Tuesday, April 14th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Domino's Employees Of The Month


Do you remember the dumb bitch who posted a video himself taking a bath in a Burger King sink during his shift? Well, Kristy and Michael are fucking dumber. They shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross shit to the food at Domino's. These two fucktardians then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday. They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.

The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his ass with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan. Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy ass? Well, now you have your answer.

Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two twats were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.

One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right? Click here to see all of their masterpieces.

VIA BlondieeNYC

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:54pm.

God, you guys. This thread is fucking VILE.
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I dont have the time or patience to read through all this shit.

What r u guys talking about today thats so vile?

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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:40pm.
Someone mentioned that la cuca hasn't been around, and I've just noticed that too. Was she really banned from the site?

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La Cucaracha was banned, but she still posts as someone else.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Hekki's picture

LOL at Stoney's new co-worker. She sounds AWFUL.

Gastric bypass surgery is the biggest fucking joke ever.

Zappy's picture

IHeart & Dallas

I'm sorry to hear about this. It's really very traumatizing to get into an accident, even worse when one of your kids is in the car. Thank God everyone is alright though.

We have dick cops here too IHeart. When I got in my accident 7 years ago, I was in shock and the cop goes to me, You broke the law. The guy came out of nowhere and technically I was at fault but the asshole didn't even slow down, broad sided me and I saw him too late. Thank God none of my kids were in the car. Fucker never said jack shit and he fucked his car up worse than mine. No summons (to me) was ever issued because the dumb fuck admitted his guilt. I couldn't walk for a week because it screwed up my back. I told the first cop on the scene that cops get shot because of his asshole colleague. Someone I knew got out of there car and made me get in their car before I got thrown in jail for mouthing off lol.

I hate assholes.

missy's picture

not much vodka, steely dan and oast beef can't fix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaa! :-D
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:00pm.

Stoney: Casey will go to her grave pretending that Zanny stole her baby. And so will her parents. They could have a video of her killing Caylee and she's still deny it. I don't understand why Nancy Grace sticks up for Cindy Anthony, either. She was an aggravating factor and enabled her daughter to do what she did.
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Because Nancy Grace is a beeeeooootttcccchhh!

You havent noticed that yet?

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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.

Iheart: I think you should follow CHARLES MANSON's advice!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

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yeah, u r def. right on with that one.
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Im a Princess's picture

Ugh, disgusting!

Word...

iHeartHaters's picture

Aww thanks Chuck!! That made me smile:):)

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

ricki lake's picture

Am I the only one who thinks Casey Anthony is innocent???

(KIDDING! Haha...kidding. Dat ho be gilty.)

Katt's picture

Ok, so I'm a restaurant server and have had some pretty fucking awful customers but I would never, ever spit, etc. in someone's food.
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Stoney's picture

Yeah, she's fake. And the size of a sasquatch and white as snow! I caught her looking at rings online. I thought, if this fashion-challenged yeti is engaged and I'm still single, there's really something fucking wrong with this world.

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Falkor's picture

Im so fucking depressed its unreal right about now.

The only thing ive loved in a long time is what seems like millions of miles away and we have these awesome conversations online and I just miss him like a fat kid misses sugar...I dont know what to do....

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Drama~I'm glad you tracked that motherfucker down!! Man there are some really sucky people out there. I love it when they are held accountable for their shit. Good for you for pursuing it! It would be worth the hassle to teach that kind of person a lesson. I have full coverage so I think we will be okay. My insurance company said they will have me a rental car by tomorrow since they expect this lady has no insurance. The cop went down to the hospital to get the lady's insurance info and she still couldn't provide it! And she was still at hte hospital like 6 hours later. Jesus Christ I came home & did laundry ffs. Sorry... I am SO DAMN MAD.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:53pm.

Iheart: Oh no! Does she have insurance? I hope so!

I bought my very 1st new car ever in March '08. In June '08, I was rear-ended at a red light. The guy was very nice, except that everything he gave the cop was a lie (address, insurance, everything). I finally tracked him down because he made the mistake of telling me where he worked. After months of promises & no $$, I took him to small claims court. After several more months & only 1 payment of $150, I had his wages garnished. I got my 1st installment in March, almost a year to the day I bought my car.

People suck.

I got my shit busted up by some dumb bitch with no insurance. I learned the hard way: ALWAYS have uninsured (and or UNDERinsured) motorist on your policy. It only costs a little more per year than to not have it, but it can really save your ass if you get nailed by someone who has no coverage.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Hekki's picture

Stoney: Casey will go to her grave pretending that Zanny stole her baby. And so will her parents. They could have a video of her killing Caylee and she's still deny it. I don't understand why Nancy Grace sticks up for Cindy Anthony, either. She was an aggravating factor and enabled her daughter to do what she did.

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That is just gross! I know that shit like that happens all the time, however I like to be under the belief that it happens to other people. I cant live my life staying away from artery clogging, cellulite inducing, munchie relief junk food, so I guess I'll try Papa John's instead. As for the poor dear who said her Jeep got fucked...well Im driving around with a huge penis on the side of my car, due to teenagers with no parental supervision on spring fucking break. The least they could have done is draw a big dick, but noooo, now Im driving around with a damn pencil dick on my car!

Miss Thang's picture

Stoney, she sounds repulsive. Sorry you have to look at her every day.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:54pm.

So um, we have this new "girl" at work.

that giorl is evil keep an eye open

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:39pm
CHARLES MANSON
I CARE. FIND THE FUCKER AND GUN UM DOWN. WELL LETS NOT GO THAT FUCKING FAR. BUT SHIT HAPPENS. THE BEST THING TO DO IS GET 1.75 LITERS OF VODKA AND AN OLD STEELEY DAN VINYL AND A ROAST BEEF.

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:54pm.

she eats sugar all day long and she recently had gastric bypass? its like the chick here who complains that her diets dont work and she wants gastric bypass but has three bowls of cereal for breakie and a bottle of diet coke ...but its ok you know..eats chips every day, and keeps the 6 packs of the bottles of diet coke under her desk..but you know its ok, cause its diet... *rolls eyes*

i wouldnt like her either stoney...

Dallas's picture

NaNoop ~ Post that link please!

EastEndGirl's picture

Stoney,

She sounds like fodder for the CT contest.

Zappy's picture

@ Stoney

I don't like her either. She sounds like a phoney.

iHeartHaters's picture

Holy shit Dallas! That's horrible:( Glad that you are okay now though. I can't complain, all I got was a cut on my neck from the seatbelt and my daughter is fine. I'm pretty sure the twat that hit me is uninsured. Yes people suck ass.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:43pm.

Don't Casey's parents have a lawyer and some PR people? What the hell - who would allow them to go to that depo and act the way they did? They lost the last little shred of sympathy I had for them after seeing that shit last week. Just goes to show how the circle of crazy continues - almost makes me believe the whole "Casey-was-saving-Caylee-from-her-mother" theory.

They know waayy more than they are letting on, and I think they lied through their teeth from the very beginning. Problem is, they are such media whores, they are bound by their lies, although NOT above playing the "mis-spoken" card, claiming to be so stressed out. In my opinion, they are part of the cover up and bullshit that took so long for the girl to be found. Problem for them, especially Cindy, who I'd like to slap the smug right off her face, she thinks she is smarter than everybody else. I think evidence will show that her parents covered up for her and knew the truth very early on, and are CONTINUING to lie.
JMO

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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haters: I hope you are ok, don't you feel a little neck pain coming on *coughjacoby$meyerscough*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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Miss Thang's picture

God, you guys. This thread is fucking VILE.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Stoney's picture

So um, we have this new "girl" at work. I know you should try to be nice to the new fuckers, but this one just isn't growing on me. Interesting that I use those words because she's about 6'2". Here's the scoop. She recently had gastric bypass, and she's actually been to the doctor three times since she started here last week. THEN she orders lunch with the rest of the office and then we find out when it comes time to pay your share she has no money! Who does that their first week?! Oh and yesterday, she was wearing wait for it....a black CORSET over a shiny white blouse, knee length black skirt over WHITE panty hose, and black patent leather heels with a white stripe on them. And she's wearing the shoes again today with jeans and blue and white top. AND she cleans her keyboard all day long with spray air and consumes sugar products all day long. And her voice is syrupy. Yeah, I don't like her.

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OMFG Ive ordered Domino's so many late nights after those late night munchies start kicking in. I will NEVER EVER AGAIN order from Domino's. I hope they fire those two "gay" workers, they had to say they're gay, wtf? is that about. Gay people have class and wouldn't do some shit like that, they are straight up trailer white trash from Fucksville, USA.
I hope someone sues Domino's matter of fact, a class action suit should be taken, I'd so be in on that shit. This really got me fucking heated.

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Submitted by missy on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:43pm.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:39pm.

Thanks girl. We are waiting on the police report. I won't get a copy until Thursday. The cop actually fucking told me he has two days off and won't get the report done until then. I was like, the accident happened at 11am, you had all day to finish the shit! The other car the bitch hit before mine had to teenagers in it, the passenger kid got hurt pretty bad and they are probably going to ticket the kid for turning. She came out of nowhere and if she weren't going 55 mph or so that kid would have made his left turn just fine. She was trying to blow the yellow light. Plus it was raining yesterday. And the cunt who hit both of us has no insurance. AND she was acting all hurt and they took her away on a gurney. I was so fucking PISSED OFF. She is gonna milk this and SHE CAUSED IT. The whole thing is bullshit. I feel bad for the teenagers. The driver kid was in shock, he had no jacket on and it was freezing yesterday. They were helping that faking bitch onto a gurney and this poor kid had a swollen left arm, he had to have broken his arm on his window. He was in shock and shaking, none of the EMTs covered him with a blanket, nothing. And the police didn't even take a statement from me, they took it from they guy to the right of me who never even got hit. PLUS, when I called the cop back yesterday afternoon, the police hadn;t even reported that my daughter eas in the back seat! How can you miss a whole person??? The cops here are fucking dumbasses. Dude I am just angry, Thanks for listening missy, it helps to let it out:)

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Iheart: Oh no! Does she have insurance? I hope so!

I bought my very 1st new car ever in March '08. In June '08, I was rear-ended at a red light. The guy was very nice, except that everything he gave the cop was a lie (address, insurance, everything). I finally tracked him down because he made the mistake of telling me where he worked. After months of promises & no $$, I took him to small claims court. After several more months & only 1 payment of $150, I had his wages garnished. I got my 1st installment in March, almost a year to the day I bought my car.

People suck.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

snowpiece's picture

OMG it's like the whatchamacallit, don't say it's name three times, but with this bitch it's only once!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related

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Thank fucking GAWD i don't eat at fast food joints.this shit is gross.

Zappy's picture

@ greenfinch

Addendum: Actually one time the Drs. wife had toilet paper coming out of the back of her skirt and no one said anything to her. lol she walked around for about an hour with it hanging out ..heheheheheehehe

paris herpes's picture

missy, that's not always the case. Also, it's easy for people to change both their IP addresses and machines consistently without having to be a computer experts.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

MayWest69's picture

rikki, not bullied enough people today?

Dallas's picture

ihearthaters ~ Sorry to hear about your wreck! I know all to well how bad that sucks. In '90, I was hit head on by a guy who blew a red light. I went thru the windshield with the top of my head (thank God), had 181 stitches in my scalp, totaled my car which I had only had for 3 weeks and ended up being in the red 3,800 dollars!

Glad you are Ok............did it do a lot of damage to your car? Hopefully, you are suing the bitch.

Hekki maybe we should call "clean house" and just dump all our crap on the floor and let them figure it out.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:39pm.

Sorry that happened to you. Sucks ass.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Zappy's picture

@ greenfinch

That is disgusting! I worked for a Dr. whose wife always had food stains on her chest and sleeves and sometimes food in her hair. But that crotch thing is really..nasty. I would have done a drop jaw and stared in horror too :S

*keeps alchohol swabs in my pocket at all times*

paris herpes's picture

iheartHaters, your avie is so mesmerizing, I must GO before I see people in real life doing that mouth thing. CREEPY!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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I would love to share a cheeseboard with them.

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El Bastardo's picture

Thatsnot the pizza i ordered!

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I'm trying to win a role on Mark Gordon's new CW show, Reaper.

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Check out my audition video and vote for me.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:44pm.
Thanks for your advise smurfy and happy hour and ricki? He only made $8k last year, so I doubt he owes.

He does not have a deadline, he can file withinh 3 years and still get his money back.no more than 3 though
tell him not to stress about it.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

missy's picture

yeah, all the restaurants I've worked in have been clean and well run.
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Stoney's picture

Casey's only chance to save her life now is to come out with the truth and beg for forgiveness. That's just my opinion, anyway. I still think it was some sort of neglectful accident followed by a freakout dump of the body.

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Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:36pm.

Stoney ~ I don't have any links but I know there are many websites dedicated to the bitch Casey!

M.E. ~ I would love to be front and center when Baez is told he can't try the case!

I don't know if it's okay or not to put a link to a different blog, but if anybody wants an AWESOME one, let me know and I'll post a link. Just uncertain as to the "netiquette".

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?