The Biggest Star At Tori Spelling's Book Party
How did the tranny frog get the reclusive gaysian unicorn known as Bobby Trendy to come to her stupid ass book party? It must have been an accident. Bobby was probably nearby when he heard his mating call: the click from a camera. It beckoned him to bring a little glamour to this overall fug affair. And I'm glad he did, because otherwise we wouldn't get to see how he reworked the vagina prom dress to make it work for him. Now the fat pink pussy on his chest matches the one on his ass. And is it just me or does Bobby kind of look like a ladyboy version of Phyllis Diller here?
That dumb bitch Kelly Taylor also came out when she should've stayed home with her head in a big bowl of VO5! Bitch's hair looks like Sarah Jessica Parker's next meal. That shit looks highly flammable. One flame is all it takes... Luckily, Jennie didn't stand anywhere near Bobby.
Here's the rest of the whores from last night's dreadful affair including, Kim Kardassian, Preparation H's arch rival Lisa Rinna, Creepy McDermott, Harry Hamlin and Rodney Stranger's twin sister Patti.
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Submitted by TheStraightMan on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 5:12pm.
The only thing uglier than pictures of Bobby Trendy is seeing Bobby Trendy in person.
Tranny was in Fred Segal and clack clacked by in his whore heels. We joined in with the staff who were doing a stellar job of ignoring him.
---I beg to differ - check out whoress hilton in Amerstam yesterday..
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The only thing uglier than pictures of Bobby Trendy is seeing Bobby Trendy in person.
Tranny was in Fred Segal and clack clacked by in his whore heels. We joined in with the staff who were doing a stellar job of ignoring him.
Tori looks like she got beat the fuck down with an ugly stick.
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Aw I like Patti.
U know your book is gonna be a hit if Bobby Trendy is at your book party. On another note, Tori's boobs need to write a book of their own explaining to all of us WTF is up with them.
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Tori needs to gain weight. Then her head wouldn't look so hippo-like. She at least looked presentable when she made that appearance on Drag Race. And I'm pretty sure she was around 20 pounds heavier then.
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What is going on with Spelling's boobs! YIKES
Now that Tori has joined the Anorexic Club, her head is even MORE humongous!! If that's even possible...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Bobby Trendy is the disgusting.
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Am I the only one who is sick enough to notice that Bobby is ALWAY WEARING THE SAME, DAMN BOOTS????
Damn, girl. Get your boney ass down to Payless.
I can't get enough of Bobby Trendy. That bitch knows how to pose for the camera. He probably attended Barbizon school for modeling.
Tori is pure trash. AND she is one of the UGLIEST people ever, I truly think it comes from the inside. I find her to be REPULSIVE. Her and her creepy ass husband. YUCK.
where are the beautiful people at this party? kk is the only one that looks good...
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Bobby's the prettiest girl there.
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tory scares meee
At least Tori's kids are cute. There, I said something nice...
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Douchechill!
Hekki, the only thing she did was fix her horsey nose! Far as I can tell, you mean she spent thousands on plastic surgery and you can't tell the difference?! FOR SHAME!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Tori Spelling looks like a frightening FRIGHTENING puppet. Her horse head is merely accentuated by those oogly red chops and frail body. YIKES
Poor Harry. All he needs is bifocals, a newspaper to hide behind and a tape with hours of 'MMhum...That's nice. Really? Ok dear" on it to hide behind.
He looks like he's been phoning it in for years now.
It makes me feel good to look at her because it reminds me that HA! Money can't buy beauty or grace. Makes up for all the other times when i have to see other celebs showing off this obscene cash they re making out of... well nothing most of the time.
Now, Bobby Trendy. What in your opinion, is more gay for a man? Wearing a gigantic satin vagina or refusing to wear such things?
What book party? Did Tori write another book? I think MK left out a vital piece of information.
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I wasn't aware there was a Goodwill bin in Beverly Hills.
Trendy is for certain the power bottom to top power bottoms! I think a porn vid with him being banged would make for amazing entertainment... certainly moreso than a book by Spelling.
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Tori has a face not even a mother could love. Damn that is one ugly bitch. God had mercy on those children because they don't love anything like her. How I am managing to look at her breast and not puke, is beyond me. Her husband has to touch those things.*shudders* But, hey, anything to live the good life. Why is she even putting out a book? No person would every take advice from this fool about anything.
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Submitted by paris herpes: "... but the reality is is that she is totally fugly in the face so no amount of weight lost will do anything to fix her face. That's what plastic surgery is for, honey!"
I must vigorously disagree!
Tori has HAD plenty of plastic surgery on her mug already. She is a prime example of someone who can't be fixed with plastic surgery. There is NOTHING a plastic surgeon can do to her that will make her look better. Nothing. Like TaterHead Willis or Mickey Rourke or Kathy Griffin.
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SHE CANT HELP THE WAY SHE FUCKING LOOKS. SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER BUTT UGLY FATHER. AT LEAST SHE TRIES WITH ALL HER GODDAMN FUCKING MIGHT TO STAY TRIM AND PROP HERSELF UP SOMEWHAT. NOW THE ADULTRY HUSBAND STEALING IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FUCKING STORY. NOW THAT IS GODDAMN FUCKING UGLY BUSINESS.
everyone in these pics got beat hard with the ugly stick, but i think kim k looks very pretty here, i love the dress, and she just seems very sweet and classy in this pic. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Her boob job is so fucking hideous!
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What I find ironic about Tori is that she lost all this weight thinking the reason why she wasn't relevant or popular was because she was fat from her last pregnancy...but the reality is is that she is totally fugly in the face so no amount of weight lost will do anything to fix her face. That's what plastic surgery is for, honey! She also needs to find a replacement for Mimi LaRue, because that dog MADE her relevant!
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greenfinch I must have missed that one but yeah, these guys don't know what they want, they basically just want to get laid. LOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:39pm.
That episode was awesome except for the fact that the guy seemed kind of finnicky. And that woman, Heidi was it? She was frickin' gorgeous. It was just a really good match, since usually the millionare guys are matched with barbie-ish chicks who aren't even close to matching them.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:41pm.
the other one i saw was where the hot jewish guy who only wanted to date jewish girls was at the mixer with the ugly perver jewish guy who only wanted to date jewish girls and they both picked the like only non jewish girl in the room...and she of course picked the hot guy and the other girl that he hot guy went out with got all bitchy and cryie being like well he obviously doenst want to settle down if hes choosing that girl cause shes not jewish blah blah blah...so then she agreed to go out with the other dude and he dressed her up like a hooker and took her to some vodka bar and then refused to return her calls when she wouldnt sleep with him... like this show so frustrating lol
like why go on and say you only want this blah blah blah and then pick like the total opposite.
Ha HA greenfinch: I saw that one too, what a Lew HEWHEW HEWHEWZAH!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:31pm.
Little Missy, are you mad at me for something on Twitter? I didn't understand your last post with the MEOW comment and you leaving, that I didn't have to. I am so confused as I don't know what I could have said that would have mad you leave?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
EatYourVeggies that's the one I was talking about! I thought they were a great match but in the end his age~ism was pulling him away from her!
Damn, I would have hooked up with her and I'm a gIrl and I like peeeens! LOL
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LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:27pm
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I don't know who the chick is in the red dress, but I'm gonna have nightmares about the sunspots on her boobage tonight (shudder)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:26pm
haha no i havent seen that one, ive only seen like three episodes, and the one i saw on weekend was the sufer dude that lived in a broke down condo and refused to date anyone over 28 even though he was 39. and when she suggested it hes like i think i know what im compatable with...i sat there thinking if you knew what you were compatable with you wouldnt be on this stupid show.
i also thought he was a child toucher cause he had his own line of childrens books and he wnet to read to them at some book store and he was all about the group hug :s
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:25pm
ITS GOING IN THE FUCKING OVEN TONIGHT. ILL SAVE A COUPLE OF SLICES FOR YOU.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:16pm
I have to say the one that got me into it was the episode where the millionare guy and the millionaress hooked up. They seemed like a really good match and Patti actually surprised me with her skills. Pretty much all the episodes after that were a letdown or boring.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:24pm.
Patty Stanger is shaped like the letter "P" and is butt ass YOUGLAY!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:26pm.
greenfinch ITA re Patty, I also get sick of listening to how the millionaires don't want any woman over 23, even when they are in their late 40's. It gets depressing (being a bit over 23 myself) . Did you ever see the one where the male client and the feamale client (both millionaires) hooked up? and she was gorgeous too and they got along great but then he was backing away because he found out her age?
I agree with both of you. Did you see the episode last season where she talked about one of the millionaires not going for one of the girls unless they were a 'chubby chaser'? And she wasn't even fat. Patty's a bitch, plain and simple. And someone needs to tell her to get rid of that fug-ass broken down Elvira wig.
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shes so skinny and her boobs are practically slurping down her body into putty
I have never seen someone stretch their 15 minutes like Bobby, I mean he was on like two or three episodes of the Anna Nicole show like years ago !! Say yes for pink ~~~~