Own A Piece Of POOP
GOOP is not only good for laughs, but if you're really constipated it will bring on the runs in a major way. Fishsticks Patrow's latest ODE TO ME newsletter is all about her fashion picks of the season. Yeah, I can hear your ass rumbling from here. It's ready to barf. Read a piece of this shit:
First of all, I never know what to wear in Los Angeles (are those pajamas??) and inexplicably, I am always freezing here. Having had a good look through the spring collections, I don’t think it’s necessary to make any sweeping changes. They are still selling gladiators that are almost identical to the ones I got last spring and there hasn’t been any major shift in silhouettes. I am going to stick with the classics and update a few simple pieces that are easy to wear.
Don't stick to the classics, stick a fist in your mouth instead, Fishy!
Fishy goes on to show a bunch of ugly and boring shit from a Burberry dress to some stuff from TopShop. She only posted the TopShop shit for the little people. You know she doesn't even pick off her own toejam in that crap. Click here to see all of Fishy's choices.
Fishy also cleaned out her own closet and decided to put some of her throwaways on eBay. The proceeds from the auction will go to The Robin Hood Foundation. Fishy, being the dumbass that she is, fucked up the link to the auction and still hasn't fixed it. Click here to see that shit on eBay.
If you buy any of her crap, make sure you dip that shit in hot water mixed with a strong antibacterial soup before wearing. Pretentiousness might be contagious.
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she should change goop.com to imamoron.com or imalaughingstock.com
the only good that website does is make bitter bitches like us have a good laugh
who can afford those clothes she wears? it's so snobbish! she should just make it a private newsletter or emails and send them out to madonna or stella mccartney or whoever the fuck her fancy friends are
Since PETA wants to rename fish "sea kittens" I think her fish sticks nickname needs to be updated to Sea Kitten Goop Birch Sticks, or SKWTFISWRONGWITHTHISDUMBBITCH for short
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Submitted by Hideous Amadeous on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:11pm.
....and what is an "ethnic" print????? when people in oh, let's say africa wear, say stripes, do they call it ethnic?
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No, "ethnic print", according to Fishy types, is a print made by brown people that can only look chic on rich white people, particularly if you're blonde....Cute no?
Would anyone object if I scaled and gutted Fishy right now? Anyone? Anyone? *sound of crickets*...I'll take that as a "No"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Gwyneth Paltrow is the girl you know from high school or college who was really into partying all the time or drugs or dating idiots or into writing extraordinarily bad poetry or short stories, playing bad music or pretending to know how to play guitar.
Then, after years of making an utter and complete ass of herself, she drops out of sight and creates this new life for herself where she's suddenly this cultured, well-educated and bred society type with all sorts of opinions of happenings on the world stage, and she hates running into people from her past -- not because she's mature now and "grown up", but because the people from her past are the ones who've grown up, and any time she sees any of them it reminds her of what a pretentious fraud and phoney she is.
Oh, and Sliding Doors? HATED IT!
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I like you, but I love the status quo.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 -
I suspected as much!
That trench had UA all over it, or at least your DNA!
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Uncle is making note to self: *work on that drooling thing*
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:17pm.
Fishsticks totally STOLE Uncle's fashion line!!!
That "Trench Coat" is in my 'Spring Flasher Wear' listing!!!!!
BITCH!!!!!!
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I suspected as much!
That trench had UA all over it, or at least your DNA!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Fishsticks totally STOLE Uncle's fashion line!!!
That "Trench Coat" is in my 'Spring Flasher Wear' listing!!!!!
BITCH!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Alix,
you read my mind! I actually was wondering why she was fronting like she is from another country or some shit.
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Apologies if someone's already mentioned this, but -- anyone think it's strange that she "never knows what to wear in Los Angeles" when she was BORN AND RAISED THERE?
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
Poop is the perfect name for this shit.
I hate this bitch.........
....and what is an "ethnic" print????? when people in oh, let's say africa wear, say stripes, do they call it ethnic?
What fresh hell is this?
If anyone reports one, use this in the webform:
The UK policy clearly says that MissionFish auction must display the MissionFish icon on the listing. This seller has not done that, nor have they provided the correct documentation in the auction for a direct seller account - a copy of their charity paperwork.
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I reported all of them.
dumb whore.....don't you love when people pronounce whore like it's got two syllables and rhymes with "sewer"
although, i'd hit it....the trenchcoat, that is, even the topshop version is cute
What fresh hell is this?
that ebay crap is WAY overpriced and there are still 6 days left on the auction!
"pussy bow dress" - LOL! i would buy that just so i could tell people i'm wearing gwynnie's pussy bow.
She's always freezing here because the Peninsula Beverly Hills sets its AC at 66.
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Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cocks out. Peace motherfuckers!
http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/policies/fundraising.html
Took a minute to find it on the UK site since she is listed on that site.
The report link is at the bottom of the page if any whores want to report one. I have fast track privileges, so I am reporting all of them at once now on the US site with my account.
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Dick happens! - MK
fuck shes a stuck up self important boring idiot
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:49pm.
I am so checking that auction for violations...
hahaha. Nice!
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Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cocks out. Peace motherfuckers!
evil shoe is on the case!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
paris herpes I keep staring at it going, doesn't she kind of have CANKLES in that outfit!? (purple dress)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
I decided I didn't like her when she said she was always cold in LA.
I cannot stand this cold, self important bitch! STFU already seriously. You will NEVER be relevant! WHY does anyone care about what you are wearing?!
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"Wow, did you take extra strength Dumbass Pills this morning?"
-Arnie States
Life is so fuckin good, her auctions are going down as a violation of the MissionFish policy. Hang on, I'll get the link so all you whores can report it with me.
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Dick happens! - MK
I am so checking that auction for violations...
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:42pm.
Tigerlilly as long as you accessorize it with a few updated simple pieces, Oak is always a classic!
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I concur! *putting on garbage bag looking jumpsuit*...Is this POOP cute or just plain peasant little people cute? I can't decide... Maybe I need some "ethnic prints"...?
*Rolling tiger eyes*...
I will say this for Fishy, as BLAND and boring as her ass is, this GOOP pretentiousness IS getting my blood pressure up...She might make my "whores I'd like to Roy in '09" list...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
All the clothes she suggested were heinous! That pantsuit was totally fug too. Geez, she is so pretentious! Also I hate her heels with that purple sundress. Girlfriend is totally bad taste in clothes!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
It's so apparent this bitch hasn't been properly educated. That paragraph consists of only two long-ass sentences.
Plus, she's a major twat in person.
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Dick happens! - MK
From Goop ebay listings:
Couture Couture Sheer Black Pussy Bow Dress 40/8 GOOP!
Why would anybody want a bow on their pussy is beyond me...especially if it was on goopies pussy first...ugh! lol
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Cedar is the only stick I will ever jam up my ass. It's healing properties and oil are untouchable. Goop would agree.
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I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
Paltrow and West must be soulmates. Yea I know there is no such thing, but these two should really think about combining forces.
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Tigerlilly as long as you accessorize it with a few updated simple pieces, Oak is always a classic!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Oh, GOD....here we go again!!
LOS ANGELES – Liam Neeson is set to begin work on his first film since the death of his wife, Natasha Richardson.
Neeson will play Zeus, king of the gods, in a remake of "Clash of the Titans" opposite Ralph Fiennes as Hades, ruler of the underworld. Louis Leterrier ("Transporter 2," last year's "The Incredible Hulk") will direct the film, which is scheduled to begin production in the United Kingdom later this month, Warner Bros. said Thursday.
another USELESS REMAKE.
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“Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk.”
– Stevie Nicks to the NY Times, when asked about Lindsay Lohan wanting to buy the rights to her life story
Ha MK made spit out my gum (from laughing) with this:
"The proceeds from the auction will go to The Robin Hood Foundation. Fishy, being the dumbass that she is, fucked up the link to the auction and still hasn't fixed it"
Awesome.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:16pm.
Snarkley,
They're saying Birch is definitely the stick to have up your ass this spring
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Birch??? *blinking tiger eyes* BIRCH???? *looking back at oak stick stuck up tiger ass* Fuck Birch! Oak is classic! *jamming oak stick further up tiger ass*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She seems to be getting a clue. She acknowledged that her first hotel picks are a little "pricey". She going to have her "GOOP girls" work on finding some hotels for the peasant class. They probably taught her the word "pricey" as well.
Let them eat cake, eh Gwinneth? What a nugget.
wow, people are actually bidding too....geez, go buy a new outfit. And then go put some money towards your fav charity if you want.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by madam s.
Snarkley,
They're saying Birch is definitely the stick to have up your ass this spring.
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..i agree
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here, here!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
That looks like a trench coat I have and it just doesn't look as cute now. I'm not just saying that I really don't like that jacket on her for some reason..I don't even pay any attention to her ever.
Submitted by yves. on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:23pm.
can someone please tell me why, if you are wearing burberry, you are not wearing a trench coat???
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Oh you'll never get it will you? She's just edgy like that...she knows how to wear everything and where to wear it!...don't question the goop!
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ughhh
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Her use of parentheses in every sentence makes me feel angry.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by madam s.
Snarkley,
They're saying Birch is definitely the stick to have up your ass this spring.
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Fucking priceless.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:21pm.
cuz she's a frozen fish stick, ask the Gorton's fisherman
she likes fishdicks!! what a fag
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
can someone please tell me why, if you are wearing burberry, you are not wearing a trench coat???
"inexplicably, I am always freezing here."
Because you are part of the legion of the undead? Just a guess.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by madam s.
Snarkley,
They're saying Birch is definitely the stick to have up your ass this spring.
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This comment wins. Post over. Close it.
..i agree
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
cuz she's a frozen fish stick, ask the Gorton's fisherman
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
my friend used to refer to his ex as the 'goop guzzler' maybe he was dating gweneth
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan