Kanye Got His Feelings Hurt!
Kanye West finally got psychical with his MacBook Air and pounded out a response to South Park's claim that he's a gay fish who loves fishdicks in his mouth. Kanye did it in ALL-CAPS too! Wasn't the internet feeling kind of bloated lately? Well, it won't anymore, because it let out a huge fart of relief when Kanye posted his ALL-CAPS rant!
Kanye thought the gay fish shit was funny, but admitted that he did hurt his feelings a bit. Aw, hug his blog and throw a cookie at your monitor. That's kind of sweet.
Kanye also added that he's trying to control his ego. No, no, no, no, no, Kanye! Don't do that. Feed the ego! Grow the ego. If Kanye's ego went away, I'm pretty sure he would shrink down into a discarded peanut shell. A pigeon would come along and accidentally eat him. Then who would write fucked-up blog rants sponsored by Summer's Eve (you're looking at me, aren't you?). I like my Kanye super-ego-sized!
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I'm glad that he got the point accross without letting his ego get the best of him. A lot did happen to the guy, losing his mother so suddenly and everything, that's never easy. Truth is he is widely known and he knows it, and I guess having an ego could have possibly filled his void. That was a really great episode, I will never look at fishsticks the same way. They also did his face, hair, clothes, and auto tuning perfectly.
i would delcare P'ftt Daddy- i mean who blogs about having a sex marathon? and who watches making the band anymore? who are all those people cheering for DK or that other boyband anyway!? the mans head is totally inflated... with delusion!! p.s preserve the sexy!!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
oh man i've been waiting for this one. that episode was great. i thought kanye would be a lot more pissed though. the singing and the gay fish humping were epically funny.
A letter to Kanye:
Shut it up already, ok?
Obviously ghost-written, the real Kanye doesn't grasp what a douchebag he is, or how little George Bush cares about him.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I don't think he wrote it...it sounded nothing like his writing.If it was him though I am glad he finally got wise that he was a douche.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Who knows, I think he wrote the blog, after the epic douche of a diva moment!! But a Kanye rant aint a Kanye rant without needless amounts of exclamation points.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
So..I guess in 2009 South Park is the new Oprah??!! They did a GREAT job on depicting Kanye. It takes one BIG ass needle to deflate his ego but apparently it worked...and the auto tune was the fucking icing on the cake!!
And Lil Wayne is a really nice guy in person. I met him a few weeks back at his show and he was funny too.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Miracles do happen!
Yo Kanye, I gotcha bro ! I get where yer comin; from and I dig it! You're a DOPE! Fer shizzle, ma man!
Oh my. I almost actually like him a little after that post...but just a little.
He's great. Making fun of himself like that makes him even more attractive. I love people who acknowledge their craziness.
Okay, Kanye, you're a dope. Happy?
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
So fucking funny...I want to HEAR Kanye say DOUCHE. Doper person? Grammatical errors therefore it's me? Dying of laughter. srsly.
HA HA I foget how funny South Park can be. That was cuteness and I had to add the SP studios to my favorites so one day I can watch all the epsiodes I missed.
As for Kanye, he had me at Kanye's Workout Plan...truly. But he's still an egotistical douche (and probably always will be), but I can't hate him after all he's been through. He is lucky to be alive, and I still feel bad about his momma...
There are way more stupider people than Kanye, and douchier. And John Mayer will always be the Queen Douche! My body may be a fucking wonderland and all but that song was fucking annoying (on a par with that You're Beautiful shit). John Mayer sucks big fat donkey dick and balls...at the same time.
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
Wow, just wow... I didn't see that coming.. from Kanye that is... If this was indeed written by him, then John Mayer will soon snatch the Queen of Douchiness crown from Kanye's big head.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I can't allow myself to begin liking him so I'm going to pretend I didn't read that. Though I'm going to miss "I got a long road ahead of me to make people believe I'm not actually a huge douche."
Wasn't a fan of Kanye for the reasons he mentioned in his blog post but I'm gonna give him a chance now. He showed himself to be stunningly self-aware, honest and vulnerable. I give him props for that.
I have been waiting for this all morning!
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Ha, SP got Kanye! What took them so long? I'm gonna hop on over to Hulu to see that shit.
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I hope that was really Kanye writing. And if it was, thank God for the internet. It's times like this when I realize its importance. How else would we know what a DOUCHE he is?!? There's only so much an OK! interview can reveal...
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Kanye: "BAWWWWWWWWWWWW! South Park made fun of me!"
Tom Cruise: "I will SUE South Park for their portrayal of me."
Friends of Dorothy, the two of them.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 2:27pm.
The last line pretty much confirms that he didn't do the writing.
I didn't read the earlier post (and I hate South Park and its selective derision), but I'm trying to wrap my mind around two closet cases making fun of another.
I think South Park is funny but I agree that they should figure out their own sexual preference before they make fun of others for being in the closet.
Kanye grows on me more and more. Still don't think much of his borrowed music but he's a character.
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Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cocks out. Peace motherfuckers!
Publicist wrote it, and Kanye added the extra exclamation points. Douche!
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""My rose-colored glasses are off and the world looks flesh-colored and unappealing." Peggy Hill
"i like fishdicks. i like them in my mouth" FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! Kanye has become a douche, but he will always have a special place in my heart because of Katrina.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI
Mike Myers face - PRICELESS!!!!!
He didn't write that.
Awwww, he's an endearing douche though. Him precious.
That's what he gets for confronting homophobia. Let's see who's next. Ha!
That damn dope is so dope.
Kanye said, "I just need to get past myself."
What Kanye needs is to get past his auto-tuner and that High-Yellow he's been slumming around.
Yeah...I said it!
Submitted by jim on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 1:58pm.
Kiss me, you fool!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
There's nothing douchier than using the word doper.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
IF this was really him writing this - good for him that he's trying to change. People can change. He's going to need a hell of a lot more than one little blog to prove it, though. Actions speak louder than words.....
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SHUT THE SMURF UP KANYE BOY! YOU ARE STILL AN EGOTISTICAL FUCKER.
He did not write that shit, He had an epileptic atack when he saw this shit, his mouth is still foaming cuz they said he is gay.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
and even. even even even. even even. it's my word of the day. _______________________________________________
My feelings are sensitive.
I'm one of the ones that will admit to loving Kanye (on the internet to strangers who don't know me) & even I call bullshit on this... even the all caps blue font seems like something that was purposely done to make it seem Kanyesque. Nope. This is not Kanye. _______________________________________________
My feelings are sensitive.
The last line pretty much confirms that he didn't do the writing.
I didn't read the earlier post (and I hate South Park and its selective derision), but I'm trying to wrap my mind around two closet cases making fun of another.
That can't be him writing this. He doesn't write with a continuous flow like that.
The fact that you post shit to tell people you're not a douche makes you a douche, Dope.
hahahaha KD!
nice one! *gentle nudge* ;0)
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Damned hackers...like we'd believe that's really Kanye. He's gonna be pissed when he reads that.
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kanye i love you!!!
can i have your babehs??
srsly- that did make me kinds hot! :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Obviously his publicist wrote this.
he wants to be a "doper" person? *rolls eyes*
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Jessica Simpson was dropped by her Country label. Rock and R&B both immediately called “Not it!”
-Best week Ever
Wow. Personal growth. That was unexpected.
I think Kanye musta had a finger up his no-no hole when he was writing this (see Open Post for explanation).
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and any person with half a brain cell can tell kanye's handlers ghost wrote that fluffy shit. adding "my grammar sucks so you know I wrote this!" just drives that point home.
good luck de-douching your image, you giant giant DOUCHE.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
dang it!
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So there you go! You're the speshul offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
I don't know why, but Kanye's ego touches me in places I didn't know I had. This made me hot.