Hulk Hogan Understands OJ Simpson
The mixture of roids and peroxide has fried most of Hulk Hogan's brains including his filter, so that's why fucked up shit tends to come out of his mouth freely. In the new Rolling Stone (via Page Six), Hulk says that after seeing his estranged wife Linda Hogan fuck on a young piece of jerky, he understands why OJ went on a stabbing rampage. If the bandana don't fit, you must acquit!
Hulk said, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
I'm sure Hulk's Brooke Hogan look-alike girlfriend is there to lick the tears of pain off of his erect clit nips. I know what Hulk is saying, but he's too stupid to word it the right way. I mean, what if Linda and her mantoy were out hiking in the hills and some coyote with blonde hair mauled them? The police would see two bloody bodies covered in raggedy blonde hair and point directly at Hulk!
Besides, if Hulk really wants to do harm to someone he doesn't need to stab them. Just make them watch Mr. Nanny.
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ew. what a hypocrite. has a girlfriend who looks like a busted versionm of his daughter and could be his daughter. old man, your not strong anymore i hope YOU get jumped. BTW Linda did herself well with that boy, hes hotter than Hulk ever was. and i bet his hair wont fall out.
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This proves that, just because someone is on TV, doesn't mean they have any intelligence. The "hulkster", like almost every professional wrestler, is a total braindead idiot. About the only one I've heard who has any intelligence is Chris Jericho; Hulk is a moron in comparison to him...
OMFG Mr. Nanny. I totally forgot about that shitty movie. When my sister was little she went though a phase where it was the only movie she would watch. I swear I saw that piece of shit at least a hundred times. I'm going to have nightmares about it tonight.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:38pm.
Beluga Bingo:
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it's fun to scroll down so his gruesome head isn't showing then flip back and forth between the two pictures.
edit - prev link is a 404 now. here's a similar one: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/beluga-whale.html
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
WTF is Hulk Hogan talking about, HE is dating a woman who looks like a twin of his daughter Brooke! Don't throw stones unless you get outta that glass house, dude.
And where the hell is Ken Paves? Hulk needs some of Jessica Simpson's HairDo extensions if he's not going to shave that shit off.
i still can't get past the fact he played "Thunderlips"... well.. yeah... that, and the fact he's an asshole
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His stomach looks like Paris Hilton's ass-goiter.
linda must have turned down his 3some offer and now the hulkster's manhood is bruised...what an asshole...
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you see me, bitch....
His belly looks like a fish. The nips are the eyes and that saggy belly is the mouth.
Hey, Hogan--Vince McMahon wanted me to tell you that he thinks you're a sissy boy.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
...cry me a river you rich fucking douchebag!...you can understand OJ, but how about the family of the young man who's life has been taken by the child you raised...you, fucker, AND your whole dirtbag family are delusional and I can't wait to watch you all "get yours"....as they say, karma's a bitch...
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He and his bleached blond trailer park white trash whore of a family should just light themselves up already. They are so stupid and no class . All the money and big houses doesn't make them any different from trailer park hos. Maybe Charles Manson will chop them up
where the fuck is his belly button
You totally made my day with "if the bandanna don't fit, you must acquit!" OMG! I am LMAO...you rock:-)
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Why does Hulk Hogan have a trout pout for a belly button?
"Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes..." -Robbie Williams
man... Tara Reid really took a turn for the worst
When is he ever going to come the conclusion that he has a receding hair line and cut the rest off and rock a baldy already!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
This idiot just gave his wife more fuel to use against him if they keep going back and forth to court.
I can't believe he actually said that. All those steriods must have gone to his brain.
Yes Hulk, it's totally normal to understand & empathize with a man who nearly decapitated his ex-wife & slaughtered her male companion because you're upset about having to move to a different home & the fact that your wife's boyfriend is driving a car you used to own. You are a totally reasonable & stable person.
EAP, I'm totally lie-telling apparently. I just looked it up, your right there was only one. I dunno where that caca came from...maybe i'm making shit up again
Its not ok to cut your ex wife's head off with a knife just because she is a ridiculous whore.
