Open Post: Hosted By The ILVTOFU License Plate
Kelley Coffman-Lee, a vegan and mother, from Colorado was rejected by the DMV after she submitted a request for a vanity license plate that read: ILVTOFU. The DMV employee who received her application, immediately called her up, asked her what she was wearing, what her measurements are and what she's doing later. No, the DMV rejected Kelley, because they said that shit was obscene. But that's not what Kelley meant! She might love fucking you, but she loves tofu more! It's supposed to read: I LOVE TOFU. Yeah, weird, right? Who would brag about that?
Kelley said that she shouldn't have to be censored just because some people might read it as something else, "I love tofu; it doesn't mean anything bad!" The DMV responded, "We have nothing bad to say about her love of tofu. We're concerned about others who may misread the plate."
And I'm kind of concerned that every time I look at a package of tofu, I'm going to think it wants me a sexy way. I mean, it's already squishy. American tofu!
In other news, Brit Brit has announced that her new single will be called I LOVE TOFU.
(Thanks Jesse)
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"That's a little nineteen eighty fourish to me." THAT is what makes this story amazing.
Submitted by emlarue on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 11:30pm.
But.... what about those of us who really DO love to F U??
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That's TeamValtrex c/o dlisted.com
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
But.... what about those of us who really DO love to F U??
emlarue
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Tofu is fine and everything but it's a totally processed food that may not even be that healthy for you.
Anyway, 1) Immediately saw I Love To Fuck You and I am a vegetarian. 2) So 1984? What about the lockdown we were under for the last 2 presidential terms. Dixie Chicks anyone? 3) They should gets hearts like California so she can get her plate.
xD
It's only April and we've found a frontrunner for Funniest News Story of 2009.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
i luv tofu! vegans and veggies will rule the world!
Fucking censorship. Democracy my ass.
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
fuzzy,
It helps with insomnia. Two or three posts and the brains say sleep don't even bother to decipher.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:46pm.
Oh DUH! Thanks for answering that. Yep, I'm surprised some of the people who post on CL can breathe and type at the same time.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Where on craigslist?
EEG - what is CL?
Craigslist fuzzy. Be prepared for illiteracy. Good laugh though.
M.E.,
Intentional?! That srsly sux.
Just go to CL and click Vancouver.
Apparently everyone lit up in protest, I have always wondered about this, I am a smoker but not a pot smoker (sorry ho's) and every concert I have been to security bitches me out for smoking but every other fucker has a doobie lit.
Love my city.
p.s. She looks CHUNKY.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:36pm.
Oh thanks! BTW, what is CL? *eek sorry* I don't recognize that website.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
EEG - is the local that saw her posting here on that thread?
Ok, finally got the news update. Vandals severed the lines. IT WAS INTENTIONAL!
I wonder how high the crime rate jumped today?
fuzzy, M.E.,
Dumb bitch left the stage for half an hour complaining of pot smoke.
This
Is
BC
Local behind the stage hands have been posting on CL all night and day about what her real problem was.
Funnay.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:27pm.
Sugaroo - sewer grate!?!?
That's it. Enid is at fault for cutting all communication here today.
How the fuck are you supposed to do any of those if you are having a heart attack, getting robbed, raped, murdered!?!?
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Well, it was a NICE sewer grate!
I was murdered last night and all I got was this lousy body bag.
Ba dum bum!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:19pm.
What did Shitney do last night? ?_?
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
EEG - I just went and looked at the post.
She's slowing showing that she doens't give a fucking SHIT! Maybe her fans will get a GD clue?
Sugaroo - sewer grate!?!?
That's it. Enid is at fault for cutting all communication here today.
In all seriousness, radio officials were telling everyone that since 911 was down, as all other ways of communication, if you are experiencing an emergency, drive to the nearest hospital, fire dept, flag down a police car.
How the fuck are you supposed to do any of those if you are having a heart attack, getting robbed, raped, murdered!?!?
M.E.,
Stupid bitch lost it in my city last night. CL has been a riot today.
HAY Y'ALL! WHAT'S GOIN ON!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:20pm.
OH HELL THE FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I walked by a sewer grate last night and heard a low moaning, "M.E.E.E.E.E." I think it were Enid pining for yew.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
EEG - I came straight to this post when my internetz came on. Jebus, guess I'd better go catch up on today's not so important news.
*middle of a crisis face*
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:10pm.
MC - AWE! Someone missed me! How sweet!
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It were Enid! BWAH!
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OH HELL THE FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.E.,
Oh that's bad. I wanted your Shitters comments on what stupid bitch did last night.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:10pm.
MC - AWE! Someone missed me! How sweet!
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It were Enid! BWAH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
THANKYOU all. I now will not put my real name!
MC - AWE! Someone missed me! How sweet!
They dont know who cut the lines. It's a crime scene still. UGH! This has sucked. I can't get a hold of the BH!
M.E. - someone was looking for you earlier. I don't remember who, but it's niced to be missed, eh?
So was it hooligans or service people that cut your cables? We have hella outtages due to dumbfuck people working nearby around here
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when Ass and Petey fight, do they bump chins until one of them gets cut? - Miss Priss 4/9/09
Miss Priss - from what I heard on the radio, they are calling it an act of terrorism. Coincidentaly, the communications works union's contract is up today.
I wonder WTF?
Submitted by miffed_33 on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:00pm.
My Twitter acct is as Devilgirl and my handle is Devilgirl7734.
You just have to provide and address and a name (can be anything)
The sign up is very simple.
Hope that helps! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by miffed_33 on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:00pm.
Use any made-up name you like. Just don't use your real name, "Miffed_33."
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Drive safe, don't smoke weed and rock out with your cocks out. Peace motherfuckers!
M.E!!!
I was wondering about you !!!
who did that! WHO DID THAT??!!
man, that must've been so frustrating!
So they just fixed that shit?
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
What did I miss today?
Submitted by miffed_33 on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 5:00pm.
hehe thanx for at least ANSWERING me. LCT and DG can either of you gals help me out with an answer as you guys are Twitterers?????
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hehe thanx for at least REPOSTING the question so we don't have to scroll down the whole dang page :P
There's a spot for your name, which shows beside your ID but you don't have to put it in I don't think.
Twitter fucking sucks.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:46pm.
You're absolutely insane. That's all I have to say.
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Pretty sure that's not ALL you have to say! ;-)
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
hehe thanx for at least ANSWERING me. LCT and DG can either of you gals help me out with an answer as you guys are Twitterers?????
BITCHEZ! Holy fucking SHIT! I've been without any land line, no cell no fucking internetz all day!
Someone cut four of the fiber optic lines for communication where I live and I'VE BEEN SO FUCKING LOST! I couldn't check on my kids, husband, NOTHING!
Wait a minute DG, I only have ONE WHOLE PERSON following me. What are YOU whining about? :P
Baiiiiiiiiiii Slutts!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:55pm.
I'M following you! I see that little ass shimmy!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
*sad face*
Molotov, you're no cow!
Actually, I was lie-telling....*sigh* I can inhale one of those in one sitting too =) I just try not to eat the whole thing cuz my man(who's 6'4'') eats two in one sitting...anyway, I feel more like a lady if I just eat half now and half later
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:51pm.
I am hurt! You aren't following me!
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I clicked follow on you about 5 minutes ago.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:51pm.
I am hurt! You aren't following me!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by miffed_33 on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:43pm.
when you go to sign up for a twitter account do you really put in your true name??? or did you guys make one up?
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Sorry, I don't have a clue.
I also don't know the answer to your question.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 04/09/2009 - 4:47pm.
A picture of UR BEEOOOTYFULL MUG!
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Are you sure you're following me? I see one person who I just sent a message to who has the same profile pic as someone completely different on myspace... I'm so confused.