Vadge Is Begging For Mercy!!!
Vadge really, really hates losing. The African baby snatcher's plans were de-fucking-railed after a judge declined her purchase of a baby, because had not lived in Malawi for at least 18-months . Vadge is already planning to build a house there and now she has pleaded her case to Malawi's Nation newspaper after they asked her ass a bunch of questions. Vadge hiked up her roidy-cooch, got on her news and begged!!!!
"I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
Welcome to the world that exists outside of your head, Vadge! Seriously, this bitch really can't wrap her sascrotch around something called rules. If she wants to win in the end that badly, she just needs to take her haggy ass to Malawi, sit down for 18-months and then collect her prize. It's not hard. I just hope that at the end of 18 months, the judge shoots her down again! Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh!
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The country of Malawi has accepted Jesus as their personal savior. Not Jesus, the fictional carpenter / prophet. Jesus, Madonna's most recent rent-a-penis.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:58pm.
OH THATS A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SONG. BUT I HAVE A BETTER ONE. OOOHH I CANT QUIT YOU BABE. SO I GUESS I GOT TO PUT YOU DOWN FOR A WHILE. SAID YOU MESSED UP MY HAPPY HOME. AND MADE ME MISTREAT MY ONLY CHILD.
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Oh, Cholly....Did ya know???
I go out walking after midnight
Out in the moonlight just like we used to do
I'm always walking after midnight searching for you
I walk for miles along the highway
Well that's just my way of saying I love you
I'm always walking after midnight searching for you....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:12pm.
I want to have your babies.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Geez, I haven't even had my coffee yet(I'm in France) and you bitches are screamin and yellin and country bashin. I get up early so that I don't have to deal with my stupid boyfriend for a few peaceful hours. It's like a battleground in here. So allow me to join in.
I HATE THE FRENCH! man that I live with.
Paris is for stoners.
George Bush has announced that invading Iraq on made up reasons was "kind of a dick move". Requests that OJ be released from jail to help find the real terrorists.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:50pm.
No new post? Time to make something up:
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Thembi Swankipolo, Namibia's biggest star of stage and screen, is set to adopt a spoiled North American child, thus rescuing him from a life of apathetic consumer worship and references to useless television trivia.
"He could do worse," Swankipolo has said. "Send that poor unfortunate soul to me. We'll rehumanize them, one child at a time."
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
you tried to get where you belong leaving behind parts of your heart
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:58pm.
OH THATS A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING SONG. BUT I HAVE A BETTER ONE. OOOHH I CANT QUIT YOU BABE. SO I GUESS I GOT TO PUT YOU DOWN FOR A WHILE. SAID YOU MESSED UP MY HAPPY HOME. AND MADE ME MISTREAT MY ONLY CHILD.
I too could never figure out why Vadge did not get her claws fixed with her face. If she spent so much money on her mug, why not her hands too?
I'm a proud 'muricun, but I must remind sweet, tender, delicate Sushi that China owns our asses on a lovely china platter. And the "Freedom Fries" administration and congress of yore had a lot to do with it; our detour in Iraq and simultaneous corporate welfare couldn't have been pulled off without massive American debt financing/holding by our good friends the Chinese communist gubmint. Cheers ;)
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One way we can pay the Chinese back is to stop the massive amount of aid we give to other countries. Somehow they hate Americans, but not that much.
By the way, I voted for Obama but I'm not stupid enough to blame the economy on the "congress of yore" which you post seems to suggest. If you think the collapse is soley the blame of Republicans, you clearly don't pay attention.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:05pm.
It turns out once he gets wet, he just gets crunchier. The pirates died of severe mouth lacerations.
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Capt. Crunch doesn't get the "soggies"......Bullshit! Capt. Crunch gives Uncle the runs!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:59pm.
Don't they let Capt.Crunch die in that one?
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It turns out once he gets wet, he just gets crunchier. The pirates died of severe mouth lacerations.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:50pm.
No new post? Time to make something up:
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Vadge, Brangie, Paris, Lilo due to launch new Hollywood trend: Humble Chic...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:50pm.
No new post? Time to make something up:
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Mel Gibson, embarrassed by all the scandals in the Catholic church, has converted to Judaism. In the upcoming prequel to Lethal Weapon, the focus will be on his early adult years in rabbinical school.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:43pm.
Would you serve that 'tiger chilli' with crackers?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:59pm.
Don't they let Capt.Crunch die in that one?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:55pm.
aahhh , tits, i'm particularly slow today. too many carbs, i think. i got my son a bunch of sweets and, what can i say, he shares!
carry on, then.
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
you tried to get where you belong leaving behind parts of your heart
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:51pm.
ahhaha that was my feeble attempt at humour.
There's been so much stereotyping in this post according to birth place I thought calling someone scottish deserved a 'report' to the powers that be. (joking)
The fact that you ARE scottish just puts me in stitches!!!
edit - PLUS i can't believe some of you seriously thought I felt that all aussies are cunts. Everyone knows they're all just a load of great steaming twats.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
TMZ just reported that Angie Jolie just bought the rights to the ship Captain rescue from the pirates, and plans to star as the Captain.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:43pm.
CHARLES MANSON
OH TIGERLILLY
IVE TAKEN A TIGER A SWOUNG IT AROUND BY THE TAIL
BUT IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO ME
OH TIGER
WHY CANT I MAKE YOU IN MY CHILI TOMORROW
MABE ITS BECAUSE THE TIGER JUST KEEPS ON
SWINGING TOO FAST FOR ME TO FULLY GRASP
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My Cholly!!! My Cholly!!! It's My Cholly!!!!
Hey Cholly....*ahem, clearing tiger throat*
Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.
Fly high, my Cholly...
*sobbing for my Cholly's Dlisted absence*....
WHY????????WHY???????????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:50pm.
No new post? Time to make something up:
Lindsay Lohan is a great actress and she starring in a movie with Brad Pitt.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
There is a lot of debt to spread around, Pearl_Necklace. the PFC aren't the only ones. Thailand, Korea, etc.
lets not point fingers. You're hung up on the 'freedom fries' thing. do you actually think our national debt is caught up formally with the chinese?
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:24pm.
what does that mean, "report"?
is that like being sent to the prinicpal's office kinda thing?
like - "you made a bad post, i'm reporting you - watch out"?
whaddaya have to do to get reported around *here*, i wonder? reach through the screen and slap a bitch?
*like* gwenyth paltrow?
what?
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
you tried to get where you belong leaving behind parts of your heart
("plenty of", ms john soda)
No new post? Time to make something up:
TMZ has reported that Tom Cruise has been making gay animal porn movies under the assumed name Thrust Johnson.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
CHARLES MANSON
OH TIGERLILLY
IVE TAKEN A TIGER A SWOUNG IT AROUND BY THE TAIL
BUT IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO ME
OH TIGER
WHY CANT I MAKE YOU IN MY CHILI TOMORROW
MABE ITS BECAUSE THE TIGER JUST KEEPS ON
SWINGING TOO FAST FOR ME TO FULLY GRASP
oh HEY what a coincidence, spam monkey! I too found a hot sexay place -- CougroidMeet.com, where richy, veiny hoors can meet pretty bois for fun suckysucky time, holla!
and SMOOCHES hotties, I'm out ;*
Well I just got back from my Easter prayer circle, that was followed by a 3 hour world peace chant and live music jam . We topped it off with a peaceful protest at my local Knights of Columbus, where thay held a nice Easter spaghetti dinner. Complete with garlic bread and punch.
I see Esther is still looking for ways to scoop up little Mercy. It is good to see Esther busy.
And by the way, you have all been reported.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:16pm.
Why fangyou! Are you scottish?
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how did you guess?
god bless the Declaration of Arbroath!
:D
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
you tried to get where you belong leaving behind parts of your heart
("plenty of", ms john soda)
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
she is a dispicable person who now has a face to match..EWWWWWW
..crap, same old Vadgina post.
AAAND my two centavos regarding this edumacational America vs. the rest of the world debate. I'm a proud 'muricun, but I must remind sweet, tender, delicate Sushi that China owns our asses on a lovely china platter. And the "Freedom Fries" administration and congress of yore had a lot to do with it; our detour in Iraq and simultaneous corporate welfare couldn't have been pulled off without massive American debt financing/holding by our good friends the Chinese communist gubmint. Cheers ;)
Vadge has that Sharon Stone "I'm about to stab a bitch with this icepick" look on her face.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Whenever I see Vadge's face, I remind myself that I'm the same age as Michelle Pfeiffer.
I think that's her 'Lets join hands for a rendition of 'We Are The World' face'. Look what she's doing there. She's not wearing makeup and her do is all fucked up. See? That means she cares about orphans and is, like, all humanitarian and shit.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:16pm.
@mcnightmare on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:10pm.
Why fangyou! Are you scottish?
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reported
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
@mcnightmare on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:10pm.
Why fangyou! Are you scottish?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:43pm.
Ok, now...
Again, the important topics...
What the FUCK did Vadge do to her face????
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Her face skins has been stretched so many times I'm surprised she doesn't have a long blonde hairy back.
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Fuck, put a white stitch in the back of her head (not sure it's not already there, but...), and shave that whore's head, and we got ourselves a pigskin the NFL would be damn proud of...DAMN PROUD, I say....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:16pm.
you can only claim that if you've been to every country on this planet.
===I know, that's Americans for you.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 3:17pm.
Riddle me this, what can an adopted child of Madonna's do to help Malawi that Vadge herself can't do now? Why is Vadge making Malawi wait 18 years?
So she's already earmarked two little kids with the hefty task of saving their birthland "you don't owe me a thing David..."
Looking forward to seeing Lourdes helping the poor of the USA.
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my vote for best comment yet on this thread.
this is still a democracy, right?
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
you tried to get where you belong leaving behind parts of your heart
("plenty of", ms john soda)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:43pm.
Ok, now...
Again, the important topics...
What the FUCK did Vadge do to her face????
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Her face skins has been stretched so many times I'm surprised she doesn't have a long blonde hairy back.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:52pm.
Her flaring nostrils scare me....
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Pssht...like your monkey ass wouldn't crawl up there without a flashlight if bitch were storing some BOR-ROCKS up in there...Don't front, my Boraxdiccted monkey friend, we know you about some Redmond O'Neill kinda laudry mess about now...Tide one day, Downy the next... then there's the dryer sheets...but 'chu always go back to cookin up da Borax....Oh, Monkey....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
First off, lets leave the pom poms at home people. The US doesn't need your 'enthusiasm' justifying other countries stereotypes.
Second, we're talking about the entitlement issues any rich person has no matter their place of birth.
that's universal.
as a side note, hopefully our new skeletor won't come out with any new albums.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:20pm.
I know eh? Australians are SUCH cunts!
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WHAT?!?!
Meh... I'd respond to that, but I'm Aussie, so I don't really give a fuck.
*cracks a beer*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Her flaring nostrils scare me....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Ok, now...
Again, the important topics...
What the FUCK did Vadge do to her face????
Why the FUCK does Vadge's hair look like that???
And why did Vadge spend so much $$$ on her mug but leave her Angel of Death hands alone to scar us all for life?
(And yes whores, you CAN have hand rejuvenation...my mom knows an old whore who does that shit..You just have fat injected into your hands and the old lady frecklely things lasered off...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I loved the SNL send-up on Vadge and Angelina Jolie last week. It was priceless! This hoe had the same problem adopting David, so why didn't she start living in Malawi back then? How is she going to take care of these kids while touring all the time? She barely sees the ones she has now. Is she going to become the next Mia Farrow? Oh, I forgot, Angelina Jolie is the current Mia Farrow. Remember how well adopting all those kids worked for Mia. Suen Li ran off with her boyfriend Woody Allen.
Submitted by SashaBug on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:38pm.
I'm so fucking sick of Madonna and her now "holier than thou" attitude.
Bitch needs to go into seclusion like Michael Jackson and give us all a fucking break!
So many babies that need help here from US Citizens....why not start helping at home you stupid bitch!
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I think all of the American adoption agencies told her the same thing....."Are you serious? Get the fuck out of here"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
I'm so fucking sick of Madonna and her now "holier than thou" attitude.
Bitch needs to go into seclusion like Michael Jackson and give us all a fucking break!
So many babies that need help here from US Citizens....why not start helping at home you stupid bitch!
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So why are we all here again?
Please do not tell me people are actually fighting over which country is better! How old are you?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I hate this bitch so bad now, I don't want to listen to any of her tunes, even ones that I used to like. It makes perfect sense why she and Sean Penn were married. Pretentious fucking humorless goddamn twats. Cuntscuntscuntscuntscunts (queue Butthole Surfers song)
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 8:03pm.
I don't want to go to anyone else's country....but they all want to come to MY United States of America! All that "hatred and mockery" is just plain jealousy!!!! The USA is the BEST country on this planet!!!!!!!!
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you can only claim that if you've been to every country on this planet.
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I know eh? Australians are SUCH cunts!
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we got any aussies in here?
I've only been to 5 cuntries and i wouldn't trade US and A for any.