Vadge Is Begging For Mercy!!!
Vadge really, really hates losing. The African baby snatcher's plans were de-fucking-railed after a judge declined her purchase of a baby, because had not lived in Malawi for at least 18-months . Vadge is already planning to build a house there and now she has pleaded her case to Malawi's Nation newspaper after they asked her ass a bunch of questions. Vadge hiked up her roidy-cooch, got on her news and begged!!!!
"I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
Welcome to the world that exists outside of your head, Vadge! Seriously, this bitch really can't wrap her sascrotch around something called rules. If she wants to win in the end that badly, she just needs to take her haggy ass to Malawi, sit down for 18-months and then collect her prize. It's not hard. I just hope that at the end of 18 months, the judge shoots her down again! Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:56pm
It can't be too bad, you made $37.25 in Vegas over 3 days.
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Yeah, but it doesn't count if you gave me $25 of it just to sit down!?!
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The video I posted on drunkmom.com is getting 15 hits a day, not too shabby.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:08pm.
UA and TLil-
Sorry, no beret. Just an asshole look all day. But he does like raspberries. Framboise they call them. FRAMBOISE BERET doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Il est mecheant...
Ok that's my shitty French, but what evs... Bad French monkey, bad...non?...:-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:17pm.
By the way, I love Prince, but I always wondered who DID get turned on by overcast days. Is this a freaky-deaky subculture that I never knew about. Weather fetish?
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You'd have to ask the Dutch, they're the only ones that understand the "freaky-deaky" or so I've heard.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:04pm.
I dunno why she doesn't stash Mercy in the gap between her two front teef and jet outa' the country.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Her two front TEEF!!!
All I want for Easter is my two front teef,
My two front teef, see my two front teef.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teef,
Then I could wish you "Happy Easter."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Missy Mercy sitting on a thistle."
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I could only whistle.
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LMAO! Shouldn't that be "wish you "Happy Esther?"
Altho, I could imagine she really couldn't sing happy easter or esther with mercy between her teefs.?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:12pm.
I'm sorry, going to have to turn your sock-monkey ass into a sock-monkey rag since I just spewed my drink all over the screen! GAHHH LMAOOOO
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*little sock monkey smile* *shrug* *skipping away*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Can't understand why the Malawians won't give up the kid....holding out for donations to the bobsled team?
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
By the way, I love Prince, but I always wondered who DID get turned on by overcast days. Is this a freaky-deaky subculture that I never knew about. Weather fetish?
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:56pm
It can't be too bad, you made $37.25 in Vegas over 3 days.
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Yeah, but it doesn't count if you gave me $25 of it just to sit down!?!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nite, xerquina!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:10pm.
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I'm sorry, going to have to turn your sock-monkey ass into a sock-monkey rag since I just spewed my drink all over the screen! GAHHH LMAOOOO
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:56pm
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Don't make me make that "bad kitty" shushing noise. I suck at singing and would much prefer the YouTube link so at least I can dance badly. *gives TV the side eye* I don't need any reminders from you, Mister! LOL
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It can't be too bad, you made $37.25 in Vegas over 3 days.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:04pm.
I dunno why she doesn't stash Mercy in the gap between her two front teef and jet outa' the country.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Her two front TEEF!!!
All I want for Easter is my two front teef,
My two front teef, see my two front teef.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teef,
Then I could wish you "Happy Easter."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Missy Mercy sitting on a thistle."
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I could only whistle.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:49pm.
She's got vagina dentata written aaaall over that face.
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Socky, there is really no need to bring my birth given name into all is now is there?
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Hey Tiger, did I ever mention my cousin Enrique? He's really not my cousin, but that's just the fine print...anyhoo, he happens to be a dentist that works as a OB/GYN in the off season. He can whiten a vag like nobody's business!
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yes, yes, I need some vag tooth whitening...Oh and I also need a little vag tooth sharpening...wear and tear you know...
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I completely understand. What's your schedule looking like? I know he's pretty booked what with both LiLo and Sam (of course, two weeks apart), then he's got Heather Mills and Demi in between. But if we're careful, I could probably have him slip you in sometime next month.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
*cue Madonna's Evita Peron persona (bad acting/bad singing*
Don't cry for me Malawi
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
Gimme the baby, bitches!!
*pounding fist to chest*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I want her to get her exotic, spicy brown baby!
Peep my blog, y'all will love it!
http://muchbetterthanworking.blogspot.com
UA and TLil-
Sorry, no beret. Just an asshole look all day. But he does like raspberries. Framboise they call them. FRAMBOISE BERET doesn't have the same ring to it.
OT-I have the feeling that Madonna will live until she's 100 so bitches better get comfortable with stories like this. And looking at her past, there is LOTS more fuckery to come. She will NEVER go away. NEVER
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:03pm.
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G'night!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
curmudgeon, lets not start.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:49pm.
She's got vagina dentata written aaaall over that face.
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Socky, there is really no need to bring my birth given name into all is now is there?
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Hey Tiger, did I ever mention my cousin Enrique? He's really not my cousin, but that's just the fine print...anyhoo, he happens to be a dentist that works as a OB/GYN in the off season. He can whiten a vag like nobody's business!
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yes, yes, I need some vag tooth whitening...Oh and I also need a little vag tooth sharpening...wear and tear you know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I dunno why she doesn't stash Mercy in the gap between her two front teef and jet outa' the country.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
LOL you guys are the best. I'm out here...
Goodnight everyone!!!
MANIMAL! Quit staring at that damn "Cougar" commercial and get back in here!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
What the holy hell is up with her face, she looks like she went on a date with Mike Tyson!
Omg, maybe that's why they turned her down, her face was so frigging bruised they thought she was getting the beat down. Look she's getting the kid, it's how much Malawi can extort her for before they hand off some extra mouth they don't want anyway. She buys a baby like thousands of others around the world, and Malawi makes millions off the rich white witch. There done and done.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:54pm.
Her face looks like it was gnawed on by vagina dentata.
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Sandra Bernhard comes to mind.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:56pm.
Not only a beret, but....
A RASPBERRY BERET...
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Once, I was with this gal....I went "in through the out door" by mistake......she squealed and then slapped me!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:56pm
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Don't make me make that "bad kitty" shushing noise. I suck at singing and would much prefer the YouTube link so at least I can dance badly. *gives TV the side eye* I don't need any reminders from you, Mister! LOL
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:46pm.
Glad you guys got a laugh; but I really hate him. Vraiment! Stupid French asshole making my life hell with his dumb French face. If I couldn't laugh about it, I would be crying in my espresso.
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Please tell me he wears a beret! That would make my day!!!
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Not only a beret, but....
A RASPBERRY BERET...
Please to enjoy.....
I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was mr. mcgee
He told me several times that he didnt like my kind
cause I was a bit 2 leisurely
Seems that I was busy doing something close 2 nothing
But different than the day before
Thats when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door
She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind u find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldnt wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her
Built like she was
She had the nerve 2 ask me
If I planned 2 do her any harm
So, look here
I put her on the back of my bike
And-a we went riding
Down by old man johnsons farm
I said now, overcast days never turned me on
But something about the clouds and her mixed
She wasnt 2 bright
But I could tell when she kissed me
She knew how 2 get her kicks
She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind u find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldnt wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her
The rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof
And the horses wonder who u are
Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees
U feel like a movie star
Listen
They say the first time aint the greatest
But I tell ya
If I had the chance 2 do it all again
I wouldnt change a stroke
cause baby Im the most
With a girl as fine as she was then
(raspberry beret)
The kind u find (the kind u find)
The kind u find (in a second hand store)
Oh no no
(raspberry beret)
(and if it was warm)
Where have all the raspberry women gone? (she wouldnt wear much more)
Yeah (raspberry beret)
I think i... I think i... I think I love her
(raspberry beret)
No no no
No no no (the kind u find)
(in a second hand store)
(raspberry beret)
Tell me
Where have all the raspberry women gone? (and if it was warm she)
(wouldnt wear much more)
(raspberry beret)
I think I love...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:51pm.
Socky, there is really no need to bring my birth given name into all is now is there?
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*opening lid to hamper* *gulp* Uh...Nope. *closing lid to hamper* *muttering* Sowwy.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:49pm.
She's got vagina dentata written aaaall over that face.
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Socky, there is really no need to bring my birth given name into all is now is there?
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Hey Tiger, did I ever mention my cousin Enrique? He's really not my cousin, but that's just the fine print...anyhoo, he happens to be a dentist that works as a OB/GYN in the off season. He can whiten a vag like nobody's business!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:49pm.
She's got vagina dentata written aaaall over that face.
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Her face looks like it was gnawed on by vagina dentata.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:49pm.
She's got vagina dentata written aaaall over that face.
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Socky, there is really no need to bring my birth given name into all is now is there?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:46pm.
Glad you guys got a laugh; but I really hate him. Vraiment! Stupid French asshole making my life hell with his dumb French face. If I couldn't laugh about it, I would be crying in my espresso.
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Please tell me he wears a beret! That would make my day!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:40pm.
You too can have one, if you've got skin like a baseball glove, more body hair than Hugh Jackman, and a vagina you could park a Buick in. Oh, and like 375 million dollars in the bank.
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Don't be dragging a perfectly good dream man outa' the closet to make your point. Leave Huge Jackman alone. The rest of us 375 millionless women have to need our dreams!
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Don't be draggin a perfectly good Buick into this.
Paris is for stoners.
She's got vagina dentata written aaaall over that face.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:44pm.
I heard that Tom Cruise wants to hire the US Navy to protect him, because he really wants to be covered by Seamen.
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And also cuz he knows the armed forces are anal about their jobs....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:45pm.
Cougar!
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LMAOOO!!
A weembah-way, a weembah-way, a weembah-way..."
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Glad you guys got a laugh; but I really hate him. Vraiment! Stupid French asshole making my life hell with his dumb French face. If I couldn't laugh about it, I would be crying in my espresso.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:44pm.
I heard that Tom Cruise wants to hire the US Navy to protect him, because he really wants to be covered by Seamen.
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Like I said, "a girl's gotta dream..."
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Cougar!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:40pm.
You too can have one, if you've got skin like a baseball glove, more body hair than Hugh Jackman, and a vagina you could park a Buick in. Oh, and like 375 million dollars in the bank.
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Don't be dragging a perfectly good dream man outa' the closet to make your point. Leave Huge Jackman alone. The rest of us 375 millionless women have to need our dreams!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:37pm.
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And I heard that Somalia is going to create a Jack Sparrow flag.
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I heard that Tom Cruise wants to hire the US Navy to protect him, because he really wants to be covered by Seamen.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by fabuleijiasi on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:34pm.
i heard she is always_ dating millionaire on__classymingle.com___ do you know that? i am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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Oh, you got me...Crypt keeper??? Baby Snatcher? Jesus raper? I'm thinkin' the relationship she needs to be lookin' for is a surgeon that will do sumpin' 'bout them scary ass mitts bitch is sportin', so if you got a ho like that on your site, hook Vagie Vadge up!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:35pm.
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Damn Malawians! i want my own personal jesus.
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You too can have one, if you've got skin like a baseball glove, more body hair than Hugh Jackman, and a vagina you could park a Buick in. Oh, and like 375 million dollars in the bank.
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*weeps* it'll never happen!
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:35pm.
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Damn Malawians! i want my own personal jesus.
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You too can have one, if you've got skin like a baseball glove, more body hair than Hugh Jackman, and a vagina you could park a Buick in. Oh, and like 375 million dollars in the bank.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:28pm.
The country of Malawi has accepted Jesus as their personal savior. Not Jesus, the fictional carpenter / prophet. Jesus, Madonna's most recent rent-a-penis.
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And I heard that Somalia is going to create a Jack Sparrow flag.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Geez, I haven't even had my coffee yet(I'm in France) and you bitches are screamin and yellin and country bashin. I get up early so that I don't have to deal with my stupid boyfriend for a few peaceful hours. It's like a battleground in here. So allow me to join in.
I HATE THE FRENCH! man that I live with.
Paris is for stoners.
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LOL, thanks for the giggle.
I am sorry for being so enraged. I just grow weary over the swipes against America that are unnecessary.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:20pm.
I HATE THE FRENCH! man that I live with.
hahahaha.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:28pm.
The country of Malawi has accepted Jesus as their personal savior. Not Jesus, the fictional carpenter / prophet. Jesus, Madonna's most recent rent-a-penis.
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Damn Malawians! i want my own personal jesus.
@ sushi... why are you being such a dick today?!
I got an e-mail from a prince in Malawi. He said he was in a "dipolmatic situation" and if I gave him my bank account info and $2500.00.....he would give me back 2 Billion dollars for my services. And my very own child too.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:23pm.
*now* we're talking!!!!
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
you tried to get where you belong leaving behind parts of your heart