Own A Piece Of POOP
GOOP is not only good for laughs, but if you're really constipated it will bring on the runs in a major way. Fishsticks Patrow's latest ODE TO ME newsletter is all about her fashion picks of the season. Yeah, I can hear your ass rumbling from here. It's ready to barf. Read a piece of this shit:
First of all, I never know what to wear in Los Angeles (are those pajamas??) and inexplicably, I am always freezing here. Having had a good look through the spring collections, I don’t think it’s necessary to make any sweeping changes. They are still selling gladiators that are almost identical to the ones I got last spring and there hasn’t been any major shift in silhouettes. I am going to stick with the classics and update a few simple pieces that are easy to wear.
Don't stick to the classics, stick a fist in your mouth instead, Fishy!
Fishy goes on to show a bunch of ugly and boring shit from a Burberry dress to some stuff from TopShop. She only posted the TopShop shit for the little people. You know she doesn't even pick off her own toejam in that crap. Click here to see all of Fishy's choices.
Fishy also cleaned out her own closet and decided to put some of her throwaways on eBay. The proceeds from the auction will go to The Robin Hood Foundation. Fishy, being the dumbass that she is, fucked up the link to the auction and still hasn't fixed it. Click here to see that shit on eBay.
If you buy any of her crap, make sure you dip that shit in hot water mixed with a strong antibacterial soup before wearing. Pretentiousness might be contagious.
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"always freezing in LA" WTFFF???
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
that jumpsuit is fug and is that her knee poking out of those jeans?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:16pm.
I love you.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
LMAO!
The Hefty trashbag jumpsuit is real classy.
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Professor Booty
Submitted by madam s.
Snarkley,
They're saying Birch is definitely the stick to have up your ass this spring.
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Holeeeee shit. I clicked on the GOOP shop link,
and my eyes actually read the words "ethnic prints". She really is an ass.
Do people actually look to her for fashion tips? She's got to be one of the least fashionable people in HW.
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
Snarkley,
They're saying Birch is definitely the stick to have up your ass this spring.
These 2 pieces are incredibly boring. I'm not looking at any of her other stuff. Not even a little curious.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
Some of her shit on ebay is up to hundreds of dollars, WTF!???
Snoop, SNoop a loop,,come on we're streaking through the quads,, come on, u can bring your green hat
Does the stick up her ass count as a fashion accessory?
I never suspected she was smart, but even for her I find that site outrageously superficial and simple-minded. She definitely has no shame.
Next she'll be telling everybody how to list shit on ebay...like she invented it...
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Who thought this was a good idea? Is this someone on her payroll? Because I have a lot of really stupid ideas and would love to be paid to be some winged monkey.
COOP HOOP LOOP and
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
the day i buy anything from a site named GOOP(WTF GOOP?!) is the day i jump of a bridge.
Next!
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
Why is she doing this?
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
So does WOOP! And SOUP! And DROOP!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Poop, the funniest word in the english language?? ....it just might be
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
OK but I like the trench and I need one and topshop is pretty cheap....fuckin' Gwynie sucking me into the goop!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
GOOP RHYMES WITH POOP!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Why oh why does this useless piece of cheese think she has anything useful to say?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK