Tuesday, April 14th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Domino's Employees Of The Month


Do you remember the dumb bitch who posted a video himself taking a bath in a Burger King sink during his shift? Well, Kristy and Michael are fucking dumber. They shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross shit to the food at Domino's. These two fucktardians then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday. They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.

The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his ass with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan. Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy ass? Well, now you have your answer.

Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two twats were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.

One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right? Click here to see all of their masterpieces.

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Stoney's picture

natasha, Casey Anthony lives in Orlando where they found her two year old daughter's body dead in the woods by her house. Casey claimed the nanny that no one ever saw and who doesn't exist kidnapped her. Casey never reported the child missing.

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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

I have to go clean up our Netflix queue or I will be watching every Jason Statham action movie for the next 3 months. Any good movie sugestions? I am open to all genres.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:21pm.

NaNoop: I'm glad it worked for you. I'm sure it does work out sometimes - Star Jones is holding her own (as much as I hate to admit it) and hasn't blown up again. And I think Al Roker has done pretty well, too.

There SHOULD be a psych evaluation if there isn't already. Why isn't there? There are so many issues around food and eating.

GOOD AND CREDIBLE surgeons insist on psych evals. By GOOD AND CREDIBLE shrinks.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Zappy's picture

NaNoop, I didn't realize you had the surgery. I hope it works for you. Just that the people I know of, didn't change their habits and continue to make excuses for their behavior.

As Hekki said, some people have unrealistic expectations and I think that goes for pretty much anything.

iHeartHaters's picture

drama, let's throw peanuts at it LMFAO

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

omg omg omg!

The shit sponge residue would be sterilized by the heat of the over, right?

*cries*

natasha240's picture

Hey bitches, I live under a rock. What the hell story are you all talking about? Did someone kill a kid? Cliffnotes version please?

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:18pm.

@ NaNoop

That's right, I forgot. We talked about asshole customers one time. People who have the most commonly done gastric bypass (not lap band) have the lowest success likelihood of keeping the weight off. Especially if they still eat rich, fat filled, or sugary foods. The actual "bypass" of the intestines is too short to really be helpful unless the patient really sticks to healthy foods. Those who pack back on the weight are back to old eating habits. They aren't limiting caloric intake, plain and simple. Sweets and booze will totally undo any progress made by the surgery alone.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:20pm.

Damn Falkor just how fucked up are you today?
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I want to drown my troubles away and forget about how much it hurts that now that hes gone.

Im so fucking sad, you have no idea....

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Iheart: Vent away. I'm really glad you & your daughter were okay. ♥

God, even if we ignore the fucking elephant in the room, it still has to draw attention to itself, doesn't it?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

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Submitted by lisaural on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:09pm.
OMG

I'm waiting for my pizza from Domino's right now! If only I had read this first. I think I'm going to be sick. (now I'll be fat and sick)
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Send that shit back. Or, personally, I'd just pretend my ass wasn't home.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Hekki's picture

NaNoop: I'm glad it worked for you. I'm sure it does work out sometimes - Star Jones is holding her own (as much as I hate to admit it) and hasn't blown up again. And I think Al Roker has done pretty well, too.

There SHOULD be a psych evaluation if there isn't already. Why isn't there? There are so many issues around food and eating.

I just remember seeing some documentary about this obese teenager who was dying to have the surgery and he was trying to convince his impoverished mother to pay for it and he wasn't even 18 yet. He was obviously not a good candidate because he had monstrously high expectations of what it would be like after the surgery and he refused to modify his eating habits AT ALL because he was so sure the surgery was going to be the silver bullet. No one could talk any sense into him and I very evilly wished he would get the surgery and suffer terrible side effects and remain obese.

Falkor's picture

I used to work in the mall and I would hear all kinds of stories from the food court people.

Green chicken,
cum in the cajun chicken,
roaches in the chicken

just dont eat chicken when you go to the mall because SOMETHINGS been done to it!

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Zappy's picture

@ IHeart

UGH! I would notify the insurance pronto. Write down your account of the events and even make copies and bring it to the police station to make sure YOUR account is on the record.

