Tuesday, April 14th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Eminem On XXL
I realize that XXL wanted to make Eminem as The Punisher as menacing as possible, but I feel like I need to file a restraining order against this cover. Bitch has "I'm gonna butt rape you" eyes. Couldn't they have used the "kittens and rainbows" tool over his mug, so he looks less like he wants to rip a bitch's cheek off with his teeth.
After this picture was taken, the tattoo of his little girl started crying, because she was scared too.
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try harder to prove you don't like guy's asses, Em.
God hes tedious...
I cant stand a man with zero sense of humour....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
dre and eminem need to come out of the closet already.
Me, neither!
Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:46pm.
I would fuck him 6 ways to Sunday and then 6 more times ON Sunday just to make the angels jealous.
And I have no shame admitting that.
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"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw..."
gay.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
even with him looking like that, I'd let him "butt-rape" me upside-down and sideways until he couldn't walk. I'll always have love for Em.
This is some frightening shit.
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Yeah, his eyes just don't look right.
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Is he supposed to look like an "action figure"?
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hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa......
these photos look AWFUL!!! It's like they hired an 8th grader to photoshop the pics.. theyre all blurry and shit... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
What's with the weird lump between his eye?
And I don't mean his actual head!
Fag.
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I don't know, I would of liked to have seen him without the guns. Call me a hippy if you want.
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They did get a bit jiggy with the photoshop face (oh yeah, i went there- blame walgreen's for the Absolut sale.. the 1.75 liter for $25?!?! c'mon!) but 6 ways past Sunday he could still hit it.
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Who the fuck are the Knutzens?!?! ~The Dude
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I would tap that fucking ass from here to Sunday.
That cover wasn't Photoshopped, it's a cartoon drawing!
Each time I look at this picture, I see a young Adolf Hitler. The upper lip shadow looks like the 'stache and his hair combined with his face....
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
That arm is totally there on purpose. He's covering the rolls.
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ew, he looks like a redneck fuckass.
Haw! He's the perfect definition of what we Ricans call "gille." It's like wanna-be but with much more intensity. M; you'll never a hardcore bad-ass negro, not matter how much you hang with a few. Always remember, Emma; only be tough when security's behind you. Otherwise it's time to "stomp the face into paste." And now the Punisher? Hahahahahahahahaha...
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:25pm.
I like Eminem, I like Lil Wayne and I like Kanye!
So there.
(I like most rap actually cept soldja blo-job boy.)
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Me too. It definitely isn't very popular on Dlisted but that's okay with me. I will bump Tupac when I am 86 years old. =)
What big ears he has!!! (relatively)....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
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In high school I loved Eminem. Now I think he's the biggest douche bag. He should have stayed in retirement.
-igby they need to CORNIFY the entire thing. That would be the best thing for the cover, unicorns.
Why this guy always has to appear shirtless at any given time is totally beyond me.. what a twat.
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wow, i like him, he is so Special.It is reported that em is flirting with a super model secretly at ___classymingle.com____ a Wealthy men and celebrities dating site.
I love love love EM, he can do no wrong in my book ever.
sorry it double posted, so I will add, that he looks sexy as fuck and I would let him ball gag me and do whatever he wants with me whenever he wants, hurting me or not.
Em hasn't had chunk in a while, he's either taking steroids but he has been built up for a while now.
I hate to say it, but this look is so "High School Massacre". Sorry, but only members of the military get to pose with weapons.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
They even photoshopped his face to all hell. The chunk is probably still present in his face anyway...that tattoo is probably Haylee or whatever his daughter's name is. The whole look is pretty scary and overly macho. Pffftt! So not impressed.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
When did this fat fucker lose the chunk?? Fuck! These photoshop geniuses need to make my tiger ass look like a 20 y/o nekkid Marilyn Monroe. It would involve less work...
TITS, you on it???? ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So uh...
"So lemme give you motherfuckers some help: uh, here, XXL XXL now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell."
Remember that line, Eminem? I smell a sellout. A hot sellout, but a sellout nonetheless.
“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.” -Jack Handey
His face looks like a poor digital representation, a la George Lucas.
that doesn't even look like the fucker..
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
What a joke.
He's not fat anymore. Yay? If at all, he has the "bad boy" image down in a completely facetious way--that face inspires images of the kind of short twat from middle or high school that would act like a superficially tough asshole to make up for his stature and unmatured face. Does he even grow facial hair?
The shadow under his nose makes him look Hitlerish. Scawy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What a douche.
I don't care what he's done to lose his flub blub, that boy is fugly as hell and he's a hateful bastard too. F*ck you EMINEMENENENENEM!
Has-been!
He looks...computer-generated. And not even well done. Those eyes have got a definite "Jobe" from "Lawnmower Man" quality.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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The little girl on his arm is probably his daughter. and with that said, this picture scared the hammerin shit out of me
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Isn't it Bromantic?
i'm not a big fan of rap in general, but i never got the appeal of m&m other than he's not black...his stuff is just as misogynistic as any of the other rap crap that was floating out there....
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you see me, bitch....
lonestar - they've pshopped him a LOT.
they've also whitened the eyes.
looks creepy to me.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
I don't know... a "Bonnie & Clyde" homage tatoo under the image of one's daughter may just trump "Cash Money" on Lil Wayne's belly as king of tacky.
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this new enhancement has left Feminem looking like an angry frightened lesbian..
such a pretty mess..
" See There? You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
I would fuck him 6 ways to Sunday and then 6 more times ON Sunday just to make the angels jealous.
And I have no shame admitting that.
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
What the fuck kind of fukkery is this shit?
What I wouldn't give to see the 'before' version of this picture!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito