Where's Demi Moore When You Need Her?
Let's say someone broke into your house, destroyed your living room, locked your dog in your own car and then logged onto your Twitter and posted a message that they offed your ass. What would you do? Most of us would call 911, 411, 311, 211 (all the fucking 11s) while Twittering Demi Moore for help! Not Tila Tequila. That's what she claimed happened to her last night, but she refused to get the cops involved.
It all started, when the messages above went up on Tila's Twitter early this morning. About an hour later, Tila logged in as herself saying that someone broke into her house and her Twitter. The twatter Twittered that a mad stalker got into her house while she was gone and kept her dog prisoner in a car trunk! Here's some of the messages she left:
Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me""Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all."
"They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks."
"I dont want to call police because media will get involved and im an emotional wreck right now and dont media will make it worse. Going away
"Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye"
Tila doesn't want to call the police, but she'll announce it to the whole Twitterworld?! Demi must not follow Tila, because if she did, she'd have a Swat Team on her roof in a quick minute.
There's no way I'd be typing away on Twitter after some crazed maniac locked my dog in a car. I mean, wasn't Tila afraid that the loon was still hiding her house, waiting to cut her ankles or some shit? You know how they do it in horror movies. Seriously, something in the milk ain't clean about this.
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:34pm.
Got it..now delete it.. you don't want all your fans stalking your ms do you? lol...
xxy--damn right. I'm all about maintaining an air of mystery!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Jeffro....so everything OK with the j o b?
This twat with the soccer balls bolted to her chest has fans? Bitch, please.
I hear Samro is available.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:01pm.
How much twit would a twat twit if a twat could twit using her twat?
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Twatter Twitter twit a twat of twattered twitters;
A twat of twattered twitters Twitter twatted;
If Twatter Twitter twit a twat of twittered twatters,
Where's the twat of twattered twitters Twatter Twitter twitted?
*scratching little sock monkey head*
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oh everyone knows you lisp!
If Thwatter Thwitter thwit a thwat of thwittered thwatters,
Where's the thwat of thwattered thwitters Thwatter Thwitter thwitted?
I'm only sorry that's too long for my twat bio.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Sounds like she missed a couple payments to her dealer.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
crazy begets crazy
www.thatshideous.com
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:30pm.
*pulls out shiv*
Alright ladies...You have Teddy, don't think you're gonna get my Jeffro!! I'll cut ya.
Umm. Can I still have Eddie?
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:10pm.
ha ha... how do I look you up on MS?
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:30pm.
*pulls out shiv*
Alright ladies...You have Teddy, don't think you're gonna get my Jeffro!! I'll cut ya.
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OWCH! You dropping Teddy on his heady? Rejected! It's ok, Teddy. I'll take care of you. *wraps Teddy's head*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I know it's wrong but I love it.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
She didn't call the cops because she knows how much they hate it when you waste their time with fake bullshit.
Her fans...pffft. Give me a fucking break.
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HErcXrgcVk
YmaT
An UNattention whore? I like it
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:27pm.
THE NERVE! I just looked her up on Twitter and she has her Twitter protected! I would have to send a request! I will be damned! No one has to send a request to eff her, why should I lower myself to request to be her Twitter pal? My Twitter standards are pretty high!
NO JOKES ABOUT Twitter, Twatter and Twittering with Tila please!
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What about her twooter-cooter?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:21pm.
JEFFRO IN THE HOUSE!!!
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No, House is IN Jeffro's Avie.
*pulls out shiv*
Alright ladies...You have Teddy, don't think you're gonna get my Jeffro!! I'll cut ya.
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xxy--nah. As a born misanthrope, the opportunity for me to project what I'm doing and feeling to a mass audience makes me shudder in a "bad touch" George Orwell's 1984 sort of way.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
So, she is Ok.............what about the dog? That is the one I am concerned about!
OMG, OMG, OMG, JEFFRO is back!! Woooohoooo! I've been thinking about ya! You found a new job or are we all paying to support you too now? :)
Jeffro11 !!!!
OH!!! Happy day!!!
Oh...I think I need a napkin...
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pubes in the luch times never hurt anybody!!!!
just sayin'
THE NERVE! I just looked her up on Twitter and she has her Twitter protected! I would have to send a request! I will be damned! No one has to send a request to eff her, why should I lower myself to request to be her Twitter pal? My Twitter standards are pretty high!
NO JOKES ABOUT Twitter, Twatter and Twittering with Tila please!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Please tell me her little dog is named "Toto Tequila".
YMAT
do you have a twitter?
It was her dealer that busted in because she owes him money. That's why she didn't want to call the cops.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:06pm.
I'z sowwy *flicks eyeBOOGER*
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YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGH
I'M STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THE BIG THICK COARSE PUBE!
xxy, Momus, c'mon--give poor Tila a break. She was expecting her dog to be locked in the closet like a good little doggie...not in the trunk of her expensive car with the risk of the interior being soiled!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
JEFFRO IN THE HOUSE!!!
Hows tricks?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:15pm.
Hahahaha! No Momus, but I tell you she should, or at least have a blog of her own! Her celebrity comments are priceless!
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I'd subscribe.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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MTS
I know! this hoe doesn't care about anyone but herself! and her fans (of course)
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:01pm.
How much twit would a twat twit if a twat could twit using her twat?
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Twatter Twitter twit a twat of twattered twitters;
A twat of twattered twitters Twitter twatted;
If Twatter Twitter twit a twat of twittered twatters,
Where's the twat of twattered twitters Twatter Twitter twitted?
*scratching little sock monkey head*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
as fake as her boobs and bi-sexuality.
Submitted by Richiegay on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:07pm.
Sounds like hood rat shit to me.
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hahahahaha!!!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:13pm.
All I want to know is...is the dog okay?
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who cares?! How are you? lol
Kidding... I care about the dog too
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Does she really have a puppeh?
Or, is she just saying so to get more sympathetic publicity?
If she really does have a puppeh, then she prolly treats like a fashion accessory a lá Parasite.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Twunt.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:15pm.
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aww, xxy, when I asked about the dog, I wasn't talking about Tila! I meant the actual canine that got locked in the trunk! lol.
I'm ok--how are you??
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
WTF!!!
She did this herself for attention. Also, in regards to her "fans." Bitch, please.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:15pm.
Hahahaha! No Momus, but I tell you she should, or at least have a blog of her own! Her celebrity comments are priceless!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
THIS IS THE 4TH OR 5TH CONSECUTIVE STORY mk HAS POSTED THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH STALKING!
ONE OF YOU HOES GETTIN A LITTLE TOO OBESSED WITH DLISTED LATELY?
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:07pm.
My mom was actually the one who brought her up to me, railing on the fact that she was such a low life. I was like "Who are you talking about?" She's like " You know the bi-sexual girl with the big head on MTV than sleeps around and has an alcohol for a name!?"
Gotta love my mom, always up on everything from politics, world affairs, to even Tila Tequila!
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ROTFLMAO at you mom's extremely accurate description. Does your mom ghost write for MK?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:13pm.
All I want to know is...is the dog okay?
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who cares?! How are you? lol
Kidding... I care about the dog too
Wait...so she's okay? Oh. (disappointed face)
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Her stalker is most likely her girlfriend who says to people to google her. If you type "obnoxious bitch" her name will pop up.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:09pm.
Apparently she has never heard of a little thing called a RESTRAINING ORDER.
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Oh Silly, a restraining order keeps the nuts and attention away, she doesn't want that!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
All I want to know is...is the dog okay?
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Hey everyone, what's-a been going on?
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:07pm.
My mom was actually the one who brought her up to me, railing on the fact that she was such a low life. I was like "Who are you talking about?" She's like " You know the bi-sexual girl with the big head on MTV than sleeps around and has an alcohol for a name!?"
Gotta love my mom, always up on everything from politics, world affairs, to even Tila Tequila!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
her vag probably smells like pickled ginger
Scrubbing Bubbles is the new mace.