Yeah, when my insurance was notified (I live in a small town and it happened the next town over ..also a small town) and the lady goes UGH..they are the worst cops. Some small town cops like to bust balls.

iHeartHaters's picture

I worked a shitload of fast food places and nothing like this ever happened. I did work for a maid service for a while and OMG the shit these girls did...while training me! They got into people's cabinets and everything. I narced on them & they got fired. That is wrong to rifle through someone's personal property. If I ever saw anyone do nast shit to food I'd narc on them too. God that's grody.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Stoney's picture

Damn Falkor just how fucked up are you today?

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Zappy's picture

@ NaNoop

I work for a doctor and a supermarket (lol nice combo eh?). Because I live in this immediate area, I know many of my customers (or perhaps have that kind of face that makes people talk to me and tell me stuff). Alot of my supermarket customers are also patients in this (foot doctor) office. At the supermarket, they know I always have the longest lines, I dispense free advice lol. People just tell me stuff whether I like it or not. At the store, there are about 6 of my customers who have had gastric bypass. Not that that is a significant amount, but it's enough to see the odds of success or not.

And, having a gastric bypass is like having a boob job, people always want someone to know.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:09pm.

I knew there was a reason I hated Dominos.

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KD's picture

Is Charles Manson now posting as luckycharms? I'm so confused.

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:14pm.

Hopefully that bitch will get her shit handed to her. Talking on the phone has GOT to be considered as a possible factor in the accident.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

luscious_t's picture

I worked at Hardee's (midwest's Carl's Jr)in high school and waitressed when I was prego and we didn't do any of that crap at wither place.

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"Zanny" was Xanax, of that, I'm sure. Whether the death was an accident or intentional, I can't decide. I'd like to think it was neglect gone wrong - but all those computer searches sadly make me suspect otherwise.

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I once worked with a woman who'd had gastric bypass. She totally didn't change her eating habits - ate whatever she wanted whenever she wanted all day long. She actually had a weird odor coming off her - I think because all those unnatural ingredients had no other way to pass than via the skin - and she had terrible gas. She'd also have the worst smelling trips to the bathroom. She'd actually go upstairs and it was so foul and strong we could smell it downstairs. I am not making this up nor am i exaggerating. She, too, was a terrible and inappropriate dresser - I think because she had been overwight for so long that she overcompensated once she'd lost some.

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M.E.'s picture

I just did my brothers taxes in what? 30 minutes!?!? THANK YOU HORZ!

Falkor's picture

I need to write a mutafuckin song!

recognisable.
indescribable.
irreplaceable.
hops right on that pole.

oohhh baby baby
please take me take me
dont let me let me
use shake n bakey

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KD's picture

I don't like the sauce on Domino's Pizza, and I guess now I know why..

iHeartHaters's picture

Zappy~

That sounds exactly like my situation. If the person making a left-hand turn is at fault then fine. But why isn't the person speeding & trying to blow a yellow/red light while talking on a cell phone not being held accountable?? I hate small town cops. The ones that cause all the damage never have insurance. I am just thankful my daughter is okay. She was freaked out but not hurt physically. My airbag didn't deploy which was a miracle, and I immediately got out of the car and yelled at this woman "Look what you did to my car!!! My child is in the back!!" She acted like I wasn't even there and then started her limping shit. She still had the GD phone in her hand!!!! OMFG I was so pissed off! I am sure she got jostled around but she was not hurt. No blood. The teenage boys were bleeding, they took the brunt of the whole crash. The kid in the passenger seat of the first car she hit was BAD. I still don't know if he is okay or not. She should be charged with reckless driving or something. Those kids were hurt badly. Sorry I need to shut up now. Thank you everyone for talking about it. It helps a lot and a lot of people go through it.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Never liked Domino's. I don't eat fast food, but I do go to restaurants, and I do get a case of the running blow-barfs every now & then. That which does not kill you makes you wish it had.

Meanwhile, this guy's not wearing gloves, either. Isn't that a gd RULE with food service??

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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:09pm.

@ Hekki

Zappy, what type of store do you work at? Just curious where you would see several people post op?

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

Newspapertaxy's picture

Oh my word - I wanted to come through my screen and beat the shit out of those 2 pieces of trash. How would they feel if someone did this to them? I swear, we should be allowed to shoot people like that in this country. Now I want to go and fart on that girl's face just like that dude did to the salami. Disgusting pigs.

luckycharms's picture

CHARLES MANSON
NANCY GRACE IS FUCKING UNWATCHABLE. TOT MOM FUCKING THIS. TOT MOM FUCKING THAT. JUST CALL THE FUCKER BY HER NAME. GODDAMN THAT IS SO FUCKING STUPID.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:06pm.
Falkor: No, I know she is. She's horrible, but when we both hate the same person, it's very gratifying to see her spew venom at them.

