Own A Piece Of POOP
GOOP is not only good for laughs, but if you're really constipated it will bring on the runs in a major way. Fishsticks Patrow's latest ODE TO ME newsletter is all about her fashion picks of the season. Yeah, I can hear your ass rumbling from here. It's ready to barf. Read a piece of this shit:
First of all, I never know what to wear in Los Angeles (are those pajamas??) and inexplicably, I am always freezing here. Having had a good look through the spring collections, I don’t think it’s necessary to make any sweeping changes. They are still selling gladiators that are almost identical to the ones I got last spring and there hasn’t been any major shift in silhouettes. I am going to stick with the classics and update a few simple pieces that are easy to wear.
Don't stick to the classics, stick a fist in your mouth instead, Fishy!
Fishy goes on to show a bunch of ugly and boring shit from a Burberry dress to some stuff from TopShop. She only posted the TopShop shit for the little people. You know she doesn't even pick off her own toejam in that crap. Click here to see all of Fishy's choices.
Fishy also cleaned out her own closet and decided to put some of her throwaways on eBay. The proceeds from the auction will go to The Robin Hood Foundation. Fishy, being the dumbass that she is, fucked up the link to the auction and still hasn't fixed it. Click here to see that shit on eBay.
If you buy any of her crap, make sure you dip that shit in hot water mixed with a strong antibacterial soup before wearing. Pretentiousness might be contagious.
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Hey PSL
I might go to LA this week-end. Are you anywhere Del Almo mall?
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:59pm.
I'm thinking they joined the Witless Protection Program.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
here's some interesting reading.....
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/34018558.html#cutid1
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“Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk.”
– Stevie Nicks to the NY Times, when asked about Lindsay Lohan wanting to buy the rights to her life story
I just got home! I'm here too!
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“Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk.”
– Stevie Nicks to the NY Times, when asked about Lindsay Lohan wanting to buy the rights to her life story
Tv and ua
3 some it is then:/
Where is everyone?
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:17pm.
Buffy's preggers!
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It's Mr. French's, isn't it?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
WooHooooo!
I got the whole post to myself!!!!
Fishsticks? Yeah........I'd finger her
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Buffy's preggers!
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:59pm.
I am the Ghost of the Night Crew past....
The Night Crew is dead.
Long Live the Night Crew!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:59pm.
*drive by smooches to the night crew*
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WHAT night crew?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I don't give a shit about her boring ass clothes. And look at the way she's posing on some of those pictures! OMFG, I don't need her to tell me what to wear! Holy God, to be honest I'd follow Xtina or Brit's fashion advice before I'd follow hers. She is so beige and bland.
*drive by smooches to the night crew*
Man, she really thinks she is hot shit! I really hope the rumors are true and Chris Martin is screwing his female sound engineer.
I know something brown and black that would look great on her - 17 rabid Dobermans.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"I never know what to wear in Los Angeles", WTF? From my very few visits to LA, it seems to me that anything goes. If you're cold, put a hoodie on bitch!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:13pm
THANKS! I really didn't want to google it.
Pussy bows are not for the big chested.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:11pm.
Along with her attitude, appearance, personality, acting and ability to name her child. Other than that, she's great.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by areptiledisfunction on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 10:11pm.
Seriously, does anyone know what a fucking pussy bow is?
Check it out, pussy-bow on Madonna:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/05/article-1041659-022B5284000005...
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:26pm.
Her writing is horrific.
Love,
EvilShoe
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Dick happens! - MK
Seriously, does anyone know what a fucking pussy bow is? I thought maybe someone fat-fingered "puffy" but the bows are flat and who the hell wants puffy bows anyway? Really, I don't get it.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:57pm.
New Goop entry...
lol, it's probably spot on!
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the end...
New Goop entry...
Hi all, Queen Goddess Gynnie here....
Today's "shout out"...(I learned that phrase from my negro friends in the "hiphop" scene) is to those less fortunate than I...you know who you are, you have no money, maybe you are short fat and plain looking? :-(
Well, I have not forgotten you, my forgettable friends! :-)
Feeling frumpy, forgotten? Rejected? Ugly? Well, you should if I, and GOOP, haven't touched your uninspired, dull, pedestrian and let's face it, useless life....
Ok, now all you need is to look at me in various outfits...most of which you can't possibly afford or pull off, but didn't I promise the less fortunate some fashion charity??? Well I deliver...
Look at me working it in these types of clothes you peasant stock can afford...Aren't I fabulous??? And no, you dregs of society will NOT be able to afford the shoes I'm wearing in this FUCKING CHARITY PHOTO I had to do because they cost more than you make in a week...or month...how much do you little people make anyway?
