Open Post: Hosted By Domino's Employees Of The Month
Do you remember the dumb bitch who posted a video himself taking a bath in a Burger King sink during his shift? Well, Kristy and Michael are fucking dumber. They shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross shit to the food at Domino's. These two fucktardians then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday. They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.
The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his ass with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan. Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy ass? Well, now you have your answer.
Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two twats were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.
One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right? Click here to see all of their masterpieces.
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@ IHeart
You should have pulled an 'I can't walk and start twitching' I hope that beyotch gets the book thrown at her or dick slapped or both!
y Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:36pm.
I want to throw everything away.
I have a solution I go through my stuff every year what ever I dont use out for a year out it goes, now im moving Hopefully in June and im cleaning house giving away stuff and disposing it helps a lot when you move you find things that you forgot existed. And f the relatives just put it out for the visit next time "it broke, burned, got damaged"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by suze on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:42pm.
HAHAHAHAHAH ewwwwwwwwwwwwww so foul... sweaty cooch fingers
What motherfucking disgusting scumbags!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish someone would go beat the fuck out of these two ignorant hillbilly swine!
Stupid bitch couldn't even read the title of the book she was pretending to read!
On the plus side. Tori Spelling sold a book! What a great advertisement
for her!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:43pm.
I think it would be easy to come back on here though, just have a different email address and name.
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the ban'sare associated with IP numbes, which are tied to each machine. Youd have to change IP addresses or use a new machine.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:36pm.
Thank you!
CM: GLAD YOU'RE STILL AROUND!!!!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
The truth is out, fucktards can be gay fucktards, too.Just sayin'
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
I used to work at a deli and I never saw anything like this. Actually, I never saw anything disgusting AT ALL. I still eat there.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
suze, that was my grandfather's ex-wife to a T. She had a front wedgie that she would pull out as she said "Hola!"
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Damn. I thought MayWest69 had to be La Cucaracha for sure. Do we know for sure it's Falkor? lol
XX where did you go?!
This Dominoes shit is what happens when they leave 2 kids to do all the work instead of having plenty emplyoees AND a good manager on hand. Understaffed & no babysitters on the job.
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:41pm
HAHA you know that doesnt bother me as much, but when you look someone in the face and then just walk out..ewwwwwwwwwwwww like come on... now every time i see her im going to be thinking..you dont wash your hands and now i wont want to touch anything she touches...yet i laugh at the people who use paper towels to open doors hahah
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:28pm.
Dallas - not only are they seeking the death penalty, now that it's a capital case, Baez CAN'T BE HER ATTORNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN. She deserves NO BETTER than that bumbling fucknut. He's totally inept, and THAT is what she deserves.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Thanks for your advise smurfy and happy hour and ricki? He only made $8k last year, so I doubt he owes.
Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:37pm.
glad youre still here :) youre undoubtedly one of my favorite posters :)
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*misses the wisdom of charles manson*
These are the same type of assholes that key cars. DEATH PENALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Don't Casey's parents have a lawyer and some PR people? What the hell - who would allow them to go to that depo and act the way they did? They lost the last little shred of sympathy I had for them after seeing that shit last week. Just goes to show how the circle of crazy continues - almost makes me believe the whole "Casey-was-saving-Caylee-from-her-mother" theory.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:39pm.
AARGH!! holy crap that SUCKS!! Im so sorry mama! Ugh, what bullshit!
Ive been hit other drivers in cars that I own, and it just pisse me offto no end. So much money and hassle forsomeone else's mistake. GRRRR!!
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I think it would be easy to come back on here though, just have a different email address and name.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:37pm.
The wife of my ex boss would come in from soccer practice still in sweaty shorts etc. She's pretty overweight and wore shorts two sizes two small so constantly had vadge wedgie happening. Without giving a thought to tohers around her, she would reach two fingers up under her shorts and pull out the bunched up fabric from her hoo-hah.
Then she's proceed to use my phone, computer and stuff on the desk whilst I looked on in horror. I was constantly wiping shit down on my desk with sani-wipes.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:36pm.
Oh My lord Hekki... You are not alone, I had the same thoughts more than once.. like every time I get my copy of Elle decor.
greenfinch, i only do that when no one's around. LOL!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Wow..ok. "Gay" and "Southern" don't mix. But when they do, you get crap like this.
Nasty bastards.
Werd.
Falkor = La Cuca
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Man, and I order from Domino's all the time!
