Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Knocked Up
I haven't thought of Sarah Michelle Gellar or Freddie Prinze Jr. in forever, but when I read that they are having a BABY!!!, I immediately thought of the fuckery they did to Scoopy Doo! Speaking of shit that is best enjoyed with a bong (see below). Damn. Freddie should never attempt that hair again. He looked like he was one step closer to dethroning Scotland's #1 Male Barbie. Anyway, back to the baby at hand.
One of Sarah and Freddie's loud-mouthed friends told People that she's having a baby friend in the fall. The friend added, "They're very excited." At least they aren't "over the you know what," but just once I want to read, "It was a mistake. They aren't very happy about it."
Sarah, 31, and Freddie, 33, have been married for six long years. This is their first human creation together. When they first legally handcuffed themselves to each other, I didn't think it would last that long. I was one of those "I give it a quick minute" people. But they have proven me wrong! Because of this, I will watch House of Yes this weekend and pretend like Freddie gave a good performance.
If they have a girl, they have to name her Buffy. If they have a boy, they have to name him Spike. Those are their only choices. Actually, that's kind of cliche and boring. So if they have a boy, they have to name him Buffy. If they have a girl, they have to name her Spike. Yeah, that's better.
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I figured they either didn't want any brats or were sterile. I'm happy for them. They should name the kid Willow or Xander.
By Who?
I was wondering when she was going to get knocked up. I figured she was pulling an Aniston.
God, I love "House of Yes." I used to be obsessed with Parker Posey, and then she broke my heart by doing "Josie & the Pussycats." That movie was such shit! With Tara Reid, too. Hahahaha.
But Freddie was HORRIBLE in "House of Yes," and I can't watch it without thinking that every time he has a line. Even Tori Spelling was better than him!
They're boring but I love these two! Happy news indeed!
Scratch that, Freddie wasn't even in The Rules of Attraction...I was confusing that shitty football movie with it...which I often do. All these craptastic movies always merge together in my brain.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Yay! I love me some SMG. Original Kendall FTW!
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Buffy IS nearly cross-eyed in this pic...is she emphasizing the ditzy nature of Daphne or what?! Scooby-Doo was a movie I've never even stopped to watch on a good channel surf back in the day. I've always thought Freddie was a heinous actor. He was sorta bad in the House of Yes, being that it was Parker Posey's tour de force! She was fabulous in it! Freddie...not so much. Was he in Laws of Attraction or whatever that movie was with James Van DerBeek? I feel like he was, not sure though!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
i thought they split?
Yikes! She looks cross-eyed in this pic.
*edit* Opps, sorry, Sugaroo. Didn't see your post!
Divasgone> Was he telling the truth, or just saying that to get the ladies to do him? Some men will say anything.
Submitted by DivasGone on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 11:44am.
Their marriage is a sham... I used to know a stripper who told me that Freddie came into her club and got the chicks to sleep with him. He says his wifey didn't mind because she really loved the ladies... and she had a girlfriend. Loooong story short, he's a beard. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me.
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OMG if this is true... that's so frigging hawt!!! I think I'm gonna pass out.
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
(xx - you know me so well!)
Yay!!! I ♥ SMG! Congrats to them and way to fucking go on having a normal wait until we're ready relationship and not just having a baby for the fuck of it! And Alyson Hannigan just had her baby so their kids can grow up together.
PS - notice... MK is all about Spuffy too. Ptthbt on Angel!!!
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
I've always liked Sarah Michelle Gellar, mostly because she's hot in the way normal, everyday girls are hot. I actually met her (I was an extra in Southland Tales), and she acted like a normal person, too. Very cool.
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I loved Buffy. And Spike. And Angel. *sigh* Congrats to SMG and that man she is married to.
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if "they're" happy.
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boring...but if their happy, then i'm happy...
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nice ass...when does it open?
We have Buffy reruns, so Sarah Michelle Gellar is no longer viable as far as I am concerned.
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Their marriage is a sham... I used to know a stripper who told me that Freddie came into her club and got the chicks to sleep with him. He says his wifey didn't mind because she really loved the ladies... and she had a girlfriend. Loooong story short, he's a beard. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me...
Nice to see them bringing a life into the world together. *wipes tears*
Congrats! I like them both.
