STFU Miley
This one again. Miley Cyrus is doing that thing everyone has told her not to do: TALK! In the new issue of Teen Vogue (via Page Six), Disney's #1 whore is gnawing at the hand that feeds her sugar cubs and carrots. Miley gave her thoughts on Alice in Wonderland, "It's such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
Well, I looked it up online and found that Lewis Carroll wrote the book in 1865, the movie came out in 1951 and Ecstasy didn't start making the rounds until years later. Miley Cyrus is a stupid bitch. I swear! Look it up online.
You know what's really perverted? The fact that this pork rind dust for brains hillbilly is making trillions of dollars. That's what's really perverted.
And I'm not a professor like Miley, but I'm pretty sure the Hannah Montana movie is all about CACA. Again, look it up online if you don't believe me.
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Well Crap! There goes my Oscar for Hanna Montana next year Miley shreeked. While crazed 9 year olds pelted her with JuJubes & gundrops. AS she narrowly escaped them halfway thru the screening of the new Hanna Montana movie...followed closly by hordes of screaming parents who shelled out 15 bucks a pop to see this disaster....
guess it's off to do X rated flix with Hohan now that her life is also over. Possibly a threesome with daddy Cyrus will be on the shelves soon at your local runaway crisis center....knock on side door after dark to get in for the rushes.
That's probably something she thought of when she was in the shower with Billy Ray.
There's a long scholarly history about Alice in Wonderland and Lewis Carroll's drug use and drug references. It doesn't take much reading to see the hallucinogenic allusions.
Miley's an okay kid. How fucking stupid were you at her age? And you just had a paper route to worry about.
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Ugly chipmunk hillbillies ignorant trash don't know any better so you do have to forgive them...NOT!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:38am.
With inflation coming, I'm gonna have to ask for a least a dime.
Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 2:32am.
mid 20's?!?!... sonofa!!!... i can't wait that long for her to go away!!!... give ya a shiny nickel if ya kill her now... hhmmm, hhmmm... shiny nickel... come on! it's a good deal!!!
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All that money and she's still got tacky chipped nails.
Miley is going to be fat and masculine when she grows up. She had to make her career now because it'll be over by the time she's in her mid 20's.
Miley Cyrus and Bristol Palin are reasonable explanations for America's downfall. The fact that this lazy retarded loser is making money means something is definitely wrong. I can't wait until she ends up on drugs and broke.Another trillion dollars of the economy GONE.
Miley...plain and simple,you have been called out. You are a LIAR and need to look it up on the internet. I'll save you time...everyone hates a know it all LIAR! So if you don't know what you are talking about, like the byline say's STFU!
How did she get famous with a mouth area like that? Ugh.
Holy chipmunk face!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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LSD was synthesized/discovered on April 19th, 1938, by Albert Hoffman, so Alice in Wonderland was not written on LSD, ughhhh!
Miley is a dumb slut though, honestly.
Submitted by lilmoomoo on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:02pm.
Perverted? Ecstasy? Yeah, she really needs to pick up that book and actually read it.
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^Don't kid yourself, homegirl is illiterate!
I don't know which is worse: Thinking Alice in Wonderland is about Ecstasy or Ecstasy existed over a century ago.
She NEEDS to look up DISNEY if she wants to know who the REAL perverts are!!!!!!!!!
http://www.lenonhonorfilms.com/
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Chompy Cyrus may not know about Alice but she does know how to make money....
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Miley needs a muzzle. Hmmmm I feel an invention coming along....
Miley has one of the most bizarre looking mugs in showbiz. I can't decide if she needs braces or a piece of duct tape to cover that thing up. Miley, stop making those pseudo Jessica Simpson faces.
And of course I have to be even more catty and ask why the hell she didn't get a manicure, her nails in that photo above are atrocious!
I have it on good authority that L.C. was a doped up pedo. Even if I didn't know an authority on writers who used dope, I could prolly guess that old boy was partaking in something funny.
well in my day, we said Lewis Carroll was tripping on LSD. =>
(has Miley been doing ecstasy ???)
9/10/09 "Jesus says, "give me some downtime!" -mrsoul jr.
UGGG After reading all those wrong comments about Lewis Carroll I have to post.
Since I am currently a student enrolled in a class about The Victorian Period, Which includes Lewis Carool or aka Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. And Since I have just done a paper on Alice in Wonderland and have read a small bio about him including also having read the annotated version of Alice in Wonderland as well as spent 3 weeks going over this childrens story and the cultures it pertains to I must give my educated response to all your comments. Now I am not an expert but i know enough.
There is no viable source that states Lewis Carroll has done any sort of drugs. Now since he Wrote Alice in Wonderland in the Victorian era where Alcohol and drugs were a bit ramped, Lewis Carrol doing drugs can be possible. But as far as i have read about him and known he hasn't done drugs. Maybe he has done drugs but there is no information to confirm it atleast from what i know but i may be wrong. There is however some references to drugs in Alice in Wonderland with the famous scene with the caterpillar.
The only other thing is yes he was a pedo and he did write the story to Alice Liddel. But back in the Victorian era having a close relationship to other people's children didn't seem as creepy as it is today. Even though it was creepy and mothers thought so too but it seemed ok then.
Millie is a disgrace for insulting a Classic! I bet she can't write as well as Carroll could and i bet her music will not last for centuries as Carrol has!
What IS perverted is the Mr. Pedo/her boyfriend, himself.
eck.
Trust it has been already said on this thread - but she's looking JUST LIKE CHEETO DUST FOR BRAINS (a.k.a. Shitley) in this pic. It's all about the "smile".
Are Disney skanks taught to smile that way, or else?
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
when is bumpkin gonna get knocked up already so she go far away into obscurity?
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nice ass...when does it open?
she IS an ignorant hillbilly, idnt she? sho' 'nuff.
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LA Times reports her movie raked in 34 million this weekend. Console yourself in that she isn't Lindsay or Ali and White Oprah won't see a dime of it.
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:26pm.
Damn!
Glad you are still with us, to do drugs and stuff! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I saw the photos of naked children at the National Portrait Gallery in London, but you can't find them on the internet easily.
Carroll was an opium smoker, a pedophile, and a pioneer of photography. He told the stories to his students as a way of amusing them during the lengthy process involved in early photgraphy.
So "Alice In Wonderland" is perverted and skanky photos in "Vanity Fair" with pappy and parading your older boyfriend around town while you are still underage isn't?
God, when will Ellie Mae just go away?
I know this little prostitot has only got a year and a half left to her career, but that seems like a helluva long time. I wish she would fade into obscurity now.
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Maybe that candy her pepaw fed her before he popped her cherry was behind the confusion. Lewis Carroll liked 'em young, and that's what the book was about.
I predict she looks like endgame tammy faye baker in about
20 years ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:15pm.
I watch a show on the History Channel about mercury. Mercury was used to treat the felt. Anymadhatter, "I looked it up online" and here's and interesting article about it.
http://ca.encarta.msn.com/column_sciencemercury/of_mercury_and_mad_hatte...
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
No joke on the anaphylaxis. I reacted to somthing in a can of low sodium, chunky style chicken noodle soup. Had to call 911, epi-pen, the whole nine yards. My throat didn't close up, my circulatory system collapsed.
Have to get allergy tests 6 weeks from now to figure out what all that fuckery was from.
Should have just eaten some nacho flavored pork rinds and pixie sticks. Fuck me for trying to eat healthy.
*Freebird: mantra of the moron*
~Bill Hicks~
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:21pm.
"It's such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
I think Miley is confused with "Alex in Homoland".
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Haha! I saw that on the rack yesterday when I rented "The Three Spooges"!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
"It's such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
I think Miley is confused with "Alex in Homoland".
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:00pm.
What about the mad hatter? He was suffering from mercury poisoning and thats why he crazy.
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I watch a show on the History Channel about mercury. Mercury was used to treat the felt. Anymadhatter, "I looked it up online" and here's and interesting article about it.
http://ca.encarta.msn.com/column_sciencemercury/of_mercury_and_mad_hatte...
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:10pm.
LOL!
Are you serious about the near death experience Thurs?
I hope you are okay!
I am still laughing at temping the fates! Hahaha!
Maybe, for you, I can spare a clean needle and let you have my "better" stuff! ; P
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
thanks for not dying ford. if you had you wouldn't have been around to stir up that hilarious hornets nest last night re americans.
if you need a laugh go to the vadge post from late yesterday.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
*peeks in*
*lays head back on desk*
Choppers! Thanks Radar.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
You whores are crazy with your drug accusations, the next thing you'll be saying is that "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" has references to drugs.
@ devilgirl
Fire up that dirty needle! I dare the fates tonight. I had an anaphylactic reaction and damn near died on Thursday.
Fuckin' dirt needle is the least of my worries.
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Hear that universe? BRING IT ON MOFO, I DARE YOU!
What's the real reasons Brad's panties are in a wad?
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~Bill Hicks~
done
o lord...
Shandi--there are references that can be taken as a nod to hallucinogens in the book, no doubt--there's the entire world of Wonderland as an alter-reality mirroring our own reality, but then there are the more specific suggestions such as the mushroom which alters your state of being in two different ways depending on which side you bite, and the state-of-being-altering tea cakes and drink bottles. Most creatures in Wonderland are mad--what drove them mad? Yes, the Caterpillar's hookah is for tobacco, but then why such existential questions all the time? You just don't know!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
wait, i found them.
LOOOOOL
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 4:00pm.
Because Keane told us that she posts there.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 3:43pm.
The caterpillar smoked from a hookah, which was commonly used for smoking tobacco. Where do you get drug references from that exactly?
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Hmmm, and where in my post did I say anything about that? Now who is on the pipe, me or you?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm not seeing any insane rants on this website.
Only well thought out arguments from Mama San.
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