I-won't-watch-video- can't-make-me.... Oh hell, I am going to watch!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I worked at B King and trust, none of this shit went down.
if you left your station for any reason at all, you had to re-wash and glove up.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Someone mentioned that la cuca hasn't been around, and I've just noticed that too. Was she really banned from the site?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
ME, If He is getting money back,HE DOES NOT HAVE A DEADLINE, the only deadline for is for those who owe money.
In case some of you didn't know!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Someone needs to kick their butt's.Gross...
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
hekki, sounds like you need to have a garage sale!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I know nobody really cares but I am gonna wallow in some self-pity for a sec & vent. I just paid my jeep off a few weeks ago, got the title last week in the mail. Yesterday I was sitting in the left turn lane waiting for an arrow and some fucking cunt -trying to blow a red light WHILE ON HER CELLPHONE- hits another car and then plows into MY car. I am dealing with insurance & police reports today. Playing the waiting game. Just when you get alhead in life, have one less bill to pay, some fucking ASSHOLE comes along & fucks it up. I am so beyond pissed it ain;t even funny. Anyway, hearing that Casey Anthony is gonna fry is making me happier LMAO
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:36pm.
Ive been in that mode too. Overwhlemed by stuff.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:31pm.
I do that too. But, I don't tear it off (the paper, not the turd) - I just unroll, and re-roll.
I'll also turn the volume up on my ipod to tune out others.
In Japan, they pipe the sound of running waterfalls through public washrooms.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:36pm.
I want to throw everything away.
This is going to sound bad, and I really DON'T want this to happen, but sometimes I fantasize that everything we own is somehow GONE and we have to start from scratch and buy all new stuff. It would be so much easier to manage our household if we had less STUFF.
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AMEN! I feel the same way all the time!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
CHARLES MANSON
ANYONE WHO WOULD FUCKING DEFILE SOMEONES FOOD IS THE LOWEST PIECE OF DOGSHIT AND SHOULD BE PUT IN A GODDAMN FIRING SQUAD. DOMINOS HAS ALWAYS TASTED LIKE HANGOVER DRY HEAVE LIQUID ANYWAY. PAPA JOHNS IS THE BEST WITH THOSE GARLIC DIPPING FUCKERS.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:31pm.
i went into the washroom today and some chick was coming out of a stall looked me right in the face and rushed out the door....with out washing her hands! ugh so gross...i dont care if you dont do that shit at home. you'll fester in your own germs there but when at office wash your bloody hands please and thankyou
ME I myspaced you tht site is good.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:33pm.
Seriously, what happened to CHARLES MANSON?
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I think he got banned. Snowy knows. Butthen I keep seeing luckycharms posting as CM?
Someone else, 'splain please?
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drama he was banned for saying gook and now he's posting under luckycharms.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I want to throw everything away.
This is going to sound bad, and I really DON'T want this to happen, but sometimes I fantasize that everything we own is somehow GONE and we have to start from scratch and buy all new stuff. It would be so much easier to manage our household if we had less STUFF.
A lot of things that we have were given to us (again, not complaining) and I would really like to CHOOSE everything in my apartment to reflect MY taste instead of something my MIL or mom gave us for Xmas.
And then I'm stuck in the groove of "why buy a new XXX when we have a perfectly good one that XXX gave us?"
Stoney ~ I don't have any links but I know there are many websites dedicated to the bitch Casey!
M.E. ~ I would love to be front and center when Baez is told he can't try the case!
ugh, I eat out all the time. I always think about the nasty shit going on in kitcens, intentional or not. blech :(
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M.E also if you are in CA ( I think you are) go to the FTB to do the state taxes for free.. Turbo tax will do Fedeal for free but will try to trick you to do State for like $30 but go to FTB and it takes you like 5 minutes.
I worked at Druther's if you remember that place and I never did anything like that either. Nor did anyone else that I'm aware of. That's just nasty and wrong.
ROTFL LCT I love a good poo tale
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Seriously, what happened to CHARLES MANSON?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:26pm.
yeah, go to www.IRS.gov ang go to the free filling (that is a lil more complicated, is like filing by hand)
or go to OLT.com that one is easier and it's free , you only pay the 14.95 for e filing
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/13/casey.caylee.anthony/index.html?iref...
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Awwww. I used to like Dominos.
Today I was peeing, and a woman dropping a deuce in the bathroom used up a good roll of toilet paper pulling it out of the thing trying to hide the sound of her turds splooshing.
Stupid environment killing scared of shitting beotch.