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At the Berlin Zoo yesterday, a crazy lady decided to take off her shoes and pay Knut a little visit! It was polite of her to take off her shoes before entering...
The 32-year-old loontardian, who was visiting the zoo with her husband and baby, broke into the polar bear enclosure during the perfect time: FEEDING TIME! Why are people stupid? Why?
When the crazy bitch finally got in, she seemed like she was filled with happiness as she swam towards one of the older polar bears. Knut was not around at the time, because he was doing a photo shoot with Playgirl or something. Now, I don't know what kind of craziness was swirling through that bitch's head while she swam towards a hongray polar bear. Maybe she thought it would be like the cartoons and they'd skip off together into the fake icy tundra. Obviously, that didn't happen.
The polar bears must have thought it was their fucking birthday! Here was a special needs seal swimming directly into their mouths! It didn't take long for them to begin biting at the bitch! When the kook realized the polar bears were gnawing at her instead of showering her with welcoming kisses, she began swimming towards safety. Some of the zoo workers tried to get the bears away from her while others hoisted the heifer up the wall with a lifesaver. The first time they tried, the lifesaver broke, but eventually they got her ass up there. The woman was taken to the nearest hospital where she was treated for bites to her arms and legs.
Nobody knows why she decided it was a good idea to try to play with the polar bears, but I think I know why. It's because she's FUCKING CRAZIER THAN FUCKING CRAZY! Let's be serious.
I think she also might be stalking Knut. Knut needs to look into taking out a restraining order against that nut!
Below is video of her rescue and also some pictures of her getting bit by a polar bear. Maybe he wasn't trying to eat her ass. Maybe he was getting kinky with her?
Wenn.com (Thanks Sabrina)
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@Sugaroo: Try this: M Shepherd
Leash, it came up as some old lay for an avatar when I did it and I don't think it was you! LOL!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
and they worry about octopussy's children. this woman's child should be immediately taken away from her...period. she has traumatized this child for life...period.
@Sugaroo: I just tried to find myself and it came up with someone else's profile. Hold on a sec...
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 4:21pm.
@Sugaroo: O.k.--this is messed up. I can't find YOU and you can't find me (on Twitter). Jeebus. We KNOW where to find Devilgirl though!
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Go to DG's list of people she's following, add me, tweet me and I'll tweet back.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Leash-
From one good cause to another (and the kind hearts that accompany them), my hat is tipped to you as well. :)
If you ever need any canine/feline placement in Texas, I would be glad to assist.
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@Sugaroo: O.k.--this is messed up. I can't find YOU and you can't find me (on Twitter). Jeebus. We KNOW where to find Devilgirl though!
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 4:18pm.
@Sugaroo - Did you get my Tweet?
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No! WTF! Did you send it to TheRealSugaroo? You're not on my list of followers and I can't find you to follow you!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
@Sugaroo - Did you get my Tweet?
From Polar Bear Facts
Time to Eat
What's for Dinner?
Fatty foods may not be healthy for people, but they are the best foods for polar bears. Polar bears like to eat ringed seals and bearded seals, occasionally beluga whales and sometimes even walrus because all of these animals have lots of fat on them. During lean times, such as the summer, polar bears will eat just about anything, including bird eggs, rodents, berries, seaweed, grass and even rotting animals. Polar bears have been known to come near towns to eat from their garbage dumps. Polar bears don't catch fish in the wild. Only polar bears in zoos eat fish.
Don't swim like a seal.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Stupid fucking cunt!
That is all.
dumb cunt, they should have just left her in there. she deserved to die.
you've just been violated!
Submitted by paulapoo on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 3:49pm.
They might want to upgrade their rescue equipment. Those were some jankass life preservers.
No one could have foreseen such stresses.
Her fat ass would have made the Polar Bears sick.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
@Pretty Girl: My hat is off to you.
My husband and I do some rescue work with dogs, but mainly now we just help find good homes for the pets of people who can no longer keep them for whatever reasons; we have a pretty good network of animal-loving friends here who have small no-kill/rescue shelters and the like. I do wild bird rescue - basic back-yard birdie stuff, and no exotics - I refer those out to a specialist who is a vet. I'm now getting more into training dogs to work with Dementia and hospice patients...
Submitted by paulapoo on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 3:49pm.
They might want to upgrade their rescue equipment. Those were some jankass life preservers.
....other than the fact that they should not need to "rescue" dumbass people who have jumped in the enclosure....but yes, include the upgrade when they sue this bitch and make her pay!
