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At the Berlin Zoo yesterday, a crazy lady decided to take off her shoes and pay Knut a little visit! It was polite of her to take off her shoes before entering...
The 32-year-old loontardian, who was visiting the zoo with her husband and baby, broke into the polar bear enclosure during the perfect time: FEEDING TIME! Why are people stupid? Why?
When the crazy bitch finally got in, she seemed like she was filled with happiness as she swam towards one of the older polar bears. Knut was not around at the time, because he was doing a photo shoot with Playgirl or something. Now, I don't know what kind of craziness was swirling through that bitch's head while she swam towards a hongray polar bear. Maybe she thought it would be like the cartoons and they'd skip off together into the fake icy tundra. Obviously, that didn't happen.
The polar bears must have thought it was their fucking birthday! Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths! It didn't take long for them to begin biting at the bitch! When the kook realized the polar bears were gnawing at her instead of showering her with welcoming kisses, she began swimming towards safety. Some of the zoo workers tried to get the bears away from her while others hoisted the heifer up the wall with a lifesaver. The first time they tried, the lifesaver broke, but eventually they got her ass up there. The woman was taken to the nearest hospital where she was treated for bites to her arms and legs.
Nobody knows why she decided it was a good idea to try to play with the polar bears, but I think I know why. It's because she's FUCKING CRAZIER THAN FUCKING CRAZY! Let's be serious.
I think she also might be stalking Knut. Knut needs to look into taking out a restraining order against that nut!
Below is video of her rescue and also some pictures of her getting bit by a polar bear. Maybe he wasn't trying to eat her ass. Maybe he was getting kinky with her?
Wenn.com (Thanks Sabrina)
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Poor Bear, is like showing a fucking cigarrete tome when I'm trying to quit.
Stupid Lady deserved to be eaten.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
the pic of her getting bit is fucking priceless!!! I found my new screensaver.
I would have loved it if the bears had eaten her, except that the zoo would have had to kill the bears for only doing what's in their nature. And it's not THEIR fault.
I have no words....
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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I can't blame the bears. Not only it was a hell of a big tasty treat, but you can see in the last thumbnail she has some serious magnificent chichis.
I didn't mind watching the video, since i don't speak Nazi.
Morning to all, i feel like shit. Where's TITS? i need her special Myelin Poutine.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
I have no words....
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Well, at least there was enough of her for both polar bears. On top of everything, she was being considerate.
And why would anyone want to jump in that water? It's fucking GREEN. The bears piss and shit in that water. It must smell atrocious.
Zoos are a festival of disgusting dung and guano smells. Eeeew.
Again, what would Tom Petty do?
I wish they had left her in there. Stupid bitch. I hope someone tells her what a stupid bitch she is. I hate stupid people. I really do.
I love that they had a hard time getting her fatass out of there. Theres enough to feed all three of those bears.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 12:22pm.
The photo of her getting welcoming kisses on the back and her mouth wide open screaming was the best.
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I laughed. I couldn't help it. Is that bad??
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
ahaaaahahaa!
"The polar bears must have thought it was their fucking birthday! Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths!"
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Take note, PETA: animals eat meat too. what a dumb bitch!! haha!
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Mentally challenged? Batshit crazy? Both?
Whatever...I wish the bears had snacked on her.
I hope the bears have had all their shots and they put this kook in jail or in some sort of home for the terminally stupid.
Dumbass.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
This is why Disney fucks people up because they think when they meet a big animal it's gonna sing them a song and do a dance- delusional.
Wooooooow. That is beyond stupid and dangerous.
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This dumb bitch must be like all the other dumbasses who think Polar Bears are fuzzy little cuddly thingies that you watch in TV. Well guess what bitch, THEY AREN'T! Polar Bears are wild animals and by wild I mean, THEY CAN FUCKING EAT YOUR ASS!.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
The photo of her getting welcoming kisses on the back and her mouth wide open screaming was the best. Someone scrapbook that shit and mail it to her.
Fucking dumbass.
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