HoHan Is Looking For Love
When every bitch on the planet (except for Kathy Griffin) is making fun of your ass, you can either drown your sorrows by doing lines off of a toilet seat in a bathroom stall at Villa or you can make fun of yourself! HoHan chose the latter. Well, she probably chose the former too, but forget all about all that for a quick second while you watch this eHarmony spoof she did for Funny or Die. I choose "funny" this time. No doubt.
Yes, HoHan still looks like a year-old shriveled-up carrot left in the back of a refrigerator that a crackwhore had to do themselves in the ass with during a kinky sex show for her dealer in order to get a hit of the bad shit, but that's besides the point. And it looks like she can read cue cards which is also a good thing. Yes, Lindsay, more of this! This is the Lindsay I like!
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Wow, gf seriously needs to lay off the crack and cigarrettes and whatever the hell else she does. She was attractive before she got so heavy into the drugs, now she is just flushing her life down the toilet. I would sad for her, but she really does not deserve any one's pity.
LiLo needs to quit worrying about Stevie Nicks' bio and spend that last $400 to purchase the rights to Marilyn Chamber's bio. It could be the best role for her since Mickey Rourke did "Sin City." He did that role "fards" -- without make-up. Gee, LiLo can't do that, can she? She looks like she's been attacked by an orange grease pencil.
Watching LiLo stumble into the abyss is like driving by an accident -- you just can't help but watch. It's amusing and entertaining, things actresses should do for the public.
that was as funny as getting your finger slammed stuck by a car door. It was said and painful to watch, she looks like she just woke up and as far as 'acting'....great cue card reading there missy.
Now please stfu and stay out of the lime light for a while..hopefully for ever
That was funny! I LOLed about the crashing parties and cars
This was not funny. I completely see a BS style meltdown on the way. She is in complete denial, just like Brit Brit was.... Should be fun to watch!
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Only 22? Wow, she's pretty well hagged out already. And she's making fun of herself already? I guess her reality show is ready. That shriveled-up carrot analogy was horribly accurate.
Her acting here wasn't THAT bad. She performed the aging, neighborhood tramp better than anyone has ever done before.
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thats just creepy
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How sad. I've never liked her but it's sad to see a 22 year old self destruct this way. Her nose is already showing signs of major coke or meth damage, her left nostril looks like it's collapsing.
"Yes, HoHan still looks like a year-old shriveled-up carrot left in the back of a refrigerator that a crackwhore had to do themselves in the ass with during a kinky sex show for her dealer in order to get a hit of the bad shit, but that's besides the point."
Ooooh man, that was funny. To be honest I've been wondering to myself if I haven't been laughing at Dlisted posts as much because they aren't as funny anymore, or because I've been on the site too long and have just gotten used to the humor. I'm still not sure, but thanks for that one.
I actually thought she was funny! Who knew it was possible?!
In general, I really enjoy people who can make fun of themselves because I do it all the time! Make fun of you, that is, but also myself when I do something dumb; which luckily isn't as often as Lindsay.
I still don't think she's smart though. She's still an idiot, just clearly aware of it!
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Good thing that she's making fun of herself like that, proves she's smarter than her retarded life.
Now she needs to put her shit together and do something worth. Like playing in an indie movie. I could totally picture her in one of those fucked-up Harmony Korine movies.
You know what?
The bitch ain't that bad. Honest.
That fuckery was better than I thought. I didn't watch it all day because I didn't want to have to bring back up my lunch AND breakfast, but she was actually decent. And funny, in a dry way.
Now, if she'd stop munching the carpet, stop being a drama queen, dump her crazy-ass mamma and prove that she can work again, she'd be okay.
That's Lindsay's problem... she's not working. Idle hands are the playthings for the Devil. And that crazy redhead needs a exorcism quick!
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Michael K - you are a word genius! the 2nd paragraph of this post just made my day.
i'm not sure when this happened but shes the spitting image of julianne moore
Funny enough.Still would'nt pay to see her in anything.She just reminds me of every other LA coke whore.
LOVE.
i really need to start dropping the lbs if i wanna tap into her need for a rebound with a sickly looking beat ass lesbian.
Sadly since doing this video, she now has $400 in the bank.
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I like her so much better when she's being funny. I may be persuaded to join "Team Lindsay".
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In this pic, she kinda reminds me of Louise Fletcher circa "Flowers in the Attic."
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Does she even realize that she looks like she's in her forties instead of being 22?
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Nice forehead. Looks good on a shar-pei too.
I got the feeling she's relieved to have been asked to do anything, but that she's humiliated it was this.
That would have been really funny if it wasn't so TRUE. She looks flat out BEAT. Did anyone see her hands? It looks like she shoved them into razor blade and sandpaper-lined gloves. And I'm not even going to start on her teeth...
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I hate that stupid site Funny or Die, Lohan looks like anorexic shit and is desperate for attention, but I have to admit I laughed at the "$400 in the bank and Marlboro Miles" line.
i thought it was pretty funny
Well it was kinda funny but she's falling apart and that made it more uncomfortable than funny. I think you have to actually be in a GOOD place in order to make fun of yourself that way. Give up the blow, Blowhan.
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I would never associate Lindsay Lohan with the word desperation....
*side eye*
and for the record, this bitch ain't done NUTHIN' right....and why would I hate? I speaks da truf!
I'm glad she has a sense of humor about her pathetic situation though. Maybe one day she'll even think to try and fix it instead of thinking it's a damn joke. Personally I never see anything funny about pissing one's life away.
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That was SSSOOOOOO fhunay!
Im glad shes not letting all the rumors and negative press being spread about her bring her down.
Its always good when someone can laugh at themselves and their haters.....good for her!
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she looked like SHE didn't really find it funny. like ... she wanted it to be, but ... sometimes stating the facts, when these are them, just isn't funny.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Yeah, not funny.... just really, really uncomfortable. Like a bad car crash you can't look away. Oh, Lindsay, remember when you were hot?
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To me it was not funny at all. Seemed very desperate.
I saw this on FB (a friend posted it), and I knew MK would post this shit faster than a quick fuck in the bathroom. This is the total hotness and Blohan should do this every month so we don't forget her. Since she is slowly becoming irrelevant, the least she could do is poke fun at her goddam cokewhore self.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Got to give props to a person that can make fun of themselves...she gained some points with this.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 11:55am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:17am.
This website (Funny or Die) has given work to both Blohan and the Parasite, meaning no click from me. They might as well be working with terrorists.
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hell to the yes...that shit was L A M E
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Meh.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 10:17am.
This website (Funny or Die) has given work to both Blohan and the Parasite, meaning no click from me. They might as well be working with terrorists.
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Hilarity! Thanks for that! :D
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What is wrong with you all. All this fuckery about how its not funny and what have you. You mates crucify her for being in the lime lite, then chastise her for making having a sense a humor about it. She is tryna be positive. laughter is the best remedy. I think most would rather see her put away. But there will always be those that hate on someone. This just means she's doing something right.
I guess jay had it right, "with the same sword they knight you they gonna good night you with."
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Yeeks! Yikes! Jeez!
she was tolerable at most.
What she has to do is the impossible...convince an A list producer that he should foot the bill with Lloyds of London and put her in a film that showcases her talent. A really juicy drama. Then she becomes A list again and can live Judy Garland's short life.
Could her eyes have flitted to the cue cards any MORE times? Jebus H. Firecrotch.
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I did not laugh.
I almost cried FOR her.
She looks straight up BEAT.
And at only 22?
That's a sin and a goddamn shame!
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am i the only one who didn´t find this at all funny? the only part that made me laugh was when she broke the window. oh, and the spray tan thing. hee hee
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She looks fucking awful. You can tell that she's losing her hair and her teeth look like they're 1 step away from being meth mouth.
As someone said, it would be funny coming from anyone else.... but coming from her.... just makes me want to punch her face in even more.
Lindsay this is not funny, because it all happened and it is all true. GO AWAY!
This would be funny if it was anyone else (say Robert Downey Jr. or someone successful) but it's just sad coming from Lohan. She looks coked out too. Damn girl, everyone loves a party, but get some fucking help. This just makes her look pathetic. Probably because it's common knowledge that this is the only "work" she's done in 6 months.
I actually think she looks pretty in the vid!
well. i didn't think it was very funny. sad. not funny. she looks old really old. but her weave looks nice...?
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She gets points for having a sense of humor, but I think it's too soon. She should lay low for a bit. I keep getting the feeling she's still trying to win Sam back.
It could totally happen.