Sunday, April 12th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Shannen Doherty (38)
Brendon Urie (22)
Brian McFadden (29)
Claire Danes (30)
Jennifer Morrison (30)
Marley Shelton (35)
Art Alexakis (47)
Magda Szubanski (48)
Vince Gill (52)
Andy Garcia (53)
Pat Travers (55)
David Cassidy (59)
Flavio Briatore (59)
David Letterman (62)
Ed O'Neill (63)
Tom Clancy (63)

Posted by: Michael K


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SICKITTEN's picture

Holy Crap. Andy Garcia 53? He's probably older. Everyone is these days. Love his look...his eyes. His eyes are out of this world!

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:41pm.
I like Lady Gaga, and I'm a hardcore metalhead...and I am ashamed of that! I think everyone indulges in lame music or music they don't want to admit to liking at least once in their lifetime.

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No Shit!!! Thank you VERY much! I totally caught myself singing Poker Face today and my hubby looked at me like WTF?! And I looked around like what? I wasn't singing anything..ROFLMAOOO

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I like Lady Gaga, and I'm a hardcore metalhead...and I am ashamed of that! I think everyone indulges in lame music or music they don't want to admit to liking at least once in their lifetime.

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Wanna be taken seriously?
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@ Khensu,
I hate to admit it but I was a WHAM closeted fan..Wake me up before you go-go...Eeeeeeee
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My daughter is so in love with Brendon Urie. Happy Birthday to ya, dude!

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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:25pm.

Lol, we're all guilty of it at one point, though, eh?

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 11:21pm.
Both of my sisters are in love with Brendon Urie, but I hate Panic at the Disco, so fucking hard.

Happy birthday, pretentious Brendon fucking Urie boogerface.
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To quote my 16 yr. old daughter this weekend when they were on the radio...They are so lame, I'm totally ashamed that I love their music. ROFLMAO. We all had those moments...trust.
Happy Birfday, Brendon.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Both of my sisters are in love with Brendon Urie, but I hate Panic at the Disco, so fucking hard.

Happy birthday, pretentious Brendon fucking Urie boogerface.

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Wanna be taken seriously?
Put your fucking clothes on.

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Submitted by Alex222 on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:10pm.
Happy Bday to Shannon who has the original wonky eyes. Good lord she's old & sadly doesn't have any wonky eyes jr :(. Bet sperm dies as soon as it sees her snatch.
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Hey, Shannen is like a classic work of art. Something by Picasso, after a 6 day Absinthe binge, most likely.

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So Shannen's funbag size matches her age...

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

Happy Bday to Shannon who has the original wonky eyes. Good lord she's old & sadly doesn't have any wonky eyes jr :(. Bet sperm dies as soon as it sees her snatch.

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Even tho he has passed on to the angels in the sky, happy birthday to the legendary TINY TIM. I had the pleasure of meeting him many many times and even had a writing relationship with him back in the late 80's. He sent me rare recordings that I treasure to this day. I wish he was still around!

Ed O'Neill was good as the psycho donut-shop manager in Wayne's World.

Hysteria's picture

happy easter birthday, David Letterman!

you made 8 years of Bush almost tolerable

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i love al bundy...a special happy birthday to him and all the birthday sluts...

it's also herbie hancock...(69) and nick hexum of 311 (39) birthdays as well!
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nice ass...when does it open?

joanne's picture

HB Ed ONeill.

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Happy Birthday Shannon Doherty: The actress with the lopsided eyes.

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"Smoking weed, smoking wizz, doing coke, drinking beers. Drinking beers, beers, beers."

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FOREVER BRENDA! She is the hot slut of the 90s for reals. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! She's the one who started that whole drama queen bitch movement on TV!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Doherty and Garcia!

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

bensucks's picture

Happy Birthday Shannen Doherty and David Letterman! Both Hot Sluts in my book.

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We would like to 'do' Ed O'Neill.

Are there nude photos?

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Wow, some of these surprise me. But happy birthday to all of them.

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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

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Whawhooooo great aries slut list today! and a big happy birthday to shannon D and AL BUNDY!

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warmislandsun's picture

Shannon Doherty is only 38? Seems like she should be atleast in her 50's by now.

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Happy B-day to two of my favorite celebs: David Letterman (whom I firmly believe is a truly, truly decent guy), and Claire Danes (marry me, Claire! - you're one of my dirty celeb pleasures).

SoulTaker's picture

Happy Birthday, Cameron! May your birthday wish come true and you finally get to bag Dr House this year!

(Happy Birthday also to David Letterman and to my teen crush David Cassidy!)

xxyxz's picture

Happy Birthday to all... And Happy Easter

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 10:05am.
Those are sweet memories! Have a wonderful time at the party, and congrats on the win! LOL! My bedroom walls were covered with pics of David. He was a doll 30 years ago, and hasn't aged badly.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Deb,

I did! Good ol' Gramps, still has all his marbles. Mom has put together a power point presentation of his life.

She was missing one spot in the music line-up so I suggested Tennessee Waltz Patti Page.

He used to shuffle dance us around the living room to her while grandma cooked dinner.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 04/12/2009 - 9:22am.

Did you win the album? I'm old as well. Here's wishing my pre-teen crush, David Cassidy a happy birthday!
HB also to your Grandpa. Wow! Bless him!

HB to David Letterman, Andy Garcia, and Ed O'Neill.

Happy Easter!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Happy birthday to the hottest bitch who ever lived. Anyone who had a starring role in Heathers AND played Brenda Walsh is guaranteed a place in heaven.

Claire Danes is 30 already? Holy shit I'm getting old. She'll be Angela Chase forever in my heart.

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Happy birthday to the entire list except for Shannen.
She really looks like Alfred E. Neumann in this pic.

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Happy birthday Al Bundy! Married with Children was one of my favorite show.

HB to the original wonky eye, Shannen Doherty! With that said, I'd never say that to her face because she would cut me.

Good morning MK ♥

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ha ha! Shannen Doherty with her Picasso face!

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HB David Letterman! And Art Alexakis - you rock!

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EastEndGirl's picture

Happy Birthday Grandpa. 100 today!!!!

I did a skateathon to win a David Cassidy LP.

Am.
Old.

Happy Easter and Passover.

I love Breanda! The only good 90210 character there ever was!

Loved her in Heathers and Mallrats.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Happy Easter Hos! Time to OD on some really nasty Easter Candy, at 10am in the morning. Got some Peps, sugary jelly beans, a low rent, waxy chocolate bunny, and those evil muticolored malted milk balls (eobi's eggs). Gonna wash it down with a screw driver. Must be in top form to deal with the relatives today.

*Freebird: mantra of the moron*

~Bill Hicks~

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Gaaa, I was soooooo in love with David Cassidy! I had the crushed velvet hot pants with matching vest and ruffled white shirt and go-go boots. Yes, I did!

Happy BD, you hot man!

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Happy Birthday, Ed O'Neil!

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I love David Cassidy. He's my PILF!

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happy b-day to her bitchy highness.
Morning everyone.

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I love Shannen Doherty. Ain't nothing like a saltine with swagger.

If they were smart, the CW would cast her in 'Melrose Place' and have her beat down Sydney!

Ed O'Neill from 'Married With Children' is 63 now?!

Goddamn!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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I never understood the appeal of this bitch. She was never that cute, she sucked as an actress, and sucks as a person. There is nothing redeeming about this dumb cunt.