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
she is obviously mentally ill or having a manic episode...the mention of the baby makes me wonder if she is have a psychotic episode following PPD... do they really have to kill the bears b/c of her instability?
I will eat a Klondike bar in her honor.
Submitted by paulapoo on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 3:49pm.
They might want to upgrade their rescue equipment. Those were some jankass life preservers.
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Agreed. Just as there are extra large blood pressure cuffs, there should be some rescue slings labeled "Extra Fat, Stupid, & Clumsy"
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 4:02pm.
@Sugaroo: MFShepherd
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It doesn't come up as anything. Try me: TheRealSugaroo
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Leash-
The hubby and I run a Primate/Prosimian rescue and will occasionally take in other exotics as well (and will help feed and raise babies that larger facilities do not have staffing to adquately provide care for). We also have three parrots but will not take in any more as there is an as of yet unidentifiable disease spreading through aviaries like wildfire (PDD, which is sort of like "avian AIDS") and until they develop a vaccine or an adequate treatment we have to turn the birds away. Sad, but we have to protect those already in our care. We are currently on our way to becoming a 501(c)3 as thus far we have been doing this on our own dime and have sacrificed everything (and sold almost all of our possessions save for our house and car) to do the rescue work. I would not trade it for the world, though, as there is nothing more rewarding!
I also agree that nearly all exotics, most especially mammals, are not suited for life with the novice or those who just want a "cool" pet as a status symbol (people like that are the reason rescues like ours have to exist!) Of nearly all reptiles, Leos (along with Bearded Dragons and a few snake species) ARE suitable captives and I'm sure yours is spoiled rotten! They are easy to care for and not easily stressed and many seem to enjoy interaction. Sal is such a cute name! One of our guard dogs is named Sal, so I'm partial to it. :D
EDIT- When you said "Gecko", a Leo came to mind, but there are many other species, ha ha. Which one is Sal? "African" reminds me of a Fat-Tailed Gecko or one of the Day Geckos, perhaps...
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Let's hope this woman's line becomes extinct.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@Sugaroo: MFShepherd
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 3:30pm.
@Miffed: Devilgirl is supposed to send ya Tweet - I'm back on Twatter now... I don't Twitter much though...She's supposed to gimme the heads up on all the Dlister buddies.
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OMG! Leash! Where u been? Hit us up in Twatter!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
They might want to upgrade their rescue equipment. Those were some jankass life preservers.
@Pretty Girl: Do you work with any other exotics? I'm not fond of the idea of people attempting to keep them, though I DO have a small African gecko myself. His name is Sally (I named him before I'd learned how to sex him). Now it's it's Sal.
One of my very first jobs as a kid was at an exotic pet store working as an animal wrangler and I rec'd a lot of bites and stings, but it never scared me off. <---"St. Francis" here.
Leash-
He is truly an amazing caretaker. When you work with exotics, one of the most important aspects of the field is being able to "read" the animal and its subtle cues. He has that down to an art. The passion does come into play as well. You have to have the passion as being shit on and bitten on occasion is enough to weed out those who don't. (As a side note, I've taken more bites from domestic dogs than I have from any exotics and the exotic bites were displaced aggression or bites from the stresses of restraint during veterinary procedures... i.e. not their fault.) It's great to be in the company of so many animal devotees. :)
Miffed-
Thanks for your kind sentiments on the name, though I can't take credit for it because it comes from a song. :)
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True that, Sheeps!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 3:38pm.
Between Woody Harrelson, Billy Bob Thornton, and the fat German Polar Bear Lover, my Jackass-O-Meter is going to explode.
hahaha. That's not true most days on DL?
I would have been happier with this story had the Polar bear taken her ass to her grave. What a moron.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 2:29pm.
I particularly have a problem with the fact that the YouTube video is very erroneously titled "Polar Bear Attacks Woman at Berlin Zoo".
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Thank you madam s! My thoughts exactly. It is incorrectly titled and gives the public the wrong impression about what occurred.
Seriously though, what the fuck?! That woman deserved to be mauled for her sheer stupidity. Why do people think that just because an animal is in a zoo it is okay to pet and cuddle with it. These are 'wild' animals in capitvity. Leave them to what little space they have left.
The fact that this woman has a child and has passed on her genes is quite disturbing really.
darl I am f'd at the moment but when I am ready I will surely find u xx
what a stupid bitch!
