Vadge Is Begging For Mercy!!!
Vadge really, really hates losing. The African baby snatcher's plans were de-fucking-railed after a judge declined her purchase of a baby, because had not lived in Malawi for at least 18-months . Vadge is already planning to build a house there and now she has pleaded her case to Malawi's Nation newspaper after they asked her ass a bunch of questions. Vadge hiked up her roidy-cooch, got on her news and begged!!!!
"I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
Welcome to the world that exists outside of your head, Vadge! Seriously, this bitch really can't wrap her sascrotch around something called rules. If she wants to win in the end that badly, she just needs to take her haggy ass to Malawi, sit down for 18-months and then collect her prize. It's not hard. I just hope that at the end of 18 months, the judge shoots her down again! Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh!
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*all cameras on her* Vadge has that intense look of a participant at a pricey Sotheby's auction where you don't take your eyes off the prize & auctioneer for one second for fear someone will outbid you.
Oh, and who the fuck wears a leather jacket (zipped up to her throat) in sweltering heat? Who!?! That ain't natural.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Hey, this doesn't have anything to do with Ma-whorra... But I found this site by googling the words JILLIAN NUTRISYSTEM CUNT. Great site!
Way to try to manipulate the population by using the media you sad cow. Oh, and yeah right, how many kids that have grown-up as spoiled, indulged celebrity spawn trot back over to the countries of their birth to lend a helping hand rather than hanging out in clubs? Hell,even Magpie only heads over to Malawi for self-promotion-when was the last time she went over without a bunch of cameras in tow and helped out around her orphanage?
Either Vadge has a bad facelift scar or she is trying to hide her elephant ears - with the perpetual long hair.
Discuss!
Vadge looks ok for 55. Where can we get cheek implants like Vadge has?
Whoa! Guess ya didn't figure the humidity would make your face swell...huh, Vadge?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Did she just get punched in the face?
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*standing on top of hamper* Okay, wait. *adjusting cashmere chesticles*
*screaming through cheerleader megaphone (yeah, I kept it)*
Yo, Bitch! This is reality!!! It's time you stepped into it!!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
She's looking like her old self in this photo.
For 18 months she could have half the natives with machetes keep that bush of hers trimmed.
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Submitted by Green Is Good: "It" will get its way in the end. And the Nanny will raise the kid, while Madge goes on her summer "Look At Me" Tour."
I bet the kids are happier with the nanny. I'm sure the nanny(ies) let(s) the kids eat candy and watch TV occasionally. I sure as hell would.
I may not get to sneak away to Target today.
Hey, Madge- wanna know what us regualr folks do when we dont get our way?
WE FUCKING DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
The judge didn't say that Vadge couldn't adopt Mercy; he merely said that she needed to establish residency for 18mos. The judge is right about the slippery slope of human trafficking and pedos.
If she really wanted Mercy, she would establish residency. Other people who want to adopt abroad have to jump through bigger hoops than Vadge.
The issue isn't whether Vadge would be a good mother or give the child a great life. The issue is merely residency. Of course, Vadge found a sneaky way of avoiding having to spend 18mo in a 3rd world country: just build a house there.
oh,esther....move to africa already! please...just go.
"It" will get its way in the end. And the Nanny will raise the kid, while Madge goes on her summer "Look At Me" Tour.
I like that photo. It looks like she has a blackeye or like the smoke monster from LOST is going to pick her up and throw her plastic ass against a palm tree.
I'm all for this adoption. Its not about Madonna for me. Its about making a dirt poor kid a very very rich bitch. In the time it takes Vadge to sign the paperwork. Going from broke to rich in 5mins. Priceless!
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She looks crosseyed in this picture, like she's trying to see a fly on her nose or something.
meh.
she just can't stand that anyone would say "No" to her.
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hopefully the tribes people boil her. the chief can put her pussy bone through his nose
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:57am.
is there a big black splotch on than pic or am i getting glaucoma in my eyeballs? whad i miss?
LMAO...it's a shadow. I thought for a second it was dried up jizz on my eyeballs again until you said something.
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Submitted by Shelley on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:55am.
Maybe she should adopt Blaaaaakes baby on the way.
And then swing by Cali and pick up Octomom's litter.
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is there a big black splotch on than pic or am i getting glaucoma in my eyeballs? whad i miss?
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Maybe she should adopt Blaaaaakes baby on the way.
"Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh!"
It's like the end of Ghostbusters II. Maybe if the world sings Auld Lang Syne, she'll explode and we'll never have to hear from her again.
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