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JOKES! Now if Fishsticks Paltrow was wearing that net, I'd mean it!
Even though she has a kitchen strainer over her face, Drew Barrymore still looked hot at the premiere of Grey Gardens last night in New York. Drew totally ransacked the costume closet to put this shit together, but she gets a lispy kiss for a job well done. However, I must say that I already conquered this look aaaaaages ago.
Let's travel back to Halloween a few years ago. For some reason (*cough*too much Ecstasy*cough*), I thought it was a hot idea to dress up in drag as a blonde dominatrix from the 20s. We went to several clubs that night and despite the fact that my peen passed out from being squeezed into tight panties, there weren't any major issues. Well, I shouldn't say ANY. My stupid ass bitch of a cousin decided to kill my thunder by ripping off my wig off while I was busting it to an old Crystal Waters song. Besides that, everything went according to plan until we got home.
They all went inside to pass out in their own vomit, but I stupidly stayed in the front yard to get some air hoping it would stop the drunk barfs from coming. Yeah, well "getting some air" lasted fucking hours, because I passed out with my face smashed into a chain link fence. I'm sure I looked just like the picture above! Well, except my wig was on the grass, cigarette ash was smeared on my face, one of my eyelashes was stuck on my nose and the putty I used to cover up my eyebrows had gotten in my eye. The chain link marks didn't go away for hours! My finest moment.
Here's more of Drew stealing my look with The Mac Dude, Jessica "What Happened To Your Old Face" Lange and Jeanne Tripplehorn.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:53pm.
Jeanne Tripplehorn is what Katie Holmes will look like at 33.
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And Jeanne will STILL be more stunning.
@Jilly poo -- I LOVE your avi. Let's give it up for the D man. rawwwr! :)
Jess looks rough. Bad surgeon -- So sad.
BOY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS!!! A BUNCH OF OLD FUCKING HAGS PLAYING OLD FUCKING HAGS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD WASTE OF TWO HOURS OF MY FUCKING LIFE...NOT I THINK I WILL SPEND THAT 2 HOURS DRINKING BEER AND STARING A KATIE HOLMES HAIR!! WHAT ANOTHER FUCKING WASTER OF FILM!!
Drew looks beautiful...I'm glad she's back with the Mac Guy.
Now I want to see pictures of MK passed out on a fence dressed like a drag blonde dominatrix...maybe he/she's the Hot Slut of the Day?!?! :)
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Jessica Lange is one cosmetic procedure away from resembling a Gabor sister!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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why is she dressed up as Jean Harlow? Was it a costume party?
or was the strategy of the premiere event to have the cast dressed in period pieces since this film is about decades past? hmmm
Either way, Drew is pretty in her own right...she needs to stop channeling other people. At the Golden Globes she tried to pull a 1962 Marilyn Monroe and failed. She looks better here, but still is a dated look and really costumy.
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Drew looks great but is acting like an ass, as usual. Jessica, Jessica, Jessica what have you done to that magnificent face and WHY?????
Submitted by putsomestankonit:"If I want to see Grey Gardens I'll just watch the docu again. Fuck this piece of shit."
I felt the same way at first, putsomestank, but I have an insatiable hunger for MORE of those crazy hoes, and there IS no more. So I'm gonna take what I can get. If it really sucks (and it *could*), it'll be fun to rag on.
I have the doc DVRd on both my TVs.
Jeanne Tripplehorn is what Katie Holmes will look like at 33.
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Homoflexible... i would do it for her
Drew gets on my nerves for some reason. Maybe 'cause she acts like an airhead all the time.
MK, I just can't get enough of your stories! LOL
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Drew owned this look, love it.
Actually, Drew is hamming it up a little too much. She looks pretty but ridiculous. It's a red carpet, not a photo shoot.
Jessica Lange should have left well enough alone. She used to be drop-dead gorgeous.
Oh Michael K.~ the imagery alone of drunken chainlink fence faceprints....
Priceless.
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Barb Henrickson's showing a little sexiness... what would Nicki say?!
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Drew looks really lovely.
But what happened to Jeanne Triplehorn? It looks like she really pissed off her hairdresser. She looks so cute on Big Love.
Oh MK, you are classy! I love it.
Not as much as Drew mind, I have an almost obsession with her. She's not the best actress, obviously, but she's far more interesting than many out there *cough*Biel/Alba etc*cough*
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Great Story! Makes me long for the good old bad days *sigh*
Drew looks friggin fantastic, damn whore.
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So there you go! You're the speshul offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
Drew looks amazing! LOVE HER.
Jessica Lange must have "woken up Korean," a la Teri Hatcher. (Thank you Kathy Griffin! I will be watching your new special on Bravo tonight!)
Jeanne Tripplehorn...barely registers with me. She is like cold boogers on a paper plate. She is plain, lukewarm, dusty oatmeal. And she looks like shit here. Poor Jeanne - the apex of her movie career was 'Waterworld.' Ouch.
2 drink: no kidding! how long has she looked like that!??!?!!?!
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Now THAT is a woman.
This is a much better look for Drew. It suits her features.
Jessica fucked up her face years ago.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
drew is beautiful.
please let's hope she doesn't wreck her face with cosmetic surgery. i think corrective surgery works to fix a bad nose, but not to try to look young.
Drew looks so pretty. She looks very fresh and dewy, like a lily. Her face matches the rest of her body. She needs to send her makeup people to Paris Hilton.
And as a rabid "Grey Gardens" fan (remember my old avvie, Dlisted veterans?), I will be watching this movie come hell or high water.
Jessica Lange's face a thing of nightmares.
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Jeanne Tripplehorn is gummy in that fourth thumbnail below.
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If I want to see Grey Gardens I'll just watch the docu again. Fuck this piece of shit.
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Drew looks like a 1930's apparition. Her bf is so asexual to me, he just looks weird witha woman. Kinda like David Spade. Not gay, just not into either sex. I can totally see him fucking a pc tower though.
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Drew would look a lot better if was wearing the outfit instead of letting it wear her.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
OMG WTF happened to Jessica Lange!?!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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