Vadge Is Begging For Mercy!!!
Vadge really, really hates losing. The African baby snatcher's plans were de-fucking-railed after a judge declined her purchase of a baby, because had not lived in Malawi for at least 18-months . Vadge is already planning to build a house there and now she has pleaded her case to Malawi's Nation newspaper after they asked her ass a bunch of questions. Vadge hiked up her roidy-cooch, got on her news and begged!!!!
"I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
Welcome to the world that exists outside of your head, Vadge! Seriously, this bitch really can't wrap her sascrotch around something called rules. If she wants to win in the end that badly, she just needs to take her haggy ass to Malawi, sit down for 18-months and then collect her prize. It's not hard. I just hope that at the end of 18 months, the judge shoots her down again! Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh!
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& later for now, hot Easter peeps -- will keep checking for if/when MK revives from his Cadbury coma, and avoid more refreshing trips to Vadge's sweaty mug.
Ok, wait a minute: so she intends to raise a child in the lap of luxury then force them back to the same country she was 'rescuing' them from? That woman is so full of herself...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
No way in hell she's going to live in Africa for 18 months; she's probably going to build the house then go on "tour" so she doesn't have to live with the little people. Why doesn't she just give up and have in vitro if she's so desperate for a child? Or adopt from ANOTHER country? There are poor starving children all over the world that need homes; why does she HAVE to have one from Malawi?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
The minute she stretched out her manly, veiny claw-like hands towards that child...the whole village of Malawi ran screaming.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
btw, check out Jon Stewart's old stuff on Comedy Central about Vadge, GENIUS commentary. I can't imagine anyone more disgusting to Jewish people besides Mann Coulter the "perfectable Jews" advocate, guh
OY, Val! or should I say OY VEY, cuz Vadge's all Jewish and all haa!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 2:38pm.
HEY wait a minute! Brazilian Jesus is given up right around Lent...looks like Vadge's still downlow practicing Catholic hmmm..
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Well, Brazilian Jesus just proves that she does the whole molesting young boys thing.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by whatyagonnado on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 2:22pm.
Uh, HELLOOOOOOO?! Where do you think you are? Disneyland?
IT'S DLISTED! If you want warm and fuzzy Madonna posts, go elsewhere!
*throws box of empty Peeps*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
HEY wait a minute! Brazilian Jesus is given up right around Lent, and it seems she's been rolling in some ashes by the looks of this pic...looks like Vadge's still downlow practicing Catholic hmmm..
Mr. Valtrex, my fingers are juuust holding it together while I laffs to say I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 2:26pm.
Madonna's not getting involved until Jesus goes back to being a butt pirate.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She didnt tell you that the valley where she wants to build her school and is now adding a house for herslef, is home to over 500 families that use the land to grow food to feed their families. They asked for her to fine some other land to build as they will all be displaced, Madge or Minge has her site set on their land.
sllllluuuurpy kiss, Valtrex ;D
and right, Who Datt! Vadge needs to adopt a pirate -- take care of her rough shag needs AND her public-giving needs in one fell n uglay swoop!
Now that the captain has been saved, is it possible for the US Navy Seals to swing by Malawi and rescue Mercy from Madge?
Michael K, pull back, dear. You're little too obsessed with your hatred.
There are no rules in Malawi. There are no laws. They're making this up as they go along.
& my pleasure,PSL!
EXACTLY, X!
There's no deadlier swimmers than American swimmers ahaa and MUAH!
aeesome Pearl Necklace! thanks for sharing....
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What's happened has happened,what's coming is already on its way- with a role for me to play
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Madonna looks meth haggard here. Geez, all that plastic surgery and stretching out her face for nothing. What a waste of money! Too bad she can't trade in her roided out snatch for a normal looking one...I guess desperation for attention does this to celebwhores. So now no one wants to let her adopt a baby, she should try another country like Angie does every once in awhile.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
LINK:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/12/us-captain-richard-phillips-...
BREAKING NEWS:
CAPTAIN PHILLIPS FREED BY THE MOST FABULOUS NAVY ON THE PLANET. 3 DEAD PIRATES, ONE IN CUSTODY
SWEET!!!!
She totally looks like a battered wife in that photo.....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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i hate celebrities
call me a sucker, but i'm starting to feel bad for madge.couldn't she put three kids in the deal as well.
I can see how hard this must be for her.. it's really showing on her face. *cringe*
It actually must be rough for her though.. considering she could own Malawi if she really wanted to. That would probably piss me off too...some judge who probably makes 10 bucks an hour telling me I can't save a damn kid from poverty. Shove a 2 million dollar check in the judge's face, Madgiekins. You'll get the kid in a hot minute.. free shipping and handling! It's the American way!
Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 12:34pm.
"Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
There are five letters "I" in that paragraph and just *one* "Mercy". I may be stretching but isn't this proof enough that this all about *her* and not the child?
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It's always about Madge. Didn't you get the memo? Next, she'll buy the Royal Throne of Malawi, and crown herself Queen.
Wanna bet that her construction budget includes large, ambiguous government fees?
I know it's the lighting but it so looks like somebody clocked that bitch.