And I don't think its ok to say you "understand" someone who cut his ex wife's head off with a knife because he was upset about her sexual indescretions.
EWBAI! It looks like his stomach is taking a sip of water.
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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Those are totally x-ray glasses. He can see into my soul hole.
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 2:12pm
There's more than one? The only one I know of is the WWF one that painted his face.
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What What
It looks some 14 yr old amazon-blonde walked by saying "where should we sit?" and he was all, "Right here baby"
HULK ISNT ALL THAT BRIGHT. OJ WAS ACQUITTED. I SMELL A DEFAMATION LAWSUIT.
EAP,,which one? Wasnt there a few that died of steriod heart attacks?
What I really want to know is what the Ultimate Warrior is up to.
HH's belly is frowning :(
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What What
Hulk, haven't you heard? OJ didn't do it! Jeez, get your stuff straight! Must be the steroids!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I always understood OJ-- cheaper to shred her.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.......Oh, it's not the money I could be saving with GEICO, it's that belly button.
Fuck him. What a horrible thing to say. I hate him now.
I can't stop staring at his droopy mouth belly, yuck.
I can see his point..I would off that mess too.Go for it Hulk..go for it..please.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
hehe @ uncle fester. sing the song - they're creepy & they're kooky - mysterious & spooky - they're altogether what was that part? ooky? the hogan family. snap snap.
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restraining order. freak. they're like the adams family gone really really wrong.
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He's like a blonde Uncle Fester without the cloak.
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I kinda get what he's saying, in a way it's only natural. Humans still can't control their rage. I also believe that the "heat of the moment" can last for a few days, not only a few hours. I remember someone telling me that in France it used to be the case that if a man found his wife in bed with another man and shot them, he wouldn't be prosecuted... or something like that.
The Universe Is Indifferent.
Jeez, this family.....seriously, we should stick em in a rocket on a one way trip to outer space. Could they get trashier?
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I didn't think it was possible, but the Hogans out white-trash the Spears & the Simpsons!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
When did this society become so LITERAL? Everyone takes shit so LITERALLY. I am by no means defending this man BUT it's like every time someone says something with a bit of an 'edge' or without biting their tongue everyone just gets their panties in a bundle. I like when people talk shit and say off kilter things, I love freedom of speech and I think people should be LESS concerned with what people say and MORE concerned with what they do. At times it is rather funny to make analogies that may not be P.C. per say. And if people can't handle it then thats their problem. I am not condoning it but I am REALLY sick of shit getting blown out of proportion in order to call it 'news'. Please take a ride on the subway and you will see and hear things 100 million times more offensive then this. He is an idiot what do you expect by showing him attention you are just fueling the fire.
Who photoshopped his slut gut?
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 04/15/2009 - 12:58pm.
restraining order. freak. they're like the adams family gone really really wrong.
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He's like a blonde Uncle Fester without the cloak.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Hulk took the roids and killed his body in and out of the ring so his gigantic wife (who bore him two rancid children) could skate off with the loot, the house and let a man-child sleep in his bed and drive his car? All while he is funding it?
Like taking a brisk walk across the freeway, it's all going to end in messy pictures and flashing lights.
--thanks awfully--
OJ's gonna be pissed. He's INNOCENT y'all!!!!!!!! And America made The Hogan's fuckwad family rich and famous. Lord have mercy.
restraining order. freak. they're like the adams family gone really really wrong.
Didn't he cheat on his wife with his daughter's best friend?
I agree with whomever said they understand Lorena Bobbitt
His nipples to his lips, I mean belly button, actually kind of remind me of Jar Jar Binks...
I feel bad for belugas.
These 2 just need to quit the trash talking and get back together. Their levels of tackiness are only paralleled by each other, and no poor soul deserves the pain of sexing with either monstrosity.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
HAHAHAHA you're all slaughtering me like Linda's future....
Ahhhh this is why I come to work