The Wake 'N Bake Show!
Yesterday afternoon, Snoop Dogg debuted The Wake 'N Bake Show live on UStream. The show is exactly what you would expect. It's just Snoop making sweet love to an obese joint while playing some music you can only enjoy if you're fucking high with him. Snoop's sparkly Obama even takes a little toke. That's why he sparkles!
I'm sober like a toddler right now, so this shit really isn't taking me higher, but after I've had a few intimate moments with my bong, this is going to be the greatest show like EVER! If Snoop wants to make a zillion more dollars, he should advertise for Taco Bell and Totino's during his show. Because Snoop's new stonercam is best served with a toke and something covered in cheese (not dick).
Snoop lives in California, so he has a license to smoke the good shit legally. Yeah, he says he needs to smoke it for "medical purposes." He probably suffers from a CHRONIC condition! Me fucking too.
Expect Snoop's Wake 'N Bake Show to have guests in the future like Michael Phelps, Charlize Theron, Amy Wino, Mischa Barton, Carlos Santana and every cartoon character ever created. I'm convinced that every cartoon character is a major stoner, because every time I"m high and watching a cartoons, they all stare at me with greedy eyes.
VIA TMZ
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julesinSD> Wow, that's some ignorant shit right there. You've drawn a lot of ridiculous conclusions. You're using an example of TWO people to generalize about over half the voting public. I voted for Obama and I'm not on welfare. MOST people on welfare are WHITE (look it up) & a lot of poor people vote Republican.
You have no idea that that woman was "able-bodied" enough not to park in a handicapped spot. She could have heart problems or something. Don't assume.
Who exactly is "we"? Your fellow Rush listeners?
Obama - this is who voted for you. Everytime I see some broke ass, welfare grabbing, pandering dipshit - I think, that's a OBAMA supporter for ya.
Also loved seeing the able bodied black woman who checks my groceries stroll to her new VW parked in a handicapped parking spot with what else...a BIG OBAMA slapped on the bumper.
Don't think we ain't keeping track of that shit.
Obama - this is who voted for you. Everytime I see some broke ass, welfare grabbing, pandering dipshit - I think, that's a OBAMA supporter for ya.
Also loved seeing the able bodied black woman who checks my groceries stroll to her new VW parked in a handicapped parking spot with what else...a BIG OBAMA slapped on the bumper.
Don't think we ain't keeping track of that shit.
i just LOVE that he's playing "bitches ain't shit". best ever. i don't give a fuck about the biiiitchh
i wanna wake n bake with snoop
be cool about fire safety
How does the Nation of Islam feel about his chronic use of marijuana? I personally won't be supporting Snoop's music any longer. Can't get behind people who belong to dangerous cults.
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so the reality show he had with his family was cancled.. gee how sad
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Isn't it Bromantic?
I love me some Snoop and I love me some mary jane, but this is just stoner silliness.
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Wait...Snoop smokes MJ?
man ...I wish I liked that stuff ..cause it's freakin' EVERYWHERE these days
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
ha ha Deb my bf is Muslim so I know not to even go there, they don't take kindly to even gentle hearted teasing about their beliefs.
MuffinAmy: me too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:40pm.
Nudge, nudge. Say no more!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Snowpiece, and what ever happened to him stopping smoking weed? That lasted all of 1 month.
I don't care, I still love him, his attitude and his flow, even if this is some dumbass stoney shit.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Deb I want to make a joke but I don't want to insult anyone's religion so lets just leave it at that, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Didn't he convert to Islam the other day? I wonder what Muhamad would have to say about this...
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
lol @ medicinal purposes, he's been smoking it for so long he probably would go into convulsions and die if he didn't get his daily toke. Drop It Like It's Hot is still my song though, and Gin and Juice, and It Ain't No Fun If The Homies Can't Have Some....
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
Submitted by meeeee on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 10:34am.
How does he get high when he doesn't even inhale?
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I've noticed that also about a lot of films & tv shows: all these people getting high & just inhaling the smoke & blowing it right back out like it was a cigarette. Pineapple Express is probably the only film I've seen in recent memory where they actually "hold in" the smoke to properly get high.
I will gladly do a cameo on thi show. As long as I get parting gifts!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
*blows smoke ring*
I would never do that on camera.
What?
How does he get high when he doesn't even inhale?
Bush league.
phrnt phrnt
Don't forget Kristen Stewart!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
That was boring. We all know he smokes it so don't know why he needs to vlog it. Next!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 8:18am.
EXCUSE ME but what happened to that whole thing where Snoop was becoming a Muslim? LMAO?!!?!
I think they told him the chronic was against the Koran!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I've always been a fan of Snoop Dogg, but I get the feeling that his boring little "Wake & Bake Show" here just set the medical marijuana movement back about 20 years. Way to go, Snoop.
Btw, does anyone know the name of the slow song he was playing there towards the end & who sings it? The one with the lyrics that went something like "I could never live (or leave maybe?) without you, I could see love in your face", etc.? Can anybody help me out?
What a piece of shit! Literally! Eventually a person needs to grow the hell up.
could this be any more boring?
My friend's dad used it for medical use although it's illegal here. They grew it in their house. A friend of the family got in a fight with them about something and narked, and my friend and her parents all got arrested. When he ACTUALLY needs it. So lame.
I'm going to be a total bitch here, excuse me.
Did he just toke on the Internet with an Obama shirt on? Fucking CLASSY.
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Dick happens! - MK
No one can light it up like Snoopy Dogg! He's herb central.
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This douche exploiting medical marijuana is going to do nothing to help more people gain access to it. What a schlub. I feel badly for the people who are in agonizing terminal pain and can't get the stuff who are going to see this.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
EXCUSE ME but what happened to that whole thing where Snoop was becoming a Muslim? LMAO?!!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related