A Lucite Creampie
The Empress of Lucite spent her Easter afternoon with her girls and a fellow elegant beauty at Millions of Milkshakes where she launched her own milkshake. No, that's not milkshake in Shauna's mouth in the picture above. Right before this picture was taken, Shauna caught a glimpse of herself in the glass and her mouth jizzed itself at her stunning gorgeousness. Yes, even Shauna's mouth still can't control itself when faced with such high levels of elegance.
Shauna wasn't only there to make a creampie, she also wanted to speak out about her recent domestic abuse situation. As you may know, a hideous monster who hates all things beautiful attacked our Empress. This isn't the first time, but it will be the last! That's what Shauna says. And she also has a message to all women who are involved in an abusive relationship. The Empress can help with her elegant words and factual statistics. Shauna cared so much about delivering this important public service announcement that she forgot to put on actual clothes before she left the house, but she is still the epitome of class and refinement.
Here's more pictures of Shauna and one of her courtesan making her signature milkshake yesterday.
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DISGUSTED! is my only comment.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Nice jizzmouth impression, skank. Did you make sure to teach your daughters how to do that?
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
She is super duper ugly, but I am still seriously craving a milkshake. Bitch. Why is she talking exactly like PP? Their voices sound practically identical to me.
Christ on a skeevy cracker. Are we certain that Shauna Sand and her fugly friend didn't drop down behind the counter and milkshake every single male in that shop? Fancy going out with your fake jugs hanging out like so? Ewwwww. Pity the example those kids are being set by those two overripe slags. It's also worth noting that Shauna Sand will never look any "better" than this and that it's all downhill from here.
I think the courtesan is bobbi trendy
If pictures were worth a thousand words... then that pic has said MORE than a mouthful!
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Hmmm...I shall try to say something nice about this individual....trying to be positive...ah fuck it, she is one vile, skanky, nasty pig. Sorry Shauna, there is not one redeeming iota about you, slutty tramp plastic smelly!
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What is it with this Millions of Milkshakes place? It attracts the doucheiest Z-listers!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:39pm.
Yes.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:07pm.
Lips always open - check.
Fake tits - check.
Fake hair - check.
Fake tan - check.
Too much plastic surgery - check.
Elbows back to accentuate bosom - check
Sway and wiggle of bosom - check.
French manicure - check
French manicure ON TOES - check.
Lingerie in lieu of clothing - check.
Hooker shoes - check.
All of the above while trying hard to sound smart when talking about abuse of women - check.
Ladies and gentlemen! It's official!! We have ourselves a low-class no-account true blue slut!
HWAT! Can you make me look like her???!
And why hasn't Bai Ling become her friend yet? They'd be amazing in public together. This 'Go GURLLLL' compadre in these pictures is an amalgam of Bobby Trendy and Kim Vo. She needs a better wingman.
wedge flip flops = lucite trainers.
Submitted by cantankerous on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:25pm.
Did anyone else notice that she sounds strangely similar to Phoebe Price?
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Yes - 'stupid' does have a accent.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Did anyone else notice that she sounds strangely similar to Phoebe Price?
My God, I feel bad for the kids, they have no chance but to be our future sluts of tomorrow.
Lips always open - check.
Fake tits - check.
Fake hair - check.
Fake tan - check.
Too much plastic surgery - check.
Elbows back to accentuate bosom - check
Sway and wiggle of bosom - check.
French manicure - check
French manicure ON TOES - check.
Lingerie in lieu of clothing - check.
Hooker shoes - check.
All of the above while trying hard to sound smart when talking about abuse of women - check.
Ladies and gentlemen! It's official!! We have ourselves a low-class no-account true blue slut!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Where is Lorenzo Lamas? Coming his chest hairs? I mean just cuz shes a mom I know she can dress sexy but she looks likes a 50y.o washed up Frederick model; wearing a teddy/bustier with the lil girls.
What more can one say?
Shauna Rulez!
MK, I think she deserves to be crowned "Hot Slut of All Time".
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
PLEASE! SOMEONE!!! RESCUE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!
Bangoskank and Masterblaster: Thank GOD! I would just have to give up. Cause that is nasty.
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
"do men really find this attractive?!"
No, we don't. Or I don't. Not even remotely.
1 - I'd hate my mom if she did this shit to me.
2 - her daughters are so cute
3 - her shoes are insane
4 - her 'friend' is a f'ugly as fug
Snideychick sez:
For just a sec I thought that was Jocelyn Wildenstein with the Empress. They both have the same botched plastic surgery face.
oh God, another genius of Jessica Simpson's level. When will she start writing poetry?
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"I don’t look good naked. I've got chicken legs and my balls hang too low. I hear they get lower and saggier as you get older, and that’s fucked up. I'll have to tuck mine into my socks."
- Enrique Iglesias
Submitted by MissJaneTexas
do men really find this attractive?!
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No offense, MK, but I think that "courtesan" was used improperly.
But who the fuck is that chick, indeed. When Shauna Sand is your fashion inspiration, just whoa...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
There's so much wrong with this story and the accompanying photos that it's hard to know where to start.
Oh well, at least she hasn't hooked up with David Spade, joined Scientology, practiced Kaballah or eaten out SamRo. We must find our small victories where we can.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 8:45am.
Her poor, poor daughters.
So true. After all the dissing of their mother, (it really is TOO easy), the thought that remains is, "Her poor, poor daughters.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What beautiful Easter outfits! <<*eyesroll*>>
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Hmm; she doesn't look as slutty as usual.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Shauna to daughters before the Milkshake gig:
...*cue baby voice*
"Okay, girlies. Mommy is gonna go take pictures of pretend jizz coming out of my mouth and thexy poses. I'll just wear this nightgown cuz it looks thexy. Don't stand too close to Mommy cause I'm the pretty one. And don't be afraid if you hear Mommy use big words like sta-sta-tis-tes-ticuellary or something like that."
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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Is she serious? I mean, really? It's so much its's funny...she actually thinks she's hot in those ridiculous shoes, dark eyebrows, bleach blonde mess of hair and fake titays all over the place.
I am speechless...
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 9:48am.
Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
Now, I'm not a man. Nor do I have a weenis. But I can honestly say that if I was...and I did...there is no way in hell I'd be able to coax it back out from inside my pelvis where it surely would dive upon seeing this hot mess coming at me. How, in the name of all that is holy, did this woman get anyone to impregnate her? More than once?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
That other thing is scarrrrrrrry. Is that a woman? Or a man trying really hard to be? ugh. do men really find this attractive?!
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Submitted by Capitanne on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 9:34am.
Was her friend born Asian
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More importantly, was she born a man? That's a straight up tranny lookin mess right there.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
How bad is Lorenzo Lamas that he can't full custody of those poor girls?
Was her friend born Asian with that Mask disease or did she pay a doctor to do that to make her look "younger"? Why do women in LA think cheek implants, anus mouths and scared eyebrows make you look like anything but a post-op trannie...?
In every picture of skanky shauna where she's with her kids, she looks like some street hooker who couldn't get a baby sitter, so she brought the kids to work the corner with her.
Oh-Fuckin-Kay. I was right. She totally harshed my mellow and now I must go back and watch Susan's Hot Slut video again.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
For a half second I thought her friend was DJ Ladyboy, I mean tribe.
When you have to make a decision to wear nipple shields to go get a milkshake, you know that the end of the world is near.
She woke up one morning and said to herself "Well if Rihanna doesn't want the poster child for abuse spot, I'll take it!"
Problem is, just looking at her I want to slap her and hearing her speak makes me want to punch myself.
At least she knows it's important to dress the part when you speak out on serious issues.
Seriously I just want to cry for those poor little girls. What chance do they have at life, being raised by a mother like that?
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All the makeup on her face is making my screen dirty!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
JAJAJAJAJAJA dumb whore and her friend is even the same with the "clothes". and they want respect? well who would gain respect with wearing a nighty whatever in public with her young daughters?!! Yeah oooooook. I feel for the girls. Oh I think those are new lucite sandals, the heel is higher. Her speaking is even embarrasing. Jezus!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin: "I bet that her daughters will miraculously grow up to be lawyers or doctors in spite of her trash-ho skankness and father's douchery."
At least one of them will, I'm sure. Probably the eldest. The little one might be good, too. But the middle one will carry the torch of skandom in tribute to her mother.
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 8:58am.
I bet that her daughters will miraculously grow up to be lawyers or doctors in spite of her trash-ho skankness and father's douchery.
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Yes, that's entirely possible. If they get taunted enough about their mother, they (or at least one of them) may turn their back on skankdom.
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Shine on you Crazy Diamond
Her poor daughters...to have such a stupid whore for a mother.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.