Vadge Is Begging For Mercy!!!
Vadge really, really hates losing. The African baby snatcher's plans were de-fucking-railed after a judge declined her purchase of a baby, because had not lived in Malawi for at least 18-months . Vadge is already planning to build a house there and now she has pleaded her case to Malawi's Nation newspaper after they asked her ass a bunch of questions. Vadge hiked up her roidy-cooch, got on her news and begged!!!!
"I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
Welcome to the world that exists outside of your head, Vadge! Seriously, this bitch really can't wrap her sascrotch around something called rules. If she wants to win in the end that badly, she just needs to take her haggy ass to Malawi, sit down for 18-months and then collect her prize. It's not hard. I just hope that at the end of 18 months, the judge shoots her down again! Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh!
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What I want to know, is Madonna one of Bret Michaels finalists on Rock of Love?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:17pm.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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@Uncle Ashy: From what I've heard you've got a lady in every port!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:15pm.
I knew I should have made your avatar with rolling eyes.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:15pm.
Nice one sushi...and to add to that, we have to stop apologizing to every country that was affected by our faultering economy....it just goes to show you just how dependent the rest of the world is on the survival of the US economy.
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Manimal5!!!! What is up?
Excellent comment!
Just think where Hiroshima and Nagasaki would be without our financial support!!!! Of course, AFTER we taught them a real good AMERICAN lesson!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:12pm.
Did you happen to note where the flag was made?
Yah, I'm here to stir shit - who wants to lick the spoon?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:06pm.
I hate when other people from other countries bash Americans. Americans are a nice bunch. Never snobby.
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Some fuck stole my American flag and its flagpole from my front lawn on Friday night. Hopefully they will fly it proudly as I did.....recognizing our National symbol of sacrifice and freedom.
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Sorry to hear that!
I feel sure that you will have no problem getting your other flag pole to stand at attention in no time
"There was absolutely no reason to link Madonna's narcissism with being American. Just an unnecessary swipe at all Americans. I am so sick of our country being bashed, especially after we fucking pay the goddamn bills in Africa not to mention other countries with enormous contributions of taxpayer dollars."
Nice one sushi...and to add to that, we have to stop apologizing to every country that was affected by our faultering economy....it just goes to show you just how dependent the rest of the world is on the survival of the US economy.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:06pm.
I hate when other people from other countries bash Americans. Americans are a nice bunch. Never snobby.
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Some fuck stole my American flag and its flagpole from my front lawn on Friday night. Hopefully they will fly it proudly as I did.....recognizing our National symbol of sacrifice and freedom.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Wait, Sushi, who are you talking to?
I hate when other people from other countries bash Americans. Americans are a nice bunch. Never snobby.
"You know what? FUCK YOU! I'm entitled to an opinion, & I didn't say it never happens elsewhere. What the fuck does her accent have to do with anything?????? Why don't you shut the fuck up, you fucking moron?"
Sorry but I can't stand idley by while someone trashes Americans and someone else, an American, agrees.
Her being American has NOTHING to do with her being some fucking bitch on wheels trying to buy off a country and bend rules.
For years, every time a violent crime happens here in America, I hear the "only in America" bullshit. Well, guess what fuckers, it is happening EVERYWHERE. Yep, violent crimes aren't American born.
There was absolutely no reason to link Madonna's narcissism with being American. Just an unnecessary swipe at all Americans. I am so sick of our country being bashed, especially after we fucking pay the goddamn bills in Africa not to mention other countries with enormous contributions of taxpayer dollars.
Hey, PSL! Yeah, I'm liking the new look. If she keeps this up, maybe... NO! MUST.STOP.NOW.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Vadge, stop with the fake brown roots. We all know your hair is silver. We all know that you wouldn't wait to get your single process blond roots done.
Who does she think she's kidding?
hey Mr Pres! Did you happen to see Aubrey's makeover? She must have been so embarrassed that she is the Reigning Fug Champ on gofugyourself.com! Her new look is soft...I thought you were a goner again.
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"I don’t look good naked. I've got chicken legs and my balls hang too low. I hear they get lower and saggier as you get older, and that’s fucked up. I'll have to tuck mine into my socks."
- Enrique Iglesias
Looks like she'll have to work a little harder on mastering her fake Malawian accent.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Nice pic Vadge. it looks like a shiner on her left eye. Perhaps Woody Harrelson mistook her for a zombie and punched her in the face.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Looks like that woman has had botox on her neck.
What is wrong with aging?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 6:30pm.
Hmm..well, that's kinda' true. I mean, it wouldn't be true altruism unless I got to tell everyone that Viggo let me sit on his face.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 6:28pm.
Poor little tiny mia wouldn't last two seconds if she sat on sascrotch.
she's be flicked off like a fly.
and it's only altruism if everyone knows about it right?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
My offer still stands. My mom's got a hemmorhoid removal scheduled for next week. For only pennies a day, Vadge could hire it as a stand in for 18 months.
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Submitted by TITS
She needs a sit down with Mia Farrow.
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Can't we just have Mia sit down "on" her instead? Megolamanic Madonna couldn't gleen a clue from someone's who's remotely altruistic.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
STILL no new post?
ugh.
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you got a piece of me, and honestly
my life would suck without you
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 6:13pm.
j/k...i still love my "old-skool" dlisting pals!
And it's BYOSTD of course
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She looks like JOAQUIN PHOENIX.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 6:13pm.
Hahaha! Grape!
I am gonna sue! I did NOT authorize you to make me a co-host~!
j/k! I can't wait to see "Smokin hot" Bret and his fine European hair extensions! He oozes self confidence AND self tanner!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
On topic: this madonna adopting this kid has me all conflicted...i dont know which is better or worse...just glad i'm not the judge in this case...however, i would rule in favor of madonna being ugly
again... she's not adopting a special needs child in her own country because....?
If she's such a earth mother why doesn't she adopt/foster kids from anywhere? Why this one specific country.
She needs a sit down with Mia Farrow.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Rock of Herpes Bus Finale Tweet Special on twitter tonite...DevilGirl and I will be hosting...Feel free to find me on twitter as Grapedrinkbaby365 or DG as Devilgirl7734...Pre-party kicks off at 7:45 central time.
For those non-twitterers(losers), it's basically like a live blog.
j/k...i still love my "old-skool" dlisting pals!
And it's BYOSTD of course!
Maybe this is OT but when did have her last hit song?
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If she wants the kid so damn bad she would've respected the rules and done the 18 months in Malawi.
It's not a purse they're gonna put you on the waiting list for. You don't just point and say "I want that one!"
This bitch is just plain lazy and used to having shit handed to her and exceptions made for her. Well guess what crypt keeper you are going to have to put forth more effort than extending your finger in a certain direction.
*insert Vadge's pretentious airs & fake british accent HERE* "How much is that bloody orphan in the window & where can I can my fringe trimmed?"
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 3:27pm.
Somehow I doubt Malawi is a lawless land. The word law is right there in the spelling of it's name.
hahaha. But so is "mal."
You'd think with all that money she could buy herself a younger, less crack-whorish face.
CHARLES MANSON
FUCK THOSE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SOMALIANS OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU GOT TO FUCKING CALL THEM. FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES. THE NAVY SHOT THEM DEAD AND HAS A 4TH ON ON BOARD. THE CAPTAIN IS SAVED SO BE A LIZARD ON A ROCK AND A BUG IN THE BUSH.
My mom is older than Madonna and she doesn't look at all beat like Madonna. Just because someone is 50, doesn't mean that they have to look hideous! I agree with PSL, Madonna looks beat from all her plastic surgeries and botoxed bullshit. If you take care of yourself, you don't have to look your age. My Grandmother never looked like a Granny but she took care of herself and that's what made the difference.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
She's stressed cuz she thought she was going to waltz in there and voila! Red carpet rolled out and it was going to be easy!
PFFT! Welcome to the real world Schmadge!
yeah, but it's like she's trying to look haggard when she's there.
seems like it's all part of her costume.
seriously Vadge, give it a rest.
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The war isn't working.
xerquina, people are ragging on the amount of work she has had done, not that she is 50. If she had some body fat, and less surgery, she probably wouldn't look so haggard.
Michelle Pfieffer is 50 also, and looks much better than this.
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you got a piece of me, and honestly
my life would suck without you
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everyone's talking about how beat, methfaced, and haggard she looks. news flash people! the bitch is 50...50!!! no amount of a newborn's blood or botox is gonna fend of mother nature.
Schmadge looks a little weathered there.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 12:11pm.
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as i learned early this morning (thanks to Team V)it's Easter today. so let's be peaceful or else mr. easter bunny will cry. you don't wanna make cute bunnies cry do ya?!
what magic does little mercy have that madonna must capture? the fountain of youth? the secret to longeivity? the keys to the kabbalah temple? one can only imagine....
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nice ass...when does it open?
Perez schmerez. There is NO comparison whatsoever between Perez and MK. MK is a delightful darling of Celebritywhore Blogdom. Perez is a famewhore period.
I don't see anything wrong with what she said, at least she's doing something, unlike most lazy hateful bloggers.
don't bother replying, this is a hit and run comment.
Submitted by whatyagonnado on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 2:22pm.
There are no rules in Malawi. There are no laws. They're making this up as they go along.
Somehow I doubt Malawi is a lawless land. The word law is right there in the spelling of it's name.
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Riddle me this, what can an adopted child of Madonna's do to help Malawi that Vadge herself can't do now? Why is Vadge making Malawi wait 18 years?
So she's already earmarked two little kids with the hefty task of saving their birthland "you don't owe me a thing David..."
Looking forward to seeing Lourdes helping the poor of the USA.