When Someone Says They Are Going To Pass Out, They Are Probably Going To Pass Out
Glenn Beck, a crazy person who has a show on Fox News, is so powerful at presenting that he makes hos pass out! Today on his show, Glenn was talking about some shit called the "Path to Destruction" (sounds like a party to me) when one of his guests, David Buckner, was ready to check out. David said to Glenn, "I'm going to pass out." Glenn must be used to making hos dizzy, because he practically ignored his ass. He just smiled like he was letting out a slow fart. Glenn finally gave David a hand when he realized the dude was about to go BOOM. When David was on the floor, one producer slowly approached him like he was a rabid animal or some shit! He's not going to bite, he's fucking out cold!
Glenn later said that David was fine and receiving medical attention. Can you imagine if the last image you saw was Glenn Beck's face? There's no way David was going to go out like that!
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He knew that bitch was fallin... that was wrong.
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Funny as hell.
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First time I seen Glenn bend over. mmm Nice Ass.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 11:49am.
The reactions of everyone around is always golden,, some people play it off, some get nervous,, I dont know what I'd do, help out or laugh
Passing out RULES
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 7:19am.
Its always classic when I see people pass out like this. I saw another one with a reporter on the beach and when the chick he was interveiwing had the mic she started dropping mid-sentence. Was it on this site? I dont remember
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Yes, MK had it on here. At least she face planted into sand.
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Someone commented that Glenn Beck was a christian. That isn't correct. Glenn Beck is a moron... I mean mormon. No I was right the first time.
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I watch Fox in fascination - especially because of their constant refrain of presenting " fair and balance" coverage....it's like the best comedy channel ever!
Listening to Beck blather on about his "path to distruction" is enough to make anyone pass out, puke, or laugh hysterically.
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Come on, did you really think the dopes at Fox News would know what to do in this case.
The host is clue-less and the lady standing to side is just as bad.
I have passed out a few times & you know its going to happen because you get all clammy & sick & weak & you see spots from being lightheaded...what is odd to me is that the guy didnt just sit down on the floor after announcing it...you dont want to faint from a standing position & get hurt & clearly you cant rely on just any douchebag to catch you & help you out.
When I had grand jury duty one of the cops presenting got all pasty & weird & then passed out at the podium. Thankfully there was a seat nearby & someone gave him juice & he was fine. Just low blood sugar.
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Man passing out sux! I've had seizures and it's freakin scary... One time I hit pavement face first. Not pretty and my boyfriend kept saying "Oh man you fucked your face up!" Needless to say I cried when I looked in the mirror...lol.... Thank God we broke up eventually..lol..
I only ever fainted once and I knew shit was going down a few minutes before it happened. I told the person next to me i wasn't feeling well and was going to lie down, then I proceeded to hang on to them. They thought I was flirting and went along with it until finally they had to catch me on my way down.
Glenn Beck is an asshole.
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Its always classic when I see people pass out like this. I saw another one with a reporter on the beach and when the chick he was interveiwing had the mic she started dropping mid-sentence. Was it on this site? I dont remember
Glenn Beck was on Fox & Friends this morning and said the man's son had a bout with stomach flu and he apparently picked it up and it didn't hit him until he did the segment.
Regardless, I still laughed my ass off.
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Submitted by sybil on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 6:30am
Do diabetics pass out like that? I didn't think high blood sugar did that like low blood sugar (what I have).
Beck said after the break that his friend (also a guest) was sick that day, like with the flu or something.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:28pm.
That sucks hard and major to pass out like that. I've never passed out. What causes that shit, and how do you know it's coming?
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You get this indescribable weird feeling and your vision starts going black on the sides, so what your looking at is tunnel-looking.
I have very low blood sugar, if I don't eat I pass out. I KNOW its coming and I can pre-warn people like Beck's guest did; however, it doesn't always work because they think I am joking. I am good at preventing it most of the time, but sometimes I don't eat in time.
Love how they kept the cameras rolling!! Is the guy Diabetic? Live TV is a beautiful thing! Glenn Beck is a recovering alcoholic???? I'll drink to that! Mimosa's at Sybil's place, all invited!!!
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I think Glenn was in shock. I mean, I've never seen someone faint in real life, and I sure as hell would never expect them to actually SAY "I'm gonna faint" beforehand. I honestly don't think I'd believe them, or maybe I'd think they were joking. Damn, now I know if someone says they're going down, they're probably going down. You learn something new every day...
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GrapeDrink, I swear, it's the locked knees. The bf said that caused more fainting spells than anything (marching band, anyone?) If you're in a "stressful" situation, the last thing you wanna do is lock those knees - the thrice times that I've fainted were brought on by erect knees.
"hehe, she said 'erect' "
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I just registered--have never commented before. I had to say that Tyroan's comment about the fainter being allergic to chickenhawks made me laugh, guffah, snort and spit at the same time. Excellent.
Submitted by Noelegy on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 9:01pm.
As for the "will someone help him?" I can't honestly say that I would know what to do if someone passed out in front of me
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You get them to lie down as soon as possible, and turn their head to the side, preferrably the left side.
I love how Glenn couldn't let got of his precious facts card to stop the guy from knocking his head on the ground.
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 11:11pm.
you mean fox.
That sucks hard and major to pass out like that. I've never passed out. What causes that shit, and how do you know it's coming? The only time my ass lost consciousness was in a car wreck. It was only for a few minutes...I don't know what caused it and I didn't see it coming, but I think it happened either seconds before or right at impact...
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Any one with a thought process passes out before they make it to the studios at MSNBC.
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It's funny cuz I say, rather whisper, the same thing when I'm about to bite the floor. People don't know what to do in this situation. At least he grabbed him as he went down, which was the right response. Poor dude!
Submitted by Tinkerballs on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:19pm.
Funny, I don't believe in God at all and I like Glenn Beck. He never seems to push his religous views at all. I don't know what religion he is either.
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He used to be an atheist and now he's a big fat CHRISHTUN!
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HAHAHA, I love it. "GONE" Who says that before they pass out? He's giving a play-by-play synopsis. Other dude can't figure out whether to believe him or keep going. Classic!
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I just let out a big, wet, soggy fart all over that scummy fox news network!
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Funny, I don't believe in God at all and I like Glenn Beck. He never seems to push his religous views at all. I don't know what religion he is either.
Submitted by Noelegy on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 9:01pm.
As for the "will someone help him?" I can't honestly say that I would know what to do if someone passed out in front of me
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I would seriously PANIC! I wouldn't have a clue what to do. In a couple of old movies, they would pat the fainter person's hands, but I doubt that's actually helpful.
Yeah, this kinda reminds me of a rule I learned the hard way, 'when somebody says they don't like sushi, believe them...' (and no, I'm not talkin' 'bout forcing my private puddy tat on folks on non puddy lovin' folk...Yeah, don't believe that....EVER...They love you panty kitten...)
Yeah, I had a friend who don't like seafood, period, but I was convinced she'd like sushi if she just tried it...So me and her boyfriend put ENORMOUS pressure on her to try it...She did, and she made to the bafroom (barely) to puke her guts out....
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he's a deplorable person, yet how much do you love that glenn beck totally wears chucks instead of business appropriate footwear?
"I'm gonna pass out"
"OK just hold on a sec this graph here..."
well, that guys got it down to a science, huh? I'm gonna pass out. I'm passing out. I'm passing out. I'm gone. LOL!!!
And honestly, I don't see that GB did anything wrong. I'm sure he thought the guy was just nervous and panicking a lil..he was just trying to get through it..
That's becasue that MEGA Douche BLO HARD BECK sucked all of the oxygen out of the room.
Crazy people do that...they suck all of the air out and leave you lightheaded.
I love the way the 22 yr old PA takes her time walking up.
As for the "will someone help him?" I can't honestly say that I would know what to do if someone passed out in front of me. I'd probably call for help, too.
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It's official I'll start working 4 days a week with 20% less pay.... it's not as bad ..i guess i dont know.
crappy...i felt like that guy on the video when it was made official
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Submitted by rubysue on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 8:40pm.
uh, what about the fact that mr. guest told beck TWICE that he was about to pass out and beck just giggled?
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Umm...sorry, MK. I love you, but I watched and re-watched the clip a few times, and could not find one thing wrong with Beck's reaction to his guest. Maybe you're making a really big deal out of it because you hate him...c'mon, maybe a little?
So he wears jeans and sneakers that the camera can't see? WTF? I feel beTRAYed!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 8:00pm.
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*paranoid*...*NITTY*!!Omg...I never thought of that...
*googling woman fainting with dress up around her ears*
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Don't suppose you were ever interviewed at the beach?
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