Now She'll Never Be Kenley Penley
Project Runway's Kenley Collins, also known as The Pussy Thrower of Brooklyn, was in court today to answer to the charges that she attacked her former fiance, Zac Penley, with her a cat, laptop and apples. Kenley pleaded guilty to one count of disorderly conduct. The judge gave her a $120 fine and said she must stay away from Zac Penley for two whole years.
This means she'll never marry Zac Penley, which means she'll never be Kenley Penley, which means we'll never be able to scream "HAHAHA! Your name is Kenley Penley" at her when she's walking down the street. Sad.
And I think I speak for the pussy she threw when I ask, "Does she have to stay away from the cat too?" Because I'm sure the pussy hasn't slept a wink since the incident! Bitch is too afraid that Kenley's crazy ass will launch him again.
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I like crazy. she's cute and I dig her vintage-ish taste. she could throw her pussy at me anyday ;)
I have actually turned down marraige proposals or further dates because I realised the combination of our names would be totally stupid. I think thats why she threw the pussy!
Who?
Kenlye was a hyena-like, clueless scoffer with no interpersonal skills. Yes, she constructed some interesting designs, but her arrogance made her difficult to take. I hope that that poor innocent little pussy isn't traumatized for life being hurled through the air by this psycho mess.
Just another big ego about nothing!
I will never forgive her for dissing the Gunn Man.
Is there an explanation for the weird leaf accessory she is wearing in her hair?
I threw apples at a bear in my yard, he mocked me as he sat there eating them.
We can call her Ms. Kenley Must Stay 100 Yards Away From Penley.
what a shame, no kenley penley!
Normally when girls throw their kitteh at the mens they appreciate it right? I think he should be arrested.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
I love this crazy bitch. Kenley, let's get together and throw apples and cats at icky New Yorkers. PLEASE, seriously, lol
The Kitteh should sue her ass in civil court for throwing it and probably dressing it in her hideous clothes.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by TheStraightMan: "Can't help but think this mess is an insane whore in bed. Don't know why I think that, but my penis tells me so. He's never wrong. Ever."
You're probably right.
Crazy is definitely more fun in bed, but it can be scary and it wears thin. Remember "Fatal Attraction"?
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:03pm.
Can't help but think this mess is an insane whore in bed. Don't know why I think that, but my penis tells me so. He's never wrong. Ever.
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Might be her unrestrained vigor.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Can't help but think this mess is an insane whore in bed. Don't know why I think that, but my penis tells me so. He's never wrong. Ever.
Not sure what it is, and she's definitely not "my type" -- but I'd definitely hit it.
Evil Bitch! I wonder if she paused for a moment when she got to the cat...
Did he duck?
I think she's hot. Crazy, but hot.
Kitteh prolly latched on to Penley's peen for dear life and would let go after he solemnly promised to protect kitteh from LunaBitch.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I actually met someone today whose name is Kevin Fire Wood. His parents should be executed.
She threw apples at him? HAHA, I'm picturing the scene from "Wizard of Oz," where the trees start pelting Dorothy and the gang with apples.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
after being thrown by this crazed chick i hope that pussy has a good therapist...
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you see me, bitch....
Her clothes on the show where lame.
He should get full custody of the kitty.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
This chick is the biggest Fucktard.
Oh no! Another love story squashed by the law!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
There's nothing stopping *us* calling this crazy bitch Kenley Penley forever and ever.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.