Mel Gibson's Wife Finally Quits The Crazy
In case your body is still in a sugar shock after devouring a flock of Peeps causing you to be foggy in the brains, this picture was taken in the 80s. That gorgeous Aquanet can next to Mel Gibson is his wife Robyn. Robyn totally needs to be on the receiving end of a Aquanet bukkake again, so she can bring back that totally sexy hair now that she's almost legally single and ready to mingle.
TMZ says Robyn gave her husband of 28 years a special Easter present by filing for divorce! Robyn is about to be free of the lunacy!
In the documents, Robyn blamed the standby excuse "irreconcilable differences" on the reason why she wants to throw her marriage into the fire. Robyn may blame "irreconcilable difference," but fucked-up Mel is totally going to blame Jews.
Robyn could also be swimming in a sea of money soon, because she doesn't have a prenup with Mel. According to California law, Robyn is entitled to half of Mel's multi-million dollar fortune. Robyn wants spousal support, joint custody of their 10-year-old son and attorney fees. They have 7 kids together, but only one is a minor.
TMZ says that the divorce doesn't have much to do with the recent rumor that Mel is doing illegal sexy times with some ho. Their problems started long before that mess.
Oh, I hope Robyn bends Mel Gibson over and butt fucks MILLIONS out of his crazy ass! And I hope she calls him "sugartits" while doing say. Get that money, bitch!
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Submitted by Niko on Tue, 04/14/2009 - 7:35am.
LMFAO. Everybody has been talking about "PotC" and I'm just like, WTF DOES PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS SHIT? Only to find out it's actually "Passion of the Christ". LOL.
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Robin called the director and flipped a bitch on her for calling the house...that was funny
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The war isn't working.
yeah he;s a disgusting asshole. I worked with him
gross, short, smoker, rude and fucks around for sure...and for years. Drunk too. periods of sobriety then that crazy fuckery religion... he's mess...she'll be set for 50 lifetimes... but in the end they both will have more than all of us put together. He's dick for sure.
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The war isn't working.
This made my day! Bet she couldn't stand his 875th Easter screening of "PotC" anymore, LOL. I hope she takes half of his money and some "Young Eastern European" drains this hypocrite of the other.
Gibson has had a few girlfriends all through those 28 years, and he hasn't been shy about it. Robyn has put up with more than the crazy, all right. I hope her lawyers are the biggest sharks in the world and they rip him to shreds. She deserves at least 75%!
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:06pm.
Lets see how long stupid continues to practice his catholic faith. As all of us know who grew up in the faith, he cannot remarry if he divorces without an annulment; kind of hard to get with 7 or so kids in the picture.
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In the Catholic Church you can buy your way out of anything. Look at Jackie Kennedy, as a Catholic she was not supposed to be allowed to marry a divorced man. But some greased palms in the right places let her marry Onassis! And he had been married in the Greek Orthodox Church and then divorced.
And yes, Robert Kennedy Jr had some strings pulled for him making his children from his first and long marraige, technically bastards in the eyes of the church!
Mel has got one very pretty face, but the man seems more fucked up every time he opens his mouth!
He is not only a Jew-hater, his father is a famous Holocaust denier in Australia. The old man is rabidly right-wing religiously and politically. no wonder Mel isn't normal!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 10:33pm.
Whatever. U guys are just jelly. MEL, COME TO ME BABY! Your sugartits is waiting!!! LMFAO. *dies*
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LMAO Fuzzy! Don't you know how egomaniacle he is? Do you really think he'll take you up on your offer when you're worshiping The RICKman in your siggy?! *flail*
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I heard the lead singer from Kajagoogoo is available.
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Whatever. U guys are just jelly. MEL, COME TO ME BABY! Your sugartits is waiting!!! LMFAO. *dies*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
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yay for Robyn! take everything!
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:06pm.
Lets see how long stupid continues to practice his catholic faith. As all of us know who grew up in the faith, he cannot remarry if he divorces without an annulment; kind of hard to get with 7 or so kids in the picture.
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Congressman Joseph P. Kennedy II pulled that shit on his first wife.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/06/21/vatican_reverses_ke...
Aw, all the Hail Mary's won't save Mel's soul.
I love the Catholic Church. No matter what kind of fucked up shit you do you can always be forgiven as long as you go to confession or buy your way out of it (which the church is doing again, so all you sinners keep that in mind).
With all the money Robin's going to get don't expect it to be spent on anything good. She already spent $50 million on building their "church". If it were me I would have been spending him money on jewels, clothes and stashing some away on off shore accounts that don't leave a paper trail (be smart golddiggers), but to each their own .
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 6:06pm
He can still get it as long as the church agrees to it no matter how long he was married or how many kids. And I'm sure the Church loves good ole' Mel so they'll have no problem giving him what he wants. Even if he hadn't made PotC with all that cash he could buy his way out of it.
Lets see how long stupid continues to practice his catholic faith. As all of us know who grew up in the faith, he cannot remarry if he divorces without an annulment; kind of hard to get with 7 or so kids in the picture.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 2:50pm.
I hope she marries a jew.
Ha ha ha! That's great. It's so sad how low his image has sunk over the years.
I used to love him, but I hope she takes him to the cleaners.
Robin Wright Penn, Brandi Glanville ( Eddie Cibrian)& Billy Joel, the line forms to the left.
"Get that corn outta my face"
whatever, I like Mel Gibson. I never understood why a man of his caliber was married to that dog anyway....(sorry dogs).
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Go Robyn!
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Oh, I hope Robyn bends Mel Gibson over and butt fucks MILLIONS out of his crazy ass! And I hope she calls him "sugartits" while doing say. Get that money, bitch!
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My sentiments exactly! That dude is one fucked-in-the-head asshole. Go out & celebrate, Mel, by getting blind drunk and then having a nap on the Santa Monica Freeway!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
After all those kids, I bet she can't even *blink* without piddling.
Some people don't know how good they've got it. This woman married him when he was a poor, unknown actor. She was a nurse at the time by the way--she probably earned more than he did. She gave him 8 children, stuck with him after he cheated on her REPEATEDLY, didn't badmouth him in public. He is a fool for treating her that way and she deserves every cent she'll be getting. Do you really think these young twits he's seen around with want him because of his fabulous personality? They are there for the money and fame. His wife loved and supported him when he had neither.
I hope she marries a jew.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
"In 2006, Gibson's fortune was estimated at $900 million. Under California law, community property -- which includes earnings -- is divided 50/50...Robyn, who has seven children with Gibson, has requested spousal support and attorneys' fees...She is also seeking joint physical and legal custody of their son, Tom, who turns 10 Tuesday. (Tom is their only child who is a minor.)"
What a fucking greedy bitch. As if 450 MILLION DOLLARS,is not enough money to raise your son and pay your attorney. I hope this bitch gets shanked in the ass by a rusty blade.
Perhaps Mel should hire McCartney's lawyer, what's a few hundred mil less gonna really deprive her of a fabulous lifestyle? I guess we'll have to keep tuned in to what surely will be a long-drag-out-fight for the cash. Yeah!!
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We hate Fish!!!
WHy does that icky stinky fish think she deserves ANYTHING after sponging in luxury off Mel for 28 years.
Here in Spain when something like this happens, with all that money at stake, the fish often has a sudden and fatal 'accident'!
Good on you, Robyn.
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Submitted by krazykelly on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by cantankerous on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:21pm.
Um, excuse me! Why the hell do you sluts keep saying she's GOING TO be rich and she hit the jackpot and crap like that?! She's ALREADY rich. It's ALREADY HER money too. They've been married since way before they got rich. They got rich TOGETHER
Yea that was her that directed Braveheart and decided to make a movie in some dead language which resulted in being the highest grossing rated R (thanks jeopardy) movie of all time. Yea that was her, they did it together...ugghhh
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
She waited 28 years to divorce this racist tool?
The judge should arrest her for settling for that drunk piece for nearly three decades!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Even if she gets half, he's still very rich. I'd take five years off and spend it on the beach in Costa Rica with that close personal friend.
Submitted by krazykelly on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by cantankerous on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:21pm.
They are rich together because of community property. Now, she will be rich separately.
She will not have get Mel's permission to sell jointly owned assets ... and she will no longer be liable for his separate debts or any debt he incurred that did not benefit the marital estate.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Shrugging off prednisone induced haze...
Mel getting shit canned?
Looks outside window for the four horsemen.
Better by a lotto ticket. Hell is freezing over.
*Freebird: mantra of the moron*
~Bill Hicks~
Submitted by cantankerous on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:21pm.
Um, excuse me! Why the hell do you sluts keep saying she's GOING TO be rich and she hit the jackpot and crap like that?! She's ALREADY rich. It's ALREADY HER money too. They've been married since way before they got rich. They got rich TOGETHER
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I was thinking the same thing. She married him before he was famous. That's why there was no pre-nup. There was no need for one, he wasn't rich and famous at that time/ She is completely entitled to her share of the fortune. It's her money too. 50/50.
Whenever a beauty (like Mel) marries a dog (like Robin) you can put money on the fact that the beauty is a big 'ol 'MO!
Mel is known to be 'of the persuasia' and we have verificatia of this. Mel may fuck fish night and day, but he also likes men.
Also, although Mel is said to suffer from tinymeat he has a gorgeous ass and may sit on our face any day he wants!
Hence the benefits of putting up with some crazy asshole for more than a decade or two, you get half of his multi-million dollar fortune because he forgot to get a prenup. Justice totally served!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by LA on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:14pm.
The fact that she signed the papers on Holy Thursday is pure poetry.
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Followed by very Good Friday.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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The fact that she signed the papers on Holy Thursday is pure poetry.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:09pm.
Momus
I'll just stay with saggy tits instead
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Good idea.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus
I'll just stay with saggy tits instead
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 1:00pm.
After 28 years.. why not just hang in there for the long haul.
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Maybe she's reached her limit of how much of his egotistical drunken abuse she can tolerate.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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After 28 years.. why not just hang in there for the long haul.
There was a time this would've made me so happy! Now he's just ew.
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she needs a half triber like me to bust her out on the town and spend mel's money ;p
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:40pm.
Can I divorce him too??
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Yeah. But, you won't get any spousal support.
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what about a car? House? something? lol
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You can keep the nickname "Sugar Tits".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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For all you biatches saying she's entitled to half all i got to do is quote tony soprano when talking to carmella about their divorce...."your entitled to SHIT"
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Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:04pm.
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Hehe much obliged.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:40pm.
Can I divorce him too??
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Yeah. But, you won't get any spousal support.
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what about a car? House? something? lol