Nicollette Sheridan Is A Fine Jewel
Desperate Housewives has lost all of its sparkle now that its finest jewel has left the show. That's what Nicollette Sheridan seems to think anyway. In a new interview with TV Guide, Nicollette says she decided to quit that old bitch, because it just didn't make her pussy pucker anymore. She wanted to leave earlier, but a little thing called a contract got in the way.
Nicollette also said that Marc Cherry, the head bitch on DH, stopped paying her any mind. Marc never put her in the opening credits and barely talked about her ass in interviews. That's when Nicollette compared herself to a shimmering gem stone, "When you have a jewel, why not polish it and put it out there for all to see?"
That line was left over from her Knot's Landing days. It's kind of amazing and Nicollette totally means it! She's right though. She is a fine jewel. The kind of jewel that can be sold for 4 flex-plays of $29.99 on HSN at midnight on a Saturday. The finest!
Nicollette continued scratching at Marc's nalgas, "Somebody up there really wanted her dead. I think whoever Edie represented in Marc's life was somebody he didn't like. And he had a very difficult time distinguishing between fact and fiction."
Marc, being the big queen that is, wasn't going to let Nicollette have the last bitch slap. Marc said there were really no more men for Edie to fuck and that the network made him cut costs, so with her gone the show is saving around $200,000 per episode.
When asked if they were going to put a new whore on the block, Marc said, "What I won't do is cast another fortysomething sexy blonde. Nicollette performed the aging, neighborhood tramp better than anyone has ever done before."
Hey, that's aging, neighborhood JEWEL to you!
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That is one of the roughest, meanest looking Cougars I have seen in a long time.
Nice Kitty, nice kitty. Behave.
We need a bitch fight between Edie and Marc Cherry on the show....to see which aging trampy bitchwhore would win!
Damn..she needs to work on her face instead of her body for awhile..she looks rough!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
*SNAP Diamond? I don't think so. Aging old tranny queen is more like it. DH is a crap show.
Kicking her off DH was a big mistake--like ousting Ashley from Rock of Love Bus--who wants to watch after that?
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As Deb said...MEEE owww
I hope she saved her money...
and here's to her impending knee surgery after dancin with the loser stars
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The war isn't working.
Damn Nicolette is fugly. But what Cherry said was horrible. What a jerk. DH isn't fun anymore & I stopped watching the show anyway.
very nice,, i heard many millionaire and celebrities have a account on ___ClassyMingle.com.____ i.m doubt since i found her profile.. ok,just do it!
Submitted by yucko on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 7:16pm.
Damn, did he really say that? That was unnecessarily harsh.
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Condsidering this trannified lookin' butterfaced old bitch considers herself a JEWEL, I'd say it was NECESSARILY harsh! Where does she think she's going to be embraced in HW? Movies? NOOOOOOOOO! Too old, too trannified in the face, not talented enough...TV? Well, we'll see...She'll be typecast as a cougar and there are no shortage of actresses that could do that just as well or better...Lifetime Movies? Meh, "My Hot Tranny Grandma" could work...As a previous poster said, bitch is "Dancing with the Stars" bound...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's annoying in real life. I did like her bitch-whore character on DH the 3 times I've ever watched it.
Next please!
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Damn, did he really say that? That was unnecessarily harsh.
The whole point of the show was Nicolette. Edie was like the fox in the hen house. They needed her to go up against the other four. Without Edie's character, they don't even have a show. No point in watching now.
Thank goodness Gretchen Rossi and the Real Housewives, though. ---Far more interesting than the scripted ones.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 7:03pm.
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Hahahhahaa...now Manny..some cougars are selfless! They volunteer at their local soup kitchen and take in homeless young men.
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Submitted by vasellina on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:48pm.
"aging neighborhood tramp"? what a misogynistic prick.
A classic definition of Cougar.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Reptilian?
"aging neighborhood tramp"? what a misogynistic prick.
I thought that was Melanie Griffin. LOL
This show really had potential. The writers totally fucked this shit up.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I have a friend who kinda moved on the outskirts of celeb circles a while back and she saw & heard a lot. She did not have kind things to say about NS when she left Harry Hamlin.
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She was never intended to be a lead character, which is why she's not in the opening credits. And she's probably still pissed she didn't get the part of Bree, the one she originally auditioned for but went to Marcia Cross.
I'm watching reruns on Lifetime and it's not a bad show, but they're old episodes so I don't know what the new ones are like.
She looks like that Lady Tranny Dude from TYRA show who gave Isis a new vagina
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Those lips! I'm getting a Jennifer Coolidge a la Best in Show vibe from her.
Submitted by christine the hoff: "that show was good for exactly ONE season, the first. then, meh."
Agreed.
Dude..
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She made that show. The ratings will go down without her. The producers will be sorry. She'll have no problem getting other work. They'll even ask her back when they realize Sheridan=Ratings.
Dude looks like a Lady!
that show was good for exactly ONE season, the first. then, meh.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
RuPaul has more feminine-looking blokes on his show than Nicollette.
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LMMFAO Bradi=)) I love a hor that knows her QVC!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
This show is still on?
iHeart:
Don't forget Teh Technibond!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@love anderson...
diamonique is klassy because it sparkles in the light...;)
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you see me, bitch....
Wow. With all the money she's spent tightening her face, you'd think she'd do something to her sun-damaged chest. Ick.
Diamonique with eternagold prongs! Snap!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
This bitch really can do no wrong in my book.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
AWESOME!!! Bitch slapped and then double bitch slapped back! She does have a point though -- this show is in the shitter. I still miss Nicollete as Paige on Knots Landing -- by far her best work. Now that I think about it, Edie Brit really is the logical continuation of Paige -- young tramp to aging, desperate tramp.
letinstar on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:13pm
Diamonique! She's klassy like that!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She still looks pretty good.
If she wore her hair a little softer and removed the schoolmarm red lipstick it would help.
And the spiderlashes.
THE SPIDERLASHES!!!
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"Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!", MK 11 April 2009
I know why I never suntan: I really don't want to have her Jackson Pollock- style cleavage! :P
I watch DH on Lifetime sometimes during the week, and I like her character the best.
Loved her on Snots Landing!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
aging neighborhood jewel...sure, if by jewel you mean cubic zirconium...
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you see me, bitch....
"Nicollette performed the aging, neighborhood tramp better than anyone has ever done before." Zing! I should say so. A tramp who steadily fucked Michael Bolton! Ick.
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Hahahaha! The ecomony is a bitch, even for TV sluts.
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Well, see ya' next year on DWTS Nicolette!
That's all you got left.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I know there's a polished turd joke in here somewhere.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
she has a severe case of tranny-face.
Step away from the sun exposure woman!
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BAHAHA @ Marc Cherry.
What Deb said: Meow.