I'm also annoyed and disappointed that she never pointed her pitchfork at OctoCunt.

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Pitchfork!!!!!???????? Who has my pitchfork and is using it without MY permission? No one can use MY pitchfork and get away with it! I can't believe I never noticed it was missing! Who is the thieving biotch!?

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Falkor's picture

I like Dominos because you can actually get REAL bacon instead of canadian bacon on your pizza there.

Real bacon pizza is soooo good!

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:04pm.

LOL at Stoney's new co-worker. She sounds AWFUL.

Gastric bypass surgery is the biggest fucking joke ever.

May I humbly disagree? What they need to do in mandate psych evals for the people seeking such a procedure. That is why some of the weight loss surgeries DON'T "work". Because the people eat around the modification. They have big time issues that they aren't dealing with.
I speak from personal experience when I say that gastric bypass (and there are several different kinds) CAN be a life changing tool, but the person who has it HAS TO COMPLY with after surgery behavior modification. THAT'S WHERE THE PROBLEMS REALLY ARE.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:04pm.

so true!

in the words of ricky gervais put down the fucking fork, go for a run you lazy selfish cunt... or something to that effect!

lisaural's picture

OMG

I'm waiting for my pizza from Domino's right now! If only I had read this first. I think I'm going to be sick. (now I'll be fat and sick)

Im a Princess's picture

I haven't had Domino's in forever. I think it's sorta nasty!!

Word...

Zappy's picture

@ Hekki

I hate to admit it, but every customer (at the store) that has had gastric bypass has put on at least 50% of the weight if not more that they lost. I have a cousin who had the lap band. She eats less but puts more butter and syrup on pancakes, etc. She still gets her calories. And these surgeries are not without other drawbacks. Lapband can get stuck and cause chest pains. When my daughter was in the hospital for her Eating Disorder, she had a roommate who was hospitalized because she couldn't eat (after gastric bypass). It was painful to her. One of my customers (at the store) brags she's a size 8 after gastric bypass. Yeah a size 8 plus plus :S.

Tyroan's picture

I have boycotted dominos for years because their ceo donates millions to anti-choice and kooky religious organizations.

As I recall their pizza sucks too, so its no big deal.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
devilgirl. dun dun DUN!!!!! I knew it! if you know what I'm talkin 'bout. Here we go a-fucking-gain...

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Yup! We are on same page!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Dallas's picture

Cindy Anthony is still enabling her daughter by not telling the friggin truth. The way she acted in that deposition made me want to slap her also. I would put money on the table that George Anthony will file for divorce after the trial is over if, not before!

Hahaha! I just called my local Domino's and asked them if this kind of fuckery goes on there, the manger told me that they are installing camera's in their store next Monday! Hahahaha! I won't eat Domino's until next week I guess!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Hekki's picture

Falkor: No, I know she is. She's horrible, but when we both hate the same person, it's very gratifying to see her spew venom at them.

I'm also annoyed and disappointed that she never pointed her pitchfork at OctoCunt.

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she's right here, she's very recognisable actually....
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:01pm.

i think this frequently myself when i see certain people....

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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:02pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Casey Anthony is innocent???

Um, YES! Can you explain why exactly that is? Unless she's trying to act like she did it...if so, than she's doing a really swell job. If you commit the worst kind of murder there is (killing a child- esp your own) you should atleast try to act innocent.
Word...

Miss Thang's picture

devilgirl. dun dun DUN!!!!! I knew it! if you know what I'm talkin 'bout. Here we go a-fucking-gain...

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

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open posts move too fast for my pothead ass :(
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Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:57pm.

NaNoop ~ Post that link please!

Here it is: (word of warning- it is ADDICTIVE)
www.twistedmysterywriter.com

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:00pm.

Stoney: Casey will go to her grave pretending that Zanny stole her baby. And so will her parents. They could have a video of her killing Caylee and she's still deny it. I don't understand why Nancy Grace sticks up for Cindy Anthony, either. She was an aggravating factor and enabled her daughter to do what she did.
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Yes I think that Anthony mother is just as bad & a liar as her daughter. She is basically letting her daughter get away with killing her grandbaby. They are all fucked imho.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"