Where's Demi Moore When You Need Her?
Let's say someone broke into your house, destroyed your living room, locked your dog in your own car and then logged onto your Twitter and posted a message that they offed your ass. What would you do? Most of us would call 911, 411, 311, 211 (all the fucking 11s) while Twittering Demi Moore for help! Not Tila Tequila. That's what she claimed happened to her last night, but she refused to get the cops involved.
It all started, when the messages above went up on Tila's Twitter early this morning. About an hour later, Tila logged in as herself saying that someone broke into her house and her Twitter. The twatter Twittered that a mad stalker got into her house while she was gone and kept her dog prisoner in a car trunk! Here's some of the messages she left:
Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me""Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all."
"They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks."
"I dont want to call police because media will get involved and im an emotional wreck right now and dont media will make it worse. Going away
"Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye"
Tila doesn't want to call the police, but she'll announce it to the whole Twitterworld?! Demi must not follow Tila, because if she did, she'd have a Swat Team on her roof in a quick minute.
There's no way I'd be typing away on Twitter after some crazed maniac locked my dog in a car. I mean, wasn't Tila afraid that the loon was still hiding her house, waiting to cut her ankles or some shit? You know how they do it in horror movies. Seriously, something in the milk ain't clean about this.
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Sounds made up..pathetic attention whore.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
what a dumb bitch. karma sucks you dirty ho.
why is this filthy slut still around? and wait, she has fans??
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
A twat on twitter? Yeah. Someone please bitch slap this vietcong hooker attention whore...
Is she being stalked by billy corgan??
the retarded twat more than likely made the shit up.
When she comes down off of this bender she will just die
It was Courtney "GOOGLE IT, YOU DUMB FUCK!" Seme(n)l(ess).
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:57pm.
Darn it!
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Then again, maybe Kal Penn had another Harold and Kumar to film, and had to leave the show?
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Opps, I think I missed you. But Kal Penn left House to work with the Obama administration as the liaison to the Asian-American groups.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=aFXnt_hqV._8&refer=m...
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I wish Demi would send someone in to rescue that dog.
Manufactured drama. She isn't calling the police because it's a lie.
It's scary when bitches are this desperate for attention. They are liable to do almost anything for it.
See also:
Jolie, Angelina
Price, Phoebe
Sand, Shauna
Suleman, Nadya
@Cadebra, you still know where to get Quaaludes?? Hook a sister up.
There's something totally fucking rotten in Denmark. This is complete bullshit, doesnt that mean, they have the keys to her car, does she have an extra set? What about the dog? What about getting cops to come in and fingerprint, what a fucking dumb cunt lying whore. WTF in their right mind (take that lightly) would not involve the cops and get a police report, what if this bastard made a set of keys to her house, left certain windows unlocked so he can get back in.
All Im saying is that Tila doesnt have much going for her these days and this ho needs to create drama/attention for herself. That's all.
jeffro & yourmom - thanks. I was considering quitting my job. I will try and hold on. Best wishes to you both.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Why is this waste of space still around??
Note to Tila Tequila THE MEDIA DOES NOT CARE AND NEITHER DO WE!
I'd like for this dumb bitch Tila to guzzle down about 4 or 5 bottles of Durango to wash down the 30 or so Quaaludes and just die already. That is all.
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I feel sorry for her dog, but if she was dead I honestly wouldnt give a rats ass.
Stupid Twat.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
So sad about her dog.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:10pm.
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It's slim pickins everywhere. Monster.com, despite my resume posting, sends me jobs for which I have absolutely no experience or no business getting into because it's all they have to offer. Craigslist has their large share of fake job posters and parasitic temp agencies. Mind you, I live about 20 min. away from NYC.
There are still professions out there that will always be needed, like teachers and morticians. I've considered both, the former more than the latter for obvious reasons. I thought that at least, if I become a teacher, I have a chance at being hired as a video teacher and my bachelor's degree will have not been a waste, after all.
39 isn't too late to switch careers, Mr. Man! You don't have to go to medical school. Consider all your options: Would you ever consider moving? It doesn't have to be somewhere far, even. Portsmouth? Boston? Portland? Dude, I'm not suggesting what you do with your life...just want you to know that you shouldn't let your situation get you down and that 39 is not too old--hell, I'm only 8 years from where you are!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Jeffro!
You back for just today?? =(
We are *knock on wood* finally seeing a small upturn in the clean energy business, so things are slowly churning…
Hang in there kiddo! In the mean time, if you need someone to underline the fuck scene’s for you, I’m there for you!
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Anyways, one of my few remaining friends is stopping by so I gots to run, I'll drop in again when you least expect it.
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
fuck all that shit about what happened..... SHE HAS FANS??????????
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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:19pm.
So can you not watch those murder mystery shows, like CSI and NCIS and stuff?
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No, I actually like forensics, so maybe there's hope. And btw, 'time o the motnh' don't scare me either, that's what 14 year of marriage will do to you, LOL.
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:16pm.
Yeah, there is that small problem of cash as well. One hitch about medicine is that I really can't stand the sight of blood, unless it's my own, LOL.
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Hah, I'm just the opposite. Except for the "time of the month" blood. Ha, TMI, sorry.
So can you not watch those murder mystery shows, like CSI and NCIS and stuff?
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:14pm.
Jeffro- I would totally go to med school. If it were free. I think my grandpa went and got a college degree at age 50, or something, so you can do whatever you want.
