Tuesday, April 14th 2009

Sans Fards!

Fards is a really hot word. I know it means cosmetics or make-up in French, but it sounds like a cross between a fart and a turd. A fart that accidentally produces a turd. A fard! Yes, I'm a dumb dumb American with the brain of an 11-year-old. Anyway, this post has nothing to do with fart turds!

French Elle has decided to do the unthinkable! They put Monica Belluci, Eva Herzigova and Sophie Marceau on their cover without make-up or any Photoshop trickery! So they say. They had to have used something! A tan colored Crayon? Maybe The Empress of Lucite stood near them and they soaked in her intense beauty rays. That had to be it.

Of course, they choose three ladies who are hot without all that shit. You know who I want to see without pounds of make-up and Photoshop? I want to see some JLo! Maybe some Xtina too! That's who I want to see! However, it might be impossible to photograph Xtina without make-up since I think the layers of bronzer on her skin are baked on permanently.

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Posted by: Michael K


putsomestankonit's picture

Like hell these women are sans fard! I see a little bit of make up on each of them.

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WHO ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE AND WHY ARE THEY NOT WEARING MAKEUP?????????????

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just a floozy's picture

Monica Belluci would look good in the cheapest garbage bag on earth

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SICKITTEN's picture

Lara, waterproof concealer. I've worn it to the beach for ages.

Also, if you don't have the tat applied you can always apply semi perm makeup (henna) or self tanner used as contour, applied with certain brushes. I did a whole piece on it. Check the archives at my name here.com. Soon, I'll do a no makeup tutorial. It's under 'tips' and Madonna. You can see the tat so clearly in the pic I used from this site. Looking under tips is good stuff to know. Part product junkie, part gossip. It's a personal blog.

Gry's picture

Monica Belluci = earthbound Aphrodite

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 7:19pm.

I've said it before, but I view anything more than a tiny bit of make-up to be OUTRIGHT DECEPTION.
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.Child.'s picture

wow, she should never wear make-up

mutlee's picture

all bullshit aside, they look good. No makeup, no stylist, no photoshop, just natural.

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mharker's picture

Also, no Photoshop at all? Everything's naturally monochromatic?

Albatross's picture

Monica B. is still beautiful.

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mike's picture

I've said it before, but I view anything more than a tiny bit of make-up to be OUTRIGHT DECEPTION.

Monica Bellucci is hot, but Eva without make-up looks fucking disgusting.

SICKITTEN's picture

Also, most celebs have makeup tattooed on. Madonna and Kidman had it done in the past two years or so. You can see the tat right outside the lipline. I had it done so I know it when I see it. They match the tat to your lip color and extend your lipline a tad. Some people get the whole lip done. It hurts like a bitch!

Tigerlilly's picture

All of those whores are gorgeous, but not a single one of them has NO make up on or photoshopping imo...

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I've seen jlow without make up in pics and she looks like any other person on the street and she only does the stupid squint thing when she has 20 lbs of make up on.

SpiceDong's picture

They probably had to put some translucent powder or something to get that dewy complexion, but Monica is truly gorgeous no matter what. She has great features make up or not...and she is not pouting her lips are built that way.

mike's picture

When they say no make-up, they mean no Zach Efron style make-up (i.e., no mascara or blush).

They definitely don't look like that right after they wash their faces in the morning.

gucci's picture

lara:

jlo had makeup on. believe me.

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 7:09pm.

Lara, JLo was wearing a ton of makeup. It's a makeup job to look like there is no makeup. I do it all the time. The highlighter is the 'give away'.
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SICKITTEN's picture

Lara, JLo was wearing a ton of makeup. It's a makeup job to look like there is no makeup. I do it all the time. The highlighter is the 'give away'.

force noir's picture

u know Xtina has no face/head under makeup. just a stump.
Monica is a slick lady...very cool. i'd let her pull my dick. maybe..

pomegranate's picture

Not buying any of it...

SICKITTEN's picture

Nah, they look beat with the natural makeup on. Someone like Liz Taylor could pull this shit off in her heyday but not these broads.

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Sophie looks like a SAHM on her way to pick up the tots from school.

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mharker's picture

I know it's blasphemy, but I don't think Monica looks that great in that picture. She's doing the same kind of trout-pout sexy face J.Lo always does.

lara's picture

i've seen the pics of JLo without make-up when she did that marathon and she looked very good. she has amazing skin. now christina i really wanna see..that shot would make a paparazzo very rich and would probably scare me for life. Monica looks great. No doubt, a beautiful lady.

SICKITTEN's picture

At least they were crafty enough to put the makeup on the ears and neck

gucci's picture

Sickkitten:

your right. i see this sort of makeup job alot on soap opera actresses. the women still look great though.

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bensucks's picture

With or without makeup Monica is the hotness... I would go lezzy for her!

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OH MY GWAD! I LOVE MONICA!!!

YOU LOOK HWAT ALWAYS MONICA!!!

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nclgemini's picture

sans fards. ahah! Sans the Fards, PLEASE!

Estrogen a-poppin!

SICKITTEN's picture

Oh please, they are wearing maqui, just a natural job. Everyone knows this trick by now. You can see the highlighter shimmering if you look closely. Stupid magazine!

gucci's picture

Mike you are so behind. pictures of jlo without make up have been on the net forever!

and monica looks great. as always!

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