Oh well, here, buy this coat because I say it's cute and what I say goes....
Ok you cake eaters, buy the trenchmouth coat...It's a steal...assuming you've paid your rent...
Ok, bye for now...
Go Green!
Hugs,
Gwynnie
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Great news this is. Now I can look milquetoast with saggy yet flat pancake tits.
I wish this bitch would shut her fucking trap.
Each time you slam her, Michael K, I will defend her...even though I adore you. Goop is an ok newsletter. I don't like her neutral choices in things but find some of her writing informative. It isn't her fault she wasn't born lower middle class like me. I admire her general style, like her acting, and think she cares about certain causes. So back off.
Is this pretentious dumbass aware that being cold in a warm climate is symptomatic of anorexia?
Nah, probably not. She can lecture us day and night about our toxic lives compared to her green'n'healthy style, but she won't sacrifice her designer frocks.
Memo To Fishsticks:
I would love to throw your pruny stuck up ass in the Oscar Mayer meat locker.
Go F-yourself you overrated bag of menure.
@ Frito....
I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know?"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If I weren't a lazy whore, this would be my new siggy! Since I'm a lazy ass whore, I think I'll just print that shit out and pin that shit up in my cubicle... That is some pure unadulterated, DListed FABULOUSNESS right there... Oh, I wish you had said that to that whore...Oh, how I wish!!! Bitch would have shit frogs and lizards!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:54pm.
Dear God Almighty, how the hell did Blythe Danner turn out such a self-absorbed twat?!?
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Ain't that the truth. Bless her heart!
I just went to GOOP's ebay page and I have one question:
Is she selling swag for charity?
Dear God Almighty, how the hell did Blythe Danner turn out such a self-absorbed twat?!?
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“... and they've got Denise Richards from, I don't know, Crazy Bitch City ..." ~~Craig Ferguson, on the most recent cast of "Dancing with the Stars"
where can you find the millionaire? a friend of mine recommended me a HOT place ___classymingle.com____ She has been intimate with millionaire who she gets to know on this site , some celebrities have a profile on that site. you can talk with them online. loooool~~~
This bitch would never walk the streets of Hell Ay in any of those outfits. The nerve. I dare her!
Doesn't she generally look fine in pap and red carpet photos? Maybe she's one of the chicks who throws shade and gets you to buy hideous clothes so she looks better than you. Sorry.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:36pm.
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I used to work at this toy store in this uppity mall and women would come in with their kids and their nannies with their dogs in their little doggy purses and all that shit. Sometimes the moms would start to to blab about this and that and one of them started talking to me about one of the stores there it was like Neiman Marcus or some shit. So this mom is talking to me blah blah blah and I'm not really paying attention to what this twat has to say because she's talking about rich people shit and being all snob like. Then I hear this one thing that she said "I don't think YOU could shop there, but you know"
Well, I felt like saying "bitch! how do you know where I can and cannot shop? I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know?"
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:21pm.
So, has this entitled bitch even heard of the foreclosure crisis in America? let this fucking cunt donate to people who lost their family homes then get back to me.
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"Foreclosure crisis"???? Um... Christine, you are simply going to have to translate such peasant speak into something Gwynnie's gilded beauteous goddess ears can hear....She hears nothing of peon babblings such as this...and why should she? Such vile and "earthy" talk would wilt the dewy auditory rosebuds this special goddess among mortals hears out of...not that you should pollute her ear blossoms with your FOUL and common proletarian-speak...I mean, GAH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Those outfits are not cute. How can she advise about style when she has so little? How? Oh, right. She's pretentious.
I just want to say my name is peopleperson and I have been hating on Goopy Gwynnie ever since she beat out Cate Blanchette in that fixed oscar race.
Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone.
LMAO @ Chronic L
LMAO ..skis..omg!
*clap clap clap*
The outfit on the left isn't too bad, except for the skis.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:51pm.
Blech why would anyone want to dress like her?
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Because Gwynnie is better than all of you!!! She shits solid gold nuggets and pisses vintage champagne! She doesn't even fart...No, her soft rosey ass lips pucker ever so slightly and blow rose and jasmine scented air GOOP at you....not that you unwashed masses of unsightly peasant stock are worth it, but Gwynnie still does it...And you common folk have the NERVE to be UNGRATEFUL???? Uh, GAH!
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LOL. This bitch is so out of touch with reality it's not even funny.
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No kidding, Frito! Gwynnie reminds me of a former boss I had in a SHITTY sales position job...Ugh...HATE SALES...HATE...
Anywho, she was VP of Pretentiouness or some shit title like that, and we were supposed to look up to her like she's fuckin' God.
So, anyway one day, she informs us that there will be a contest for whoever has the highest sales, and the prize would be a gift certificate to Brooks Brothers for x amount dollars in suiting...Ok, all well and fine... until she gives her little speech about how she came up with this brilliant idea...It goes something like this:
"You know I noticed not everyone dresses professionally for what we do here, and image being so important, I asked myself why.... That's when I realized, it's not that people don't WANT to dress nice, but that they can't AFFORD to, so this contest is designed to remedy that..."
I'm sure we were given the opportunity to kiss her ring after that speech..God forbid we got paid a fair salary or even a decent fuckin' commission. Nooooooooo.......Instead it's ANOTHER competition...
Anyway, I'll never forget the seething hatred I felt for that clueless, condescending, narcissistic BITCH, and Gwynnie is SOOOOOO HER right now...and forever more...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Borrrrrrrrringggzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzz
Yeah, I can hear your ass rumbling from here. It's ready to barf. ~ MK
That coat looks amazingly like the straitjacket that she should be in.
<"If you buy any of her crap, make sure you dip that shit in hot water mixed with a strong antibacterial soup before wearing.">
I'd expect the only place "antibacterial soup" would be available for purchase is this twat's website. Moses and Apple are probably fed nothing but.
So, has this entitled bitch even heard of the foreclosure crisis in America? let this fucking cunt donate to people who lost their family homes then get back to me.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
The hideous cougar on the right side of the screen is freaking me out. They couldn't P-Shop her better than that? Damn!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:06pm.
Tigerlilly said,
"No, her soft rosey ass lips pucker ever so slightly and blow rose and jasmine scented air GOOP at you...."
Which reminds me. We saw the "South Park" episode about queefs the other night, and my husband was gobsmacked. He had never heard that word before and did not know that such a phenomenon occurred *cue ladylike airs* I asked him to look at my computer earlier because I was unable to get on the Internet. When I came back in the room, he had Wikipedia pulled up with "vaginal flatulence" on the screen. Le sigh...
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You never queefed when hubby pulled his meet out cho hot box? Lawdy! Either your kitten know how to hold its air, or your hubby meat don't leave any room for air???? :-O...If so, whatchu doin' here, biotch? Go feed that kitty some USDA Grade A tube steak...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:51pm.
Blech why would anyone want to dress like her?
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Because Gwynnie is better than all of you!!! She shits solid gold nuggets and pisses vintage champagne! She doesn't even fart...No, her soft rosey ass lips pucker ever so slightly and blow rose and jasmine scented air GOOP at you....not that you unwashed masses of unsightly peasant stock are worth it, but Gwynnie still does it...And you common folk have the NERVE to be UNGRATEFUL???? Uh, GAH!
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LOL. This bitch is so out of touch with reality it's not even funny.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Tigerlilly said,
"No, her soft rosey ass lips pucker ever so slightly and blow rose and jasmine scented air GOOP at you...."
Which reminds me. We saw the "South Park" episode about queefs the other night, and my husband was gobsmacked. He had never heard that word before and did not know that such a phenomenon occurred *cue ladylike airs* I asked him to look at my computer earlier because I was unable to get on the Internet. When I came back in the room, he had Wikipedia pulled up with "vaginal flatulence" on the screen. Le sigh...
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Submitted by Banayna on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:51pm.
Blech why would anyone want to dress like her?
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Because Gwynnie is better than all of you!!! She shits solid gold nuggets and pisses vintage champagne! She doesn't even fart...No, her soft rosey ass lips pucker ever so slightly and blow rose and jasmine scented air GOOP at you....not that you unwashed masses of unsightly peasant stock are worth it, but Gwynnie still does it...And you common folk have the NERVE to be UNGRATEFUL???? Uh, GAH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hideous A, I totally say whore that way,, I live in NY, I was walking out of this nice steak house and this dude comes walking by with his floozy on his arm, tosses the valet a $20, she gets in the car and he looks me right in the eye and says "It's all about the money and dees faahkin whoooares"
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:03pm.
that ebay crap is WAY overpriced and there are still 6 days left on the auction!
"pussy bow dress" - LOL! i would buy that just so i could tell people i'm wearing gwynnie's pussy bow.
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but then they'd just kick you to death.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Blech why would anyone want to dress like her?
The Bonnie Prince of Wales laughs hysterically at the idea of taking fashion advice from Gwynnie, and so do I.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull