A Crime Against Beauty, Elegance & Lucite
Prayer circle time! Prayer circle time! Make room for the angels and saints, they will be joining us, because The Empress of Lucite is in danger! That monster of a man has whipped her gorgeous ass again! Last December, Shauna Sand's on-and-off-again husband choked and punched at her in front of her children. Romain Chavent was it again this past Monday! I bet you were wondering why the skies were pitch black and filled with tears on Monday (just pretend they were), it was because the most elegant beauty the world has ever seen was in peril!
TMZ delivered the awful news and said the police arrived at Shauna's lucite kingdom on Monday night after Romain attacked her. Shauna said they had an argument which led to Romain biting at her perfect body and shoving her around. Romain was arrested and is currently being held on $50,000 bail.
That piece of shit bastard! I bet he hid all of her exquisite lucite heels, so she would be powerless!
Prezzie Obama, please demand that this beast be put down! He is trying to destroy an international treasure! If lucite forbid, something terrible happens to Shauna, the world would lose all its beauty. Flowers would die. Green grass would turn brown. All kittens would instantly become obese roaches. Every last Mother's Circus Animal Cookie would become a Wheat Thin. Booze would turn into barium liquid . Everything beautiful in this world would become ugly without her. Something must be done!
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woof.
Submitted by Queef Richards on Fri, 04/10/2009 - 7:02am.
MK, one of the things I love about this blog is that you know when to pull back when the situation warrants it. As much of a joke as this woman is, I don't think you should mock her being assaulted.
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He was mocking...he did ask for the prayer circle...that is serious stuff.....M.K. never asked for that before....we do care about the Empress...
MK, one of the things I love about this blog is that you know when to pull back when the situation warrants it. As much of a joke as this woman is, I don't think you should mock her being assaulted.
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
Sounds like a sex game. They played 'Naughty Zoo Animals'.He bit her and she liked it. Then, as part of the game, she called the police. It's all planned, no worries. Shauna is fine.
Next game will be 'Sexy Surgery'. She'll have some limbs and her boobs missing.
Mark my words......
First the nude pictures of her daughters and now this? Poor Lucite it's getting personal now.
when i think of a battered woman, i think head down, meek, sitting at home isolated from society yet Empress holds her head up high and flaunts her hotness all over town on a daily basis. Same with Rihanna. Times are changing.
He already assaulted her once, and she went back to him? Then she has no right to be surprised that it has happened again. Same with Rihanna.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
He probably hit her because he got a good look at her "mask" of a face & got angry that she was about to make him puke...
If you hit her, pieces of her fly right off. If you hit her enough, all she has left is a spinal column.
Any man who beats a woman is A REAL FUCKING MAN! He won't take shit from no one!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:10pm.
I hate that i think he'd be spectacular in bed.
*shamefully walks away*
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That hot Romain whore would have a bitch waddling for a week with a Kotex matress pad between her legs and still calling his ass fo' mo' dick from day one....
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oh, you know you would tiger, don't be coy.
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What???? I can't hear you...I'm repeatedly speed dialing Romain whilst changing my Kotex...SHHHH...Romain??? Romain??? Is that you???
Fuck!! voice mail again.....
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tsk tsk what will poor ole Cholly think?
i guess once slut always a slut.
Whats with the biting? Isn't that something little kids do until they grow out of it!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I'm not saying she has a type, but doesn't this guy look EXACTLY like Lorenzo Lamas? Other than the fact that he's still able to get in front of a camera, I mean.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:10pm.
I hate that i think he'd be spectacular in bed.
*shamefully walks away*
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That hot Romain whore would have a bitch waddling for a week with a Kotex matress pad between her legs and still calling his ass fo' mo' dick from day one....
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oh, you know you would tiger, don't be coy.
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What???? I can't hear you...I'm repeatedly speed dialing Romain whilst changing my Kotex...SHHHH...Romain??? Romain??? Is that you???
Fuck!! voice mail again.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
God forbid that I EVER condone hitting a woman, but damn, I just think this one really deserves it!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:10pm.
I hate that i think he'd be spectacular in bed.
*shamefully walks away*
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That hot Romain whore would have a bitch waddling for a week with a Kotex matress pad between her legs and still calling his ass fo' mo' dick from day one....
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oh, you know you would tiger, don't be coy.
Aww damn, it's always the hot ones who have some sort of huge defect, or more than one. Dude looks like he'd ravish you on a romance novel.
But y'know, this is her fault too. She stuck around, knowing about this sort of thing -- beatings aren't one-time things.
Although... do men bite? I always thought that was a girl kind of thing. Along with hair-pulling.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 8:10pm.
I hate that i think he'd be spectacular in bed.
*shamefully walks away*
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That hot Romain whore would have a bitch waddling for a week with a Kotex matress pad between her legs and still calling his ass fo' mo' dick from day one....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
BASTARD!!!!.....I thought there was a shortage of glitter jizz!!! The earth trembled for the Empress of Lucite... We should Kanye cap his bitch ass!!!..Oh Yeah, that look is unflattering.....capital letters all over his ass...people will point and laugh....oh yes they will!!!
I took to my bed when I read this..out of my mind with worry about my dear friend SHAUNA! The man is an animal! He better not have damaged any of those shoes, either! Send that man to me, Shaz, I'll straighten him out!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Why does this dingaling have custody of those girls?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It is reported that he is flirting with a super model secretly at ___classymingle.com____ millionaire and celebrities dating site.
"All kittens would instantly become obese roaches. Every last Mother's Circus Animal Cookie would become a Wheat Thin. Booze would turn into barium liquid ."
Hysterical.
What is with these women and these violent men? Leave him, darling! You have beautiful daughters to protect!
But the good thing is that she won't be biodegradeable for 20,000 years.
Lucite forbid ~ MK
I love that
I hate that i think he'd be spectacular in bed.
*shamefully walks away*
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:18pm.
her lipstick always makes me stabby!
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YES!
You know she reapplies it constantly when she eats.
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...and after she throws it back up...
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the end...
She didn't learn her lesson after the first beating, so I don't care.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:18pm.
her lipstick always makes me stabby!
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YES!
You know she reapplies it constantly when she eats.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by belle on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 6:29pm.
Where is Miley's man? With him, our prayer circle will be one thousand times more powerful!
LOL! I'm not sure why I found that so funny, but I did.
Too much botox and face surgery. She looks like a monster.
Hitting another person without the reason of self-defense is criminal and inexcusable. Lock him up.
That said, she has one of the WORST nose jobs ever. Bad, bad form.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
I always wondered how that hot piece Romain could hit that plastic melted Barbie day shift stripper of a hot mess, and now I know...with a closed fist...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i only feel sympathy for her gorgeous kids
"Shauna said they had an argument which led to Romain biting at her perfect body and shoving her around."
You're going to have to start rewording this stuff, because that just sounds like sex to me.
Where is Miley's man? With him, our prayer circle will be one thousand times more powerful!
I can't stop looking into his pretty eyes...
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
her lipstick always makes me stabby!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
He is gorgeous. I would so let him beat me.
Ahhaha christine the hoff!
Thats right Christine
"You shoot me in a dream, You better wake up and apologize" -Mr.White
sorry to be unsensitive, but you hit me, you better kill me, because I'm gonna bounce back up and fuck you sideways. Gladly.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:43pm.
Spider is FANTASTIC! He thanks you for asking! How's your big boy?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:52pm.
The beauty of VH1 is they show stuff a bunch!
I will watch it 4sho next time it's on.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
ubmitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:12pm.
I almost watched it last night!
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you should've watched it! it was surprisingly uplifting.
@ Clarisse
The first time a woman is hit, she's a victim. The next time she's hit, she's a voluteer.
Fuck this plastic whore. She also said that he took sexually explicit photos of her daughters, yet she's frolicking on the beach with him? Fuck her.
As far as people "going after him" like the did Chris Brown??? WHAT? Bitch pleaded not guilty and has so far not suffered a god damn thing.
I agree with you 200%. If she was a real mother and it was true about the pic's, she would never ever be near that man again and would have involved the authorities.
This woman is repulsive. And yeah, lady beating's not cool and all of that, but this post is funny as hell. Only MK can make domestic violence against a she-beast at the hands of a caveman dildo hilarious.
The caption for that photo should be "Ken And Barbie, Swingtown, 1976".
What a sad woman. No wonder her daughter was so dismissive and disgusted by the "get a thong" suggestion a while back. A pox on her lucite.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:41pm
Shauna needs Spider to unleash some old-fashioned pussy whoopass on hubby.
BTW: How is Spider?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I think the pink thing is his thumb or her pit-cock