Open Post: Hosted By Domino's Employees Of The Month
Do you remember the dumb bitch who posted a video himself taking a bath in a Burger King sink during his shift? Well, Kristy and Michael are fucking dumber. They shot an entire mini-series of themselves doing nasty gross shit to the food at Domino's. These two fucktardians then uploaded all the videos to YouTube yesterday. They really wasted their genius by working at Domino's.
The videos were later taken off of YouTube, but GoodAsYou managed to snag all of them including one of Michael wiping his ass with a sponge and then using it to clean a pan. Have you always wondered why the pizza from Domino's tasted like greasy ass? Well, now you have your answer.
Apparently, corporate found out about the videos, contacted the franchise in North Carolina and the two twats were fired. Domino's is also looking into possibly taking legal action against the two.
One of the most disturbing parts in all the videos is when Kristy confesses that she's reading sTori Telling. That explains everything, right? Click here to see all of their masterpieces.
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Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:28pm.
I hope you feel better soon. I hate when I ain't feelin' right.
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Fenk yew!!!!!!!! Bloooooooop!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:28pm.
I hope you feel better soon. I hate when I ain't feelin' right.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
for christ's sweet sake, everyone hit the "Ignore"
button.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Ha ha ha ahhashahah
I found out these two service techs that used to work here were blooping my boss every day by taking his favorite cup into the bathroom first thing in the morning and rubbing their nuts all over the rim. AH HA HA HA BLOOPTIMES FOR BOSSMAN
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Alright, so I just watched the video - partly - and I have to say that's mighty disgusting. You know how many hard working, deserving people are in the need for jobs and these two fuckers decide to not do work and fuck around while they are lucky to be employed. Ugh. Seriously. And fuck this ho for giving Kristys out there a bad name. Fucking rat tail looking bitch!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:23pm.
Who here thinks Falkor tells the truth EVER, raise your hand...
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Mmmkay, youre absolutely right!
Where the event I was talking about earlier happened is nowhere near where my mom lives...its near where my godson lives!
No wait....its near where I work!
No wait....there was no event, I was just looking for attention!
No wait.....I was the person who theevent was done to and am typing from beyond the grave! You hoes watch ghost adventures so I know you know its totally possible!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:22pm.
Maybe it's a poo baby?
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Here's some TMI. Yesterday I had the worst gas pain ever and over the past 24 it, along with everything else due to the size and force of the air pocket, has, well, been expelled. It's definitely not a poo baby.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:23pm.
Who here thinks Falkor tells the truth EVER, raise your hand...
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My hand is on the floor LMAO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
*vomits*
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:19pm.
Iheart, I feel your pain. I know it sucks right now in terms of the finances of youir car being fucked up, but it sounds like it could be a hell of a lot worse. Some dick blew through a red light and tboned my car on my side. I no longer have a spleen, and was on nearly 6mo of bedrest because I was pregnant at the time. As sucky as it was, I"m so fucking grateful that it wasn't worse--my daughter could have been in my car. And now, I have a better, safer cute little Prius.
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Yeah that's what I keep thinking, how much worse it could have been. It's just a major fucking ass pain and the police aren't making the person who caused the accident pay for her actions.
Damn that is scary, you must've gotten hurt really bad. I'm glad you are okay now. That's some major stuff right there, especially being pregnant. I think licenses are way too easy to obtain and people that abuse their driving privileges need stiffer penalties. Thanks for sharing your story. It really does help to know that this stuff happens all the time. Venting works! lol
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:17pm.
I am resonable and it is YOUR avie. Something less Pedi-ish please!
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That man in my avie loves full grown woman poon!
Theres nothing pedo about him!
Trust that!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Woah trolls don't make happy times..
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Who here thinks Falkor tells the truth EVER, raise your hand...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:04pm.
*rubs LCT's tummy*
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Sank you belly mush. That feels better. I've got those weird unexplained nervous jittery tummy jumbles.
Maybe it's a poo baby?
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
idiots ~ Glad you are Ok as well as your daughter!
Falkor, GO THE FUCK AWAY, YOU USELESS FUCKING SLAG!!!!!!!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:03pm.
*looks outside*
Great. Gusts of wind upto 65 miles an hour reported.
I HATE WIND!
Does anybody else get migraines if you are outside on a windy day? The wind fucks me UP. I try to avoid it or at least wrap my frickin' head up. I look stupid as all get out, but at least I can function for the rest of the day.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:17pm.
I am resonable and it is YOUR avie. Something less Pedi-ish please!
Thanx!
Edit- Pedo, not pedi, although I don't want to see his feet either!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:00pm.
Big props to the Dominos communication manager who responded to the videos. He handled it as well as he could have.
Not only do I save money by cooking at home, I don't have to deal with douche bags like this.
I agree with the way Domino's handled it. Sucks to be them when it comes to this.
Also, I can relate to cooking at home. Or, I should say BURNING food at home :( My chicken is dehydrated :( Oh, well I'm trying to save money and be more frugal. Seeing this shit makes it easier to deny my cravings for fast food and restaurants. You just NEVER know what fuckery is afoot!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Iheart, I feel your pain. I know it sucks right now in terms of the finances of youir car being fucked up, but it sounds like it could be a hell of a lot worse. Some dick blew through a red light and tboned my car on my side. I no longer have a spleen, and was on nearly 6mo of bedrest because I was pregnant at the time. As sucky as it was, I"m so fucking grateful that it wasn't worse--my daughter could have been in my car. And now, I have a better, safer cute little Prius.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:10pm.
Falkor, just a question:
Seriously, is there any possible way you could get a different avie? Your dude gives me creepy vibes. I know you love him and all, but it really grosses me out having to see him every day.
Maybe a photo of the back of his head would be nice.
Sincerely,
Devilgirl
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If I changed it, it would just be another picture of the same person.....be that person me or someone else.
I have cuter ones ill try to upload, maybe that will make you happy!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
I'm done.............time to ignore!
LCT - Oh I know that feeling, when your mind is saying no biggie, everything's fine, but your nerves are like OMG Whatthefuckisgoingonhere maaaaan
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
iheart ~ Neither do I! I can't stomach being around negative people. If you have a problem, tell me and let's talk about it and move the fuck on. I don't read fucking minds!
Sometimes you just have bad days where you smell funny, and your lip is broken out in sores and someone just cussed you the fuck out for who knows what reason and I come here to vent on those days!
Does not represent the whole of my life and my relationships with folks.
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Cool, maybe Kuku finally left to "go pick up her mom". You know, on account of someone dying over there & stuff. Jesus Christ that shit gets old fast. Sorry but I have no patience at ALL.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Falkor, just a question:
Seriously, is there any possible way you could get a different avie? Your dude gives me creepy vibes. I know you love him and all, but it really grosses me out having to see him every day.
Maybe a photo of the back of his head would be nice.
Sincerely,
Devilgirl
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:07pm.
LCT - I get those about an hour before a full blown panic attack when the shit starts to get thick. Everything ok?
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Oh yeah... I think I misinterpreted something someone said and it supremely freaked me out so now it's having to talk my mind out of no freakout existing.
Whoa. It got weird in here.
LCT - I get those about an hour before a full blown panic attack when the shit starts to get thick. Everything ok?
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
I don't know Falkor nor do I know the bastard that she seems to be in love with! What I do know is that she was around (under many different names) when I first started coming to Dlisted and she is one sick puppy.
Anyone that would allow a man to touch them in the manner that this asshole did, needs to be shot. They are a dime a dozen..........you need help. Serious help! Please do yourself and the people around you (if there are any) a favor and seek medical attention. You were talking about Brookhaven earlier well, guess what precious, they have a phsyc ward for folks like you! Give them a call.
Falkor, you disgust me on so many different levels it's not even funny.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
edit edit edit
Team ItsTotallyTooLateDudeTheJigIsUp
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:04pm.
*rubs LCT's tummy*
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Sank you belly mush. That feels better. I've got those weird unexplained nervous jittery tummy jumbles.
Go pick up you mom already. Shit.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
*rubs LCT's tummy*
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
MC - Mr. Shockey face. Dude is ALWAYS appropriate!!!
M.E. - I don't even use the emotis that often, but sometimes, that laughing dude is just perfect for the situation
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
I mildly feel like vomiting.
*looks outside*
Great. Gusts of wind upto 65 miles an hour reported.
I HATE WIND!
Does your mom like to get choked too?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I just had the worst experience of my life with Domino's Wrestlemania weekend, so I'm glad these dumb bitches are getting called out for the stupid shit that they do. Fuck 'em!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Sandbitch - before he switched and was at blogspot, we had emoticons.
I am partial to them. But I understand those who hate them.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:50pm.
Me, too. My computer is totally under utilized. We sound like we have about the same operating skillz!
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I feel guilty, like my MAC is saying "Why did I end up with her, she knows nothing and is really not deserving of me!"
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Big props to the Dominos communication manager who responded to the videos. He handled it as well as he could have.
Not only do I save money by cooking at home, I don't have to deal with douche bags like this.
You know what, lets just drop it.
Yeah, I wasnt here when pics were allowed.
That sounds pretty cool...
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Hmmm, call me weird, but if my mom was next door to a massacre, I wouldn't be hanging out on dlisted with a bunch of horz! I would be getting my mom!
Call me crayzay, but that would be my priority!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 4:51pm.
MC - I keep asking MK to re enable emoticons.
He used to have them here. :(
==I posted a while back that the day I see an emoticon on dlisted is the day I punch my laptop in the guts.
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MC - that was some fun shit!
I am forum grounded sayz me IT man.
BOO HOO!
I got an idea. Let's hook up Kuka with Dot. They can try to out-drama each other & manipulate each other till the sun goes down. *eyeroll*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"