Vadge Is Begging For Mercy!!!
Vadge really, really hates losing. The African baby snatcher's plans were de-fucking-railed after a judge declined her purchase of a baby, because had not lived in Malawi for at least 18-months . Vadge is already planning to build a house there and now she has pleaded her case to Malawi's Nation newspaper after they asked her ass a bunch of questions. Vadge hiked up her roidy-cooch, got on her news and begged!!!!
"I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
Welcome to the world that exists outside of your head, Vadge! Seriously, this bitch really can't wrap her sascrotch around something called rules. If she wants to win in the end that badly, she just needs to take her haggy ass to Malawi, sit down for 18-months and then collect her prize. It's not hard. I just hope that at the end of 18 months, the judge shoots her down again! Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh!
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Easter Tiger says... "Can't we all just get along?"
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:22pm.
Nah........I'll sleep well right here in my own country under the full envelope of protection we call the Atom Bomb.
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You forgot to add 'pull my finger'.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:16pm.
you can only claim that if you've been to every country on this planet.
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Nah........I'll sleep well right here in my own country under the full envelope of protection we call the Atom Bomb.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:03pm.
I don't want to go to anyone else's country....but they all want to come to MY United States of America! All that "hatred and mockery" is just plain jealousy!!!! The USA is the BEST country on this planet!!!!!!!!
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you can only claim that if you've been to every country on this planet.
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I know eh? Australians are SUCH cunts!
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:15pm.
what job my exjob has a hq there, GIA?
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I know GIA.....it's not too far from where I live. I'm an engineer for an electronics firm that does government/military work out of San Diego.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Yeah and everything this self centered Clit monster is saying comes straight from her heart. I believe this shit as much as I believe she adopted David because she wanted to make a difference. The only difference she thought of making was to once again give herself an image makeover. FAKE ASS BITCH!
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"You're here_ and I'm here -"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:03pm.
I don't want to go to anyone else's country....but they all want to come to MY United States of America! All that "hatred and mockery" is just plain jealousy!!!! The USA is the BEST country on this planet!!!!!!!!
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you can only claim that if you've been to every country on this planet.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:10pm.
what job my exjob has a hq there, GIA?
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Now now, that's hardly fair - typifying all americans as butt ugly and attention whores.
*pisses self laughing*
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I give up. Let's see how fucking fast people come out of the woodwork when I unfairly slam an entire country for the actions of one cunt.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:02pm.
*hums hockey night in canada theme song*
i cant hear you over don cherrys jacket
*spits some copenhagen and gets sandbitch in crosshairs*
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:09pm.
*Insert sound of rifles being cocked*
*en masse*
That's why my merkin relatives always feel so vulnerable around me.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:06pm.
yep. long island. when i lived around tahoe for a lil more then a year i almost moved to san diego, around carlsbad area
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Damn!!!!!
That's where I live! In Carlsbad!!!!!! I grew up in Bayside and lived there until I was in my mid 30's......then I was transferred with my job to SoCal.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:03pm.
I don't want to go to anyone else's country....but they all want to come to MY United States of America! All that "hatred and mockery" is just plain jealousy!!!! The USA is the BEST country on this planet!!!!!!!!
===If only it wasn't for the people that live there.
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*Insert sound of rifles being cocked*
*en masse*
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:01pm.
You a New Yorker?
I am born & bred......although I'm living in San Diego now.
===Have you seen my pic on the wall at Lahaina? Or is it stuck to the condom machine in the ladies room...can't recall now.
Submitted by get serious on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:59pm.
Jebus, this bitch looks like the fucking Crypt Keeper; she's absolutely BOO-gly nasty!
I feel so bad for WHOREdonna; despite trying to bribe & bully those in Africa, she didn't get her way! Awww, let's all cry a tear for the butt ugly attention whore. Boo hoo, boo fucking hoo...
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Now now, that's hardly fair - typifying all americans as butt ugly and attention whores.
*pisses self laughing*
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:04pm.
yep. long island. when i lived around tahoe for a lil more then a year i almost moved to san diego, around carlsbad area
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:01pm.
You a New Yorker?
I am born & bred......although I'm living in San Diego now.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
I don't want to go to anyone else's country....but they all want to come to MY United States of America! All that "hatred and mockery" is just plain jealousy!!!! The USA is the BEST country on this planet!!!!!!!!
===If only it wasn't for the people that live there.
JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:47pm.
canucks are such jelly h8rs ;P
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*hums hockey night in canada theme song*
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:54pm.
LETS GO RANGERS!!!
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Let's Go Rangers!!!!!
Now that's the best thing I've read all weekend!!!!
HELL YEA! god, umm i mean sean avery was throwing punches at the end of the flyers game today after getting boarded. but we all know what happens to Phagadelphia flyers when they step up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iCbCt3wwhM
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Jebus, this bitch looks like the fucking Crypt Keeper; she's absolutely BOO-gly nasty!
I feel so bad for WHOREdonna; despite trying to bribe & bully those in Africa, she didn't get her way! Awww, let's all cry a tear for the butt ugly attention whore. Boo hoo, boo fucking hoo...
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:51pm.
I don't want to go to anyone else's country....but they all want to come to MY United States of America! All that "hatred and mockery" is just plain jealousy!!!! The USA is the BEST country on this planet!!!!!!!!
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and MODEST!!!1!
*wink*
*ass grab*
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:36pm.
I'm watching the Simpsons!
Which one?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:54pm.
"School me....I thought rednecks don't like folks "not their kind". Yet you have Chappelle as your avitar. Just askin'?"
as opposed to what, liberal people? please let there be an earthquake that rams oakland into san fransisco so we could see how FOR diversity liberal people really are. the hummers, escalades and buicks from the 70's would be enough to have the berkeley crowd dropping n bombs
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I'm from Michigan/MidWest. When we hear "redneck" we think white folks that live in trailers. Sad but true.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:54pm.
LETS GO RANGERS!!!
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Let's Go Rangers!!!!!
Now that's the best thing I've read all weekend!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:47pm.
canucks are such jelly h8rs ;P
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
"School me....I thought rednecks don't like folks "not their kind". Yet you have Chappelle as your avitar. Just askin'?"
as opposed to what, liberal people? please let there be an earthquake that rams oakland into san fransisco so we could see how FOR diversity liberal people really are. the hummers, escalades and buicks from the 70's would be enough to have the berkeley crowd dropping n bombs
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
"you need to step back some ways to see and understand why."
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Tits, if the world hates us, stop taking our fucking money.
And yes, I spent considerable time in a country that hates us. Guess what? Most corrupt and freedom surpressing country there is. But I'll be kind and not bash this country.
No, America is not perfect. I am not one of those people who thinks we do no wrong. But no country has a perfect record.
And there was no reason to sideswipe Americans like that when Vadge is just a cunt.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:47pm.
Hey sushi, have you ever spent any appreciable amount of time in another country? Maybe even outside north america?
Hatred and mocking of americans is very real. I think to understand why and to get things into, you need to step back some ways to see and understand why.
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I don't want to go to anyone else's country....but they all want to come to MY United States of America! All that "hatred and mockery" is just plain jealousy!!!! The USA is the BEST country on this planet!!!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
TITS,
LOL! Oy! You are a bit off target. It's more like "When's the last time you had a serious boyfriend?"
I was sooooo close to saying "You mean besides the guy I fuck so I don't have to date?"
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Hey sushi, have you ever spent any appreciable amount of time in another country? Maybe even outside north america?
Hatred and mocking of americans is very real. I think to understand why and to get things into, you need to step back some ways to see and understand why.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:37pm.
TITS,
I just spent the whole day with my mom...cut me some slack! =?
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You're so pretty.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:28pm.
But then again, I'm an old redneck from the south, so what do you expect. I believe in God, family, and country. As much as I make fun of all three, I will always stand behind them. It's just in my makeup.
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School me....I thought rednecks don't like folks "not their kind". Yet you have Chappelle as your avitar. Just askin'?
=^.^=
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:34pm.
Aren't there a couple of sweatshop islands that can label goods 'made in america'?
I recall seeing that in one of those walmart exposes.
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You know what, TITS......right now I'm so pissed I don't give a fuck where my American flag is made. If Madonna, Jolie, and other celebrities can buy kids from sweatshop countries.....I'll buy a fucking American flag from one of those countries too!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:25pm.
@Uncle Ashtray: Actually, my grandfather's flag given to us after his military burial (he served in WWII) was stolen from our home. It still bothers me. You dont steal somebody's flag. I'm old-fashioned like that. It's disrespectful.
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It truly is disrespectful!!!!!
Fuck everynow now!!! I'm going to purchase a 'Jolly Roger skull & crossbones' flag from eBay tonight.....and I'm going to fucking hoist that one up the new flagpole by next weekend!!!!
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hell yeah! that's what i'm talking bout! Hoist that mo'fo up. Ashy! fly that flag loud and proud!
TITS,
I just spent the whole day with my mom...cut me some slack! =?
Anyhoooo...this epi FUCKED! It's "inspired" by the Parker-Hulme Murder!! Um....Mkay.
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I'm watching the Simpsons!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:33pm.
Ok. No open post, so, damn the rules.
I'm sitting trying to figure out this ITouch fucker and the Simpsons came on...anybody watching this????
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HAHAHAHAHHA
your attention span is adorable.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:28pm.
I have sparkly sparkles in my makeup.
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RuPaul and other iconic American drag queens would be proud!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:17pm.
Did you happen to note where the flag was made?
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It was made right here in the United States of America! Personally, I try to buy as much "Made in the USA" products as I can. That's why I have no cell phone, no iPod, etc.....
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Aren't there a couple of sweatshop islands that can label goods 'made in america'?
I recall seeing that in one of those walmart exposes.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Ok. No open post, so, damn the rules.
I'm sitting trying to figure out this ITouch fucker and the Simpsons came on...anybody watching this????
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:21pm.
@Uncle Ashy: From what I've heard you've got a lady in every port!
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Does "every port" mean the basement?
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And/or the crawl space in your attic...oops! did i give away our little secret???
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:28pm.
I have sparkly sparkles in my makeup.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:25pm.
@Uncle Ashtray: Actually, my grandfather's flag given to us after his military burial (he served in WWII) was stolen from our home. It still bothers me. You dont steal somebody's flag. I'm old-fashioned like that. It's disrespectful.
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It truly is disrespectful!!!!!
Fuck everynow now!!! I'm going to purchase a 'Jolly Roger skull & crossbones' flag from eBay tonight.....and I'm going to fucking hoist that one up the new flagpole by next weekend!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:20pm.
Hahaha. BTW who was sushi talking to anyway?
edited to read :nevermind.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
But then again, I'm an old redneck from the south, so what do you expect. I believe in God, family, and country. As much as I make fun of all three, I will always stand behind them. It's just in my makeup.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:21pm.
@Uncle Ashy: From what I've heard you've got a lady in every port!
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Does "every port" mean the basement?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Sorry Sick Kitten, I should've been more clear.
My rage started when Ford_Prefect wrote:
"How American that the rules don't apply to Vadge."
And then Dramaqueen, an American, agreed with this comment.
Can you imagine if one of us said something like, "That's just like an African..." when the American was held hostage?
So why is it okay to bash Americans when Vadge's bad behavior is because she's just a cunt? What does her being an American have anything to do with this?
I am just so tired of the casual swipes against our country because bad behavior is not something only Americans exhibit. No one would ever accept a comment like, "How African" when talking about pirates, so why is bashing Americans acceptable?
@Uncle Ashtray: Actually, my grandfather's flag given to us after his military burial (he served in WWII) was stolen from our home. It still bothers me. You dont steal somebody's flag. I'm old-fashioned like that. It's disrespectful.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 7:17pm.
Did you happen to note where the flag was made?
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It was made right here in the United States of America! Personally, I try to buy as much "Made in the USA" products as I can. That's why I have no cell phone, no iPod, etc.....
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs