Blaaaaaaake Might Become A Daaaaaaaady!
It seems like all the crack, heroin, freon, battery acid and (insert every drug name here), didn't kill Blaaaaaaake's sperm, because the dude has possibly created a fetus. That's what a 31-year-old jobless heroin addict and mother of 2 claims. Child Protective Services please stand by. You will be needed in 3...2...
Gilleen Morris has told The News of the World that she is six weeks pregnant with Blaaake's baby. Amy Wino's husband began putting his crack pipe in Gilleen's heroin box last February after they met in rehab. They did gross and unprotected things together for about three weeks until they were caught. That's when the nastiness ended. Gilleen said she never knew this would happen. HOW IZ BABEHZ GETS MADE?
Gilleen said Blaaake only talked about Wino a few times and said he was never going back to her.
Shortly after they started doing fucky times together (the visual makes cockroaches barf), Gilleen found out she was knocked up. When Gilleen got out of the rehab, she went to the doctor and he confirmed that she was carrying a dragon chasing baby! When she told Blaaaake the news, at first he said "OH FUCK" and then he said he would help her raise their child. Such sweet poetry, right?
Gilleen's first instinct was to get an abortion, but isn't sure what to do now after hearing Blaaaake would support her. The heroin head said, "Life as single mum wouldn't be good. I raised two kids before as a single mum and it was very tough. I'm older now, but every day is a challenge to stay off heroin. Once I've met Blake again face to face I'll decide what to do. He's too young to settle down, but if he could be a good parent that's something different. It would be good for him. Having a child gives you a new outlook on life. You see things differently. Blake would want to protect the baby. It could help beat his drug problems."
What in the fuck?! Does she think she's going to give birth to Dr. Drew or some shit?! Babies don't cure crackheads! If anything they make that shit worse. Babies want to make you hit the bad shit with all their crying and pooping! She should know. She has two kids already and still a junked-up twat.
Nothing good can come from this! Gilleen could very well give birth to a giant mole filled with heroin! Then Wino will come and snort it up! Or worse, Gilleen and Blaaaaake will try to raise the poor baby! Eventually, they would try to sell it for an 8-ball! Vadge needs to adopt it. That's the only way.
There's also a good chance that a) she's not knocked up (crackheads tend to lie for a quick buck) or b) (read this in your best Maury Povo voice) Blaaaake isn't even the father!!!
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Even though they're just taglines, it makes me nervous to see the words "Amy Winehouse" so close to "BABIES!!".
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Let me get this straight. This disgusting piece of skankwhore trash is 31 and she's already "raised" two children?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Are you fucking kidding me??????
This woman couldn't spend $100 bucks and get that shit above her eye removed?
Blake goes for the scabies......
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So why are we all here again?
Maybe we should call the baby "God Help It"!!!! Let's hope it doesn't end up with Mommy's moles!!!
And yeah, I hear everyone talking about how these two fuck-ups can have a baby and people who would be wonderful, loving, responsable parents can't. And it's crazy and sad and so unfair!!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Oh great another crackbaby mouth to feed:S Two doors down the mother was a crack mommy who gave birth to a child who will always need assistance. These people should be shot before they can reproduce. I don't understand people.
Blake should always have a towel on his head. He looks better than I have ever seen....perhaps it's the illusion of cleanliness
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Tomorrow there'll be an update, mark my words.
"The ten-year-old daddy says IM THE FATHER!"
It's pretty sad when this bitch is a signficant upgrade.
I have friends who are dealing with infertility. They are both in their early 30's, college educated, successful--and NOT drug addicts.
They have spent gazillons of dollars on treatments to have a child...then "God" blesses a worthless couple like this....makes me wonder...makes me sick.
N to the ASTY!
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
She's not knocked up.
That's just coke bloat!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I fucking love people who have kids because it would make their own fucked up lives better.
It's not a fucking barbie doll you stupid fucking bitch!
Someone should go and give her a big punch in the guts.
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"Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!", MK 11 April 2009
He looks like one of those 30 year old losers who goes to high school parties to cruise for girls.
She looks like the youngest daughter from Family Ties.
Their child, through no fault of his or her own, will be genetically predisposed to enjoying tractor pulls, stonewashed jeans, gun magazines, and buying everything from Sears.
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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:27pm
How do people this stupid even figure out what orifice and body parts to use?
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They didn't. She thought it was a crack rock pouch, and when they got stuck up there, Twatface had to put his blistered crackpeen up there to try and get it out (his hands being busy cooking some shit up).
That ho needs a mole intervention.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
In that photo, he sorta looks like that designer Barry from that show Trading Spaces. Is that show still on? Oh, well.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Let's help name the baby!
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Prisoner Number 10543, when he's old enough to get up to some hood rat stuff.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:44am.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:40am.
i would SO hit blake with a brick.
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he'd break it down and snort it
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Can not breathe. Can not breathe. Stop me from laughing.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 1:40am.
i would SO hit blake with a brick.
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he'd break it down and snort it.
i would SO hit blake with a brick.
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you want to go somewhere beyond going to keep senses apart
you tried to get where you belong leaving behind parts of your heart
("plenty of", ms john soda)
Great. Good ol' mother england paid for these two derelicts to go to rehab and all they did was fuck and now we've got to pay a life time of dole payments as a result. ughhhh. Just take them off the cash tit and put them on an island and let them fend for themselves along with octomommmy and her sickening defective brood.
Oh great, these fucked up moley faced googly eyed addicts are reproducing and my husband and I can't. That is just FUCKING great! I'm about to go on a rampage!
Poor fetus.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
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ANOTHER BLOG ERASED am i the only one that is seeing this why isnt anyone speaking out? this is not right we have freedom of speech in ameri -Dina Lohan
Ew! Moley moley moley!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:19pm.
No, but you can damn well be sure that it has a mole!
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Or IS a mole. Probably resembles Moley Ray Cyrus.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:04pm.
Beat it or smoke it.
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and the real Wino would snort the remains. gosh we're so darksided, the thing doesn't even have a soul yet!!!
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No, but you can damn well be sure that it has a mole!
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BWAHAHAHA and a crack pipe!!!
Submitted by complication on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:35pm.
This is sad.
And is Blaaaaake famous? Wasnt he just Winos guy thats it?
Oh lord Im having flash forwards of seeing pap pics of samro if she ever gets a date soon. Just because she happened to associate with someone famous (also for nothing as of late).
Seems like its not taking all too much to be a celeb these days.
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Can I have your autograph?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This is sad.
And is Blaaaaake famous? Wasnt he just Winos guy thats it?
Oh lord Im having flash forwards of seeing pap pics of samro if she ever gets a date soon. Just because she happened to associate with someone famous (also for nothing as of late).
Seems like its not taking all too much to be a celeb these days.
If his sperms weren't drunk she'd be giving Octomommy a run for her money. Wait, giving her a run for government assistance.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
1. Blaaaaaaake must have supersperm if he's done all that shit and can still knock a woman up. Then again, he must've tried hard with Amy just for some sweeeeeeeet child support monies. It worked for KOverFed
2. Is it possibly for Child Protective Services to acquire custody of a fetus before, y'know, it's even born? On the basis that there's no way in hell its parents are capable of taking care of a pet hamster, let alone a human life who requires feeding and changing?
3. She "didn't know it could happen"? Hello, elementary sex ed. See, the penis goes into the vagina and the sperm meets the egg, which is what makes babies. If you're doin' that without a condom for three weeks, eventually that is what happens. Assuming your uterus hasn't been eaten by heroin.
How do people this stupid even figure out what orifice and body parts to use?
Slag is 31. Says she already raised two kids as a single mum. Did she start having them when she was 10?
Nope, dumb bitch obviously lost them to care. Close your legs loser.
And are those rosary beads she is wearing around her wrist?
Would explain alot.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:04pm.
Beat it or smoke it.
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and the real Wino would snort the remains. gosh we're so darksided, the thing doesn't even have a soul yet!!!
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No, but you can damn well be sure that it has a mole!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Let's help name the baby!
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Blaaaake Holy Moley von Chavtastic Crackhead. Moe for short.
Moe-Money!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:04pm.
Beat it or smoke it.
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and the real Wino would snort the remains. gosh we're so darksided, the thing doesn't even have a soul yet!!!
y are scary freaks of nature able pop babies out like fucking confetti?
Blake? Fuck. I thought that was fucking Joe Jonas!
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:04pm.
Beat it or smoke it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 11:01pm.
you know he'd beat that baby.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Let's help name the baby!
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Ward. Ward of the State.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:59pm.
That would be a lovely tribute to his first love!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Let's help name the baby!
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Wino!!
Boy, do I know how to clear a room or what!
*throws down pitch fork and leaves thread*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Let's help name the baby!
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Umm... lets see... Ooo! Sea Biscuit! Cos they're both fans of the horse.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Let's help name the baby!
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It has to have Mary Jane somewhere. He won't have it on hard drugs until it's a toddler.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:43pm.
Oh, aren't you being an optimist! The child will probably have been in the slammer at least 2 years by then!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Syphillis Blakesley for a girl
Keith Richards for a boy
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Let's help name the baby!
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In about 18 years it will be Inmate 764597.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Let's help name the baby!
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Blaaaake Holy Moley von Chavtastic Crackhead. Moe for short.