This is about as newsworthy as M.K.'s toe nail clippings.
LOL @ SCOOPY DOO
*waits for MC*
I'm sure she already knows :)
Yay! I really like these two together! Congrats to the happy couple! :D
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PSL
Sick....But so sad too :( I can't blame her for wanting grandchildren
Congrats to them. It is so fucking sick how x17 headlined this story with "Sarah Michelle Gellar is FINALLY pregnant!"
Jesus Christ....god forbid two people actually wait until they are ready and responsible enough to have a child. Like she is some old fart at 31 and being married for six years without procreating is some sort of fucking crime. Fuck!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Since she's married, she's not "knocked up". That term is reserved for singles. Sorry, I'm a stickler for detail :-)
It's pathetic that I know this, but Freddie Prinze Jr was hired as part of the writing team for the WWE sometime last year, and it's in a non televised capacity. I'm not sure if he's still working there, and I'm stumped as to how he managed to knock up SMG since the writing team travels just as much as the wrestlers do.
I have no idea what SMG gets up to movie wise though.
Anyway, congrats to both of them :-)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yes! As in House of. "People raise cattle. Children just happen."
SMG was on Southland Tales and the Grudge I and II fairly recently - last couple of years at least. She was also in Suburban Girl, which, unfortunately, sucked ass. She's going to star in Veronika Decides to Die, which is a film based on a Paulo Coelho novel (one of my favorite authors).
FPJ...not sure. I don't keep track of his ass.
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She looks cross-eyed in that pic.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
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ricki lake - thanks for the info!
Does this mean I'm younger than I think I am?
*batting eyelashes*
I love Sarah Michelle... Buffy was my LIFE.
since they bore me, I thought I;d post this link:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jRVT19ZpP02nffSAeh05-6...
this is some SICK SHIT.
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Congrats to the happy couple.
I always thought Fred on the Skooby Doo cartoons was so cool. Now I realize that it was because he was gay.
http://newdaydesigns.co.uk/images/scoobydoo/Fred.jpg
I suspect that he may have been hooking up with Reggie Mantle.
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/Regg...
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thanks Ricki, I was really just too lazy this morning to even look it up!
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Sarah has been working since she was a child, and played Kendall in her teens, so yes, it is definitely possible that she is only 31. (I looked, 'cause I'm a loser, and she played her from 1993-1995, so it wasn't quite twenty years ago.)
Wow, a post about two NORMAL people! Guess MK is getting a little soft..........No way!
Sarah was on All My Children for a very long time. Shortly after she left the show, she married Freddie. They have worked and are not out prowling the streets at night. Like I said, "two normal people"! Congrats to them.
Happy Good Friday Dlister's!
Fred knocked up Daphne! Call the baby a Scooby Snack. But serious, those two were not a fit for that role. May they burn in Dlist hell.
Sad to say, Snowy, but yup it's been that long.
That's when Kelly Ripa started on there too, as a bratty little teen.
I remember her from AMC too, damn has it been that long?
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I bet a boy would be named Freddie III.
She couldn't be only 31 because I remember her as Kendall on All My Children which had to be at least 20 years ago since I haven't watched soaps in that long. She's been working for a loooooong time.
Good for them - made money young, now they can enjoy life a little.
I've never seen either of these two in anything and I get her confused with the Jennifer Love Hewitt one, who I've also never seen in anything. Don't they all sort of look exactly alike?
That's great news. Good for them
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 9:09am.
Whatever happened to him? And to her? They really fell off the face of the Earth, didn't they?
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They've been trying to get knocked up this entire time.
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OMG OMG OMG, I am soo freaking out over here!
Congratz Sarah and Freddie!!!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 9:05am.
People used to tell me I looked like Freddie Prinze Jr. I never really saw it, except for maybe my eyebrows.
Whatever happened to him? And to her? They really fell off the face of the Earth, didn't they? At least J. Love has Ghost Whisperer, and Ryan Phillipe is still in movies sometimes. (Yes, I will forever think of these hos as the "I Know What You Did Last Summer" crew. I guess I am a product of having been a teenager in the late 90's when pop culture was overrun by teen shit. Sigh, I miss those days sometimes.)
You and me both ricki... wanna go out on a date?
they should name the bebe Chico!
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