Open Post: Hosted By Domino's Employees Of The Month
Do you remember the dumb bitch who posted a video himself taking a bath in a Burger King sink during his shift? Well, Kristy and Michael are fucking dumber. They shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross shit to the food at Domino's. These two fucktardians then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday. They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.
The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his ass with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan. Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy ass? Well, now you have your answer.
Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two twats were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.
One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right? Click here to see all of their masterpieces.
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IF YOU WANT ATTENTION, JUST SAY SO? Don't make up all this stupid shit to get it!
My God! If you aren't on drugs, you bloody well should be!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
M.E. - I know remember for like 2 weeks when we could post pics and shit in the comments. That was wonderful. You hors say some funny shit, but when you can back it up with a visual aide... sensational!
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Yo
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
It doesn't matter what city you live in, if it was a big enough tragedy, it will be national news.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:50pm.
Me, too. My computer is totally under utilized. We sound like we have about the same operating skillz!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
this is a seven layer cake of wrongness...
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Leaders dream and talk.
Subordinates plan and do...
Look "falkor", we do not actually care about your attention whore stories.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Hey
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
LMFAO I can't take it anymore!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
MC - I keep asking MK to re enable emoticons.
He used to have them here. :(
She can't just go, she has to throw in that someone died & shit?? It boggles.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Roach is most definitely back.
*buys ten gallon Raid from home depot*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:41pm.
macs don't get viruses right?
I hope not- cuz that's what I'm using and I can't fix my way out of a paper bag when it comes to computers...
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MAC's so far, are immune to the latest virus, but there are some out there targeted for Macs.
I am like you, I fear any type of computer malfunction, cuz I am so stupid when it comes to computers. I can turn them off, on and get my email and scan a few things and surf the net, otherwise I am hopeless! Sad, bcuz I have a great MAC that can do almost anything!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Falkor, please stay the fuck away.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
So while I was gone, fucking with viruses...what did I miss here?
Okaay!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
I wish I could make that laughing my ass off face that you can do in the forums right now
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Did yer moms neighbor get choked the fuck out?
*sits on express to hell*
Duuudde. these people were supposed to be here 10 mins. ago!
oh, speak of the debil, as they pull up
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
great, roach-troll is back?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Oh fer Christ Sakes.....!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
It seriously blows my mind.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Meh.
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
That's what I said too MissT, great advice totally wasted on that one LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:44pm.
No shit! our IT guys only work on the PCs. we got no one to help me if mine goes down!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:41pm.
NaNoop is so nice :)
Awww, shucks.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Happy Hour on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 3:50pm.
Hi Girly!
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*waving at Happy Hour* hi hun! :) - how are you?
Charles, sweetie, please don't waste your time on Falkor. She's insane. And not in a fun or funny way. Moreso in an annoying and scary way.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:41pm.
macs don't get viruses right?
I hope not- cuz that's what I'm using and I can't fix my way out of a paper bag when it comes to computers...
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
bitchette - MACs are not virus fool proof, just, according to my IT guy, MAC users only make up about 40% if not less of the users world wide, so virus and malware creators target PC users due to them being more of the user population. They want to hit as many as possible.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:34pm.
HELLO WE ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU FUCKING FREAK!
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I cant answer it and thats all i'm go say!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
"RACIAL TERM" = racist term
LOL
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
La Kook/Falcor is a pedophile.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:38pm.
How do so many people completely miss the point of Open Post?
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*falling off chair laffin*
No shit eh?! We old ass hos are finally allowed somewhere to spew off-topic and we still get shit for it! Damn, a bitch can't win!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:40pm.
ROTFLMAO!
*goes straight to hell*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
iHeart, nope. Completely different. Hopefully this site is still safe for me. I'd die without you horz.
If it comes back, then I'm fucked outta here.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:37pm.
Noop~
Thanks iHeart. I will try the breast down next time. I had such a pain tying those legs and wings up, I should have done it BEFORE rubbing the chicken with oil. {{yes, I'm retarded like that}}
I can't wait to have some! I'm so HONGRAY.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
NaNoop is so nice :)
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
macs don't get viruses right?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by one_two_three_do_me on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:37pm.
I thought I'd be commenting on this video the low lifes from Dominoes made but everyone here is like in a different dimension with their posts so fuck it.
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This is open post. You can talk about whatever you want!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:34pm.
@luckycharles
whats a slopehead?
CHARLES MANSON
ITS A RACIAL TERM REFERRING TO JAPS AND VIETCONG. OF COURSE WE ALL FUCKING LOVE OUR GOOD JAPS AND VIETNAMISE BUT THEY WERE JUST FUCKING BRUTAL DURING WWII AND VIETNAMN. SO IN THAT FUCKING CONTEXT IT IS JUSTIFIED. DONT USE THE TERM IN PUBLIC OR THE WORKPLACE THOUGH.
Is it that Conficker shit, M.E.?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
It amazes me how far plenty of losers will go just to get some attention. Is it due to a low IQ or boredom or retardation or the lack of education or all of them combined?. I don't mind funny home-made videos but these people are so stupid and bland, they can't figure out that recording yourself doing stupid shit with food at WORK is the a super dumbass thing to do... unless they don't mind being sued or fired and being watched by loads of people and being called a RETARD.
If you don't like what you do at work every day maybe it's just time to quit and look for another job. If you just hate working at fast-food restaurants maybe it's time to get an education and throw the stone higher. These people are so idiotic, man!. Anyway, that broad really need some lip collagen. Her lips are way too thin. They annoy me.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
MC, THANK YOU. Stole the words right outta mah mouf.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by one_two_three_do_me on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:37pm.
Open.post.
Some people are so thick!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Bitches, the viruses are OUT right now. I've been out of commission since lunch thanks to something that spawned from one of the three web sites I visited today. My IT guy said it most likely came through a legitimate site through the banner.
It's called Spyware Protect 2009 and it AINT spyware protection. It installs itself on your task bar as a grey sheild and keeps prompting you to run it's scan that you have "x" amount of potential harmful viruses on your computer, but it, itself is the virus.
Be careful!
Submitted by one_two_three_do_me on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:37pm.
I thought I'd be commenting on this video the low lifes from Dominoes made but everyone here is like in a different dimension with their posts so fuck it.
This is an open post, homie- jump right in! We've been talking about that Domino's fuckery all along IN ADDITION to some other shit. Comment on what ever you want to.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
LMAO Stoney OMFG
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
How do so many people completely miss the point of Open Post?
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:35pm.
food network is my go to for recipes.
and of course The Joy of Cooking for methods and times.
that book has everything under the sun in it!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'