Throw It Back!
JOKES! Now if Fishsticks Paltrow was wearing that net, I'd mean it!
Even though she has a kitchen strainer over her face, Drew Barrymore still looked hot at the premiere of Grey Gardens last night in New York. Drew totally ransacked the costume closet to put this shit together, but she gets a lispy kiss for a job well done. However, I must say that I already conquered this look aaaaaages ago.
Let's travel back to Halloween a few years ago. For some reason (*cough*too much Ecstasy*cough*), I thought it was a hot idea to dress up in drag as a blonde dominatrix from the 20s. We went to several clubs that night and despite the fact that my peen passed out from being squeezed into tight panties, there weren't any major issues. Well, I shouldn't say ANY. My stupid ass bitch of a cousin decided to kill my thunder by ripping off my wig off while I was busting it to an old Crystal Waters song. Besides that, everything went according to plan until we got home.
They all went inside to pass out in their own vomit, but I stupidly stayed in the front yard to get some air hoping it would stop the drunk barfs from coming. Yeah, well "getting some air" lasted fucking hours, because I passed out with my face smashed into a chain link fence. I'm sure I looked just like the picture above! Well, except my wig was on the grass, cigarette ash was smeared on my face, one of my eyelashes was stuck on my nose and the putty I used to cover up my eyebrows had gotten in my eye. The chain link marks didn't go away for hours! My finest moment.
Here's more of Drew stealing my look with The Mac Dude, Jessica "What Happened To Your Old Face" Lange and Jeanne Tripplehorn.
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MK, that was the best story ever... thanks for sharing.. what a laugh!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 1:16pm.
Drew was on NPR last night and girl should never, EVER speak. My god, she is a bozo. And I want to like her. Then they played a clip from this movie... intolerably, uncomfortably bad. It sounded like a straight to 3am cable, F-list, bargain bin atrocity.
I listened to that yesterday too, I knew it was going to be bad when she said "Hello Miss Terri Gross" like a preschooler talking to her teacher. I was waiting for her to announce she wears big girl panths now!! Painful.
Pixelwizard is right on; there's nothing particularly interesting or beautiful about Drew. Just another tiresome celebrity. Now Barack Obama is another story; he is truly amazing.
Now for the important business: Michael K, where are the Halloween pictures of you???
I totally agree with TexnDoc. You should be a jusge on the next season of RuPaul's show. Best television i have seen in year.
You should post some pics of that Halloween. Your fans would loves it.
MK you are beautiful, I almost laughed so hard I nearly cried. You were in fine form that nite...! No pictures eh?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
SpiceDong, def. I just thought it was funny because that was the year she died (although I will admit I thought it was 1961 originally, before I Googled it, so I was like CORPSE MARILYN!!! CORPSE MARILYN!!! lol)
Poor Jessica Lange. She had a fucked up plastic surgeon work on her face...that's for sure. What a mess! She used to be so beautiful. What would have been wrong with just aging gracefully Jessica?
Drew was on NPR last night and girl should never, EVER speak. My god, she is a bozo. And I want to like her. Then they played a clip from this movie... intolerably, uncomfortably bad. It sounded like a straight to 3am cable, F-list, bargain bin atrocity.
Ricki Lake,
1962 Marilyn = Happy Bday Mr. President...that's the look I meant and that she sported most of that year until she died.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3IzpazVl-I
That's what Drew tried to replicate at the Globes...at least the hairdo...not the dress.
I doubt Angie D. registers with Drew but I see what you mean.
After all, Angie D. wanted to be Marilyn anyway (down to the JFK affair).
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"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
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best.story.ever
You brought sunshine to this rainy day. Love you, MK.
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
Drew definitely had her "mmmmmmmmmmmmm" face on.
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greeny: I was thinking she looks like every girl I went to HS with on Halloweeen.
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 1:09pm.
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This place has got everything.
Somebody should have told Drew it isn't Halloween.
Aww, it's Barb from Big Love! Not her best pics, but she's still a pretty lady.
Jesus Christ, WTF is wrong with Jessica Lange? She looked normal last I saw.
Ehh, not really feeling Drew. She's too fair-skinned to pull off blonde hair, platinum blonde at that. Why does everything look so costumey on that one? Either the red lips OR the flapper hair OR the veil...together it's just too much.
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No shit, I wanna see pics MK. Don't your friends have cell phones dammit?!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
LOL @ Cword
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
She looks hot! Love her!
MK, I absolutely LOVE your stories. BWAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:55pm.
Johnny is my definition of the perfect man :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
MK, I LOVE your stories! You need to put out a Chelsea Handler style book so bad!
Drew looks nice!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 1:05pm.
Really! I wonder how much she paid for those "good genes"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought that was Evan Rachel Woof at first (typo....Leaving it!)
I’m glad there’s no audio so I won’t have to listen to Drew say “Grey Gardenth” a million times.
But I do love her and Jethica’s dretheth.
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This place has got everything.
Deb: ROTFLMAO that she would claim not to have had any work done.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Why do a remake of an already great documentary? Lame.
if only there was a pic of mk in his finest hour - the day would be complete.
well, I agrre with pixel, she looks like ASS! ahahahahahah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
snowpiece, here ya go:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.makemeheal.com/news/im...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
pixelwizard! lol. i think you're hanging out in the wrong blog.
Submitted by pixelwizard on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:57pm.
"Amazing" - the overused word makes me gag. Amazing? A homely no-talent "actress" plays dress-up, that's amazing???? Sorry... TV pictures from Mars; a multiracial/brilliant/collaborative US president; a dream in which my long-dead soulmate shows me a childhood photo his cousin verifies once existed -- those are amazing. I plane to filter out all future blog entries with the phrase Drew Barrymore in them. The only "amazing" things about her are that anybody points a camera at her or pays her to "act."
Well la-di-dah. "TV pictures from Mars" aren't that amazing to anyone born after 1950, gramps, and nobody cares about your little anecdotes. The face that you think Obama being president is "amazing" is more a testament to the typical stupidity of the American public in electing officials rather than anything particularly "amazing" about the man himself. What IS "amazing" is that I was able to read your entire little screed without puking all over myself. I think it's obvious these are all opinions here, so if you think yours is better than everybody elses, well....then so is MINE, bitch! Fail.
MK we would have some FUN partying together ;)
And, the dress is stunning. (Drew's)
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I just love MK's stories.
Thanks MK for sharing your stories. I almost peed my pants
and this is kind of veil i will wear at my wedding.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
"Amazing" - the overused word makes me gag. Amazing? A homely no-talent "actress" plays dress-up, that's amazing???? Sorry... TV pictures from Mars; a multiracial/brilliant/collaborative US president; a dream in which my long-dead soulmate shows me a childhood photo his cousin verifies once existed -- those are amazing. I plan to filter out all future blog entries with the phrase Drew Barrymore in them. The only "amazing" things about her are that anybody points a camera at her or pays her to "act."
LMAO!!! MK! getting some air!
i don't often dress up, or pass out outside, but i do know exactly what your talking about.
how many times have i woken up with woven rug marks on my face to find out that i passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked so no one else could get in!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Someone doesnt have to discover the cure for cancer to look 'amazing'. Fuck I would rather see this look then the typical ugly over the top trash everyone wears on the red carpet. Please.
pixelwizard ! that was awesome!!!!! I ♥ you.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
M.E. on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:56pm.
And Jeanne will STILL be more stunning.
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Yes, considering Katie was born in 78 and Jeanne was born in 63, yet they look like sisters.
"Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:54pm.
Either way, Drew is pretty in her own right...she needs to stop channeling other people. At the Golden Globes she tried to pull a 1962 Marilyn Monroe and failed. She looks better here, but still is a dated look and really costumy."
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What, pray tell, is a 1962 Marilyn Monroe? Naked, facedown on a hotel bed with 5 bottles of pills in her? lol....I thought it was much more Angie Dickinson, but yes, it was very much of a certain time and place, neither being 2009 or a red carpet.
Jessica Lange's face immediately made me think of "Rosemary's Baby":
"What have you done to it's eyes?"
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You know MK, those pesky fences will do that to a ho. Especially when trying to perform fellatio through the fence. Not like I know or anything.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I like her and she looks good.
I think she looks good. I don't like nude colored dresses and her hair is a little too light on her, but her complexion is very smooth and she looks pretty flawless.
Jessica has the WORST eye lift EVER. OMG. WHY?!?
Jeez, Drew, nobody's going to confuse you with Giselle Bundchen. Put away the attitude.
Michael K, will we see you at the judge's table next season on RuPaul's drag show? I don't see why not - Ru's favorite blogger, ex-drag queen.......
I think she looks AMAZING. She pulled this off to a T.
What in holy fucking hell happened to Jessica Lange!!!!
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