Behold... The Ambassador For Wool!
Kelly Bensimon from The Really Stupid Bitches Of New York is still going on about her feud with Bethenny Frankel even though she said she was totally over it. In the new issue of Harper's Bazaar (via UsWeekly), Kelly opened up her dehydrated prune lips to defend herself against Bethenny's comment that she's inauthentic.
Kelly said, "Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books, starting two magazines, bearing two children, being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that's inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is."
The ambassador for WOOL?!!!! Wool not fools. Seriously, every sheep on this planet just farted at that comment. This bitch is fucking crazy. Kelly should be the ambassador for watered down leather since that's what her body is covered in.
The ambassador for wool didn't stop there, "Is Bethenny a socialite? No. Will she ever sit next to Lauren DuPont? No. Is she best friends with Aerin Lauder? No. Am I? No. Do I care? No. Does she? Oh, absolutely. She's not authentic."
Is Kelly a dumb whore? Yes. Does she look like a dusty Miller's Outpost leather jacket that's been sitting in a bin at the Salvation Army for a couple of decades? Yes. Does she reek of desperation and burnt nails? Yes. Does she look like an asshole for asking and answering her own questions? Yes.
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Kelly=Ellen before she came out. All I'm sayin..
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Why would anyone want to finger bang this woman unless they wanted their nails filed.
Kelly = Epic Fail, go beat a twink bitch!
Bethany = Has actual company, wrote actual book, actually has class.
That degree Kelly is so proud of from Columbia? Extension courses, not a degree!
Look on Amazon.com for Kelly's books, not there! Bethany's is.
Kelly needs to go comb the lanolin out of some sheep and STFU.
Why isn't anyone saying that she has a huuuge nose?
Heehee. Miller's Outpost. My mom used to take me back to school shopping there. I would beg to go to The Limited, but somehow always got Miller's Outpost and County Seat.
Paris is for stoners.
Authentic asswipe.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Kelly is ridiculous and she is constantly commenting on how she doesnt care about the whole thing between her and bethenny BUT THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS BRING IT UP!!! oh and by the way your face looks more like the horses you ride upon. Kelly you are better then NO ONE and you make no sense when you speak constantly making no sense and contradicting yourself it hurts my ears to hear you talk because it requires wayyyy too much thinking. Bethenny should kick your ugly FAKE ASS all the way over to the DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES SET
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 1:10pm.
She did not graduate from Columbia, she took courses at Columbia and got a certificate, I have one from Harvard and Cornell and did not graduate from those universities, maybe I should say I did.
Know anything about wool?
She did not graduate from Columbia, she took courses at Columbia and got a certificate, I have one from Harvard and Cornell and did not graduate from thoe universities, maybe I should say I did. What a Bullshit artist.
As for how Bs artist deals with Ms. Frankel, Ms. Frankel is not exactly innocent, but Kelly is always mentioning how great she isa nd how she is so much better than Bethanny. Not a great person.
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Ups, sorry for the double post.
She strikes me as the type that would swallow if her boyfriend was rich and powerful enough.
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Kelly sun block 1000. Kelly's skin is as tough as leather you could make a pair of knee high boots and a matching hand bag.
Kelly is a spaz! and NO you are a faker "KELLAMITY" arriving late, insulting people and not using your name for good causes is fakery! YOUR NAME KELLAMITY is in the TVGuide every week as one of the RHoNYC.How low can YOU go K? How much did BRAVO pay you to do that??fakerfakefakeyliarKELLAMITY
"Jesus says "give me some downtime!" -mrsoul jr.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 10:56pm.
I had to ask...*kicks self in ass...*
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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 10:48pm.
You pretty much say that about everybody don't you?...wait I don't remember seeing it on the Rosie O post...hmmm, maybe?
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Rosie O?
That's a "fister"...............
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 10:42pm.
Kelly Bensimon? Yeah..........I'd finger her.
You pretty much say that about everybody don't you?...wait I don't remember seeing it on the Rosie O post...hmmm, maybe?
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Kelly Bensimon? Yeah..........I'd finger her.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
What does this dried up old crow have against the sheep of the world?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
heehee Aphid.
I am watching Bill Maher now, and Ron Howard is on. His left eye is noticeably droopy. I hope he is ok, I love that man.
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There's solace a bit for submitting to the fitfully cryptically true
What's happened has happened,what's coming is already on its way- with a role for me to play
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
I don't watch this crap, but I can tell from the picture that she does a pretty good Paris Hilton impersonation.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hey TV!! Yes it doesn't have bad breath anymore. It seriously did stink. I shudder to think what was on it (he's had it since before we met).
PSL you should have seen our old place when we moved out. I was soooo dirty. We left it like that. Hahaha! Our landlady was such a cunt we didn't even care to clean.
Submitted by Aphid on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 9:06pm.
AND, it's minty fresh!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hi islandgirl, happy Easter to you too! :)
You mean wine on a keyboard? Possibly! 1 part water and 1 part mouthwash, use a small paintbrush and it works like a charm!
I've also discovered tomato paste works well on brass. I love that show!
Shit- that would have scared me too!
I can't watch that show- I have been living like such a pig for the last 8 months...I am disgusting myself, and at the same time, I don't care. Weird.
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There's solace a bit for submitting to the fitfully cryptically true
What's happened has happened,what's coming is already on its way- with a role for me to play
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Submitted by Aphid on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 9:06pm.
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Hi Aphid... happy Easter! Do you think it'll work for red wine spills as well?
*crosses fingers, licks keyboard*
Hi there! Yes I am really here! LOL
I would have been posting on here hours ago, but I was watching that show "How clean is your house?" and they showed how to clean a dirty keyboard (with mouthwash of all things!). I cleaned my boy's disgusting keyboard the way they showed how to and then it stopped working. :/ I freaked for a while then I just turned the computer off and on and it came back up. :) WHEW!!
Aphid honey!!!!! You're here! You're really here!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo :)
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There's solace a bit for submitting to the fitfully cryptically true
What's happened has happened,what's coming is already on its way- with a role for me to play
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
I hope this bitch gets thrown off the show, I can't stand her. Plus she got her ass handed to her by Bethenny, HAHA
its bruce bitch...
See MK??? I told you!!! this bitch makes me yearn for the authenticity of Gretchen!!! This ho makes me crave some of Tamara's "moral integrity"...
As Snowpiece discovered, not just any dilettante can aspire to be an Ambassador of Wool:
RESPONSIBILITIES :
1. Promote sheep, wool and lamb through participation in various community and school activities.
2. Appear, when requested, by an organization interested in sheep and wool promotion.
3. Be available during the week of the Dutchess County Fair for scheduled sheep and wool events.
RULES:
1. The contestant must be single and between 12 and 22 years of age by January 1, 2007.
2. Contestants should have a working knowledge of sheep and wool. The contestant must own their own sheep, be a sheep sponsorship or parents/guardians must raise sheep.
JUDGING:
There will be a maximum of three judges conducting an interview. The contestant will be judged on knowledge of sheep and wool, poise, personality and appearance.
I don't know who this person is but she looks like she has been overbaked. I don't know her age but even in this small pic you can see her sun spots and age spots. I'd hate to see how she looks in another 10 years!
Kelly is so crazy over all this because she is in love with Bethenny and Bethenny won't have her ;). Who knows why she really feels so threatened by Bethenny? It's probably because she is younger, prettier, sexier, independent, intelligent, witty and one of the most popular housewives.
Every time this idiot opens her mouth I am convinced that she is high! Especially when she plays all girly and cute and flirty with that brainless model she has been shown with.
I hope Bethanny calls her on the lie about "Graduating from Columbia University"!
And BTW she was the 3rd wife (now divorced) of that French photog, just like the other PHONY, the Countess, was the 4th wife of her French playboy.
(soon to be divorced)
====Is Kelly a dumb whore? Yes. Does she look like a dusty Miller's Outpost leather jacket that's been sitting in a bin at the Salvation Army for a couple of decades? Yes. Does she reek of desperation and burnt nails? Yes. Does she look like an asshole for asking and answering her own questions? Yes.
LOL LOL LOL! OMG! You are too much MK! :D
If this twat didnt marry that photographer and get his last name, she would never be ever thought of for anything, that is why she kept his last name, its opened many doors for her.
She's still a useless, worthless, piece of shit, whore who thinks her shit dont stink, even the episode w/her daughters in it, they looked like they totally hated her.
I despise this bitch and hope she doesnt come back if they do another season, and Bethanny so needs to get her back before the end or give it to her real good at the Reunion show.
Gis Bundchen makes these goofy faces on the red carpet too. Team Bethenney!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
The only way to settle this is a Pay Per View Bitchslap bout at recess.
Bahahaha MK! The last paragraph is comedy gold! Miller's Outpost! hahahaha
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Ambassador to wool - what an insult to the giant stuffed horse she has in her living room ! (I think it may have been her dad.)
I have such a pet peeve about this fad of asking and answering your own questions. Just make a statement !
Submitted by Cosmo on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 4:46pm.
I'm not sure if this has already been mentioned; however, it is worth pointing out that she did not graduate from Columbia University's highly competitive undergraduate program.Instead, she was enrolled in their continuing studies program which provides educational opportunities to adults. There is virtually no applications process, and the program is tantamount to a cash cow for the university. Almost every University in the country: Harvard, U of Chicago, Northwestern, Dartmouth, etc,etc. has one of these programs. I can handle every other ridiculous thing that comes out of her mouth, but I draw the line when she claims an Ivy education.
I knew it! I knew it. I knew it.
..but they way she keeps claiming it, I figured she must have at least shown up for a class, and that does fall under this category. Faker. I stayed in a Holiday Inn so I must be a brain surgeon.
Where to even start on this dumb whore...? she is terrible and I feel sorry for her children...
What a waste of space.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Cosmo: "I'm not sure if this has already been mentioned; however, it is worth pointing out that she did not graduate from Columbia University's highly competitive undergraduate program.Instead, she was enrolled in their continuing studies program which provides educational opportunities to adults."
As I suspected...
She is a horrible horrible person.
And her forehead looks dented.
I'm not sure if this has already been mentioned; however, it is worth pointing out that she did not graduate from Columbia University's highly competitive undergraduate program.Instead, she was enrolled in their continuing studies program which provides educational opportunities to adults. There is virtually no applications process, and the program is tantamount to a cash cow for the university. Almost every University in the country: Harvard, U of Chicago, Northwestern, Dartmouth, etc,etc. has one of these programs. I can handle every other ridiculous thing that comes out of her mouth, but I draw the line when she claims an Ivy education.
I love you so much right now. That was fucking hilarious.
Don'e ever disrespect an ambassador of WOOL!
Kelly@KellyKillorenBensimon.com
send her an email!!!!!