Vadge needs to reroute her tenacious goal achieving tendencies back to yoga, vein-poppingly toned arms, and endless Kabbalah sessions, and leave the world's children ALONE.
"Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
There are five letters "I" in that paragraph and just *one* "Mercy". I may be stretching but isn't this proof enough that this all about *her* and not the child?
superpop,
Perez isn't a snarky bitch. He's just very dimwitted, obnoxious, grating, and desperately self-promoting. There is literally no similarity between Perez and Michael K other than they both happen to have blogs. But so do 8 trillion other people.
She should win a prize for packing the most outrageous lies into a soundbite, and she prbly does it with a straight (or as str8 as possible after surgery) face.
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Submitted by Superpop on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 12:25pm.
MK is turning into a snarky bitch just like Perez.
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LOL! Perez is an ass-kissing fleabag who steals "his" snark from MK. I took a look at that fat bastard long enough to note that. Fat mofo's all about keeping traffic coming to his site and media asskissing for his radio gigs and party passes, snore.
MK is turning into a snarky bitch just like Perez.
Vadge is such an attention whore I seriously doubt she can live away from the paps that long and her precious kabbalah center...she needs to get over herself.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 12:01pm.
In all her glorious anorexia, Vadge probably isn't able to stick to her usual all-day work-out schedule. She's trying to sweat off the pounds!
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Yeah, she's retaining water and has to sweat out the kaballamadonnaballah water she drinks all the damn day! Why couldn't she stick a toothbrush down her throat...like normal people? Shit.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by litefire on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:53am.
why, oh why, does she feel the need to totally "dress the part" when she goes there? It's the same sarong/hat/washed out look. it's like she has her baby buying outfit.
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MAAAHAHA!! Much like Jessica Simp's "eatin' dress" ;D
If Im remembering right, thats the same BS story Angelina gave about Zahara..someday she would go back and help her people...yeah! those kids will be so spoiled rotten by the time they are 10, they won't be thinking about a third world country!
If you care so much Vadge, just exchange the hostage from that pirate ship for you. Really, nobody gives a flying fuck about you, so let it be.
Submitted by Reese2029 on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:14am.
The judge didn't say that Vadge couldn't adopt Mercy; he merely said that she needed to establish residency for 18mos. The judge is right about the slippery slope of human trafficking and pedos.
If she really wanted Mercy, she would establish residency. Other people who want to adopt abroad have to jump through bigger hoops than Vadge.
The issue isn't whether Vadge would be a good mother or give the child a great life. The issue is merely residency. Of course, Vadge found a sneaky way of avoiding having to spend 18mo in a 3rd world country: just build a house there.
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EXACTLY and THANK YOU for saying what my half-awake mind wants to right now!
gotDAMN laughed so hard almost got the Heimlich from my man choking on eggs thanks MK!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:47am.
"who the fuck wears a leather jacket (zipped up to her throat) in sweltering heat? Who!?! That ain't natural."
In all her glorious anorexia, Vadge probably isn't able to stick to her usual all-day work-out schedule. She's trying to sweat off the pounds!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:49am.
Okay, out of sheer boredom, I tried this and nothing special popped up. The NutriSystem site, pretty much. I was hoping the word "cunt" would yield something snarky and juicy, but it didn't.
I declare it SPAM.
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*strikes little sock monkey gavel twice* Here! Here! Hekki!
ON T: Her face looks like it's about to have a fucking botox blowout!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Well, I'm American, & I agree 100% with Ford_Prefect. We do have a very nasty habit of allowing those who are privileged to be above the law.
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I also despise the ProActiv douche and that weightloss football-loving cunt. ... I also hate that bitch Jillian Barberi who does the nutrisystem commercial .... Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 3, 2008 - 7:50am. ...
I can see you guys are going to be as paranoid as the hags at RiverDaughter.
I won't bother posting agin and mess with your sad world. This happens every time i try to join a conversation. That's why I should stick to developing apps for the web and not actually have anything to do with anybody who uses the damned thing.
why, oh why, does she feel the need to totally "dress the part" when she goes there? It's the same sarong/hat/washed out look. it's like she has her baby buying outfit.
Submitted by Daryl-Thelmas-Hubby: "Hey, this doesn't have anything to do with Ma-whorra... But I found this site by googling the words JILLIAN NUTRISYSTEM CUNT. Great site!"
Okay, out of sheer boredom, I tried this and nothing special popped up. The NutriSystem site, pretty much. I was hoping the word "cunt" would yield something snarky and juicy, but it didn't.
I declare it SPAM.
Talk about ugly!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
"How American that the rules don't apply to Vadge."
What is "American" about rules not applying? Are you suggesting that this is a trait that only Americans exude? Fuck you and your anti-American sentiments.
How American that the rules don't apply to Vadge. Money and fame whoring should count for something? Meh. Too bad Malawi isn't like a mall pet store, where one can pick up the puppy of choice and pay with a credit card.
18 mons isn't that much time. Vadge should shut her yap, stay in Malawi and grow a brain.
*Freebird: mantra of the moron*
~Bill Hicks~