Blaaaaaaake Might Become A Daaaaaaaady!
It seems like all the crack, heroin, freon, battery acid and (insert every drug name here), didn't kill Blaaaaaaake's sperm, because the dude has possibly created a fetus. That's what a 31-year-old jobless heroin addict and mother of 2 claims. Child Protective Services please stand by. You will be needed in 3...2...
Gilleen Morris has told The News of the World that she is six weeks pregnant with Blaaake's baby. Amy Wino's husband began putting his crack pipe in Gilleen's heroin box last February after they met in rehab. They did gross and unprotected things together for about three weeks until they were caught. That's when the nastiness ended. Gilleen said she never knew this would happen. HOW IZ BABEHZ GETS MADE?
Gilleen said Blaaake only talked about Wino a few times and said he was never going back to her.
Shortly after they started doing fucky times together (the visual makes cockroaches barf), Gilleen found out she was knocked up. When Gilleen got out of the rehab, she went to the doctor and he confirmed that she was carrying a dragon chasing baby! When she told Blaaaake the news, at first he said "OH FUCK" and then he said he would help her raise their child. Such sweet poetry, right?
Gilleen's first instinct was to get an abortion, but isn't sure what to do now after hearing Blaaaake would support her. The heroin head said, "Life as single mum wouldn't be good. I raised two kids before as a single mum and it was very tough. I'm older now, but every day is a challenge to stay off heroin. Once I've met Blake again face to face I'll decide what to do. He's too young to settle down, but if he could be a good parent that's something different. It would be good for him. Having a child gives you a new outlook on life. You see things differently. Blake would want to protect the baby. It could help beat his drug problems."
What in the fuck?! Does she think she's going to give birth to Dr. Drew or some shit?! Babies don't cure crackheads! If anything they make that shit worse. Babies want to make you hit the bad shit with all their crying and pooping! She should know. She has two kids already and still a junked-up twat.
Nothing good can come from this! Gilleen could very well give birth to a giant mole filled with heroin! Then Wino will come and snort it up! Or worse, Gilleen and Blaaaaake will try to raise the poor baby! Eventually, they would try to sell it for an 8-ball! Vadge needs to adopt it. That's the only way.
There's also a good chance that a) she's not knocked up (crackheads tend to lie for a quick buck) or b) (read this in your best Maury Povo voice) Blaaaake isn't even the father!!!
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TITS on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:05pm.
I'm on tigers "tastes like shit" list.
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How about the "people who have been screwing without a condom while smoking crack list".
At least we are not on that list.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Tupacyana
Submitted by paris herpes on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:18pm.
Blake must have really been messed up to have sex with with wart face...even with beer goggles that would bothered me.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Let's help name the baby!
Ideas? Huh,anyone???
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hmm. Blaaaake is giving off a total child-toucher vibe. Maybe it's the wonky eye - but maybe it's also the way he's got his Turby-Twist arranged on his head ..?
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:21pm.
Forget baptizing the child when it's born. With all the rancid dick cheese the sperm had to swim through to get to the egg, the baby will have to be pasteurized.
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You forgot exorcised!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:18pm.
Born with an immunity to every disease , or born with every disease.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
stupid is as stupid breeds.
a child conceived under the influence of crack, coke, and/or heroin - how wonderfully romantic! i see a great future for this family. reality show time, perhaps? how bout "born into rehab"?
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Forget baptizing the child when it's born. With all the rancid dick cheese the sperm had to swim through to get to the egg, the baby will have to be pasteurized.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
The image of them doing fucky times almost ruined my precious moment of eating delicioso Kettle Corn...MK, you are TOO SUCIO...cockroaches indeed got grossed out from this fuckery! EWWWWW! (She has a giant wart on her face that I totally thought was a piercing at first...my thought was "what an odd place for a piercing!") SO NOT HOT!!!!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:14pm.
She is like a connect the dots puzzle, all moles and zits! The child willhave great skin AND teeth!
And hopefully an immunity to every disease on the planet!
It still may not be his kid but somehow women just KNOW these things....wierd.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:15pm.
i'm waay to lazy to look it up, but what is the point of Easter? and why are there bunnies with eggs(wtf??) involved.
BTW,happy Easter DG.
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It commemorates the resurrection of Jesus who, like the Easter Bunny, is fictional.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i'm waay to lazy to look it up, but what is the point of Easter? and why are there bunnies with eggs(wtf??) involved.
BTW,happy Easter DG.
She is like a connect the dots puzzle, all moles and zits! The child willhave great skin AND teeth!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Why do these dipshits keep thinking, "Oh, I just know a baby will straighten out my life." "If we can just have a baby, everything will be okay." "Having a baby will really make my man grow up and be a father. He'll be less violent." Wtf. Do they ever look around and realize that this doesn't WORK?! Beings that it's easter - Jesus Christ. I don't think this is god laughing at us. I think it's old scratch himself.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Blaaake is probably already calculating how much crack he can buy after selling the kid to Madonna.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:01pm.
HappY Easter DG!
Blake needs a baby like Wino needs more crack.
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Or like Rosie O'Donnell needs another dick.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:01pm.
HappY Easter DG!
Blake needs a baby like Wino needs more crack.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Happy Easter, too DG and everybody. Poor Jesus. After reading this Blaaake post he'll probably wish he had never been resurrected.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:58pm.
how come the few people that actually want and are equipped to handle children have difficulties getting pregnant, but if you're a crazy person or a junkie, you breed like rabbits?
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God likes irony?
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i have no smart comeback, so i'll go with the irony theory...;)
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:03pm.
I think you're giving Charlie a little too much credit, it took him 3 days to upload an avie.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'd have a hard time admiring a baby with a wonky eye and huge mole on its face. Just sayin.....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:57pm.
luckycharms,
Am I on the "treat like shit" list
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I'm on tigers "tastes like shit" list.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:52pm.
She was posting offensive stuff under alternate id's. That's why her lolo id wasn't deleted along with the others but her ip was.
She could get around that by logging in via a anonymous ip proxy.
Charlie could do it too if it's just a ip ban.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
poor Cholly, i miss his profanity-ridden borderline indecipherable rants.i guess Lucky would suffice for now.
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:58pm.
how come the few people that actually want and are equipped to handle children have difficulties getting pregnant, but if you're a crazy person or a junkie, you breed like rabbits?
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God likes irony?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nothing like a BLAAAAAAKE thread to wish all you dlisters a Happy Easter!
Hope your baskets,bongs or glasses are filled with all the treats you desire.
Hope everyone has a great day with whatever you do!
Devilgirl~
(always nice having the devil wish you a Happy Easter!)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by luckycharms on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:49pm.
Chuck, I know the Independence was in VN in 1966. I'm not sure it landed in North VN or that it was taken over. Didn't it fly Navy sorties most of the time, from many miles offshore? It lost a few POWs, but they were all Navy pilots.
how come the few people that actually want and are equipped to handle children have difficulties getting pregnant, but if you're a crazy person or a junkie, you breed like rabbits?
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nice ass...when does it open?
luckycharms,
Am I on the "treat like shit" list this month or something? Read my posts before you judge me. I don't judge you. And by the way you quoted me incorectly. Sheeps wrote that post.
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WTF? Is Charlie Manson gone? I hope he's not lying about the POW thing. I could never handle being a POW. Shit, I'm still having flashbacks from the bad steak I had in Canada a couple of years ago.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by luckycharms on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:34pm.
FREE CHARLES MANSON IMMEDIATELY. HE HAS BEEN BANNED. WE NEED HIM BACK.
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Don't panic. We had a member here that thought she was banned (Lilo) and MK posted in some rare moment and someone asked him if she was banned. He said she wasn't but her IP address probably got banned because of spammers.
Email MK to see if that is the case.
:)
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:00pm.
No, Chuck. They landed the carrier USS Independence in wartime VN for some shore leave.
YA THATS RIGHT YOU WHATEVER. WE LANDED IT AND THE SLOPEHEADS TOOK OVER. HAPPY WITH YOURSELF. WE ACUALLY LANDED AND DOCKED ON NORTH VIETNAM. BUT OF COURSE NO BODY YOUNGER THAN 55 WOULD KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO TRUELY FIGHT AN ENEMY.
Manimal5 on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:00pm.
Sheeps on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:53pm.
I bet Chuck just forgot his PIN. Nam flashback.
Talk about Nam flashback, I knew someone who had just gotten back from Vietnam and was SLOWLY readjusting to normal society...anyway he was back and while crossing the street he ran into one of those Hare Krishna guys...you know...chanting away like mad. Anyway as soon as he saw him he flipped put and just decked him...on the street out cold. It must have been tough for those guys that came back...I always have the deepest respect for them.
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Yes, me too Manimal. My grandpa was in the pacific during WW2. He fought in battles, one being the Guadalcanal battle. Anyways. He never spoke about this until one year before his death in 1998. He was deeply hurt by the war and never once mentioned how deep it was. A hero who never wanted anyone to know. Alot of war survivors are like that.
http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/events/wwii-pac/guadlcnl/guadlcnl.htm
I am not sure what is true and what isn't. I agree you don't lie about being a POW; but joking is fine. I know a helicopter pilot who was shot down and imprisoned and tortured several times. He married a lovely Vietnamese woman, got a good TV job, and readjusted pretty well. At the same time, you'd think twice about short-changing him.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:17pm.
the rest of us are the out of control kiddies.
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hahahaha! I have some RL out-of-control kiddies we can use. Cuz I'm all about the authenticity.
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Professor Booty
http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/south-park/season-4/south-park-416-wack...
in the before time... in the long long ago...
one of my fav eps.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:00pm.
Sheeps on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:53pm.
I bet Chuck just forgot his PIN. Nam flashback.
Talk about Nam flashback, I knew someone who had just gotten back from Vietnam and was SLOWLY readjusting to normal society...anyway he was back and while crossing the street he ran into one of those Hare Krishna guys...you know...chanting away like mad. Anyway as soon as he saw him he flipped put and just decked him...on the street out cold. It must have been tough for those guys that came back...I always have the deepest respect for them.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
That 13 year old boy that was in the news is probably better equipped to be a father than the cracked-out Blaaake.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Sheeps on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:15pm.
No, Chuck. They landed the carrier USS Independence in wartime VN for some shore leave. He was getting his dress shoes spit-shined when some gooks grabbed him. Seven years in prison, man.
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That is probably why I never have conversations with Charlie, because he uses words like "Gooks".
God bless him though. If this story is true, he has a right to pent up anger.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:17pm.
well he IS old...!
tigerlilly can be farah fawcet.
the rest of us are the out of control kiddies.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Thanks, Sheeps -- that's the story.
Of course, if Chuck was bs'ing about the POW thing, there are lots of sailors/soldiers who would be happy to put his ass into carousel (like Tits said). You just don't throw that story around, seriously. But there are lots of assholes who claim war glory or whatever...people lie.
But I really just want to hear how much profanity Chuckie could spin around that mole. And Blaaaake's rotten wonky cock. Look at him, winkin' at me.
TITS on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:14pm
CM is a runner?!?! Escalando! Is DL considered his Sanctuary?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:53pm.
I clicked on Charles Manson's username and it's still active. I don't get the error message that happens when a member is deactivated.
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that makes me think of logans run.
perhaps he went into carousel?
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:00pm.
No, Chuck. They landed the carrier USS Independence in wartime VN for some shore leave. He was getting his dress shoes spit-shined when some gooks grabbed him. Seven years in prison, man.
Pookie on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:04pm.
Didn't Charles give us the POW story one morning? He was a sailor on the Constitution or some shit?
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You are probably right. I don't know because I usually am not around when Charlie is posting. Plus I stay away from him so as not to piss off the big kitty.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 9:00pm.
Lol, I thought JIM was the Nam survivor. But seriously, I doubt he is banned.
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Didn't Charles give us the POW story one morning? He was a sailor on the Constitution or some shit?
Sheeps on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:53pm.
I bet Chuck just forgot his PIN. Nam flashback.
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Lol, I thought JIM was the Nam survivor. But seriously, I doubt he is banned.
Ewww.
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Submitted by Pookie on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 8:34pm.
FREE CHARLES MANSON IMMEDIATELY. HE HAS BEEN BANNED. WE NEED HIM BACK.
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WHAT???? WHAT???? NOT MY CHOLLY!!! Aw, hells to tha naw! WHERE MY CHOLLY BE AT???? Aw hells to tha naw! *running around in tiger circles* WHAT THIS SHIT BE ABOUT???
I NEEEEEEEEEEDS ME MY CHOLLY!!!
YOU DO NOT BAN MY CHOLLY! FUCK THAT SHIT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...