Where's Demi Moore When You Need Her?
Let's say someone broke into your house, destroyed your living room, locked your dog in your own car and then logged onto your Twitter and posted a message that they offed your ass. What would you do? Most of us would call 911, 411, 311, 211 (all the fucking 11s) while Twittering Demi Moore for help! Not Tila Tequila. That's what she claimed happened to her last night, but she refused to get the cops involved.
It all started, when the messages above went up on Tila's Twitter early this morning. About an hour later, Tila logged in as herself saying that someone broke into her house and her Twitter. The twatter Twittered that a mad stalker got into her house while she was gone and kept her dog prisoner in a car trunk! Here's some of the messages she left:
Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me""Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all."
"They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks."
"I dont want to call police because media will get involved and im an emotional wreck right now and dont media will make it worse. Going away
"Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye"
Tila doesn't want to call the police, but she'll announce it to the whole Twitterworld?! Demi must not follow Tila, because if she did, she'd have a Swat Team on her roof in a quick minute.
There's no way I'd be typing away on Twitter after some crazed maniac locked my dog in a car. I mean, wasn't Tila afraid that the loon was still hiding her house, waiting to cut her ankles or some shit? You know how they do it in horror movies. Seriously, something in the milk ain't clean about this.
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How fucking desperate for attention is this?
Happy Hour
You have a ms.... And I'm not on it???
*frowns*
Apparently she has never heard of a little thing called a RESTRAINING ORDER.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:03pm.
Not really, I was just making a poor joke.
I had no idea who she was until a few months ago, actually, I still don't.
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Your ignorance must have been totally blissful. Really. I mean it. She is so annoying. I actually find her more annoying than Parasite ... sometimes.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:05pm.
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you're a stronger person then I am! you need to set up a twitter account if you don't already have one
Hmm..I have a hard time keeping up with FB,MS this twitter scares me..:-)
Sounds like hood rat shit to me.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:53pm.
*glares at LCT OKLAHOMA style*
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Hey now. It's ebil.
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I'z sowwy *flicks eyeBOOGER*
Can't stand her and her fake "I'm so tough I won't call the cops" attitude. Yea, right, she doesn't want the media involved. It seems like any talentless skank with fake boobs can be famous nowadays.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:03pm.
Not really, I was just making a poor joke.
I had no idea who she was until a few months ago, actually, I still don't.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:55pm
HI,,, I gave up Dlisted for lent!
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you're a stronger person then I am! you need to set up a twitter account if you don't already have one
MK: anything related to Tila is every 'clean'
Too bad this plasticunt didn't get off'ed.
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"You're here_ and I'm here -"
Nanners... one to two snail trails...approximatley
Tila doesn't want to file a report because it was one of her tricks that went ballistic on her ass and she doesn't want him/her telling the popo what really went down.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:00pm.
OMG! All her glass dildos are shattered!!!!!!!!!!!
She actually has fans that are worried? I was worried it WASN'T true that she was dead! Damn!
*Waiting to be scolded for death wish in 5...4....3...2...*
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You actually care enough about TT to wish her dead?????
Meh, totally indifferent. Takes too much energy to care about her one way or the other.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I could give a flying fuck about this twat...but is the dog okay?? If bitch is fabricating this, at least she could have let us know if the dog's ok.
Can you say: PUBLICITY STUNT? And, don't you have to be an actual celebrity to have crazed fans? Just saying...
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:55pm
HI,,, I gave up Dlisted for lent!
How much twit would a twat twit if a twat could twit using her twat?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
OMG! All her glass dildos are shattered!!!!!!!!!!!
She actually has fans that are worried? I was worried it WASN'T true that she was dead! Damn!
*Waiting to be scolded for death wish in 5...4....3...2...*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Doesnt she give rub and tugs in a apartment somewhere in brooklyn?
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:57pm.
The twatter is scaring me
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But you just blapped me! That's FUN!
So twitter is the new myspace...
Before it was myspace, then facebook and now Twitter....I refuse to get a freaking account, I am done with these stupid social networks, and their worthless, self promoting, lack of any talent like Tila Tequila who uses them and think they are worth of any attention.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:53pm.
*glares at LCT OKLAHOMA style*
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Hey now. It's ebil.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:56pm.
*whispering* I'm in the house!" *little sock monkey evil laugh*
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the ghost of lost socks past... dundun dundun dundun... eeeee eeee EEEEEE!!!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Am I the only one thinking this is all a pathetic publicity stunt? This attention ho did gain her initial fame via MySpace, remember.
The twatter is scaring me
*whispering* I'm in the house!" *little sock monkey evil laugh*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Is there no end to TT's publicity stunts?
She, Bai Ling, and PP should have a publicity-off.
May the best fame-whore win.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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"Twitter is over capacity.
Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again."
Dammit! I was going to ask Teddy for a few slaps on the old cheeks!!
Tila, Acid is BAD.
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Who the fuck would bother to follow that twat's twitters?
What a stupid fucking whore.
I'm worried about the dog. That's it.
FUck the media, If someone locked my dog up and was in my house I'd CALL the cops.
HAPPY HOR!!!!
I've missed you girly!
YAWN...
is the dog ok? that's really all I care about.
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I wouldn't twitter this twat! ever
Sounds like she ate the worm in the Mescal bottle and
y'know...is imagining things for PR purposes ;p
hey we all need a little spin now and again
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TWITTER IS EVIL! MELT IT!