Thursday, April 9th 2009
Uggs Is March's Hot Slut Of The Month!
Another pussy wins! The race for Hot Slut of the Month came down to Uggs and The Dharma Van, but the stunning pussy from New Hampshire pulled off the win! And he did it with grace, style and beauty. Uggs won 35% of the votes! He will now be in the running to succeed Spaghetti Cat as Hot Slut of the Year!
Uggs' owner needs to send this snapshot into Playboy, because this is the kind of pussy we want to see in that magazine. And is it normal that it looks like most of his vital organs are in his titty area?
Thanks to all who voted!
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Please, I'm beggin you. Stop showing me this cat. It's scarring my retinas.
Molotov Cocktease, you are not the only Sims-obsessed person here...I'm counting the days until Sims 3 comes out...I bought a new computer back in October, the first entirely new computer I'd ever owned (everything else has been hand-me-downs and spare parts), and mainly what I use it for is Internet and Sims, but oh my do it go fast!! I was able to turn the graphics up to maximum and see all the nifty things I hadn't been able to see before (like the cinematics that play when your Sims have a baby, woo-hoo, get abducted by aliens, etc.).
As for Uggs's appearance, don't forget that he's largely hairless. Ever see the back end of an intact Sphynx male? Balls aplenty! So waht's normally obscured by hair is just hanging low for everyone to see. He's apparently well-fed and has a fuzzless tum-tum.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
Uggs is what you'd call an aquired taste
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Isn't it Bromantic?
It's kind of lame that all the Hot sluts of the month are turning out to be animals... but I do love this pussy...
Excellent :þ
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:45pm.
Booooooo!!!
This shit was rigged. The animals need their own category
You mean CATegory! Hahahahaha.....hahahahaha...ha.
All right so that cat won...but there really wasn't much competition.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 9:34pm.
Are you sure this cat (I guess) is a he? Looks pregnant and lactating all at the same time!
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They're probably afraid to check.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Are you sure this cat (I guess) is a he? Looks pregnant and lactating all at the same time!
Submitted by mike on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:50pm.
I'm still not over the whole La Pequeña debacle.
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...oh please, I still am very upset that Abandoned Couch lost out to a Lesbo Ginge.....but we move on.....my heart must go on.....
Uggs looks like she had a pile of kittens....look at her milk jugs.
I bet she went the Octopussy route and got sperminated by Spaghetti Cat.
LMAO...that is one motherfucken ugly cat.....I will begin the campaign for Hot Slut of the Year...Spaghetti Cat twittered me....he insisted!
...I love this site *lmao*
What the hell is wrong with that cat's belly?
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“... and they've got Denise Richards from, I don't know, Crazy Bitch City ..." ~~Craig Ferguson, on the most recent cast of "Dancing with the Stars"
YAYYYYY! Ugly is the new beautiful!
xoxoxox UGGS I love you!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:47pm
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who plays The Sims for hours some days. Now I don't feel like such a loser.
Bye the bye...are you going to purchase The Sims 3 when it comes out?
OT: Yea Uggs!
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Uggs the pussy is a stunner but wait a minute-has he been visiting Vadges plastic surgeon for some chicken cutlet cheek implants??
They look remarkably similar except of course Uggs is way more beautiful....
Odd cross-connection: if Uggs was a human, he'd be Brother Boy in "Sordid Lives." I just associate that voice with this kitty for some reason.
"Can you see my pussy now?"
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Booooooo!!!
This shit was rigged. The animals need their own category, contest or whatever. He's a cool kitty & all but eff the animals in HS contests.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:50pm.
I'm still not over the whole La Pequeña debacle.
Word. It was like the 2004 Presidential Election all over again.
Of course, I'm still bitter over Phoebe Price's defeat of Alexyys Tylor.
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
Haha, for the record, I think the Goddess Bunny is creepy too. But while she is fascinating to watch such that it makes it hard to look away, La Pequeña just makes me embarassed.
fuck this pussy,I wanted the Van to win!
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Yes,this is MK
ok EEG, I still gotz luv for you, then
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
Ur just jelly. Although I will admit that I am still smarting from Rojo's HSOTY loss. *sigh*
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Snowy,
I also have a dog! And I voted for Ina.
I am so done with you people and your damn cats!
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
This is a beautiful creature.
Is that a real cat?
Damn that is one hot fucking picture.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
NOOOOOOOOO.....that is one fugly pussy.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:07pm.
Is that a pic of angie voight?
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HAW!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:28pm.
That pussy scares me
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by ricki lake: "Am I the only one who can't STAND La Pequeña? Creepy and not funny at all. I'd take The Goddess Bunny over Pequeña any day of the week."
No, I think she's creepy, too. But I find The Goddess Bunny equally creepy.
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I agree with the above comments...maybe I'm a bad person...but stuff like this makes me lose my lunch...
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Submitted by ricki lake: "Am I the only one who can't STAND La Pequeña? Creepy and not funny at all. I'd take The Goddess Bunny over Pequeña any day of the week."
No, I think she's creepy, too. But I find The Goddess Bunny equally creepy.
ricki lake, I am with you! I think La Pequena is disgusting, and not funny. I won't watch that nasty thing's videos.
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Jessica Simpson was dropped by her Country label. Rock and R&B both immediately called “Not it!”
-Best week Ever
Ricki, they both amuse me.
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She's flat and that's that!
Am I the only one who can't STAND La Pequeña? Creepy and not funny at all. I'd take The Goddess Bunny over Pequeña any day of the week.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:53pm.
Is that a pic of angie voight?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:50pm.
I'm still not over the whole La Pequeña debacle.
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Cats trump creepy midgets.
Check the rulebook.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
gucci on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:53pm.
TO THE BOARD:
whats the story on uggs is he very old or very sick or both?
Neither. He's only 8, but is the most stunning pussy in NH. See below.
http://dlisted.com/node/30926
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She's flat and that's that!
XXyxz - sure its the breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
@ Molotov
Did you get the Sims 3 yet?
I went to buy it the other day, and it sold out in pre-sale. WTF
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Submitted by TEE on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 3:52pm.
@ Islandgirl - i agree I think La Pequena was robbed.
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I know! At least that hot bitch worked hard for the money.
Tee
Can I have some of your Ritalin-o's please?
Uggs looks so regal in that pic. So Louis XIV!
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Bottom-feeder.
although i voted for this stunner, she stands no chance against the almighty Stains.
TO THE BOARD:
whats the story on uggs is he very old or very sick or both?
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Isn't it Bromantic?
@ Islandgirl - i agree I think La Pequena was robbed.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
I'm still not over the whole La Pequeña debacle.
Yaaaaaaaay, Uggs! :D
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Tits - they probably do it just to be an ass! When I used to be on here all night long or if I am ever playing The Sims for hours on end, my doggie will just come up and put her paw on the keyboard like "ok bitch, that's enough"
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09