A Casa de Vadge Will Be Built In Malawi
A judge in Malawi told Vadge to go fuck herself with her own roidy clit by denying her adoption of Baby Mercy. The judge said that only hos who have lived in Malawi for 18-months or more can adopt a baby. Because of that ruling, Vadge has decided to build a house next to her already planned all-girls school in Malawi.
Vadge's recent visit to Malawi wasn't only a baby buying trip. She was also there to oversee construction of her school and she also told her architect to draw up plans for a house. The Sun says, “Madonna has a big, beautiful plot of land over there already. She’s planning to build a girl’s school in the Chinkhota village and those designs are well under way. But she’s gone back to the designers and asked if they could accommodate a family home on the plot or on adjacent land.”
Why does this remind of Poltergeist? Probably because Vadge had to shoo away a bunch of villagers to get her claws on that land! The villagers are still pissed because Vadge hasn't compensated them. You know they put a spell on that shit. Vadge is thinking she's slick by building a house there so she can finally get Mercy! Bitch refuses to lose. But Vadge's new house is going to be haunted with the ghosts of all the bitches she sucked the youth out of! Everywhere she turns there will be a Ritchie or a Baby Jesus! Those villagers aren't going to let her win this time!
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Damn, those hands. Imagine those things groping you in the night... Ewwwwwwwww. She should put her money into inventing hand lifts instead of trying to snatch any kid that isn't nailed down.
Haven't they learned who they're dealing with? She's not going to back down. The kid already calls her, "Mommy." Just give her the fucking kid, and get on with it.
The fucking country is a shit hole, with no adoption laws to begin with. Madonna's going to give this kid a life beyond anyone wildest imagination. Yes, that's so abusive.
Damn Madge really wants a kid from Malawi.
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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 3:49pm.
Oh please like she is really going to live there. She must be going senile or something.
She is going to live there in the same way that Pitt lives in NOLA, only when a camera is there.
I thought the residence requirements for most countries are 6 months... I can't see her being able to do so, but am sure her lawyers have figured out all of the holes to get her residency without the requirement.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 04/11/2009 - 12:29am.
Okay, who photoshopped Michael Jack'his'son's hands on Madonna here? *hands on hips and giving each of you the hairy eyeball*
Nitty, Nitty, Nitty, we is all innocent til proven guilty- as is Madge
WHAT THE FUCK is up with her hands????? ... Other than that, she looks just lovely. Actually, there's her next cd cover right there! GAWJUSS!
CALLED IT! But we all knew the Crypt Keeper would find a way to set up residency without staying...
She's probably scrapbooking all of this publicity to show the girl how much she loves her in case she ever tries to ecape when she gets older.
And if her building a big ol' plantation house on the land she owns doesn't SCREAM imperialism, then...
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Self righteous twat..hate her.
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Okay, who photoshopped Michael Jack'his'son's hands on Madonna here? *hands on hips and giving each of you the hairy eyeball*
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If she'd like to hire a double to do the 18 months for her, my mom's having a hemorrhoid removed next month. I'm sure she wouldn't mind Vadge using it.
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doesn't she ALSO need to be married to adopt there? and she could be denied even with a house there because there will be a record of her coming and going to and from the country and there is probably a minimum amount of time she needs to be in the country to count is as her primary residence. what a moron. I mean, she is too old to have her own children.. just let it go.. move on.. find a nice rocking chair to sit in and go away!
just sick stupid old whore
Even can`t look at her
Keepin' up with the Jolies. Or was it the Winfreys?
jesus she looks like she is saying 'Come here Mercy, mommy is coming to take you to America' fucking ho'bag
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I was just thinking that those are the kind of sunglasses old folks wear when they have cataracts!
Oh please like she is really going to live there. She must be going senile or something.
Age shows no fucking mercy, regardless of how many surgeries you have. She looks like a beat down old grand ma ma! It would really be funny to hear her actually sing a song at a concert, probably sounds like the fucking wicked witch of the West and I would be willing to bet that her fucking teeth would fall out reaching for a high note! One more word of advice Madonna, don't fucking do those splits and licks on stage anymore, you'll be looking down the barrel of a couple of hip replacements by year end.
My grandmother has a face/hands like that (not to mention sunglasses), and she's fucking eighty years old. What's Tutankhdonna's excuse?
Oh, and there's no way she'll actually LIVE in a third-world country. She'll pop in from time to time just to establish that yes, she owns this ridiculous mansion in the midst of grinding dirt-poverty. But she'll never live somewhere where the people spend all their time trying to stay alive rather than taking her picture and catering to her.
She really cn't cope with someone saying NO to her, can she?
As for American orphans, Mummydonna could easily arrange to buy an American baby and bribe the lawyers into cutting the red tape. But she couldn't fake being a humanitarian if she did.
She'll need an appropriate name change for her move there, something that reflects Malawi's *real* view of her.
How about "Mabwanna Devil"?
that pic!
Did we fast-forward and now it's Halloween again?
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hasn't plastic surgery been invented for 100 year old witch hands?
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i keep wondering how uncomfortable those giant cheekbones/ golf balls must be floating around under her eyes
that would annoy the hell out of me.
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i think she just likes the kid's name. she could just adopt a different one and name it "mercy too"
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I just love the fact that this bitch was told NO. I wonder what the next thing she'll try to prove her relevance.
Gee do you think she would send Lourdes there for her schooling? I bet not.
Although I'm against adopting from the U.S., I definitely agree with people suggesting that Madonna if she's going to adopt, more than anyone, should be adopting older and/or special-needs kids. She exceedingly has the means and is able to hire help for them, etc. But of course we all know her aim is to get her hands on accessories, so this point is moot.
Not only that, but what, does she show up with a couple of cable bills to prove she's been living there?
I think the forgotten issue here is not only that she isn't a resident there, its that the child HAS A FATHER. He thought Mercy was dead and he wants to care for her now. Is Madge ignoring this little nugget?
Run, Mercy, Run!
Isn't she supposed to sleep her days away in a coffin filled with Transylvanian soil?
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yawn...leave her alone, at least she's doing something to help.
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I am so sick of Madonna and her baby-buying crap I wish she would just fuck off.
I doubt that she'll really live in Malawi. What's weird to me is that Vadge can afford the best of everything, yet she is aging so poorly. My wife is 56, and her skin looks much better than Vadge's. No kidding.
Vadge is just a creepy freak now, which I guess goes with the territory.
She looks so scary! The face, the cheekbones, the lips, the HANDS of course....ugh. Why can't anyone let themselves age gracefully anymore?
This pic of Vadge reminds me of another witch.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:11pm.
Haha! The image of Vadge running from spear wielding villagers makes me happy..
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:54pm.
I think a disastrous face and body like hers could make dinosaurs go extinct.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I think a disastrous face and body like hers could make dinosaurs go extinct.
Plus in that picture her face looks like Miley Cyrus circa 2044.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
sounds like she's well on the way to becoming jim jones
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Vadge will spend as much time at her house in Malawi as Mangelina does in Cambodia. ZILCH
Madonna hasn't bonded with her own child Lourdes much less any little African child! She is not capable!
After looking at this pic, all I can say is, damn, she is truly an ugly individual! Her personality matches the ugliness on the outside.
Malawi's actually supposed to be a very beautiful country, landscape-wise.
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seeing those hands on someone so vain and shallow is delicious.
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Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:11pm.
Haha! The image of Vadge running from spear wielding villagers makes me happy..
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Mercy is coming to America one way or another!!!
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I doubt Vadge's delicate sensibilities can handle the the realities of living in Malawi.
I can just hear her sending a minion to tell the villagers to keep down the noise and smell.
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