that? thats not including the 29 bucks the backwards state of kansas adds to it. states are adding taxes because they are in the red due to the housing bust..no one pays taxes on a foreclosed home..i certainly wish our president luck, and sure dont expect a quick fix in less than 100 days, but one hand isnt washing the other now.
Oh, never mind!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 7:06pm.
In other news... Hooters and Walmart reported a huge drop in business today.
in other news...people had to call in sick to work. (unlike the million man march) whats good for the goose...
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It is amazing how stupid people are on current events.
In other news... Hooters and Walmart reported a huge drop in business today.
who said anything about turning the US into Europe?
the teabaggers movement is anti-society & borderline anarchist.
we need government, public education, healthcare, & police. dealt with it. otherwise only the rich will be educated, healthy & safe.
I AM A HUGE FAN OF THIS SITE, AND READ EVERY POST, BUT YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF SNOTTY ELITIST LIBERALS. YOU MAKE FUN OF WHITE PEOPLE ALL YOU FUCKIN WANT, BUT GOD FORBID ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING (TRUE) ABOUT A BLACK OR ANY OTHER PERSON, THEY ARE RACISTS! LIBERALS ARE A BUNCH OF EFFING HYPOCRITES, GET OVER YOURSELVES! JUST BECAUSE THESE PROTESTORS DON'T WANT AMERICA TO TURN INTO EUROPE DOES NOT MAKE THEM REDNECKS
Obama is like Bart, the new Sheriff of Rock Ridge in "Blazing Saddles"
These "Tea-Baggers" are the townsfolk of Rock Ridge.
Bart: I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town.
Jim: See? In another twenty-five years, you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 5:51pm.
I haven't seen so many poorly-dressed angry white people since... well, since the republican national convention.
yea thats because poorly dressed white people are the ones that pay the taxes
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ubmitted by barelybeagle on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:15pm.
This Tea Party sht is absolutely ridiculous. To me it seems like it's more of a protest against Obama than it is against taxes.
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That's exactly what it is. The alarm is going off at Drudge cuz Texas is going to secede.
I haven't seen so many poorly-dressed angry white people since... well, since the republican national convention.
I'm telling ya - I've been working this topic all day!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!
It doesnt matter who is saying it looks like alot of people feel the same way. Enough craziness.
It doesn't help the Tea Bagging Party's cause that the media picks the most inbred, mulletted mouth breather of the crowd, and let him ramble incohertly for 30 seconds.
"Obama's taking our guns away, the illegals have our jobs and I can't afford my smokes, which are a legal product."
That's sounds like Friday night on the inpatient psych ward.
My health insurance just increased $300 more per month. Maybe I can sell a kidney or part of my liver....
Freebird: mantra of the moron*
~Bill Hicks~
This tax hike you cant just blame on Bush. This stimulus plan is ridiculous. Spending all that money is going to get us nowhere. Read about where that money is going to. Jobs were promised but now people are losing those very jobs that the plan was suppose to keep. Stuff isnt going up by maybe 25 cents it is doubling in price.
Look, we need a flat tax, plain and simple.
It was suggested in the Clinton election (not by Clinton) and the Russian's ran with the idea, and succeeded with it.
I'm going to see a tax hike.
Plus, everyone will feel the massive inflation when it comes around. Happened before, and its going to happen again, trust this. Buy all the shit you need now, in bulk if you can.
Anyone that thinks this shit is almost over is fucking in fairyland.
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Submitted by SallyLo on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 4:39pm.
exactly! train tickets for people that commute to work by me went up around 40$ a month. and 1$ everytime you use the subway. sales tax in cali just got bumped up a considerable amount. people think taxes are only what they take out of your paycheck. yes these rallies should of went on during bush and his spending spree but just cause they didnt then doesnt mean they shouldnt now...
in anycase its nice to see a protest where some rich white kid doesnt throw a wastebasket through a Blockbuster window
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These people are ignorant morons.
They are spitting in the face of our American history, trying to make some parallel connection to the actual Boston Tea Party.
And then we get rednecks who say Obama is taking their guns and one woman said she wanted government to return to the way it was in the 1700s.
These people are disgusting!
Oh wow. Just wow. That made my afternoon.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko