Vadge Is Begging For Mercy!!!
Vadge really, really hates losing. The African baby snatcher's plans were de-fucking-railed after a judge declined her purchase of a baby, because had not lived in Malawi for at least 18-months . Vadge is already planning to build a house there and now she has pleaded her case to Malawi's Nation newspaper after they asked her ass a bunch of questions. Vadge hiked up her roidy-cooch, got on her news and begged!!!!
"I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."
Welcome to the world that exists outside of your head, Vadge! Seriously, this bitch really can't wrap her sascrotch around something called rules. If she wants to win in the end that badly, she just needs to take her haggy ass to Malawi, sit down for 18-months and then collect her prize. It's not hard. I just hope that at the end of 18 months, the judge shoots her down again! Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh!
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Finally someone told Madonna her money is no good and she has to follow the rules like the rest of us peasants. LMAO!
This is it: this is the transformation between Madonna the Crypt Keeper and Madonna, The Thing that Wouldn't Leave. Run...don't walk!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Karma is a bitch indeed!!! Can't wait till it finally kicks brangelina's ass in a way where we the public can gloat in schaedenfreud splendor!
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Hey Whoredonna, did your ignorant ass ever once consider adopting an American or British orphan?? There are plenty of kids in other parts of the world too that you could also choose to buy a baby from, such as China, Russia, Romania....I could go on, but I don't think this useless douchebag would EVER GET IT!! Fuck her and feed her fish-heads! That is all....
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XXX "the friends around the world"? What friends she means?, the puppy fans;) this bitch remembered ab them in time.Now she needs them.And how ab "C`mon, you motherfuckers" or other filthy offensive words she uses during her fuckin` ugly concerts
I don't see why she has to go around the world adopting babies. I mean I'm sure there are plenty of kids in the U.S she could adopt. She does mean well but the way she is handling all of this makes her seem like such a spoiled brat.
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Poor Madge. You just wont cut her a break! She means well.
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Instead of aiming for just the one kid she should do an Oprah and invest her money in the future of thousands of kids. Children are not collectables (Yes, Ms. Jolie, the same applies to you. You don't need to get a kid from every continent to complete your rainbow collection.)
SICKITTEN, for me it just isn't worth the effort anymore. The hair is clean and combed. Done and done.
Madge should go back to that sexay look she had in the Like A Prayer video. She was hot!.
And I also have no doubt she'll get that kid in the end. The kid certainly won't want for anything.
I want Madge to adopt me! But I want a hot male nanny (Manny). Like that Perry King dude Britney had working for her around a year ago.
Yep, Green. I wish I could, ya know, rock that dark hair but it ages my really fair skin. My hair was white til 4 then went to strawberry blonde at 5, then 'mousy brown' by 8. Now, I'm getting some eyebrow color but I hair never got dark enough so I've always highlighted blond. Now, letting it grow in for past 1.5 years because this is my last hurrah til the grays become prominent. They just started coming in.
SICKITTEN, ha ha! Yep, I have Ash blond hair. But I'm not coloring it. I earned EVERY gray hair!
Ever since i was a little kid and watched I Dream of Jeannie, and Jeannie's evil sister (Cassandra?) showed up with her jet black hair and attitude, I wanted to have black hair. But I can;t rock that look.
Green is Good, I agree. Madge looked great with dark hair, especially in that Frozen video. The same hairstyle as Hatsumomo in Memoirs Geisha. I'm gonna start rocking it now as I let my natural color grow in and before the silver starts up more. The problem is, my hair is toilet water blonde. I wish my fair skin could support a dark brown. Dark hair is so pure and beautiful and it grays better. I am an 'in between' of the two. Aw, pooh!
@SICKITTEN, I don't get why Madge desperately tries to rock the blond when she clearly has brunette or black hair. The blond isn't particularly flattering.
What's wrong with dark hair? Nothing, I say!
Must be a bitch to have Vadge's dark roots dyed every couple of days to hide the silver and then only to have to lighten them up to blond again.
She really keeps up on those fake dark roots although last month she let them slip a little and you can see she's completely gray.
Night night nitty, sleep tight.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Nite, Nitty and UA
Dance, puppets, dance!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nite nite UA.
Paris is for stoners.
Sounds like a nightmare to me!
Goodnite NitWitty.
Paris is for stoners.
Uncle is calling it a night too.
Goodnight All..............
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:17am.
@NitWitty
Yes, I'm in the states often. I'm American. Eventually I will go back to NYC. My French boyfriend situation is not working out. He loves me and I hate him. So, you know. The recession is keeping me here longer than I wanted.
I'm not shocked to hear TV is a proper gentleman. A man with good skills in the kitchen is usually good people.
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Sooooo sorry to hear about the b/f. But look us up on MS...TV has the deets..sorry, I need to head out, about 30 mins ago. Someone's got to pay Ass Taxes around here and oddly enough, it's always me. Can't complain tho if you know what I mean :) Look fwd to catchin' up with you and hope to see you soon! xoxoxo
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Okay, you funny sex hookers. I'm going to bed and dream of Madonna building a house of sticks and TV playing out some wierd God-father/James Bond movie role with UA in speedos and Anastasia wearing a leopard print bikini and working it for all their worth on top of a 4 inch beam over a snapping team of hungry aligators. Sleep well and laugh your asses off while I'm away. xoxoxoxo
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@NitWitty
Yes, I'm in the states often. I'm American. Eventually I will go back to NYC. My French boyfriend situation is not working out. He loves me and I hate him. So, you know. The recession is keeping me here longer than I wanted.
I'm not shocked to hear TV is a proper gentleman. A man with good skills in the kitchen is usually good people.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:07am.
LOL I just got a visual of TV at his house sitting back in this huge chair smoking a cigar holding singles in his hand watching all of the dlisted hos dance for him in their bikinis and high heels and speedos. All the hos are uncomfortably trying to dance their best and he just sits back and yells at them. "I said DANCE!" he yells. Damn this recession.
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I had to wear the damned Speedo!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:07am.
LOL I just got a visual of TV at his house sitting back in this huge chair smoking a cigar holding singles in his hand watching all of the dlisted hos dance for him in their bikinis and high heels and speedos. All the hos are uncomfortably trying to dance their best and he just sits back and yells at them. "I said DANCE!" he yells. Damn this recession.
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OMG! Were you there? We tried, really we did. Now you know why Slutty hasn't been around! He has an aligator pond out back. *gulp*
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/13/2009 - 12:03am.
Hey, aren't you supposed to be putting lotion on it's skin?
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Please......the neighbor lady has been stopping by everyday this week......today she brought Bluberry muffins over for me. Being Easter, she also had a rabbit already boiled in a pot too. Fatally attracted, I'm thinking??????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:58pm.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:54pm.
@NitWity
I understand. My dancing skills couldn't pay for a leisurely lunch at McDonalds.
So, I'm confused. *scratches head* TV has seen your dancing? In the flesh, I mean, not just his dreams?
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TV makes ALL of us dance for him in the flesh. He's so mean. And it's so humiliating. Watch out or you'll be next
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LOL I just got a visual of TV at his house sitting back in this huge chair smoking a cigar holding singles in his hand watching all of the dlisted hos dance for him in their bikinis and high heels and speedos. All the hos are uncomfortably trying to dance their best and he just sits back and yells at them. "I said DANCE!" he yells. Damn this recession.
Paris is for stoners.
I must say, Anestasia... There were four of us womenz and he did keep his pimp hand strong! It was an impressive site, not to mention he kept feeding us booze all night.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:58pm.
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TV makes ALL of us dance for him in the flesh. He's so mean. And it's so humiliating. Watch out or you'll be next!
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Hey, aren't you supposed to be putting lotion on it's skin?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
It seems so long since I could say,
"Missy Mercy sitting on a thistle."
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I could only whistle.
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I'm sure if you hum a few bars vadge could play it with her twat.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:58pm.
TV makes ALL of us dance for him in the flesh. He's so mean. And it's so humiliating. Watch out or you'll be next!
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I understand you'll be next so go ahead and laugh it up, Uncle Ash! LOL
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:54pm.
@NitWity
I understand. My dancing skills couldn't pay for a leisurely lunch at McDonalds.
So, I'm confused. *scratches head* TV has seen your dancing? In the flesh, I mean, not just his dreams?
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Pretty much every migrant farmworker who supports higher education has seen Nitty dance in the flesh. It was either that or buy a pack of gum, and I was feeling generous.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:54pm.
@NitWity
I understand. My dancing skills couldn't pay for a leisurely lunch at McDonalds.
So, I'm confused. *scratches head* TV has seen your dancing? In the flesh, I mean, not just his dreams?
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Yes, sadly. It's true, and he didn't even go blind! LOL A few of us met up in Vegas in January. Are you in the states much?
keeping on topic..say, as much as Vadge? lol
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:54pm.
@NitWity
I understand. My dancing skills couldn't pay for a leisurely lunch at McDonalds.
So, I'm confused. *scratches head* TV has seen your dancing? In the flesh, I mean, not just his dreams?
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TV makes ALL of us dance for him in the flesh. He's so mean. And it's so humiliating. Watch out or you'll be next!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:49pm.
Nite, fuzzy but deadly
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ROFLMAOOOOOOO....you know where my mind went with that statement and I was going..who's he talking to? Ahhh..anestasia "beaver" hausen...blech...I should be quarentined..LOL
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
@NitWity
I understand. My dancing skills couldn't pay for a leisurely lunch at McDonalds.
So, I'm confused. *scratches head* TV has seen your dancing? In the flesh, I mean, not just his dreams?
Paris is for stoners.
Nite, fuzzy but deadly
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:31pm.
McDonald's University, class of 2015
You're cracking me up.
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Unfortunately, I'll be the one asking, "Would you like fries with that?" to pay for their college. Ask TV, my dancing skills won't foot that bill :I
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runs back in*
Goodnight Tigerlilly!
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:41pm.
Nite whores, I love you's all more than the Louis Vuitton bag that Vadge picked out to go with Mercy's skin tone....
It's really so exhausting matching accessories to accessories....How do the rich famous and useless do it?
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WTF? Does this mean I have to return the coach tiger stripe bag that I bought cuz it reminded me of you? Sleep well, Tiger Hooker. Don't let the Humane Society get you while you sleep!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 -
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Ok, you just made me piss my tiger cage laughing!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "HAPPY ESTHER???" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you imagine the lil' song and dance...
Yeah, this is what you, MADONNA have to do before the world to get Mercy...Still gonna?...Yeah, didn't think so...
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All I can say at this point is I'm out of newspaper and I don't have a zoologists license and C) Madonna won't be able to handle 10 months in Malawi anymore than she could go two rounds in your cage.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nite whores, I love you's all more than the Louis Vuitton bag that Vadge picked out to go with Mercy's skin tone....
It's really so exhausting matching accessories to accessories....How do the rich famous and useless do it?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:31pm.
McDonald's University, class of 2015
You're cracking me up.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:56pm
It can't be too bad, you made $37.25 in Vegas over 3 days.
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Yeah, but it doesn't count if you gave me $25 of it just to sit down!?!
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The video I posted on drunkmom.com is getting 15 hits a day, not too shabby.
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Of course, you're putting the proceeds into my kid's college accounts as promised, right?
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McDonald's University, class of 2015
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:04pm.
I dunno why she doesn't stash Mercy in the gap between her two front teef and jet outa' the country.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Her two front TEEF!!!
All I want for Easter is my two front teef,
My two front teef, see my two front teef.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teef,
Then I could wish you "Happy Easter."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Missy Mercy sitting on a thistle."
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I could only whistle.
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LMAO! Shouldn't that be "wish you "Happy Esther?"
Altho, I could imagine she really couldn't sing happy easter or esther with mercy between her teefs.?
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Ok, you just made me piss my tiger cage laughing!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "HAPPY ESTHER???" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you imagine the lil' song and dance...
Yeah, this is what you, MADONNA have to do before the world to get Mercy...Still gonna?...Yeah, didn't think so...
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:25pm.
@Nitwitty
LOL I would but I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch!
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LOL! It's okay, they don't call me "perv boy" for nuttin.
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Ho looks just like Joaquin Phoenix in that picture.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:56pm
It can't be too bad, you made $37.25 in Vegas over 3 days.
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Yeah, but it doesn't count if you gave me $25 of it just to sit down!?!
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The video I posted on drunkmom.com is getting 15 hits a day, not too shabby.
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Of course, you're putting the proceeds into my kid's college accounts as promised, right?
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@Nitwitty
LOL I would but I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch!
Paris is for stoners.