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Yeah, there is that small problem of cash as well. One hitch about medicine is that I really can't stand the sight of blood, unless it's my own, LOL.
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Jeffro- I would totally go to med school. If it were free. I think my grandpa went and got a college degree at age 50, or something, so you can do whatever you want.
New "Open Post" feature huh? New toys are cool, but since today is probably a limited engagement, I'll just chirp away right here. :-)
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:06pm.
Yup, I feel ya Mom. Unfortunately there are so few job up here in rural New Hampster that the only jobs that always seem to be out there are healthcare. I think at 39 I'm too old to begin med school, LOL.
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Jeffro- there is this cool new thing now called OPEN POST. Some cranky memaws got all upset about us going all "off topic" all the time, so now there is Open Post and we can all go in there and run around nekkid and talk about dentures and panties and how work sucks and vomit times, or whatever.
we still go off topic though. HAHAAA
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:48pm.
*gives socky purple nurple chesticle*
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Ow! *crying hysterically* *clutching little sock monkey chest* It huuuth!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Wait, I don't understand what this is. She had someone break into her home, sign on to her twitter, and make death threats. Then instead of calling the cops or swat team, she starts twittering as well? This is like one of those teen horror movies where the real dumb one gets taken out right away.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:52pm.
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You're so not alone--even WITH a bachelor's degree, it's no picnic. I hear the same excuses you do. The facts are in the numbers--there's just too much competition right now. Now I'm at the point in my life where I have to change careers and go back to school just to gain some security. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but the fact is it makes me feel like attaining my bachelor's degree was just a big waste because where's the security--or the employment, for that matter--for a career in video editing now?
So now I'm dealing with unemployment. Luckily, I'm collecting--unfortunately, my last check seems to have gotten lost in the mail and the dept. of unemployment/reemployment must wait 2 weeks before placing a stop on it. On top of it, my bank, Chase, keeps trying to steal money from my meager checking account. Had a nice powwow with them this morning. It sucks having to sit home all day because it's still too goddamn cold to go walking anywhere. Not being able to buy a sufficient amount of groceries sucks. A dwindling social life due to insufficient funds sucks. Window shopping sucks. Seeing morons with good-paying jobs sucks. But nobody's gonna hold your hand and say that everything will be ok. When life has thrown you a series of seemingly unending bad luck, the hard truth is that you have to work twice as hard in order to succeed. That also sucks!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:57pm.
Darn it!
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Then again, maybe Kal Penn had another Harold and Kumar to film, and had to leave the show?
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:57pm.
Darn it!
As far as being unemployed...fuck it, I'm not the only one. On behalf of Clarisse, I had to ask myself...WWDD? What Would Darius Do? I spoke unto His Baldness and got the following...
http://www.imeem.com/keltarponspg/music/rM77J6aH/darius-rucker-alright/
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Teddy,
Shhhh sweets! I got chu!
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xxyxz,
Teddy/Eddie or Eddie Izzard??
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Yup, saw House...something's not kosher with Kutner offing hisself...at the end of the episode before (w/ Mos Def), House was seeing fuzzy, conspiracy theorists think the whole season from that point will be a dram aka "Dallas".
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Aw Clarisse,,,Sad-face time
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:52pm.
So.... I know this not the Open Post.. but did you watch House last Monday? I think you are the only House Fan here so I had to ask :-)
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:52pm.
Condolences on the job search.
Maybe Tila will hire to protect her house.
(Had to say this to get past the thread monitor.)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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TITS: I def had the same shit as a child,, had to go to "speech" class,,, there was one kid who tried to be the overachiever and kept saying "Stupendous" and "Satisfactory".... I pushed him off the monkey bars
Unemployment blows!!! I'm going freaking nuts here. Competing with folks holding Bachelor's degrees for shipping&receiving jobs, or find out I am 'overqualified' because my last job had an 'engineer' title.
I don't have to thank you all just yet for the $ as this is the 1st week I'll be drawing unemployment. Had to sell my truck or lose the damn thing, I've been a pickup man since I was 21, so I feel rather neutered, but whatcha gonna do?
It's amazing how much you lose touch with what's going on when you're not on the internet all day...maybe that was another reason I was fired, LMAO! I've got no regrets, the place I worked at is still in the tank.
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Socky, I used to have a wicked lisp as a child. They used to haul me out of class to go to 'speech'. They'd knock on the door, the class would stop and they'd call out my name 'for speech class'. Bastards.
I still remember the flash cards with a log being cut by a saw, and the word 'SAW' in large yellow roundy letters.
Eventually I just stopped talking. Worked better.
*gives socky purple nurple chesticle*
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:34pm.
oh everyone knows you lisp!
If Thwatter Thwitter thwit a thwat of thwittered thwatters,
Where's the thwat of thwattered thwitters Thwatter Thwitter thwitted?
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*kicking ground with little sock monkey foot* *hanging little sock monkey head* I don't lithp!
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But, do you lint?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:40pm
Ok.. I sent you a MS request.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:34pm.
oh everyone knows you lisp!
If Thwatter Thwitter thwit a thwat of thwittered thwatters,
Where's the thwat of thwattered thwitters Thwatter Thwitter thwitted?
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*kicking ground with little sock monkey foot* *hanging little sock monkey head* I don't lithp!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Happy Hour
Ha! I wish