Open Post: Hosted By Domino's Employees Of The Month
Do you remember the dumb bitch who posted a video himself taking a bath in a Burger King sink during his shift? Well, Kristy and Michael are fucking dumber. They shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross shit to the food at Domino's. These two fucktardians then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday. They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.
The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his ass with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan. Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy ass? Well, now you have your answer.
Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two twats were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.
One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right? Click here to see all of their masterpieces.
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Is it possible to break your wrist in your sleep? Seriously, my wrist is killing me right now. I can bend it up and down, I just can't twist it. I woke up with it hurting yesterday, like I slept on it funny, but it still hurts.
MC, that is the magic of Mickey Rourke. LOL
Seriously though, I just couldn't find a hotter pic of him from his pretty years that was the right size... *sigh*
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
The thing about Casey Anthony is that she's told so damned many lies, for instance:
* That the reason she had a "nanny" is that she had a job to go to. In truth, she'd been fired 3 mos. prior.
* That Zenaida Gonzalez was the nanny, even though Anthony couldn't pick her out of a line-up
* The reason she partied so much during the month Caylee was missing is that Gonzalez was telling her through Myspace to go to this place & that place - or else. (That's a good one.)
* Caylee had called her during the month she was missing. Cell phone records show this isn't true. Anthony has also never been able to produce a cell phone # for Gonzalez.
What I think happened is that she went to sedate her dau that day & accidentally killed her. She panicked & put the body in the back of her car until she could figure out what to do with it, a couple days later. By then the car smelled so bad she abandoned it, hoping someone would steal it, which didn't happen.
What's telling is that when a small body was found in the woods by her house in December, Anthony had a breakdown in jail. Why? Because she knew they had finally found Caylee. Any other mother would be saying to herself, "That's not her," but Casey knew it was her daughter b/c she put her there. She knew the game was up.
Cindy Anthony's going to crack any day now. Deep down, she KNOWS what happened. If she doesn't admit it to herself, she's not going to last.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
It does look like the same dude.
Ok falkor, are you la cucaracha? I need to know in case I need to kill myself.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:02pm.
NaNoop: Good link! I will be on that shit all night now, after I strap the kids to their beds.
YOU'RE GONNA DIG IT. Happy reading!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
no answer? I'll take that as an AFFIRMATIVE
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:00pm.
Do you not recognize the guy in the photo? It's the Choker dude!
Trust, it's one and the same!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:00pm.
what are we talking about in this lower chat?
CTH brings back such memories...
those grand ol' times of lower chats and such.
Damn, those were some good times.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Miss Thang - I am giving your avie side eye. Sometimes I think 'damn from this angle he looks almost... tasty'. And then other times I think... 'mmm not so much'
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:00pm.
what are we talking about in this lower chat?
Pizza Booger Taxes!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Ugh the others ones are even worse. That girl is stupid old bitch who will never be anything in life other than a dumb whore working at Dominos no wonder that bitch is so bitter. And she keeps saying "unsuspecting customer" stupid bitch.
I have a serious question:
Does anyone know what has happened to our very own Gyeah? She hasn't been around for weeks and I am just a little worried. Does anyone email with her? Is she ok?
Thanks, if anyone knows an answer to my query.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
NaNoop: Good link! I will be on that shit all night now, after I strap the kids to their beds.
Falkor: are you a cockroach?
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:58pm.
Enjoy your day, Zappy!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Falkor- Ahhh, got it. Kind of like when you are just about to bust out crying, but you don't want to and someone is like "What's wrong?" and you scream LEAVE ME ALONE! because you don't want to cry or even think about it.
Yah, just give it time. Time does heal all wounds, for the most part.
And Hook, Line and Sinker is a common phrase. especially if you are into fishing.
chistine,
gastric bypass, fast food horrors, uninsured drivers, weird new coworkers, nancy grace, computer viruses and casey anthony
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
What a couple of asswipes.
*gives entire thread MAJOR side-eye*
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
one and the same Stoney, trust me on this one
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Lower chats LOLOLOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Are we sure falkor is la cuca? They could be two completely different codependent trainwrecks, you know.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:55pm.
*gives Clitty to Stoney*
She's a bit sleepy after the six Valium I gave her.
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what are we talking about in this lower chat?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:58pm.
Hag?? I'm an old whore, dammit!
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I know, I just don't like using that whore word.
Oops, I just did.
Falkor... I haven't really been on myspace in a long time. And I don't go to your or anyone associated with you's page, so that would be a no.
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:49pm.
kate773: I'm obsessed with the Anthony case, too. There is so much dark fuckery going on there, I can't believe those people don't have horns growing out of their heads. It's not just that there's ONE crazy person in that house. Seems like they ALL are. It's byzantine...
Kinda reminds me of "Capturing The Friedmans" where the whole family was inCREDibly dysfunctional and fucked for a couple of generations. If you haven't seen it, you should. Dark dark shit masquerading as normal suburban life. *shudder*
You guys should check out that link I posted. Obviously you love MK's writing style, you will probably really dig the writer's style on the Caylee murder case. That bitch is so fucking dead on and ruthlessly dissects the Anthony's family dynamics. She goes very in depth on the whole case. HIGHLY RECOMMEND you check it out.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
@ NaNoop
You are correct about that! I think the biggest problem with most things these days is wanting instant results.
As my trainer and nutritionist at the gym kept infusing me with: "Small goals, big results"
Time to go home early! YAY!
Have fun
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:47pm.
hook, line, and sinker, man. It never fails
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WHOA.
Did you sneak your way onto a certain person myspace because I sent someone an April fools joke where I used that exact same "hook, line" phrase which was later posted in a bulletin.
Odd coincidence!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Hag?? I'm an old whore, dammit!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:50pm.
Look this is probably going to sound mean and heartless, but it's a good piece of advice:
If you aren't on drugs, then get on some, I rec. pot.
Forget the guy, he's gone, he's a loser and you will find another one soon enough! Give the remaining losers aroun d you a chance to fill the void he left.
Convos are a dime a dozen from men, especially online or on the phone. You can call a 900 number and be just as entertained by their brilliance as you can by his.
Move on to the next weirdo and lighten up! Someone will be mean and hateful to you again, just be patient!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
You are such a fucking drama queen, falkor.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:54pm.
Don't even bother with that absentee bunghole scratching fucking dad, el b. Give the lil shit to me. *sigh*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by KD on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:31pm.
I cant comment.
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Why not? I"m not very mean, like most of this other hags. :D Sorry hags.
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Trust.
Its not about you...I just cant go into it.
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
KD I hear ya, I hate pc issues. They are enough to make a person pull their own effin hair out by the roots. Plus waiting for someone to fix the shit. UGGG
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Fucking GROSS! They should be arrested one for being STUPID and two for being gross inbred fucking tards.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:41pm.
I know, it IS hard as fucking hell to change some things, sometimes.
You'll find a balance when you're ready to do the things you've been wanting or needing to. I think sometimes gradual change helps, instead of cold turkey. Depends on the situation.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:52pm.
I stopped logging on to facebook after it destroyed two hard drives. That shit is fucking RANK with germs.
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Clitty wants to go home. Should I send her to you or ElB?
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:51pm.
I seriously doubt it. I bet she thinks splashing the words "tot mom" across the screen is better for ratings.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:49pm.
I also hate how Nancy calls Casey the tot mom....grrrr! And I wish she would fucking shut up about her fucking IVF crotch fruit. Oh yeah, and no one fucking cares that you USED to practice law. You are a fucking tabloid tv show host with bad helmet hair now, so STFU!
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Her kids look like little gremlins! Just hideous!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
HI NaNoop and Haters! Thanks for the luv! XD
snowwie is so right.. i been biting mah tongue 'bout dat hair-don't for a minute now.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I stopped logging on to facebook after it destroyed two hard drives. That shit is fucking RANK with germs.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
ok HAGS! and KD! I am outie, as my mom would say "BE HAVE!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:50pm.
Hi Girly!
Stoney- i wonder if she knows another Casey, so she can't bring herself to say the name. Did she explain it?
Submitted by KD on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:41pm.
Ok, I guess I'm invisible today. *think of something insulting to say, think of something insulting to say* Meh, I got nothing. I just want to go home.
Hi KD, whassup hwore?!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:48pm.
seriously Falkor: I am sick of looking at that Something about Mary hair~do of his! LOL
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OMG! ROFLMALTC! I just spit juice out all over the place Snowy! Jeez, at least warn a girl b4 you unleash the ultra funny! Hahahahaha! You are so right!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:49pm.
Oh ok.. thanks for the update.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:41pm.
For fucks sakes girl, pick yourself up by the boot straps and get on with it!
No one's life is great! If it's over a worthless guy, who fucking cares, there are other losers in the sea to be abused by!
Quit being a Debbie Downer and don't be talking stupid and all will be well!
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Its so hard...harder than I ever knew it would be.
I liked him more than I liked me, and we have these awesome convos...and it just sucks that I cant get up and go see him like i used to.
It really sucks, it really hurts. Every guy I meet I compare to him and no one even comes close to measuring up to what he was.
I dont know if I loved him, but I miss him like crazy!!!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.