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Submitted by miffed_33 on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 3:17pm.
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My German is terribly rusty though.
yes is good enough hun
@Miffed: Devilgirl is supposed to send ya Tweet - I'm back on Twatter now... I don't Twitter much though...She's supposed to gimme the heads up on all the Dlister buddies.
Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 2:43pm.
love your full name!!!
Well, what did she think would happen?! The stupid broad looked like a fuckin feast to those bears. Bitch is lucky they didn't kill her!
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My German is terribly rusty though.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 12:23pm.
This is why Disney fucks people up because they think when they meet a big animal it's gonna sing them a song and do a dance- delusional.
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You deserve a gold crown for this post!
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
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@Pretty Girl: We're all HUGE animal-lovers here; I remember I'd recorded that 'Growing Up Hyena' segment and watched it probably 3 or 4 times because I was so fascinated by them and their caregiver/handler, Kevin. Clearly HE has something extraordinary that makes it easy for the animals to bond with him--perhaps they sense his compassion and love...
WTF! i wouldn't help that babosa to get out. why did the pedazo de mierda jump in there in the first place!?
Why fuck around with natural selection? This is no different than "suicide by cop".
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Ugh, I have no comment for this nut.
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
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Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 3:05pm.
Das ist nicht gut!
this is not good???
Leash-
They are absolutely incredible. The one girl that came to me first I was *extremely* bonded to. As part of her enrichment we'd get one of those horse Jolly-balls and my husband and I would toss it back and forth (playing "keep-away"). She also loved when we'd take her out and let her play in her kiddie pool. :)
The other two were much closer in age and fought as though they were siblings. I had to go to the ER for puncture wounds on my ankle after breaking up an altercation (told them it was a dog bite since we do dog rescue here, too... people tend to get alarmist when it's a wild animal). The younger female tore up my ankle through heavy duty jeans and boots... all at the age of less than three months and with her deciduous teeth, mind you.
I have actually inadvertently communicated with the guy from "Growing Up Hyena" through a friend that works in close correlation with him... he taught me how to sex the Hyenas I had here (their genetals look almost identical) by providing photographs of the minute differences.
The three Hyenas I raised are now in a wonderful spacious habitat at a great wildlife center. They are still open to a nice rub under the chin (at my own risk) but it would be my head if I went in there and one of them got the idea to go after me because their clan mentality trumps any docility. I cannot reiterate enough that they are wild animals! I realize that and, not being a dumbass, do not put myself in more jeopardy than needed. :P
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Submitted by gucci on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 12:34pm.
obviously this stupid woman doesn't know what happened in brooklyn (ny) 15yrs ago (at the prospect park zoo)to the last person who tried this: i'll give you a hint: when the bear was killed they found the remains of the boy in its belly.
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What pisses me off is when the assholes that pull this shit wind up dead, the ANIMAL IS PUT DOWN!!! WHY?! Because the animal was acting like an animal and defending itself from a perceived threat?
The fat bitch spooked those bears. THAT"S why they attacked. Period.
Fucking idiot, emphasis on "fucking." I hope German authorities slap her with a hefty fine. In the US, of course, she'd be the one suing the zoo...
Das ist nicht gut!
Seriously though, wtf was she thinking???
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by Mistah.Spahkle on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 2:52pm.
Agreed. AZA's regulations are anything but lax. It has been a very long time since I've been truly disappointed in an AZA accredited zoo. Each year they strive to better understand and meet the animals' needs more and more and new revelations about captive husbandry are discovered frequently (AAZK Animal Keeper's Forum is a good way to stay up to date on some of the more recent breakthroughs).
Can't say anything good about the non-accredited shit ass roadside "educational"(EXPLOITATIONAL) zoos and pseudo-sanctuaries (so-called "non-profits" that sell/broker animals under the table... I know MANY of these and they disgust the living hell out of me). All I have to say regarding the aforementioned places of filth is thank God for the "Captive Primate Safety Act" that is about to pass in the Senate. I hope all the brokers suffer huge monetary losses, though it will never be enough to compensate for the innocent lives they've trafficked and ultimately destroyed without the slightest regard to the animal except for its market value. Curse them to hell!
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@Prettygirl: I love hyenas! How cool THAT must have been to raise some. There's some guy in Africa who works with hyenas--his name eludes me now--Kevin Somebody-- but this guys does the same type of rehab work; he was featured on one of the Discovery Network shows--Growing Up Hyena was the name of it, I believe.